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Zoidberg227

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Well then ... Nope! No new avy! Ever! And if you change yours, I'll throw flaming rocks at you. Or, continue to call you my avatar buddy, deliberately confusing all other board members.
Anywho (I think that's becoming my catch "I'll start posting on topic now" phrase) - You wake up, minutes before class starts, and realize that you have a ten page history term paper due, first period. You haven't even begun researching it. You scribble something together, knowing that it's hopeless anyway. You try to sneak into class, 10 minutes late. At the same time you realize you are without clothes, your teacher and classmates notice you slinking in. What happens next?
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Me: Friends, I have come to free you from your complicated situation! Free you from the complicated part, not the situation.
This situation is too complex for my liking. I guess I'll play along.
Me: (Handing paper to professor) Enjoy my poorly-written research crap! Some jerk: Hey, aren't you supposed to be cowering in embarassment? You're naked. Me: Speaking of which, the nakedness portion of this crazy situation kinda peetered out without me talking about it. -The Pi-kea robot paraphrased from "Less Than Hero" -Fry paraphrased from "ISTE" -Bender paraphrased from "THBB"
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cuavsfan
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[Janitor starts to empty garbage and I jump out]
Me: Ah janitor, this is a surprise! For you. Finding *me*, in the garbage can.
Robot Devil - 'The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings'
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Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary

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"Ah, my ridiculously circuitous plan is one-quarter complete!" ::laughs evily::
- Beelzebot, "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playhtings"
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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The Scruffy thing sounded more like "LoTF," but in that case he just shook his head and left.
Also, I don't quite understand the significance of Teral's quote.
Also also, JBERGES, better late than never. You're up.
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Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary

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Originally posted by DrThunder88: Also, I don't quite understand the significance of Teral's quote.
The idea was getting locked up inside the mall wasn't an accident, it was the first part of a brilliantly planned scheme to achieve world domination. But since I didn't win, I'm not giving the rest of the plan away.
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Originally posted by Teral: The idea was getting locked up inside the mall wasn't an accident, it was the first part of a brilliantly planned scheme to achieve world domination.
But since I didn't win, I'm not giving the rest of the plan away. Let's hope your brilliant but circuitous plan involves concert tickets of some sort.
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Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary

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Not really, but it does involve a 7 foot tall donut and 350 kilograms of Jell-O. But I've allready said too much...
::starts pushing people aside, violently:: Me: "'Scuse me, comin' through, train arriving on track 1." Bouncher: "Ow! You broke my foot!" Me: "Freedom!"
- Bender and Woman, "A Taste Of Freedom"
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Me: Oh my god, it's Bigfoot! Some guy in line: Where? Me: (Taking his spot) Up your face! Everybody do the Thunder (Does the Thunder) Clerk: That'll be $75. Me: I believe you're forgetting my five percent military discount. Clerk: Well, that's only for people in the military. Me: I deserve cheap tickets! Clerk: So it's a concert you want is it? I'll send you to a concert you'll never forget... (Gives me a ticket to see Kenny G) -Bender and Park Ranger Park in "Spanish Fry" -The 7^11 clerk and Fry in "WItHW" -The formerly young old guy in "TKoS" -Bender in "ISTE"
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Hmm, the thought of stealing a turn fills Thunderking with disgust, but if it must be so, then let a new situation be posted! :Pounds table:
Your new situation is: While on a bird watching trip to the arctic, you are run over by a vicious motorized sled (possibly ridden by a vicious motorized sledder or just a werecar, whatever).
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Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary

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Me: "Ohhh, I think I got whiplash." Vicious Motorized Sledder: "I'll have you know I'm friends with every judge on planet." Me: "I'm okay then."
- Bender, "Lesser Of Two Evils" - Leo Wong and Farnsworth, "Where The Buggalo Roam"
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BarbadosSlim

Crustacean

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Kif: (moans and groans with excitement and nervousness) -Kif gets knocked up a notch
you gotta here the way kif moans to understand
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DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary

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Oh, right. A winner and such...I'm not too big of a man to laugh at a sperm joke. DD8, your turn.
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