I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!!

[Reply #440 on:]

Fryrish1, it was hermes in Deep South

I would flash him back and say "Of course thats just for starters"
Robot devil in 'hell is other robots'

[Reply #441 on:]

"Are you coming onto me?!" ... (sexfully): "I'm not hearing a no!"

- Zoidberg, Roswell That Ends Well

[Reply #442 on:]

My God, cover yourself! I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo!

Nixon -  War is the H Word

[Reply #443 on:]

"There I was in the park, when suddenly, some guy flashes me and tells me I stole his backpack! I chucked my grandpa at him, but he kept coming, so I had to hit him with this backpack I found!"

-Bender, "How Hermes Requesitioned His Groove Back" (edited)

[Reply #444 on:]

"Cover your shame, mon!"

~Hermes, AOI 2

Hey f_r, you forgot the TOTPD!

[Reply #445 on:]

"Hey! Do I flash you when you're lying stoned in the park? No... So beat it!"

-Bender, Hell is Other Robots

[Reply #446 on:]

"So that's what life was like before genetic engineering."

-Amy, WMIBACIL? (I think), paraphrased.

[Reply #447 on:]

"You call this a *dingdong*? I wouldn't hit a girl over the head with this *dingdong*!"

Don-bot in Bender gets made

[Reply #448 on:]

The guy: Psst. You want to see organ?  Fresh and stiff.
Me: [Unenthusiastic] Not really.
The guy: Well, if you insist, but you're touching it!
-Organ dealer paraphrased from "My Three Suns"
-Fry in "Mother's Day"
-Bender paraphrased from "Mother's Day"

[Reply #449 on:]

(Before he flashes me)
Me: I'll give you five dollars not to do what you're about to do.
(After he flashes me)
Me: Heh heh heh... you just lost five dollars!

(Bender in "A Head in the Polls" )

[Reply #450 on:]

GFF, that's the most inappropriate thing I've read all week.  I'd have to be completly insane to give you the win for that.  Luckily for you, I am completly insane.  The winnah: germanfryfan!

[Reply #451 on:]

Me, a winner? You are completely insane! 

Imagine you and your friends have the greatest barbecue-party of the summer, when all of a sudden heavy rain sets in and you get wet down to your underwear in less than 30 secs. You say...

Happened to me today 

[Reply #452 on:]

"Everybody in the house, quickly!  And wipe your damn feet!"  (Leo in WTBR)

[Reply #453 on:]

*Pops tab on can of cola* "Here's to another lousy rain storm."
Fry, paraphrased, SP3K

[Reply #454 on:]

Me (as rain starts): Hey, it's that barbecue's over sound.
*We go inside*
Me: This wangs chung.  Now all of the BBQ people in places with nice weather will start crackin' wise about our Mamas. 
Friend: I'm just glad our fat and ugly Mamas aren't here to see this.
Me: My mother was a saint!  Get out! *I kick him out*
2nd Friend: Enough about our promiscuous mothers.  Who wants to go get some takeout?

-Fry, "Where the Buggalo Roam"
-Leela, Hermes & Farnsworth "Time Keeps on Slippin'"
-Zoidberg, "The Series Has Landed"
Leela, "Mother's Day"
All paraphrased/edited except for the M's D one.

Edits: Fixed attributions

[Reply #455 on:]

Me: I'm melting! Oh who would have ever thought the slightest amount of liquid would ever fall on meeeeeeeeeee.

Evil Witch Mom - AOI 2

[Reply #456 on:]

"Nine, ten, a big fat hen... the name: Bender." Bender in Less than Hero

[Reply #457 on:]

Me: Ah, some good old high-intensity rain. That'll cool us off.

(Gets wet down to his underwear in less than 30 secs)

Me: Come on... girdle... hold!

(Snap!)

Fry/Zapp;  Brannigan Began Again (edited)

[Reply #458 on:]

Me, to my friend: What should I do with the uncooked prime rib?
Friend: Oh, feed it to the pack of mangy chihuahas on 4th street.

