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zomit

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« Reply #320 on: 06-25-2004 04:22 »
« Last Edit on: 06-25-2004 04:22 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Me: *Gasp*  You, ma'am, have defaced a national treasure.  I demand you restore my bumper to its former glory.

-Bender in "Lesser of Two Evils"
Wasn't that in "Put Your Head On My Shoulder"?

EDIT: And yet another TOTPD!  big grin
Habib
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« Reply #321 on: 06-25-2004 07:05 »

Me: Up yours Bimbo! up wherever you usually cram things!

-Bender: My Three Suns
-Hermes; A Clone Of My Own
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
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« Reply #322 on: 06-25-2004 13:17 »

"that's it! You just made my list! Arrrooooo!"

Nixon in SP3000
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #323 on: 06-25-2004 14:01 »

Me:*points to car* Youi've defaced a national treasure! I demand you restore my car to its former glory!
Woman: NO, you young kajigger...idiot! I move we go to my apartment to snuggle my cats!
Me: Your cats are ugly and your apartment smells like cat pee!
Woman: That's it! You just made my list!
Bender," Put your head on my sholder"
Hattie, "I, room mate" and "Future stock"
Professer,"Future stock"
Nixon, "Space Pilot 3000"
DrThunder88

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« Reply #324 on: 06-25-2004 14:30 »
« Last Edit on: 06-25-2004 14:30 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by zomit:
   
Quote
Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Me: *Gasp*  You, ma'am, have defaced a national treasure.  I demand you restore my bumper to its former glory.

-Bender in "Lesser of Two Evils"
Wasn't that in "Put Your Head On My Shoulder"?

EDIT: And yet another TOTPD!   big grin

Ah, touche.
JBERGES

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« Reply #325 on: 06-25-2004 16:34 »

The winner...

Prof. Wernstrum

(with Zeep a close second)


Prof. Wernstrum

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« Reply #326 on: 06-25-2004 19:04 »

New situation: You see your country get knocked out of Euro 2004 after a series of extremely dubious refereeing decisions, chief amongst which was the inexplicable overruling of the winning goal.

P.s. I'm not bitter.
Teral

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« Reply #327 on: 06-25-2004 19:23 »

::The referee's cellphone ring::
Referee: "Yes? What? You say if I miss one more penalty I'll be killed? Oh, it's for you."
Person on phone: "And the other hamburger will also be made of your lungs. So long pal."
Starstriker of your team: I refuse to take the penalty on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
Referee: "Ah, the 67th amendment"

 - Judge Whitey, Roberto and Fry, "Insane in the Mainframe".

PS: I'm not rubbing it in  tongue
Zeep

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« Reply #328 on: 06-25-2004 20:52 »

"How did this happen?!"
-Zoidberg, The Deep South
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #329 on: 06-25-2004 21:10 »
« Last Edit on: 06-25-2004 21:10 »

What? When did this happen? You're jokeing ,right! TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING!
Zoidberg, hopefully I got that all right, " Cyber House Rules"
JBERGES

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« Reply #330 on: 06-25-2004 21:13 »

"Remember fans, this exciting moment is brought to you by Month Old Franks - the hotdogs with experience! Mmm-mmm!"

-Bob Uecker's Head, A Leela of Her Own
germanfryfan

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« Reply #331 on: 06-25-2004 21:16 »

"This is an outrage! Also, what game were the refs watchin'?"

Prof Farnsworth from I, roomate
Ethan Bubblegum Tate from Time keeps on slippin'.

Couldn't think of anything better  frown
Birdbot

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« Reply #332 on: 06-26-2004 00:39 »

Me: We lost  eek!
Referee: Yes fellow fans, I made your team loose! And I did it with pride. For to express oneself with doing such a thing is the very essence of football! Bless this game and all it's wonderful people!
*Silence*
Me: Kill him! Kill the traitor!
*The referee runs away with the whole crowd chasing him*

- Nixon & Zoidberg, A Taste Of Freedom
Prof. Wernstrum

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« Reply #333 on: 06-26-2004 19:22 »

And the winner is...

Birdbot

Although, Teral's suggestion of blackmailing Beckham into not taking any more penalties was good too. Can I call on you next time Owen gets delusions of adequacy while playing for Liverpool?
Teral

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« Reply #334 on: 06-26-2004 20:28 »

Yes, my fee is 1000$ plus expenses.
Birdbot

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« Reply #335 on: 06-27-2004 03:37 »

You've just thought of a perfect situation for this thread. You rush to take your turn, but discover that someone has taken your turn because it's been more than 24 hours. What do you say / do?
zomit

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« Reply #336 on: 06-27-2004 04:15 »
« Last Edit on: 06-27-2004 04:15 »

Me: "My life is over."
Everyone else starts laughing.
Me: "I'll never have another moment of happiness again."
Everyone else starts laughing again.

