Futurama   Planet Express Employee Lounge
The Futurama Message Board

Design and Support by Can't get enough Futurama
Help Search Futurama chat Login Register

PEEL - The Futurama Message Board    General Disscussion    I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!! « previous next »
 Topic locked! 
Author Topic: I Can't Believe it's Another Quote Game!!!  (Read 7424 times)
Pages: 1 ... 8 9 10 [11] 12 13 14 ... 20 Print
CWD

Delivery Boy
**
« Reply #400 on: 07-06-2004 15:25 »
« Last Edit on: 07-06-2004 15:25 »

"But...but..CWD need motorcycle...for...cool making!  This is the worst kind of discrimination: The kind against me.  Come on, Mom and Dad, I'm sure I'll barely regret this!"

-Fry, "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back"
-Bender, "War is the H-Word"
-Leela, "Less Than Hero"
All paraphrased/edited. 

Edits: First ever TOTPD! Fixed episode title, thanks to Zomit.
zomit

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #401 on: 07-06-2004 21:13 »
« Last Edit on: 07-06-2004 21:13 »

CWD: The second thing was from "War Is The H-Word"

Me: "I'd love to get a motorcycle, but my parents won't let me because I'm grounded for destroying the school."
Mom: "Who cares? It was just a public school. Now go and get that motorcycle. Please."
Me: "Mom, you're being too leniant! A grounded teenager should be confined to his room...!"
I sneak out of my bedroom window.
Me: "...Until he sneaks out."

-Leela, Munda, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles" (edited)
CWD

Delivery Boy
**
« Reply #402 on: 07-06-2004 22:40 »
« Last Edit on: 07-06-2004 22:40 »

Zomit: Yes it is, thanks. I'll edit it.
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #403 on: 07-07-2004 04:06 »

Salesman: One word! Thundercougarmotorcycle!
Me: Yes, yes thats just what I've always wanted! Will you take cash?
Mom: (who spots me in motorbike shop) No! Smatt! Don't do it!
Me: No I'm sick of this dead end family! I know theres a place out there for people like me! There has to be! (Gets on the bike rides off and crashes) Oh I think I got whiplash! Ass whiplash!
 And those are the Salesman in PYHOMS, (edit)
Fry in SP3K,
Amy in PYHOMS,
Professor A in The Farnsworth Parabox,(edit)
Bender in TMLH and TLOTE!(edit)
JBERGES

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #404 on: 07-07-2004 11:05 »
« Last Edit on: 07-07-2004 11:05 »

(Buys a motorcyle anyway)

(Two weeks later...)


Fry:  My new spleen came from a guy who liked to motorcycle! Vrrrrrrroooooooom!!!


Fry- The Sting
Young_and_Angry

Professor
*
« Reply #405 on: 07-07-2004 13:51 »

JBERGES, I like the way you think!

*Gets motorcycle anyways*
*Driving off* Me: Goodbye, moderation!
Bender, AOI2
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #406 on: 07-07-2004 18:15 »

Okay, folks, I'm practically giving the next turn away to CWD for his quote-thingy.
CWD

Delivery Boy
**
« Reply #407 on: 07-07-2004 23:13 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Okay, folks, I'm practically giving the next turn away to CWD for his quote-thingy.

Woot!

OK, you sign on to your ISP and begin web-surfing as usual, only to discover that your favorite message forum is down because The Powers That Be apparently forgot to pay the bills.  What do you say?


Sm@ Cpt. Libido

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #408 on: 07-08-2004 04:58 »

Me: Oh my god! I'm shocked, shocked well not that shocked!
Bender in HHRHGB
Fry in duh(can't remember) Stupid me!
Man that sucks! I don't deserve to win!
zomit

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #409 on: 07-08-2004 07:07 »

Sm@: It was in "The Lesser Of Two Evils"

"But..but...Zomit need PEEL! For post-making!"
-Fry, "How Hermes Requesitioned His Groove Back" (edited)
JBERGES

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #410 on: 07-08-2004 07:41 »

Friend:  How's the website, JBERGES?

