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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Now, we all love chores, so it's only fair that we all pitch in and clean up together. Still, I propose we make Zoidberg do it. All in favor?
-Hermes (paraphrased) "Amazon Women..."
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Young_and_Angry
Professor
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Ok, fine. Zoidberg, clean up. Everyone else, take five
Leela, Roswell that ends well
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Habib
Guest
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Me: I guess it is technically possible, but i am already in my pajamas. Farnsworth in SP3K
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Gleno
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by DrThunder88: Now, we all love chores, so it's only fair that we all pitch in and clean up together. Still, I propose we make Zoidberg do it. All in favor?
-Hermes (paraphrased) "Amazon Women..." DrThunder what are you doing in On-topic....? Get the hell out....! *The cleaning being the only work I've ever had to do* "Well I'm not doing it...." Bender in err one of them....
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Coilette
Liquid Emperor
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And the person who avoided doing the chores sucessfully is: Germanfryfan! Go put your feet up
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germanfryfan
The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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Allright, the second I actually won in this game! OK: You were on a party, had a few drinks and are driving home in your car now. A police officer stops you and of course your guilty of a dui (Driving under influence). You say to him:
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Offtopic, for the most part, has become a drivelsome dump of uninteresting crap. No one can stop me from being on-topic now!
But on with the game: What? Me? I didn't do nothing. You're thinking of the kid. -Bender in "Xmas Story"
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by DrThunder88: No one can stop me from being on-topic now! My god! He's gone mad with power, like that Albert Sweitzer guy. "Uh, theres obviously been some sort of mistake here. [Wine bottles fall out of door] I'm sure there's...[More bottles fall out.]...I say I'm sure there's...[Beer bottles fall out.]...that is, I'm sure there's...a very...reasonable... [throws up on cop]..." - Bender, "A Fishfull of Dollar"
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Young_and_Angry
Professor
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No I'm....isn't!
Fry, slighty modified "Route of all evil
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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I would like to thank the Academy, my legions of fans and the six-pack I drank before dreaming this up.
Ehh, I'm a bit blank at the moment, I pass my turn to the first PEEL to post in this thread again.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #146 on: 05-26-2004 01:57 »
« Last Edit on: 05-26-2004 01:57 »
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"Let's moderate!" might have been more hilarious.
VelourFog, Moderator Grade 19: I'm afraid we've lost to the Master Test thread, And it would take some sort of giant, mechanical, atomic-powered moderating machine to fix it. DrThunder, Moderator Grade 2 Billion: You Rang? Sung When I was new there was the New Test in Offtopic With sixty-nine pages of posting. Everything was alright but I cried all night It screwed up PEELified's hosting. And they said "This boy's born to moderate, Born to be all compulsive and funny." I made PEELers and PEELettes sign long affadavits That transferred me all of their money.
Venus: But something changed when the man turned mod.
DrThunder: I was postin' but I wasn't wordy.
Venus: He forgot that it's not about status or rank.
DrThunder: It's supposed to be about the nerdy...people!
We didn't choose to be Ubermods, No that's what almighty [-mArc-] made us! We'd treat PEELers like goats, And delete their posts, Even though nobody pays us!
They say that PEEL looks down on the Ubermods, They say we're dorky, power-mad and weird. But when push comes to shove, You gotta do what you love, Even if it's not a good idea! Nurdbot!
Nurdbot: Thy sed thaat i shld probbabbly chek mi splling!
FishyJoe: They poo-pooed my mullet a-va-tar.
Drippy_Taco: They said I probably shouldn't be a Quote Nazi.
[-mArc-]: Someone alert me? What's the matter?
-Morgan, Hermes et al in "How Hermes..."
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Young_and_Angry
Professor
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Sure, some one's gotta do it, but not me, no siree. Bender, "A Tale of Two Santas"
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Late one night you find yourself alone in an alley in the bad part of town cornered by a gang of toughs. What dazzlingly brave/cowardly/nerdy thing do you say to them?
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Dr. Morberg
Professor
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(to one of the thugs) "Hey, take a picture of me being 'mugged'"
Fry, "The Lesser of Two Evils"
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