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SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #360 on: 06-30-2004 12:21 »
« Last Edit on: 06-30-2004 12:21 »

"Alas, they said I couldn't go to school anymore, for you see, I'm dying. Cough once, then fall over dead."
-Farnsworth, When Aliens Attack.

TOTP Death rattle.
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #361 on: 06-30-2004 12:54 »
« Last Edit on: 06-30-2004 12:54 »

Me:  Good news everyone, the university is bringing me up on lack of discipline charges! Wait, that's not good news at all...

Parents: But...but...JBERGES need school...for smart making!


Farnsworth - A Clone of My Own (edited)
Fry -  HHRHGB (obviously edited)

EDIT:  Edited because I spelt 'edited', 'editted'
Sal

Starship Captain
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« Reply #362 on: 06-30-2004 12:57 »
« Last Edit on: 07-05-2004 00:00 »


   
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Me: Fine!  I'll go build my own community college with blackjack and hookers!  In fact, forget the college and the blackjack!  Eh, screw the whole thing.
Dad: You're a fat, ugly, lazy nerd. No combination of you should be a policeman.
Mom: I should disown you right now, but I'm just not that cold-hearted.
Me: What! That's not fair. I deserve the same respect any other college dropout gets.

Where did the policeman come from?

   
Quote
Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron:
Guess what the Doc is.     wink

What?     confused[/small] [/s]

Ohh, so waht you are saying is that DrThunder is a Policeman, right?
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #363 on: 06-30-2004 13:16 »

Guess what the Doc is.  wink
Teral

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« Reply #364 on: 06-30-2004 15:00 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Sal:
 What?    confused

Let's try that again:

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Me: Fine!  I'll go build my own community college with blackjack and hookers!  In fact, forget the college and the blackjack!  Eh, screw the whole thing.
Dad: You're a fat, ugly, lazy nerd. No combination of you should be a
policeman.[/i]
Mom: I should disown you right now, but I'm just not that cold-hearted.
Me: What! That's not fair. I deserve the same respect any other college dropout gets.[/small]

 
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Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron:
Guess what the Doc is.    wink


Anyway, my entry:

Me: "Bad news, friends. My university expelled me."
Father: "Does he not know?"
Twin Brother: "He does not know?"
Mother: "He knows not?"
Twin Brother: "Knows not does he."
Younger brother: "Not he knows?"
Father: "Enough! Son, it is my duty to inform you that the fate of our family, the fate of our dog, indeed the fate of all we have and all that we'll ever have rests with you. You are the single most important person in this family."
Me: "Oh snap!"
Father: "Indeed. Now quit picking your nose and re-apply to that university!"

 - Zoidberg, "Bendin' In The Wind"
 - Ken, Nibbler, Fiona, unknown Nibblonian and Fry, "The Why of Fry"
 - Farnsworth, lots of episodes
 - Panucci, AOI I
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

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« Reply #365 on: 06-30-2004 16:56 »

Since it's been almost twenty four hours, and no-one even comes close to Terals, I choose SlackJawedMoron! I mean Teral! Sorry!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #366 on: 07-01-2004 02:06 »
« Last Edit on: 07-01-2004 02:06 »

That was in an episode?  I guess that explains the banter in one of the Season 3 DVDs.

And I'm not technically a police officer although I do get called "officer" a lot on the phone (also "Inspector", "Detective", and I even got a "Doctor" once).  I am, however, studying to become a real officer.
David A

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« Reply #367 on: 07-01-2004 03:05 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
and I even got a "Doctor" once

That one was probably just hojew stalking you.
Teral

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« Reply #368 on: 07-01-2004 15:08 »

"You're waiting in line at the airport, when a shady looking guy approach you and offer you 10000 if you take a small package aboard, no questions asked. The package looks exactly like a box of cigarettes. Your reaction is:"
DrThunder88

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« Reply #369 on: 07-01-2004 18:59 »

Me: Wait I know you. You're the sleazebag who owns Al Quaida.
Him: Not anymore. Now I'm the sleazebag who owns Phillip Morris.