Me:  I'll tell you when it's finished loading.


...


...


...


bad.
_____________________

Fry and Leela-  Luck of the Fryish (edited)
WhiteMoth

Delivery Boy
**
« Reply #411 on: 07-08-2004 13:50 »

Me (staring at blank white screen): Oh, I don't know how this will ever work.

(AOL crashes)

Me: I'm still in mid-futile download, dangit!

Hermes, Time Keeps On Slippin
Farnsworth, TMLH

Or

My brother: WhiteMoth, I don't think it will load.

Me: Now, CWD, If there's one thing I don't need right now it's your "I-don't-think-it-will-load" attitude.

Kif and Zapp, Brannigan Begin Again

or

Me: Brother, help! The forum is fubar!

(Fouled Up Beyond Recognition, for clarification... Don't know what ep this is from.)

Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #412 on: 07-08-2004 15:15 »

Me: (talking to someone on the phone/IM/whathaveyou)"Oh how awful. Did it at least die painlessly? ... To shreds you say. Well, how is mArc holding up? ... To shreds you say. Very well then." (Hangs up) "Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague mArc."
Other PEELer: "So there's a job opening at CGEF?"

 - Farnsworth and Leela, "I, Roommate" (edited)
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #413 on: 07-08-2004 17:43 »

Me: Bah! This ISP is slow and unreliable!
Someone else: And what is this website you PEELers call "File Not Found"?
Me: Surely it says "Planet Express Employee Lounge"?
Someone else: No, "File Not Found." With an Earth "404." Behold!
Me: This concept of "File Not Found" confuses and infuriates me!
-Lrr and Ndnd paraphrased from "Love and Rocket"
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
***
« Reply #414 on: 07-08-2004 17:52 »

While I'm nonstop hammering on the refresh button.

Someone: What do you want?
Me: PEEL!
Someone: When do you want it?
Me: PEEL!

Fry and a crowd from Jurassic bark
Bones

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #415 on: 07-08-2004 18:15 »
« Last Edit on: 07-08-2004 18:15 »

Ok. Here's what I'm gonna do-
Uh Urrrh Urg

What kind of erotic plan is that?


- Fry, Amazonian and Bender in AWITM
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #416 on: 07-08-2004 20:02 »

"Oh no! We're Doomed! Doooooooooooooooooooooo..."

-Bender(s), The Farnsworth Parabox
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
****
« Reply #417 on: 07-08-2004 22:00 »

Me: Noooooooooo!

Calculon, various episodes.

-or-

Me: Hey, what's the dilly-o?
Power company: *rolls dice* More rolling blackouts!

Beck, "Bendin' in the Wind"
Execubot Beta, "Bender Should Not be Alowed on TV"
CWD

Delivery Boy
**
« Reply #418 on: 07-08-2004 22:52 »
« Last Edit on: 07-09-2004 00:00 »

I've never seen such a shockingly bad batch of quotes that I liked so little about.    wink

Despite the fact that Teral used one of my favorite bits ever (The "To shreds, you say" thing - other people can't understand why I like that so much), I have to declare Dr. Thunder the winner.  Take it away, Doc...

Note: Edit to declare winner was after the 24 hour deadline for entries had passed.  Just making sure nobody feels they were cheated. 
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #419 on: 07-09-2004 01:02 »

Something tells me that line will (or has already) become the next "Uh, there's obviously been some kind of mistake..."

You are doing laundry when you notice you are missing a few socks.  Naturally, you believe your roomate took them.  What does that little exchange sound like?

I've already thought of that, it's not as funny as you think it is.
CWD

Delivery Boy
**
« Reply #420 on: 07-09-2004 01:08 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:

I've already thought of that, it's not as funny as you think it is.

