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zomit

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« Reply #240 on: 06-07-2004 07:08 »
« Last Edit on: 06-07-2004 07:08 »

"Shut up! Don't make me go upside your head!"

-Bender, Put Your Head On My Shoulders
Woo, TOTPD
Birdbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #241 on: 06-07-2004 08:05 »

"Hey! Do I preach to you when you've come home stoned? No! So beat it!"
-Bender, Hell Is Other Robots, edited
Teral

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« Reply #242 on: 06-07-2004 11:58 »

Me: "None of your business, get off my back!"
[Runs into the restroom.]
Family member #1: "What's his problem?"
Family member #2: "If I didn't know better I'd almost think he was abusing alcohol."
Family member #3: "Teral? No way!" [Sound of bottle breaking on floor is heard] "I definately would've noticed something."
[Family member #2 gets up and knocks on the toilet door]
Family member #2: "Teral, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you boozing up in there?"
Me: [from inside] "No! Don't come in!"

 - Bender et al, "Hell Is Other Robots"
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #243 on: 06-07-2004 12:19 »

[mumbling] "I knew a guy... you looked like him... he wasn't either..."

-Bender, The Bird-bot of Ice-katraz
DrThunder88

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« Reply #244 on: 06-07-2004 21:32 »

Me: I passed out around midnight, which is much earlier than usual, and when I came to I had these in my chest pocket.  [Presents empty beer bottles from inside of jacket.]
Mom: Oh, take it easy, Doc.  You were probably just playing some gay spin-the-bottle.
Me: Oh, I think I may have kissed some guy.
Dad: I understand and I think it's wonderful you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation.
Me: I care!  I care plenty, I just don't know how to make them stop!
Dad: One word: Thunderquityourfuckingdrinkin g.

-Bender and Fry paraphrased in "The Honking"
-Car salesman and Fry paraphrased in "Put Your Head on My Shoulder"
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #245 on: 06-07-2004 22:27 »

mom/dad/girlfriend/whoever :
 - Why do you need to drink?
me:
 - I don't need to drink, I can quit anytime I want! *loud belch*

Fry&Bender from SP3000 or:

"Who are you???" *looking at your mom/dad/girlfriend/whoever* - Professor, also from SP3000
 
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

Bending Unit
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« Reply #246 on: 06-08-2004 11:20 »

Person#1: What happened to you!
Person#2: You've been drinking too much! Or not enough! I forget how it works with you!
Me:Booze! Hard liquor! Another Martini please! I need alcohol to fuel my power cells and as a mighty robot I (burps then falls back asleep)
Person #1: Well lets get him out of here! He's starting to stink up the place!

Leela in A head in the polls,
Fry in The Honking,
George Washington in A head in the polls,
Bender in My three suns,
Bender in A head in the polls,
Fry in Insane in the Mainframe and finally
The professor in Anthology of Interest 2!
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #247 on: 06-09-2004 06:43 »

And the winner is....
rach_the_tall

Space Pope
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« Reply #248 on: 06-09-2004 08:32 »

Actual life:

One of my friends makes it a habit to say 'get a room' whenever me and my boyfriend show any signs of affection, including holding hands.

:rach kisses boyfriend on cheek while sitting in bedroom with a group of others (we were hanging out, ok?):
Friend: Get a room!
Me: We are in a room.
Friend: Well then lose some weight!
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #249 on: 06-09-2004 17:59 »

Good one, rach's friend!

The new situation:
You and a friend are tied to chairs in a burning building.
zomit

Starship Captain
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« Reply #250 on: 06-09-2004 19:22 »
« Last Edit on: 06-09-2004 19:22 »

Friend: (insert name here), save me! And yourself I guess! And my banjo! And (insert other name here)!

EDIT: I forgot to mention what it's from.
Bender, "Brannigan Begin Again"
Fryrish1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #251 on: 06-09-2004 21:05 »

Me: Don't worry i learned how to handle situations like these from a little show called three's company....hmmhmmhmm.come knock on our door..

Fry in GGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH mental block i cant remember the dam episode NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #252 on: 06-09-2004 21:15 »

@fryrish1 : it was A flight to remember

my entry.

your friend: ' i can't see what's happening. Are we boned?'
you: ' Yeah! We're boned!'

