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f_r

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« Reply #440 on: 07-12-2004 21:42 »
« Last Edit on: 07-12-2004 21:42 »

Fryrish1, it was hermes in Deep South

I would flash him back and say "Of course thats just for starters"
Robot devil in 'hell is other robots'
Birdbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #441 on: 07-12-2004 22:23 »

"Are you coming onto me?!" ... (sexfully): "I'm not hearing a no!"

- Zoidberg, Roswell That Ends Well
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #442 on: 07-12-2004 22:28 »

My God, cover yourself! I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo!

Nixon -  War is the H Word
zomit

Starship Captain
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« Reply #443 on: 07-13-2004 01:23 »

"There I was in the park, when suddenly, some guy flashes me and tells me I stole his backpack! I chucked my grandpa at him, but he kept coming, so I had to hit him with this backpack I found!"

-Bender, "How Hermes Requesitioned His Groove Back" (edited)
WhiteMoth

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #444 on: 07-13-2004 12:46 »

"Cover your shame, mon!"

~Hermes, AOI 2

Hey f_r, you forgot the TOTPD!
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #445 on: 07-13-2004 14:00 »

"Hey! Do I flash you when you're lying stoned in the park? No... So beat it!"

-Bender, Hell is Other Robots
CWD

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #446 on: 07-13-2004 14:42 »

"So that's what life was like before genetic engineering."

-Amy, WMIBACIL? (I think), paraphrased.
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #447 on: 07-13-2004 16:41 »

"You call this a *dingdong*? I wouldn't hit a girl over the head with this *dingdong*!"

Don-bot in Bender gets made
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #448 on: 07-13-2004 20:37 »

The guy: Psst. You want to see organ?  Fresh and stiff.
Me: [Unenthusiastic] Not really.
The guy: Well, if you insist, but you're touching it!
-Organ dealer paraphrased from "My Three Suns"
-Fry in "Mother's Day"
-Bender paraphrased from "Mother's Day"
athena1999

Bending Unit
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« Reply #449 on: 07-13-2004 20:47 »

(Before he flashes me)
Me: I'll give you five dollars not to do what you're about to do.
(After he flashes me)
Me: Heh heh heh... you just lost five dollars!

(Bender in "A Head in the Polls" )
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #450 on: 07-14-2004 11:33 »

GFF, that's the most inappropriate thing I've read all week.  I'd have to be completly insane to give you the win for that.  Luckily for you, I am completly insane.  The winnah: germanfryfan!
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #451 on: 07-14-2004 18:25 »

Me, a winner? You are completely insane!  smile

Imagine you and your friends have the greatest barbecue-party of the summer, when all of a sudden heavy rain sets in and you get wet down to your underwear in less than 30 secs. You say...

Happened to me today  frown

athena1999

Bending Unit
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« Reply #452 on: 07-14-2004 20:07 »

"Everybody in the house, quickly!  And wipe your damn feet!"  (Leo in WTBR)
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #453 on: 07-14-2004 21:21 »

*Pops tab on can of cola* "Here's to another lousy rain storm."
Fry, paraphrased, SP3K
CWD

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #454 on: 07-14-2004 23:39 »
« Last Edit on: 07-15-2004 00:00 »

Me (as rain starts): Hey, it's that barbecue's over sound.
*We go inside*
Me: This wangs chung.  Now all of the BBQ people in places with nice weather will start crackin' wise about our Mamas. 
Friend: I'm just glad our fat and ugly Mamas aren't here to see this.
Me: My mother was a saint!  Get out! *I kick him out*
2nd Friend: Enough about our promiscuous mothers.  Who wants to go get some takeout?

-Fry, "Where the Buggalo Roam"
-Leela, Hermes & Farnsworth "Time Keeps on Slippin'"
-Zoidberg, "The Series Has Landed"
Leela, "Mother's Day"
All paraphrased/edited except for the M's D one.

Edits: Fixed attributions
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #455 on: 07-15-2004 10:43 »

Me: I'm melting! Oh who would have ever thought the slightest amount of liquid would ever fall on meeeeeeeeeee.

Evil Witch Mom - AOI 2
DDie

Bending Unit
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« Reply #456 on: 07-15-2004 10:50 »

"Nine, ten, a big fat hen... the name: Bender." Bender in Less than Hero
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #457 on: 07-15-2004 11:05 »
« Last Edit on: 07-15-2004 11:05 »

Me: Ah, some good old high-intensity rain. That'll cool us off.

(Gets wet down to his underwear in less than 30 secs)

Me: Come on... girdle... hold!

(Snap!)

Fry/Zapp;  Brannigan Began Again (edited)
WhiteMoth

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #458 on: 07-15-2004 14:58 »

Me, to my friend: What should I do with the uncooked prime rib?
Friend: Oh, feed it to the pack of mangy chihuahas on 4th street.

Paraphrased, Zapp and Kif, "War is the H word"
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #459 on: 07-15-2004 15:39 »

Friend: "I'm sure those windmills will keep us dry." (Points to some close by windmills)
Me: "WINDMILLS DON'T WORK THAT WAY! GOODBYE!"

