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Helpy McHelphelp
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Originally posted by Sal: What? Let's try that again: Originally posted by DrThunder88: Me: Fine! I'll go build my own community college with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the college and the blackjack! Eh, screw the whole thing. Dad: You're a fat, ugly, lazy nerd. No combination of you should be a policeman.[/i] Mom: I should disown you right now, but I'm just not that cold-hearted. Me: What! That's not fair. I deserve the same respect any other college dropout gets.[/small]
Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron: Guess what the Doc is. Anyway, my entry: Me: "Bad news, friends. My university expelled me." Father: "Does he not know?" Twin Brother: "He does not know?" Mother: "He knows not?" Twin Brother: "Knows not does he." Younger brother: "Not he knows?" Father: "Enough! Son, it is my duty to inform you that the fate of our family, the fate of our dog, indeed the fate of all we have and all that we'll ever have rests with you. You are the single most important person in this family." Me: "Oh snap!" Father: "Indeed. Now quit picking your nose and re-apply to that university!" - Zoidberg, "Bendin' In The Wind" - Ken, Nibbler, Fiona, unknown Nibblonian and Fry, "The Why of Fry" - Farnsworth, lots of episodes - Panucci, AOI I
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Helpy McHelphelp
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"You're waiting in line at the airport, when a shady looking guy approach you and offer you 10000€ if you take a small package aboard, no questions asked. The package looks exactly like a box of cigarettes. Your reaction is:"
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Me: Wait I know you. You're the sleazebag who owns Al Quaida. Him: Not anymore. Now I'm the sleazebag who owns Phillip Morris.
-Bender and 'The Commisioner' paraphrased from "ALOHO"
It occurs to me that the fine family of Phillip-Morris products might not be well known to non-Americans to include cigarettes.
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Young_and_Angry
Professor
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"Alas, I can't bring the package, for you see, I'm dying. Cough once, then fall over dead." Farnsworth, "When Aliens Attack"
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Helpy McHelphelp
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Paging Dr Thunder, Dr Thunder88, you're needed in "General Disscussion" for advancement of quote game.
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CWD
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #376 on: 07-02-2004 21:05 »
« Last Edit on: 07-02-2004 21:05 »
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Crud, I'm too late. Oh well, I'll post mine anyway, for the heck of it.
Me (to my friends waiting in line with me): Guess what you're about to be accessories to! My friends: Since when are you on the supply side of crime? Me: Look, nobody enjoys smuggling stuff onto airliners, but if you have to to make some cash, you might as well enjoy it.
-Bender, "The Deep South" -Leela, "Less than Hero" -Free Waterfall Sr, "The Birdbot of Icecrataz" (all paraphrased)
Not very good, but it's my first try.
(EDITs: Typos.)
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DrThunder88
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I'm in a very uncreative mood, so I'll just post a situation that lends itself to obvious answers and see who comes up with the least obvious answer.
You wake up one morning to find yourself strapped to a bed in a mental institution. You don't think you're crazy so you tell the orderly...
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Helpy McHelphelp
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::tries to determine what caused me to end up in here:: Me: "I guess this is why chief says no hugging."
- Smitty, "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"
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DrThunder88
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"Radio, sm@...sm@, respond code three for a new situation at post 388 "I Can't Believe It's Another Quote Game" Road in the General Discussion District..."
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Helpy McHelphelp
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Me: "Good ridance to them! Now Zoidberg will be the popular one." Actor playing Farnsworth: "Yes, yes, let's all speak to Zoidberg." Actor playing Bender: (mockingly) "Yes, everybody do the same thing."
- Zoidberg and Farnsworth, "The Cryonic Woman" - Bender, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurddles"
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DrThunder88
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Me: (On phone) Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? ... To shreds, you say? Well, how's his co-star holding up? ... To shreds, you say? (Hanging up phone and turning to the crew) Are you, by any chance, interested in becoming my new cast? Someone else: New cast? What happened to the old cast? Me: Oh those poor sons of...that's not important. The important thing is I need a new cast. Anyone interested? Another person: Yes! Yes! That's exactly the role I've always wanted! Someone else: Thanks for the offer, Director, but we don't have any acting skills. Farnsworth: Oh, that won't be a problem. This is the best movie I've ever made. It has a vampire and an explosion!
-Farnsworth, "I, Roomate" and "Space Pilot 3000" -Bender, Farnsworth, Fry, and Leela "Space Pilot 3000" -Farnsworth, "Space Pilot 3000" and Fry, "I Dated a Robot"
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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You want to get a motorcycle, but your parent/significant other/whomever strikes the fear of God in you disapproves.
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