Paraphrased, Zapp and Kif, "War is the H word"

[Reply #459 on:]

Friend: "I'm sure those windmills will keep us dry." (Points to some close by windmills)
Me: "WINDMILLS DON'T WORK THAT WAY! GOODBYE!"

 - Linda and Morbo, "Crimes Of The Hot"

[Reply #460 on:]

Me: If you all run inside before filing the appropriate forms I'll be forced to demote you all to Grade 37
Friends: Wet, dry, either way I'm miserable!

-Morgan and Hermes, "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back"

[Reply #461 on:]

4 minutes after dead line.
I'm a horrible judge, but I like Coilette's entry. So I declare her as the winner!

edit: it's been 24 hours and Coilette wasn't here, so I decare the next one to post a situation the winner  .

Maybe even Coilette 

[Reply #462 on:]

I will gladly take this duty! OK...

You discover that there is a black hole in your backyard, and your insurance company is giving you unspeakable bills and has called you to "come to their office". Upon arriving, what do you say?

[Reply #463 on:]

Insurance guy: "I think the black hole's hungry."
Me: "Black holes don't need food."
Insurance guy: "Neither do nerds!"

-Cubert and Brett (H.G. Blob's son), "The Route Of All Evil"

[Reply #464 on:]

Hey mister insurance guy, has anyone ever had a black whirly thing in their back garden? Cos if not i want them to call it a Bones hole

[Reply #465 on:]

No! No one's seen that! Ask something less stupid!

Professor, "Anthology of Interest I"

[Reply #466 on:]

Me: Oh my God! My house is heading straight into a black hole!
Insurance Agent: What a rate hiker!
-Leela and Fry paraphrased from "A Flight to Remember"

[Reply #467 on:]

"We're doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo oooooooooooooooooo--"

-Bender, The Farnsworth Parabox

[Reply #468 on:]

Me: Well, we're boned.
- Bender, 'Hell is other robots'

[Reply #469 on:]

Aww I missed a win, oh well

Insurance man: All your money belong to us
Me: Negative bossy meat creature.

Computer Alien - AOI 2
Fry - Insane in the mainframe

[Reply #470 on:]

"Is that black hole anything like a cemetery, cos I gotta take a whizz....?"

Fry in ABBFT

[Reply #471 on:]

friends:look what we won from a tourists pocket![shows futurama comic #14]
me:aww, your all very lucky, id pay anything for that comic! if only i wernt so desperetly poor!
friend 1:wait you mean people will pay good money for comics?.......

[Reply #472 on:]

...what does that have to do with a black hole in the garden?

[Reply #473 on:]

I don't know, but I do know the thirty-six hour rule should be put into effect forthwith.  Someone pick a new situation and insult WhiteMoth's mother.

[Reply #474 on:]

OK. A new season of Futurama has been commissioned and there is to be much rejoicing.

Also, WhiteMoth's mother was a hamster and his father smelled of loganberries.

[Reply #475 on:]

I'm going to party like it's 2999!

I can't remember which episode it's from though (too much partying probably     )

[Reply #476 on:]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Later...
"The joyous event called me to say, 'YYYYYYYES!' but I gave it a little twist."

Paraphrased, Calculon from "Bend Her."

[Reply #477 on:]

Me: Woo! My show's back! And its credit cards are still valid! Let's go get hammered!
Friend: Alright, but I should warn you, I'm a mean drunk!

Bender and Zoidberg, 'The Sting', slightly paraphrased.

[Reply #478 on:]

A really simple one:

"Paaartyyyyyy" - Human Bender - AOI II

or

"I'm going to spin until I fall,- ouch!" Fry - A Pharao to remember

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@Coilette: I know that there was the line
"Let's party like it's 1999"
in Hell is other robots, did you think of that?

[Reply #479 on:]

"Ah, nothing like the return of Futurama and a Supersoaker filled with fine Cognac."
- Bender, 'A X-mas Story'