-Fry from "Spanish Fry"

or:
"With my last breath, I curse (insert name here)!"

-Professor in "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
germanfryfan

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« Reply #337 on: 06-27-2004 08:06 »
« Last Edit on: 06-27-2004 08:06 »

"Wow, nice situation. Cool. You say you take my turn? Yeah you are good. Of course sometimes yours are a little short minded. [starts walking away from screen.] See ya. With yours I'd think there'd better be my situation next time here...to balance things out. But, whatever. [opens a textfile.] I had this new situation we could use. But, I guess I'll just throw it away. "
Bender - Less than Hero

or a simple one:

"course my natural slowness"
Bender - Bendin in the wind

I just saw this extra 'or', Sal was thinking of and removed it. You can still see it in his quote   tongue
Sal

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« Reply #338 on: 06-27-2004 08:19 »
« Last Edit on: 06-27-2004 08:19 »

   
Quote
Originally posted by germanfryfan:
or

[This message has been edited by germanfryfan (edited 06-27-2004).]

Interesting GFF subtle yet obvious and delightfully amusing.

to keep it simple,

"Damn your 24-hour rule!"

Bender - Where the Bugalo Roam (i think...?) "Damn you old man!"
Teral

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« Reply #339 on: 06-27-2004 09:43 »
« Last Edit on: 06-27-2004 09:43 »

Me: Take me turn? No one takes Hodak Teral's turn!"
The heretic: "I'm sorry but 24-hour rule counts."
Me: "I swear I'll have my revenge even if it takes me a hundred years."

 - Wernstrom and Farnsworth, "A Big Piece Of Garbage"
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

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« Reply #340 on: 06-27-2004 13:27 »
« Last Edit on: 06-27-2004 13:27 »

Me: (talking to a friend) When I asked him why he took my turn, he asked what business was it of mine and then conjectured that my mother was a prostitute!
Friend: In the eighteenth century prostitutes used to decorate their houses with festive gourds!
Aki and Martha Stewart in 30% Iron Chef!
I think the quote is about right but I haven't watched that episode in ages so I am probably wrong!
EDIT: cause it's edited!
Teral

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« Reply #341 on: 06-27-2004 14:50 »

Chinese/Japanes woman  = Aki
the other person who I can't remember the name of =the head of Martha Stewart (she must be out of probation  tongue)
DrThunder88

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« Reply #342 on: 06-28-2004 01:11 »

Me: Yes, I tore this game a new quote-hole all right, but it's clenching shut fast. My only hope of posting a new situation is to reply within, oh say... Look at watch ...exactly 24 hours.

-Farnsworth in "Roswell..."
Birdbot

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« Reply #343 on: 06-28-2004 05:24 »

The winner is...


germanfryfan!
germanfryfan

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« Reply #344 on: 06-28-2004 09:24 »

Allright!

I think I can't hold the promise I made in this quote  frown

Here is the next situation:

You come home early from university/work and enter the door to your and your boy/girlfriends appartment, you hear screaming and as you enter the bedroom you see that he/she is having fun with another girl/guy.  You say:
zomit

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« Reply #345 on: 06-28-2004 09:59 »
« Last Edit on: 06-29-2004 00:00 »

Me: "That dirty double-crossing b@stard! How dare he run off with my girl!"
Girlfriend: "It's not working out. I like a man who's flexible."

-Bender from "A Head In The Polls" (slightly edited)
-Michelle from "Spce Pilot 3000" or "The Cryonic Woman"
-Hattie from "A Flight To Remember"
Teral

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« Reply #346 on: 06-28-2004 10:08 »

Me: "[friends name]!! I challenge you to claw plach!"
"Friend": "English please."
Me: "A fight to the death."
Girlfriend: "And if you survive we'll make sweet, sweet love."
::friend jumping between scared and happy like Fry and Zapp in AWITM::

 - Zoidberg, Fry and Edna, WMIBACIL
 - Zapp/Fry, AWITM
JBERGES

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« Reply #347 on: 06-28-2004 11:15 »

If I find her with another guy:

"You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!" *Beat the everlasting crap out of him*

Fry - Why Must I be a Crustacean in Love?

_________________________

If I find her with a girl:

  *brief pause* "I'm going to allow this."