Says you.   tongue
M0le

Space Pope
****
« Reply #421 on: 07-09-2004 02:21 »

I'd arrange to meet him someplace private and...
Him:M0le, you ol' lunatic, how ya been?
Me: (Nonchalantly) Oh, Not bad, not bad. (Screaming) Hands up! This is a stickup!
Bones

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #422 on: 07-09-2004 05:33 »

I've called you all here to the accusing parlour so I can gradually solve the crime... I have degrees in sock theft-ology and sock theft-onomy, however they are useless for you see I have... amnesia!
Where am I now?

Zoidberg AOI2
All my Circuits BSNBAOTV
Prof. BGM
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #423 on: 07-09-2004 06:57 »
« Last Edit on: 07-09-2004 06:57 »

Me: (I go over to the friend) I believe you, are a big sock thieverer! Now I may not know a lot about friendship but I do know a thing or to about doing stuff for one sock!
Friend: It's not worth it!
Me: probably not but I love that sock! (Opens friends chest and finds sock)(talking about sock) Huh! He's clean! Smells nice too!
friend: Better than me?
Me: Awwwww Yeh!
Zoidberg in AOI 1, (edited)
Fry in LOTF(no not Lord of the Flies), (edited)
Angelyne and Bender in Bendless love and, (edited)
URL and Smitty in Bender Gets made!
WhiteMoth

Delivery Boy
**
« Reply #424 on: 07-09-2004 12:56 »

Me: "Oh, so that's the way it is huh? The cat's out of the bag! It's all starting to come together: The whispering, the deception, that dwarf in the book club that steals my opinions... It's all so clear now! For I was blind, but now I see..."

My roomate: "Whaaaat?"

Bender, HHRHGB

Fry, RTEW

JBERGES

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #425 on: 07-09-2004 13:54 »
« Last Edit on: 07-09-2004 13:54 »

(Gives up on socks and tries slippers)

Me:  Oh, they're great! They're like socks, except I'm having them!

Fry- The Problem With Popplers (edited for pun)
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #426 on: 07-09-2004 19:20 »
« Last Edit on: 07-09-2004 19:20 »

Me: "You made me feel like a jerk for trusting you. Just like when my friend Richie swore he wasn't stealing my socks, then he rummaged through my mom's closet and then later I found out he was stealing my socks. You make me ashamed to be your friend!"
Friend: "Oh, I see. A bunch of socks gets stolen, so it must be the only one with the opportunity, the means and the motive." [/sarcasm]
Me: "I know how to settle this. We'll check last night's surveillance tapes."
Friend: "Huh? What? Surveillance tapes? ... You've seen me naked?"
Me: "Ah, here we are. Last night's tape. It was right next to Rho Delta Phi Keggers 4."
On tape a washing machine is seen spiniing and spinning and spinning and spinning and....
Friend: "See? Nothing!"
(friend walks into screen and steals a ahndfull of socks from the washing machine)
Me: "Wait. There on the screen, it's that guy you are. J'accuse!"
Friend: "Ohhh, it's true! I'm a lost cause."
(Cops storm into the room)
Cop: "You're under arrest for sock cruelty, sock endangerment, depriving socks of detergent and selling socks as food."

Pheeew, got carried away there. Okay, let's see, that was:
 
 - Fry, "Hell Is Other Robots"
 - Bender, Hermes, Zoidy, Amy and Leela, "Bendless Love"
 - Bender, "Hell Is Other Robots"
 - Smitty, "The Cyber House Rules"
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #427 on: 07-10-2004 01:04 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by JBERGES:
They're like socks, except I'm having them!

Crowd: Boo!  Boo!
JBERGES: Are you saying "Boo" or "JBOORGES"?
Crowd: BOO![/u]
DrThunder: I was saying "JBOORGES"

Sorry, Teral, your concoction was a close second, but his made me laugh out loud.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #428 on: 07-10-2004 01:22 »

JBERGES: only one person in a million would find that funny.
DrT: Yes, we call that the "Dennis Miller Ratio."

