I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!!

[Reply #400 on:]

"But...but..CWD need motorcycle...for...cool making!  This is the worst kind of discrimination: The kind against me.  Come on, Mom and Dad, I'm sure I'll barely regret this!"

-Fry, "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back"
-Bender, "War is the H-Word"
-Leela, "Less Than Hero"
All paraphrased/edited. 

Edits: First ever TOTPD! Fixed episode title, thanks to Zomit.

[Reply #401 on:]

CWD: The second thing was from "War Is The H-Word"

Me: "I'd love to get a motorcycle, but my parents won't let me because I'm grounded for destroying the school."
Mom: "Who cares? It was just a public school. Now go and get that motorcycle. Please."
Me: "Mom, you're being too leniant! A grounded teenager should be confined to his room...!"
I sneak out of my bedroom window.
Me: "...Until he sneaks out."

-Leela, Munda, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles" (edited)

[Reply #402 on:]

Zomit: Yes it is, thanks. I'll edit it.

[Reply #403 on:]

Salesman: One word! Thundercougarmotorcycle!
Me: Yes, yes thats just what I've always wanted! Will you take cash?
Mom: (who spots me in motorbike shop) No! Smatt! Don't do it!
Me: No I'm sick of this dead end family! I know theres a place out there for people like me! There has to be! (Gets on the bike rides off and crashes) Oh I think I got whiplash! Ass whiplash!
 And those are the Salesman in PYHOMS, (edit)
Fry in SP3K,
Amy in PYHOMS,
Professor A in The Farnsworth Parabox,(edit)
Bender in TMLH and TLOTE!(edit)

[Reply #404 on:]

(Buys a motorcyle anyway)

(Two weeks later...)

Fry:  My new spleen came from a guy who liked to motorcycle! Vrrrrrrroooooooom!!!


Fry- The Sting

[Reply #405 on:]

JBERGES, I like the way you think!

*Gets motorcycle anyways*
*Driving off* Me: Goodbye, moderation!
Bender, AOI2

[Reply #406 on:]

Okay, folks, I'm practically giving the next turn away to CWD for his quote-thingy.

[Reply #407 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Okay, folks, I'm practically giving the next turn away to CWD for his quote-thingy.

Woot!

OK, you sign on to your ISP and begin web-surfing as usual, only to discover that your favorite message forum is down because The Powers That Be apparently forgot to pay the bills.  What do you say?

[Reply #408 on:]

Me: Oh my god! I'm shocked, shocked well not that shocked!
Bender in HHRHGB
Fry in duh(can't remember) Stupid me!
Man that sucks! I don't deserve to win!

[Reply #409 on:]

Sm@: It was in "The Lesser Of Two Evils"

"But..but...Zomit need PEEL! For post-making!"
-Fry, "How Hermes Requesitioned His Groove Back" (edited)

[Reply #410 on:]

Friend:  How's the website, JBERGES?

Me:  I'll tell you when it's finished loading.


...


...


...


bad.
_____________________

Fry and Leela-  Luck of the Fryish (edited)

[Reply #411 on:]

Me (staring at blank white screen): Oh, I don't know how this will ever work.

(AOL crashes)

Me: I'm still in mid-futile download, dangit!

Hermes, Time Keeps On Slippin
Farnsworth, TMLH

Or

My brother: WhiteMoth, I don't think it will load.

Me: Now, CWD, If there's one thing I don't need right now it's your "I-don't-think-it-will-load" attitude.

Kif and Zapp, Brannigan Begin Again

or

Me: Brother, help! The forum is fubar!

(Fouled Up Beyond Recognition, for clarification... Don't know what ep this is from.)

[Reply #412 on:]

Me: (talking to someone on the phone/IM/whathaveyou)"Oh how awful. Did it at least die painlessly? ... To shreds you say. Well, how is mArc holding up? ... To shreds you say. Very well then." (Hangs up) "Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague mArc."
Other PEELer: "So there's a job opening at CGEF?"