Glab - Brannigan Began Again
Gleno

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #348 on: 06-28-2004 12:35 »

DrThunder was robbed, his quote for the last one was brilliant....! Ah well....

"I'm starting to think you may be cheating on me...."

Edited from Fry in the Cryonic Woman....
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #349 on: 06-28-2004 15:35 »
« Last Edit on: 06-28-2004 15:35 »

If I find him with another girl:
My life is over!
*both start laughing*
I'll never have another moment of happiness again!
*they laugh yet again*
Fry, Spanish Fry

If I find him with another guy:
*pause* WHHAAAT?!?
Fry, Roswell that Ends Well
Prof. Wernstrum

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« Reply #350 on: 06-28-2004 18:32 »

Me: "Oh, I get it. The office, the promotion, that dwarf in my book club who keeps stealing my opinions... It all makes sense now, the pieces have come together, for I was blind but now I see..."
Girlfriend: "Help! He's stuck in an infinite loop!"
Me: "Another case closed, my dear Watson!"
*Keep spouting random cliches until tomorrow morning*
Me: "...The cat's out of the bag now!"

Bender and Fry in HHRhGB
DrThunder88

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« Reply #351 on: 06-29-2004 03:06 »

Me: (Walking in) Honey-unit, I'm home!  (Seeing the intertwined limbs of my girlfriend and her lover...her lover who isn't me) Hello, what's all this then?  (Realizing it isn't me she's banging) [Point and impossible robot scream a la "Fear of a Bot Planet"]

That would be...
-Calculon in "Fry and the Slurm Factory"
-Bender in "Parasites Lost"
-That one robot from "Fear of a Bot Planet."  You know the one I mean.
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

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« Reply #352 on: 06-29-2004 03:33 »
« Last Edit on: 06-29-2004 03:33 »

Me: Hmm! Must be a lover of hers! Hey wait thats not me! My god this is an outrage! I was gonna do that 2 her! What are you doing now? Stop doing things!
Fry in I, Room-mate (edited)
Fry in War is the H-Word,
the professor in I, Room-mate (edited)
and finally Fry in HHRHGB

Thought of an alternate thing,
(starts climbing in the bed)
Me: It's gonna be fun on da buns!
(gets kicked out)
Me: Man I can't believe they kicked me out! I must have been acting like a real jerk! This is an outrage!
Bender, Fry and Bender in I, Room-mate!

50 points to anyone who can guess what episode I am watching!  laff
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
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« Reply #353 on: 06-29-2004 10:23 »
« Last Edit on: 06-29-2004 10:23 »

  hmpf tough decision, but I think I give it to

Sm@ Cpt. Libido

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« Reply #354 on: 06-29-2004 17:03 »

Damn him to hell!
Wait thats me!
Damn me to hell!
Ok here goes nothing!
You misbehave constently in class! You are finally expelled and sent home to your angry angry parents! You say:
zomit

Starship Captain
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« Reply #355 on: 06-29-2004 20:18 »

"It was self defence! Just look at this letter from the principal!"

-Dwight, "The Route Of All Evil"
WhiteMoth

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« Reply #356 on: 06-29-2004 20:50 »

This wangs chung! I got expelled! Leela, the penguin episode.
zomit

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« Reply #357 on: 06-29-2004 21:08 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by WhiteMoth:
This wangs chung! I got expelled! Leela, the penguin episode.

Wasn't that from "A Tale Of Two Santas"? (and the episode you were thinking of is "The Bird-Bot Of Ice-Catraz" ). Anyway, welcome to PEEL, WhiteMoth.  smile
DrThunder88

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« Reply #358 on: 06-29-2004 23:43 »

Me: Fine!  I'll go build my own community college with blackjack and hookers!  In fact, forget the college and the blackjack!  Eh, screw the whole thing.
Dad: You're a fat, ugly, lazy nerd. No combination of you should be a policeman.
Mom: I should disown you right now, but I'm just not that cold-hearted.
Me: What! That's not fair. I deserve the same respect any other college dropout gets.

-Bender paraphrased in "The Series Has Landed"
-Hermes paraphrased in "That's Lobstertainment"
-Farnsworth paraphrased in "The Cryonic Woman"
-Fry paraphrased in "Mars University"
Gleno

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« Reply #359 on: 06-30-2004 11:16 »

*Parents yell and scream at you*

"Yeah but what are ya gonna do....?"

Can't remember the ep or who said it....can I still play....?  tongue

Let me break....let me break you down....for your sake....I will break you down...."[/small]
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