Bender and Leela in Fry and the slurm factory
Fryrish1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #253 on: 06-09-2004 21:34 »

Cheers germanfryfan i was going to guess maybe a fishful of dollars so i had no idea. a flight to remember is like one of my least watched eps
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #254 on: 06-09-2004 22:02 »

Friend: You know that friend that tied us up and set the building on fire?
You: Yeah, what about 'im?
Friend: He's a mad man! A MAD MAN!!!!
First two lines, I made up, last line -Bender, anthology of interest 2
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #255 on: 06-09-2004 22:07 »

Just for you DrT:

I'm sure there's a perfectly (some of the building collapses) I said...I'm sure there's a perfectly r-(more collapsing) That is... a perfectly reason-(again) reasonable-(friend bursts into flames)
- Bender, 'A Fishful of Dollars'
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #256 on: 06-10-2004 14:53 »
« Last Edit on: 06-10-2004 14:53 »

You:  Dip
Friend: Dip indeed.

Fry and Mr Nimoy - WNFHGB
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

Bending Unit
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« Reply #257 on: 06-10-2004 16:08 »

Firefighter: I don't mean to pry in to what you're doing with the one eyed woman, the crab and the chinese girl and the fire but we're here to save you!
Me: Cheese it!

Hatti in Iroommate!
Bender in various episodes including When aliens attack!
Drunknmunky

Bending Unit
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« Reply #258 on: 06-10-2004 16:33 »
« Last Edit on: 06-10-2004 16:33 »

Friend: Hey this is your fault!
Me: Bite my red-hot glowing ass.

Fry in I Second That Emotion.
Bender in When Aliens Attack.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
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« Reply #259 on: 06-10-2004 16:37 »

I'm going to take a bit of artistic freedom, and imagine we managed to free ourselves.  :p

Teral pulls out his cellphone, friend grabs it and throws it into the fire
Friend: "Now I'm all you got!!"  :evillaugh:
Teral: (starts hitting friend, weakly) "I hate you, you evil, mental man!"
Friend: "So anyway your phone is melted. Now we're friends again."
Teral: "Not necessarily. For the phone may yet function."
Friend: " May yet? Really?"
Teral: "Indeed. You see, that communications device was made of dolomite. The tough black mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about. By contrast, observe the fire's affect on this classified document. [Takes a piece of paper labelled Classified out of pocket and takes it towards the fire. It immediately burns.] "Of course, that would have disintegrated even in stomach acid. I just didn't want to eat it. But had it been made of that righteous mineral dolomite, there's a slim chance it might have survived."
Friend: "So your cellphone might still function?"
Teral: " Perhaps. For a few minutes. It's dolomite baby! .. And now I'm going in after it!" (Runs toward fire, but is tackled by friend)
Friend: "Acting like a moron won't bring your cellphone back."
Teral: "Then all hope is lost." [Lifts himself up and looks into the fire] "Goodbye Nokia 3210."
Friend: "Teral, I'm sorry. I should have understood how someone can love an inferior model. Because I love you. Not in the way of the Ancient Greeks, but in the way a human loves another human, in a manly, strictly hetero-sexual way, like a human loves a dog, or occasionally a gorilla loves a kitty." [He looks into the fire] "I'm goin' in!"
Teral: "I'm a professor! Why aren't you listening to me? You can't go in because you'll burn. The cellphone only has a chance because it's made of dolomite!"

Narrator: "So the two friends learned how to function as a team, and eventually they were rescued by, oh, let's say.. Moe."

 - Fry, Bender and Farnsworth, "Jurassic Bark"
 - James Earl Jones, "Das Bus"
Habib
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« Reply #260 on: 06-11-2004 04:26 »

Well it appears we're boned

Leela-The lesser of two evils
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #261 on: 06-11-2004 06:51 »

To quote the Professor and Fry in "Anthology of Interest I" about Teral's post:

Pretty long, eh?
Yeah, it's really long...

Your ups or you're up, T-man, despite your Simpsons quotation.
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #262 on: 06-12-2004 16:55 »

Yeah, I should've ended it after "It's dolomite, baby!".

And I actually thought the Simpsons quote was going to be the decisive edge over the other quotes.

"You're taking a shortcut through an alley, when suddenly a guy in a flashing costume with a large SP-sign on his chest bump into you. He quickly gives you a wad of cash telling you "you didn't see nothing!", and run along. 3 seconds later another guy in a spandex costume and a cape stop you, and ask if you have seen the previous guy. You answer:"
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #263 on: 06-13-2004 00:35 »

"This just raises further questions!"