-Bender and 'The Commisioner' paraphrased from "ALOHO"

It occurs to me that the fine family of Phillip-Morris products might not be well known to non-Americans to include cigarettes.
JBERGES

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« Reply #370 on: 07-01-2004 19:46 »
« Last Edit on: 07-01-2004 19:46 »

Antiquing! 

(large explosion)

I'm alright.

Bender-  WITHW
zomit

Starship Captain
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« Reply #371 on: 07-01-2004 21:37 »

"Hey, I remember you! You're that other guy that offered me money! Do you remember me? Remember how much I bugged you last time? Do you? Do you? Cause it was alot!"

-Bender, "That's Lobstertainment" (edited)
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #372 on: 07-01-2004 21:45 »

"Alas, I can't bring the package, for you see, I'm dying. Cough once, then fall over dead."
  Farnsworth, "When Aliens Attack"
Birdbot

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« Reply #373 on: 07-02-2004 04:43 »

*I run away. The guy throws the package, I catch and continue to run.*
Outside the airport: "Wait! This is what I'm running from!"
*I throw the package back into the airport, it explodes*

- Santa and Leela, ATOTS
WhiteMoth

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #374 on: 07-02-2004 15:07 »

"Cheese it!"

~Bender, various episodes
Teral

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« Reply #375 on: 07-02-2004 17:12 »

Paging Dr Thunder, Dr Thunder88, you're needed in "General Disscussion" for advancement of quote game.
CWD

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« Reply #376 on: 07-02-2004 21:05 »
« Last Edit on: 07-02-2004 21:05 »

Crud, I'm too late.  Oh well, I'll post mine anyway, for the heck of it.

Me (to my friends waiting in line with me): Guess what you're about to be accessories to!
My friends: Since when are you on the supply side of crime?
Me: Look, nobody enjoys smuggling stuff onto airliners, but if you have to to make some cash, you might as well enjoy it.

-Bender, "The Deep South"
-Leela, "Less than Hero"
-Free Waterfall Sr, "The Birdbot of Icecrataz"
(all paraphrased)

Not very good, but it's my first try.   

(EDITs: Typos.)
DrThunder88

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« Reply #377 on: 07-03-2004 01:42 »

I'm in a very uncreative mood, so I'll just post a situation that lends itself to obvious answers and see who comes up with the least obvious answer.

You wake up one morning to find yourself strapped to a bed in a mental institution.  You don't think you're crazy so you tell the orderly...
JBERGES

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« Reply #378 on: 07-03-2004 01:43 »
« Last Edit on: 07-03-2004 01:43 »

Why and I naked, and strapped to a bed?  Did I miss something fun?

Fry -  The Sting (edited)
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #379 on: 07-03-2004 01:46 »

I'll pick what I feel is the obvious choice:
Me: (While switching knife from hand to hand and twitching) I ain't crazy! Don't you call me crazy! I-I-I'm just not user-friendly!
- Roberto, from 'Insane in the Mainframe'
Birdbot

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« Reply #380 on: 07-03-2004 03:03 »

Me: (to orderly) "Who are you?"
*A docter walks up*
Docter: "I'm your psychiatrist."
Me: "I don't have a psychiatrist!"
Docter: "You do now!"

- Fry, Farnsworth, & Bender, SP3K
zomit

Starship Captain
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« Reply #381 on: 07-03-2004 07:54 »

"Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a Great White shark, suddenly you've gone too far!"

-Professor, "A Clone Of My Own"
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
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« Reply #382 on: 07-03-2004 08:12 »

"Hey sexy Mama, wanna kill all the humans?"

Bender - I, roommate
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

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« Reply #383 on: 07-03-2004 08:57 »

Starts fiddling with morphine!
Nurse: What the hell are you doing! you're getting a huge dose of morphine!
Me: And a great buzz!
Nurse: Do you know how long it's going to take me to re-fill those morphine jars!
Me: When you feel this good, you don't need to know anything!

Fry and Leela from I, Roommate! (edited)
WhiteMoth

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #384 on: 07-03-2004 13:01 »

The most obvious possible:

"WHAAAAAT?!"

-Fry, "Roswell that ends Well"
Teral

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« Reply #385 on: 07-03-2004 13:11 »

::tries to determine what caused me to end up in here::
Me: "I guess this is why chief says no hugging."

