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DrThunder88

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« Reply #600 on: 08-11-2004 00:33 »

Me: Perhaps we could vacuum the whole damned bed. What do you think, Curly Joe?
Curly Joe: No, man. A vacuum big enough to suck up that mama would take out half the bedroom.
Sweet Clyde: You gotta Globetrotter that explosion up a little, Thundsy...make it a steam cleaning.
Me: By God, Sweet Clyde is right. An steam cleaning might just destroy the rotting mass, which would stop more stench particles from escaping.
Bubblegum Tate: Whoa. Slow that brain train down, Doc. We'd need some kind of steam cleaning device to initiate an steam cleaning like that.
Me: Steam cleaning device? Ah, now the ball's in Thunder's court. (View arsenal of steam cleaners) I suppose I could part with one and still be feared.

-Farnsworth and Globetrotters paraphrased from "Time Keeps on Slipping"
zomit

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« Reply #601 on: 08-11-2004 02:09 »

*Before it drops the thing on my bed*
Me: "Hey wait, I'll give you $5 not to do what you're thinking of doing!"
*After it drops it on the bed*
Me: "Heh heh heh...You just lost $5."

-Bender, "A Head In The Polls"
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #602 on: 08-11-2004 11:47 »

Gleano's and DrT's were both funny, but I have to give it to GFF, because I love the phrase "I dare say" used in conversation.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #603 on: 08-11-2004 15:08 »

Oh man, I was going to use that quote but I figured it was too obvious...certainly not because GFF beat me to it, no sir.
Fryrish1

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« Reply #604 on: 08-11-2004 21:11 »

yeah he beat me to it as well. damn i thought by this stage of my life i'd be the one beating people to quotes
germanfryfan

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« Reply #605 on: 08-11-2004 21:36 »

Hurray I won against DrT! That was unexpected.

I can't think of a really good situation, but what comes to your mind for this one:

While cheating in an exam you get chaught by your teacher / professor. What do you say to convince him / her that you did nothing wrong?
Fryrish1

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« Reply #606 on: 08-11-2004 22:34 »

"i didn't cheat, it was ghosts, big ones..... and a tornado" - Bender (paraphrased) in How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
DrThunder88

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« Reply #607 on: 08-11-2004 22:52 »

Everybody beats me anymore.

Me: Cheating's such an ugly word.  I prefer "academic dishonesty," the "academic" makes it sound sophisticated.

-Bender paraphrased from "AOI1"
zomit

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« Reply #608 on: 08-12-2004 04:35 »

Teacher: "I believe you were cheating."
Me: "Believe it all you want, that doesn't make it true."

-Zoidberg, "War Is The H-Word" (edited)
-iHawk, "War Is The H-Word"
niggle-snoosh

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« Reply #609 on: 08-12-2004 06:13 »
« Last Edit on: 08-12-2004 06:13 »

leap out of chair and (cackling wildly) run out of room shouting:

"so long suckers!!!"

[the Professy, upon That Guy's discovery that his business plan is actually an escape plan]


Hey! I've been down graded to a crustacean! puke  (no offence to the ziodster) I guess you can't stay off the site for too long?
germanfryfan

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« Reply #610 on: 08-12-2004 21:37 »

Ok, I think I give this one away to Dr. T!

Dr T. you won this one, and no one has stolen your quote this time  wink
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #611 on: 08-13-2004 12:01 »

Dr T?

24 hour rule then.

Situation: You've been in a pub/ club most of the evening and you decide to leave and head home, only to be cut off by some drunk guy being agressive, you say:
cuavsfan
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« Reply #612 on: 08-13-2004 14:53 »

I'm gonna open a file of whoop-ass on you.

The Masked Unit - Raging Bender
DrThunder88

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« Reply #613 on: 08-14-2004 03:36 »

I remember a situation similar to this, and although I didn't win, I'll use the exact same quote.

Zapp: Call me cocky, but if there's an ass out there I can't kick I haven't met it and kicked it yet.

-Zapp paraphrased from "When Aliens Attack"
boingo2000

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« Reply #614 on: 08-14-2004 16:49 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
I remember a situation similar to this, and although I didn't win, I'll use the exact same quote.