 - Linda and Morbo, "Crimes Of The Hot"
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #460 on: 07-15-2004 15:49 »

Me: If you all run inside before filing the appropriate forms I'll be forced to demote you all to Grade 37
Friends: Wet, dry, either way I'm miserable!

-Morgan and Hermes, "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back"
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #461 on: 07-15-2004 18:30 »
« Last Edit on: 07-16-2004 00:00 »

4 minutes after dead line.
I'm a horrible judge, but I like Coilette's entry. So I declare her as the winner!

edit: it's been 24 hours and Coilette wasn't here, so I decare the next one to post a situation the winner  wink.

Maybe even Coilette  laff
WhiteMoth

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #462 on: 07-16-2004 22:09 »

I will gladly take this duty! OK...

You discover that there is a black hole in your backyard, and your insurance company is giving you unspeakable bills and has called you to "come to their office". Upon arriving, what do you say?

zomit

Starship Captain
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« Reply #463 on: 07-16-2004 22:17 »

Insurance guy: "I think the black hole's hungry."
Me: "Black holes don't need food."
Insurance guy: "Neither do nerds!"

-Cubert and Brett (H.G. Blob's son), "The Route Of All Evil"
Bones

Bending Unit
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« Reply #464 on: 07-16-2004 22:59 »

Hey mister insurance guy, has anyone ever had a black whirly thing in their back garden? Cos if not i want them to call it a Bones hole

Do you ever get the feeling you're just going with girls 'cos you're 'sposed to?
Gwan101

Bending Unit
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« Reply #465 on: 07-16-2004 23:29 »

No! No one's seen that! Ask something less stupid!

Professor, "Anthology of Interest I"
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #466 on: 07-17-2004 01:12 »

Me: Oh my God! My house is heading straight into a black hole!
Insurance Agent: What a rate hiker!
-Leela and Fry paraphrased from "A Flight to Remember"
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #467 on: 07-17-2004 01:33 »

"We're doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo oooooooooooooooooo--"

-Bender, The Farnsworth Parabox
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #468 on: 07-17-2004 06:48 »
« Last Edit on: 07-17-2004 06:48 »

Me: Well, we're boned.
- Bender, 'Hell is other robots'
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #469 on: 07-17-2004 08:31 »
« Last Edit on: 07-17-2004 08:31 »

Aww I missed a win, oh well

Insurance man: All your money belong to us
Me: Negative bossy meat creature.

Computer Alien - AOI 2
Fry - Insane in the mainframe
Gleno

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #470 on: 07-17-2004 23:07 »

"Is that black hole anything like a cemetery, cos I gotta take a whizz....?"

Fry in ABBFT

Let me break....let me break you down....for your sake....I will break you down...."[/small]
ooy

Professor
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« Reply #471 on: 07-18-2004 01:59 »

friends:look what we won from a tourists pocket![shows futurama comic #14]
me:aww, your all very lucky, id pay anything for that comic! if only i wernt so desperetly poor!
friend 1:wait you mean people will pay good money for comics?.......
Bones

Bending Unit
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« Reply #472 on: 07-18-2004 12:32 »

...what does that have to do with a black hole in the garden?
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #473 on: 07-18-2004 13:52 »

I don't know, but I do know the thirty-six hour rule should be put into effect forthwith.  Someone pick a new situation and insult WhiteMoth's mother.
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #474 on: 07-18-2004 15:32 »

OK. A new season of Futurama has been commissioned and there is to be much rejoicing.

Also, WhiteMoth's mother was a hamster and his father smelled of loganberries.
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #475 on: 07-18-2004 15:55 »
« Last Edit on: 07-18-2004 15:55 »

I'm going to party like it's 2999!

I can't remember which episode it's from though (too much partying probably   tongue  )
athena1999

Bending Unit
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« Reply #476 on: 07-18-2004 21:19 »

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Later...
"The joyous event called me to say, 'YYYYYYYES!' but I gave it a little twist."

Paraphrased, Calculon from "Bend Her."
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #477 on: 07-18-2004 21:22 »
« Last Edit on: 07-18-2004 21:22 »

Me: Woo! My show's back! And its credit cards are still valid! Let's go get hammered!
Friend: Alright, but I should warn you, I'm a mean drunk!

Bender and Zoidberg, 'The Sting', slightly paraphrased.

"Does not your scrotum need kicking?"
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #478 on: 07-18-2004 21:30 »

A really simple one:

"Paaartyyyyyy" - Human Bender - AOI II

or

"I'm going to spin until I fall,- ouch!" Fry - A Pharao to remember

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@Coilette: I know that there was the line
"Let's party like it's 1999"
in Hell is other robots, did you think of that?
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #479 on: 07-18-2004 21:35 »

"Ah, nothing like the return of Futurama and a Supersoaker filled with fine Cognac."
- Bender, 'A X-mas Story'
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