 - Smitty, "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"
WhiteMoth

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #386 on: 07-03-2004 19:50 »

Another entry:

"I'm not mad! Though they say it runs in our family. Why, some have even called me mad, just because I dared dream of an army of supermen with octagonaly shaped bodies that suck blood and..."

Farnsworth, don't know what episode.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #387 on: 07-04-2004 01:04 »

"Radio, sm@...sm@, respond code three for a new situation at post 388 "I Can't Believe It's Another Quote Game" Road in the General Discussion District..."
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

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« Reply #388 on: 07-04-2004 12:18 »

Ok!
You are a famous film Director, about to shoot a multi-million dollar/pound/whatever other currencys there are, movie! A futurama movie at that! When suddenly the main actor and actress meant to play the parts of Fry and Leela, for no apparent reason, die! You say:
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #389 on: 07-04-2004 12:27 »

Me: "Good ridance to them! Now Zoidberg will be the popular one."
Actor playing Farnsworth: "Yes, yes, let's all speak to Zoidberg."
Actor playing Bender: (mockingly) "Yes, everybody do the same thing."

 - Zoidberg and Farnsworth, "The Cryonic Woman"
 - Bender, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurddles"
Bones

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« Reply #390 on: 07-04-2004 12:49 »
« Last Edit on: 07-04-2004 12:49 »

Oh who will make Bones waffles just the way he likes them now?

-Bender: The Sting
CWD

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #391 on: 07-04-2004 13:13 »
« Last Edit on: 07-04-2004 13:13 »

"Oh cruel fate, to be thus boned."
-Bender, "Godfellas"

Edit: Danged typos.
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #392 on: 07-04-2004 13:32 »
« Last Edit on: 07-04-2004 13:32 »

Me: Oh, cruel fate, to be thusly boned, Don't ask who the bone bones for, the bone bones for thee!
Someone else: Well, Young and Angry, stop picking your nose and get out there and act!
Me: Woo!
Bender, "Godfellas"
Mr. Panucci, " Jurassic BArk" ?
Human Bender,"Anthology of interest 2"
CWD

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #393 on: 07-04-2004 13:34 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Young_and_Angry:
Me: Oh, cruel fate, to be thusly boned, Don't ask who the bone bones for, the bone bones for thee!

Hey, I was first!  Although yours' is probably better.
Bones

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« Reply #394 on: 07-04-2004 13:55 »

I should have done the bones one!

*goes off to get his time machine which sent him back 15 years*
DrThunder88

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« Reply #395 on: 07-05-2004 01:56 »

Me: (On phone) Oh, how awful.  Did he at least die painlessly?  ...  To shreds, you say?  Well, how's his co-star holding up? ...  To shreds, you say? (Hanging up phone and turning to the crew) Are you, by any chance, interested in becoming my new cast?
Someone else: New cast? What happened to the old cast?
Me:  Oh those poor sons of...that's not important. The important thing is I need a new cast. Anyone interested?
Another person:  Yes! Yes! That's exactly the role I've always wanted!
Someone else: Thanks for the offer, Director, but we don't have any acting skills.
Farnsworth: Oh, that won't be a problem.  This is the best movie I've ever made. It has a vampire and an explosion!

-Farnsworth, "I, Roomate" and "Space Pilot 3000"
-Bender, Farnsworth, Fry, and Leela "Space Pilot 3000"
-Farnsworth, "Space Pilot 3000" and Fry, "I Dated a Robot"
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #396 on: 07-05-2004 10:15 »

"Another classic science-fiction movie cancelled before completion"

Bender - WNFhGB
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
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« Reply #397 on: 07-05-2004 12:34 »

*sadly wispering* It's gonna be many more years before someone finds another Fry actor.
*to a cable holding guy*Remember Leela gets the urn and Fry gets the coffin.

Mutant Dwayne and the animal-doctor, both from "I second that emotion"
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

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« Reply #398 on: 07-06-2004 07:28 »

In the Interest of keeping things movie I declare the Doctor is in! Doctor thunder that is
DrThunder88

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« Reply #399 on: 07-06-2004 13:17 »

You want to get a motorcycle, but your parent/significant other/whomever strikes the fear of God in you disapproves.
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