I remeber that situation, and I did win, so I will also use the exact same quote:

Me: Activate emergency high speed self contained escape pack crisis response unit! Quick!
*Then I run away really fast*

-Leela, The Sting
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #615 on: 08-14-2004 17:07 »

I didn't realise a similar situation was used recently, hmmm. I choose Dr T's quote, simply because I'd like to see what would happen after he said that  smile
Spacedal11

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« Reply #616 on: 08-14-2004 17:32 »

Teacher or some adult: Hey Riley, get in here!
Me: SCREW YOU!

-Zoidberg, Less Than a Hero

Older family member: Riley honey, we love you.

Me: Shut up baby I know it!
*walks out of the room like a pimp*

-Bender, Put Your Head on my Shoulders
cuavsfan
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« Reply #617 on: 08-14-2004 20:45 »

[ala cartridge unit]
What?! (for above post)
Jicannon

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« Reply #618 on: 08-14-2004 22:44 »

Spcaedal, DrT won, plus your post didn't make any sense in regard to the situation  wink
Spacedal11

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« Reply #619 on: 08-15-2004 00:31 »

Huh? Oh did I miss the situation? I thought that that was it. Sorry! I don't play the quote games and those are some of my favorite quotes. Sorry!!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #620 on: 08-15-2004 01:33 »

Nobody steals DrThunder's...uh, thunder.

Also, redemption at last!  We'll do best out of three, boingo, when someone uses this situation again.

Situation:
Your coworkers or classmates are complaining about you deficient personal hygene.
Spacedal11

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« Reply #621 on: 08-15-2004 01:42 »
« Last Edit on: 08-17-2004 00:00 »

OK I got it this time maybe.

Me: That's not me. That's the other Riley spelled with a l-y.
-Fry, HHRHGB
DogDoo8

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« Reply #622 on: 08-15-2004 02:53 »
« Last Edit on: 08-15-2004 02:53 »

Class mate:   Hey, use this!

You:    What is it?

Class mate:   Deodorant!

You : (in scared voice).  What does it do?

Fry in (Put Your Head On My Shoulders).

Ahh thats a good episode.   laff    laff    laff

cuavsfan
Crustacean
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« Reply #623 on: 08-15-2004 03:00 »

Them: I've never seen anyone so dirty.
Me: This is nothing.  In high school I went a hundred days between showers, right up till I caught Bubonic Plaugue.

Paraphrased from 'Fry and the Slurm Factory' (fry)
Teral

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« Reply #624 on: 08-15-2004 07:17 »

Them: "Get a bath, ya' dirty kid."
Me: "Hey, Quit it guys. You don't hear our hot young teacher complaining."
Hot Young Teacher: (storms through the door) "Dirty boy! Dirty dirty dirty!" (she knocks me to the floor)
Me: (muffled) "It worked perfectly!"

 - Hermes, "The Route Of All Evil"
 - Fry, "When Aliens Attack"
 - Morgan Proctor, "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
 - Fry, "I Dated A Robot"
zomit

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« Reply #625 on: 08-15-2004 07:47 »

One person: "Wow, a smell so bad it's right off the funk-o-meter!"
Other person: "I can't smell anything outside the window! It's being overpowered by local sources!"
They all stare at me angrily
Me: "Hooray, people are finally paying attention to me!"

-Farnsworth, "A Big Piece Of Garbage" (I think)
-Farnsworth, "Godfellas" (slightly edited)
-Farnsworth, Fry, Leela, "Godfellas"
-Zoidberg, "Godfellas"
germanfryfan

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« Reply #626 on: 08-15-2004 21:36 »

1st Person: gff, we have to discuss your hygene arrangements.
2nd Person: We've all talked it over...
1st Person: Hey, you're doing maths homework! Move over! ... *sits down next to me* Ah!
2nd Person: gff, sometimes in tight clothes, people become smelly not realizing it.
me: I know, but I forgive you!
2nd Person: No, gff, by tight clothes I mean your pants!
me: ahh!
2nd Person: And by people I mean you!
me: right!
2nd Person: And by smelly I...
me: Hey we try to do maths!
1st Person: Yeah, would yo kindly shut your noise hole?