 - Farnsworth and Leela, "I, Roommate" (edited)

[Reply #413 on:]

Me: Bah! This ISP is slow and unreliable!
Someone else: And what is this website you PEELers call "File Not Found"?
Me: Surely it says "Planet Express Employee Lounge"?
Someone else: No, "File Not Found." With an Earth "404." Behold!
Me: This concept of "File Not Found" confuses and infuriates me!
-Lrr and Ndnd paraphrased from "Love and Rocket"

[Reply #414 on:]

While I'm nonstop hammering on the refresh button.

Someone: What do you want?
Me: PEEL!
Someone: When do you want it?
Me: PEEL!

Fry and a crowd from Jurassic bark

[Reply #415 on:]

Ok. Here's what I'm gonna do-
Uh Urrrh Urg

What kind of erotic plan is that?


- Fry, Amazonian and Bender in AWITM

[Reply #416 on:]

"Oh no! We're Doomed! Doooooooooooooooooooooo..."

-Bender(s), The Farnsworth Parabox

[Reply #417 on:]

Me: Noooooooooo!

Calculon, various episodes.

-or-

Me: Hey, what's the dilly-o?
Power company: *rolls dice* More rolling blackouts!

Beck, "Bendin' in the Wind"
Execubot Beta, "Bender Should Not be Alowed on TV"

[Reply #418 on:]

I've never seen such a shockingly bad batch of quotes that I liked so little about.   

Despite the fact that Teral used one of my favorite bits ever (The "To shreds, you say" thing - other people can't understand why I like that so much), I have to declare Dr. Thunder the winner.  Take it away, Doc...

Note: Edit to declare winner was after the 24 hour deadline for entries had passed.  Just making sure nobody feels they were cheated. 

[Reply #419 on:]

Something tells me that line will (or has already) become the next "Uh, there's obviously been some kind of mistake..."

You are doing laundry when you notice you are missing a few socks.  Naturally, you believe your roomate took them.  What does that little exchange sound like?

I've already thought of that, it's not as funny as you think it is.

[Reply #420 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:

I've already thought of that, it's not as funny as you think it is.

Says you.   

[Reply #421 on:]

I'd arrange to meet him someplace private and...
Him:M0le, you ol' lunatic, how ya been?
Me: (Nonchalantly) Oh, Not bad, not bad. (Screaming) Hands up! This is a stickup!

[Reply #422 on:]

I've called you all here to the accusing parlour so I can gradually solve the crime... I have degrees in sock theft-ology and sock theft-onomy, however they are useless for you see I have... amnesia!
Where am I now?

Zoidberg AOI2
All my Circuits BSNBAOTV
Prof. BGM

[Reply #423 on:]

Me: (I go over to the friend) I believe you, are a big sock thieverer! Now I may not know a lot about friendship but I do know a thing or to about doing stuff for one sock!
Friend: It's not worth it!
Me: probably not but I love that sock! (Opens friends chest and finds sock)(talking about sock) Huh! He's clean! Smells nice too!
friend: Better than me?
Me: Awwwww Yeh!
Zoidberg in AOI 1, (edited)
Fry in LOTF(no not Lord of the Flies), (edited)
Angelyne and Bender in Bendless love and, (edited)
URL and Smitty in Bender Gets made!

[Reply #424 on:]

Me: "Oh, so that's the way it is huh? The cat's out of the bag! It's all starting to come together: The whispering, the deception, that dwarf in the book club that steals my opinions... It's all so clear now! For I was blind, but now I see..."

My roomate: "Whaaaat?"

Bender, HHRHGB

Fry, RTEW

[Reply #425 on:]

(Gives up on socks and tries slippers)

Me:  Oh, they're great! They're like socks, except I'm having them!

Fry- The Problem With Popplers (edited for pun)

[Reply #426 on:]

Me: "You made me feel like a jerk for trusting you. Just like when my friend Richie swore he wasn't stealing my socks, then he rummaged through my mom's closet and then later I found out he was stealing my socks. You make me ashamed to be your friend!"
Friend: "Oh, I see. A bunch of socks gets stolen, so it must be the only one with the opportunity, the means and the motive." [/sarcasm]
Me: "I know how to settle this. We'll check last night's surveillance tapes."
Friend: "Huh? What? Surveillance tapes? ... You've seen me naked?"
Me: "Ah, here we are. Last night's tape. It was right next to Rho Delta Phi Keggers 4."
On tape a washing machine is seen spiniing and spinning and spinning and spinning and....
Friend: "See? Nothing!"
(friend walks into screen and steals a ahndfull of socks from the washing machine)
Me: "Wait. There on the screen, it's that guy you are. J'accuse!"
Friend: "Ohhh, it's true! I'm a lost cause."
(Cops storm into the room)
Cop: "You're under arrest for sock cruelty, sock endangerment, depriving socks of detergent and selling socks as food."