Hermes-  The Deep South
SideshowTim

Poppler
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« Reply #264 on: 06-13-2004 00:52 »

"Great something of somewhere"

Hermes in 'How Hermes Requisitioned his Groove Back'
Birdbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #265 on: 06-13-2004 01:35 »

Me: No. Nothing. Not at all. No way José!
*2nd guy pulls out a wad of cash.*
Me: He went that way. *points in the direction of the first guy*

-Bender, The Sting
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #266 on: 06-13-2004 10:29 »

Holy zombie Jesus!
Farnsworth, "The Deep South"
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

Bending Unit
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« Reply #267 on: 06-13-2004 13:31 »
« Last Edit on: 06-14-2004 00:00 »

Me: Hey it's you! C'mon do the thing! Y'know! Go go go new justice team!
Spandex guy: Alright I'm going! (Wanders off acting like he is flying)
Me: Insane theories one regular theories a billion!
Fry in Space Pilot 3000
Singer in Less than hero!
Zoidberg in I second that emotion,
and Fry in A pharaoh to remember!
(edited)
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #268 on: 06-13-2004 14:38 »
« Last Edit on: 06-13-2004 14:38 »

Me: Spandex Man, you're my god. Please sign this sketch I drew of you.
Spandex Man stamps it "I'll sign this for $50"
Me: 50 dollars? Go to hell! I was a fool to think you'd changed, you old bat!
Spandex Man: Give me a name, MacButtt.
The bad guy turns the corner and runs off again.
Spandex Man: This looks like a job for...
Me: DrThunder!
Spandex Man: Alright then.

Let's see that was...
-Bender in "Bender Gets Made"
-Farnsworth in "Mother's Day"
-Bender in "The Honking"
-Hermes and Kif in "Where the Buggalo Roam"
Super CheekyBab

Crustacean
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« Reply #269 on: 06-13-2004 14:39 »

Hey!Bite my Glorious Golden ASS!!

- The Farnsworth Parabox
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #270 on: 06-14-2004 11:18 »
« Last Edit on: 06-14-2004 11:18 »

Spandex man: that's my cash! i'll kill him!
Me: there's nothing wrong with murder, just so long as you let Zeep whet his beak.
Spandex man: you're blackmailing me?
Me: blackmail is such an ugly word. i prefer extortion, the X makes it sound cool.

-Zoidberg, War is the H-word [edited]
-Leela and Bender, Anthology of interest 2
Fryrish1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #271 on: 06-16-2004 00:40 »

"put a one and two zero's in front of it or i pass"
- Bender in "A Leela of her Own"
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

Bending Unit
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« Reply #272 on: 06-16-2004 12:36 »

Many twenty four hour rules ignored there! I hereby declare myself as the winner! My situation! Here it is:
You are hanging out with your friends when someone offers you a cigarette! Everyone is pressuring you to take a puff but you are determined to not give in! You say:
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #273 on: 06-16-2004 12:43 »

'Hey, do I preach to you when you don't want a smoke?'

Bender - HIOR
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

Bending Unit
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« Reply #274 on: 06-16-2004 12:59 »

Very well done Coilette! I was very much expecting! "No thanks I'm on the puff patch!" or something like that!
Originality goes a long way!
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #275 on: 06-16-2004 13:18 »

Me: Sorry, smoking makes me barf.  But I know a way to be cool without barfing... We could commit a burglery!
Friends: Hey, yeah!

-Cubert, Tinny Tim & Dwight in "Bender Does Not Belong On T.V. (modified)
Fryday

Bending Unit
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« Reply #276 on: 06-16-2004 13:36 »

Oh, i just remembered, i left my apartment on fire!

Less Than Hero
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #277 on: 06-16-2004 14:25 »

"No!  Smoking's for losers, and peer pressure is for losers with big, wierd eyebrows."

-Fry paraphrased from "Time Keeps on Slipping"
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #278 on: 06-16-2004 15:29 »

Don't make me go upside your head!
Bender, "Put your head on my sholder"
3/4 of a Jesus

Starship Captain
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« Reply #279 on: 06-16-2004 15:38 »

friend: "Come on, teenagers all smoke and they seem pretty on the ball!"
-Zapp, WtBR
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