Fry, Bender and Leela - I, roommate

JBERGES

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« Reply #627 on: 08-16-2004 00:43 »

Friend: Ewww!  You smell like sweating...(sniff)...and farting!

Me: Yeah, I've passed a couple gasses, but I'm cool to drive...

Fry/Farnsworth -  TMLH
Fryrish1

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« Reply #628 on: 08-16-2004 01:59 »

JBERGES that is a classic well done!!!!
niggle-snoosh

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« Reply #629 on: 08-16-2004 09:06 »

Well, you see, I used to be clean, and, well...time makes fools of us all!

Fry; hhrhgb
Zoidberg227

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« Reply #630 on: 08-16-2004 16:32 »

Classmate: That stench!  That horrible stench! 

Me: I even make my own hair gel!

Zoidberg, A Fishful of Dollars
Fry, Futurestock (edited)
DrThunder88

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« Reply #631 on: 08-17-2004 01:42 »

This was a close one, but after two days I can safely say the winner is GFF with JBOORGES in a close second.
germanfryfan

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« Reply #632 on: 08-17-2004 09:19 »

Yes, the system works! I won again!

But, it's hard to find situtations that haven't already been done...

I think I failed in finding one, anyhow:

With a bag full of money and your mind full of joy you walk into your prefered record shop to by the newest album of your favorite band.
As you arrive at the place where they normally stand you have to find them already sold out.

What do you say / goes through your mind?
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #633 on: 08-17-2004 09:43 »

"Album shmalbum! I don't wanna hear this record. It's crap. I'll buy a new album and act like it's my favorite. With cash like this, who's going to argue? Nobody that's who."

  Chief Singing Wind, "Where The Buggalo Roam"
JBERGES

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« Reply #634 on: 08-17-2004 11:50 »

aw, I was so close.

______________________

Me: But tell us. How could a CD with such a... fabulous tracklist, end up disappearing?
 
Clerk: Ah, now that's a story that can only rightfully be told in a chamber of commerce video narrated by folk-rock trubadour Donovan, although we donít sell folk.

[Video starts]

Donovan: We once had a CD, stocked, hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Popular Music Section. Yet so desperate the CD's desire for listeners that it moved away to the Pop Section next to the Britney Spears hub. Until the CD realized it was surrounded by crap and it started to melt. Knowing its fate, the quality people stole it. Ted Turner, Barbara Streisand, Oprah, the guy who invented the trumpet, the magician, and the other so called Ďgodsí of our legends, though gods they were.  And also DrThunder was there. The others chose to remain behind in the aisles with their other albums, and one day evolved into idiots, and sing and dance and ring in the new to bad music.

Idiots: Hail the record store!

[Video ends]

Me: The magician?
______________

Leela/Colonel/Donovan - The Deep South
Jicannon

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« Reply #635 on: 08-17-2004 12:01 »

lol, very nice JBERGES  smile

cuavsfan
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« Reply #636 on: 08-17-2004 13:24 »

Me: Come on Larry, get your big ass over there and get me my CD!

[Larry (clerk) heads over there, but at the last second another customer grabs the last copy]

Larry: He got the last one!

Me: Get more! Get more! Get more! Get more! Get more! <pause> Get more! Get more! Get more!

Larry: Only the manager can place a reorder. We have to sober him up.

Me: Try shocking him!

[Larry gives the manager a shot with his taser.  After some gargling noises and twitching he stops moving.  Smelling smoke I decide to mosey on over to the next record store...]

Paraphrased from 'A Clone of My Own'
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #637 on: 08-18-2004 13:16 »

me: What! This is the worst kind of discrimination! The kind against me!

Bender - War is the H word
boingo2000

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« Reply #638 on: 08-18-2004 13:21 »

Me: But... boingo need disc... for dance-making!

-Fry, How Hermes... (edited)
germanfryfan

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« Reply #639 on: 08-18-2004 16:53 »

Now that it's been few hours longer than a day, I'll announce the winner of the upcomming TOTPD*, ehh I meant this game.

I really love Atlantis by Donovan threfore I will give this one to JBERGES.

*if nobody posts before him
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