Pheeew, got carried away there. Okay, let's see, that was:
 
 - Fry, "Hell Is Other Robots"
 - Bender, Hermes, Zoidy, Amy and Leela, "Bendless Love"
 - Bender, "Hell Is Other Robots"
 - Smitty, "The Cyber House Rules"

[Reply #427 on:]

 

Originally posted by JBERGES:
They're like socks, except I'm having them!

Crowd: Boo!  Boo!
JBERGES: Are you saying "Boo" or "JBOORGES"?
Crowd: BOO![/u]
DrThunder: I was saying "JBOORGES"

Sorry, Teral, your concoction was a close second, but his made me laugh out loud.

[Reply #428 on:]

JBERGES: only one person in a million would find that funny.
DrT: Yes, we call that the "Dennis Miller Ratio."

Finally, a pun gets some respect...

New Situation:

You just realized you forgot to buy a birthday gift for your girlfriend/boyfriend.  You are out of time, as you also just remembered you invited them over, and they are at your front door.  You say/do what?

[Reply #429 on:]

"Just wait here for two hours. And be sure not to leave the house for exactly two hours. I'm going to pick up some smokes, really good ones. Two hours."

-Nixon, "Crimes Of The Hot"

[Reply #430 on:]

Her: And what will you be presenting me with this evening?
Me: Let's just say it'll put you in your place!
Her: I just hope it's not as lame as that death clock you presented last year!
Me: Uh, last year, you say?
Her: That's right.
Me: Oh my! Did it put you in your place?
Her: Hardly! I laughed until my teeth fell out. [She walks out of the room]
Me: Oh dear, I'll have to invent a new gift in the next ten minutes. Perhaps some sort of death clock.
-Wernstrom and Farnsworth paraphrased from "A Big Piece of Garbage"

What girl wouldn't go gaga for a brand new death clock?  Obviously one with loose teeth.

[Reply #431 on:]

me:Brace yourself. For when I speak these words you may well suffer an attack of explosive amnesia. For you see, the horrible secret is........fall over and play dead

[Reply #432 on:]

Me: There I was in the store, buying your present, when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse. I chucked your present at her but she kept on coming. So had to hit her with this purse I found. Ah, the point is it's your fault.

-Bender, HHRHGB (edited)

[Reply #433 on:]

Me: Are you here to fumigate the moose head?
<get slapped and dumped>

- Gearshift, Chapter President; Mars University

OR

Me: Do you like grilled cheese?
<get kicked and dumped>

- Bender; Anthology of Interest 2 (I, Meatbag)

[Reply #434 on:]

 

Originally posted by DrThunder88:
DrThunder: I was saying "JBOORGES"

Whenever I read that line I hear Coach Z's voice in my head.

Me: "Daumn!"

 - Farnsworth, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurddles"

[Reply #435 on:]

 

Originally posted by Teral:
 Whenever I read that line I hear Coach Z's voice in my head.

JORB! JAERB! JOREARB! JBOORGES!

Winner:  Boingo

[Reply #436 on:]

You're in the park, minding your own buisness, when a strange man comes up and flashes you.  You say...

[Reply #437 on:]

Or if it has to be Futurama related:

::pull down pants, look at him and at myself::
"I win."

 - New New York Mets blernsballer, "A Leela Of Her Own"

[Reply #438 on:]

Eww!  Puke-atronic!

Amy, "Parasites Lost"

[Reply #439 on:]

following Teral's lead

*shudder* That's verrry disturbing (bart)
or if it has to be from futurama

"that just raises further questions!"

its all i can think of and i cant remember who says it or when