Finally, a pun gets some respect...

New Situation:

You just realized you forgot to buy a birthday gift for your girlfriend/boyfriend.  You are out of time, as you also just remembered you invited them over, and they are at your front door.  You say/do what?
zomit

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #429 on: 07-10-2004 01:36 »

"Just wait here for two hours. And be sure not to leave the house for exactly two hours. I'm going to pick up some smokes, really good ones. Two hours."

-Nixon, "Crimes Of The Hot"
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #430 on: 07-10-2004 08:27 »

Her: And what will you be presenting me with this evening?
Me: Let's just say it'll put you in your place!
Her: I just hope it's not as lame as that death clock you presented last year!
Me: Uh, last year, you say?
Her: That's right.
Me: Oh my! Did it put you in your place?
Her: Hardly! I laughed until my teeth fell out. [She walks out of the room]
Me: Oh dear, I'll have to invent a new gift in the next ten minutes. Perhaps some sort of death clock.
-Wernstrom and Farnsworth paraphrased from "A Big Piece of Garbage"

What girl wouldn't go gaga for a brand new death clock?  Obviously one with loose teeth.
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #431 on: 07-10-2004 10:01 »
« Last Edit on: 07-10-2004 10:01 »

me:Brace yourself. For when I speak these words you may well suffer an attack of explosive amnesia. For you see, the horrible secret is........fall over and play dead
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #432 on: 07-10-2004 11:28 »

Me: There I was in the store, buying your present, when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse. I chucked your present at her but she kept on coming. So had to hit her with this purse I found. Ah, the point is it's your fault.

-Bender, HHRHGB (edited)
Endren

Poppler
*
« Reply #433 on: 07-10-2004 17:00 »

Me: Are you here to fumigate the moose head?
<get slapped and dumped>

- Gearshift, Chapter President; Mars University

OR

Me: Do you like grilled cheese?
<get kicked and dumped>

- Bender; Anthology of Interest 2 (I, Meatbag)
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #434 on: 07-10-2004 18:40 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
DrThunder: I was saying "JBOORGES"

Whenever I read that line I hear Coach Z's voice in my head.

Me: "Daumn!"

 - Farnsworth, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurddles"
JBERGES

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #435 on: 07-11-2004 21:54 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Teral:
 Whenever I read that line I hear Coach Z's voice in my head.
JORB! JAERB! JOREARB! JBOORGES!

Winner:  Boingo

boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #436 on: 07-12-2004 17:33 »

You're in the park, minding your own buisness, when a strange man comes up and flashes you.  You say...
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #437 on: 07-12-2004 17:40 »
« Last Edit on: 07-12-2004 17:40 »



Or if it has to be Futurama related:

::pull down pants, look at him and at myself::
"I win."

 - New New York Mets blernsballer, "A Leela Of Her Own"
Zoidberg227

Space Pope
****
« Reply #438 on: 07-12-2004 18:13 »

Eww!  Puke-atronic!

Amy, "Parasites Lost"
Fryrish1

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #439 on: 07-12-2004 21:33 »

following Teral's lead

*shudder* That's verrry disturbing (bart)
or if it has to be from futurama

"that just raises further questions!"

its all i can think of and i cant remember who says it or when
Pages: 1 ... 8 9 10 [11] 12 13 14 ... 20 Print 
 Topic locked! 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF | SMF © 2006, Simple Machines | some icons from famfamfam
Legal Notice & Disclaimer: "Futurama" TM and copyright FOX, its related entities and the Curiosity Company. All rights reserved. Any reproduction, duplication or distribution of these materials in any form is expressly prohibited. As a fan site, this Futurama forum, its operators, and any content on the site relating to "Futurama" are not explicitely authorized by Fox or the Curiosity Company.
Page created in 0.218 seconds with 17 queries.