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evan

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« Reply #40 on: 04-27-2004 14:23 »

Zoidberg: "So, perhaps, braaa?" (raises leg)

totpd
marla_singer

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« Reply #41 on: 04-27-2004 19:37 »

i wonder what fry said to get the radiator woman from radiator planet to make out with him?
spacepilot3000

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« Reply #42 on: 04-27-2004 19:47 »

 
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Originally posted by marla_singer:
i wonder what fry said to get the radiator woman from radiator planet to make out with him?


"Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just you?"

 flirt
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #43 on: 04-27-2004 21:18 »

*touches scorching hot radiator*

YEOW!!!! Yeah its you...
shoopbender
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« Reply #44 on: 04-27-2004 22:26 »

 
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Originally posted by JBERGES:
  That is by far the funniest pickup line.


I'd also like to add:

"How 'bout these cookies, sugar! (While ripping shirt open)"

-Grandma Mildred, Roswell That Ends Well

I didn't even think about that one!

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"Here's to Captain Bender. He's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!"
EspanolBot

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« Reply #45 on: 04-28-2004 07:40 »

"Me want engulf Bender RRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!"
Techniquically a pickup line but there you go.
Lucky Clover

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« Reply #46 on: 04-28-2004 21:12 »

Just talk about "Sexlexia" And your in. Need a say more? Lol.
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #47 on: 04-28-2004 21:14 »

hey! Sexlexia is a very serious learning disorder and its not something to be made fun of.

Shame on you L.C.
Lucky Clover

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« Reply #48 on: 04-28-2004 21:15 »

More like a Very Sexy Disorder Lol.
Gilby

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« Reply #49 on: 04-28-2004 21:19 »

Do you have any disorders that help me learn...more sexily?


And I gotta put another plug in for two soup Tuesday.
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #50 on: 04-28-2004 21:19 »

 
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Originally posted by Lucky Clover:
More like a Very Sexy Disorder Lol.

That too.   laff

But its still nothing to be made of of...

Lucky Clover

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« Reply #51 on: 04-28-2004 21:23 »

I'm oh so sorry N.P.
EspanolBot

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« Reply #52 on: 04-29-2004 03:28 »
« Last Edit on: 04-29-2004 03:28 »

"I'll be all over you like a fly over some very seductive manure."
bender+fry

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« Reply #53 on: 04-29-2004 05:26 »

 
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Originally posted by EspanolBot:
"I'll be all over you like a fly over some very seductive manure."

I forgot about that one.

  laff   laff   laff
Dannilicious

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« Reply #54 on: 04-29-2004 09:49 »

"Graaah!"--Zoidberg
Zeep

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« Reply #55 on: 04-29-2004 11:56 »

ahh, yes! how would we forget zoidy's deranged, female-seeking screams!  big grin  laff
Gleno

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« Reply #56 on: 04-30-2004 13:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Gilby:
Do you have any disorders that help me learn...more sexily?


And I gotta put another plug in for two soup Tuesday.

It's Double soup Tuesday graahhhhh....!

Let me break....let me break you down....for your sake....I will break you down...."[/small]
cuavsfan
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« Reply #57 on: 04-30-2004 17:04 »

Not quite the same but (may be a bit off, haven't seen this one for a while):
"The quickest way to woman's heart is her parents.  Have sex with them and your in"
zoidyzoid

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« Reply #58 on: 04-30-2004 22:39 »

You seem malnourished... are you suffering from internal parasites?
Ekarderif

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« Reply #59 on: 05-01-2004 03:13 »

"Are you planning to make some kind of alien-human hybrid?"
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #60 on: 05-01-2004 12:39 »

 
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Originally posted by Ekarderif:
"Are you planning to make some kind of alien-human hybrid?"

"Are you comming on to me?/I'm not hearing a no...." 

Wuvums

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« Reply #61 on: 05-02-2004 08:12 »

i kno this has probably been said but theres

Kif: if i said you had a good body would you take your clothes off and dance around a little

from amazon women in the mood
shoopbender
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« Reply #62 on: 05-02-2004 11:30 »
« Last Edit on: 05-02-2004 11:30 »

 
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Originally posted by cuavsfan:
Not quite the same but (may be a bit off, haven't seen this one for a while):
"The quickest way to woman's heart is her parents.  Have sex with them and your in"

oh yeah, Zapp's amazing advice. Welcome cuavsfan!

   
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"Here's to Captain Bender. He's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt!"
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #63 on: 05-02-2004 12:22 »

'so... am I gonna... drown?'

Philip J. Fry: love GOD.
fussili
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« Reply #64 on: 05-02-2004 12:28 »

"So... Trapped on a ship with me, what say we go knock some very sensual boots"

Zap in the Titanic episode. Hehehhe
HomeOwner

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« Reply #65 on: 05-09-2005 06:57 »
« Last Edit on: 05-10-2005 00:00 »

How about the simple yet elegant "I'm sooo into you"

- Zoidberg in Deep South

"You're built like a steakhouse but I bet you handle like a bistro"

- modification of what Zapp says in Amazon Women
I

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« Reply #66 on: 05-10-2005 10:54 »

HomeOwner: I was going to post that, dammit.

 d12drepmm is right, though, Sal takes the cake. 
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WHOOOOOOOAAAWHOOOOOOOAAAWHOAA AAAAAAAWHOAAAAA

EspanolBot: As funny as the many pickuplines of Futurama are, I think we now have most of them covered. How about we move on to also include pickuplines not used in Futurama?
Sith Bender

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« Reply #67 on: 05-10-2005 14:35 »

"I bet you say that to all the 5 olympic gold medalists you meet!"
"Hay sexy muma, wana kill all humans!"
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #68 on: 05-10-2005 22:49 »
« Last Edit on: 05-10-2005 22:49 »

"I've got some moderately priced, domestic non vintage champagne back at my place..."

My all-time favorite: "Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you've got nice cans."

"So...you wanna catch an ape fight? You know...together?"
IamBender

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« Reply #69 on: 06-06-2005 21:03 »

Zoidberg: Craw!

Decapod Woman #3: Hmph. I've heard that line before!

TheGlob

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« Reply #70 on: 06-06-2005 21:29 »

I think the most erotic part of the womans body is the boobies- Kif
Me_In_Honey

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« Reply #71 on: 06-11-2005 11:59 »

One of my favs:

"You seem unnourished, do you suffer of internal parasites?"
Zoidberg
Futurama Crazy

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« Reply #72 on: 06-11-2005 15:00 »

zoidberg - woop woop woop woop wooop wooop
picard

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« Reply #73 on: 06-11-2005 16:21 »

leela: fry you need to find some place else to sleep that at benders
fry: is that an ivitation

i messed it up some how
IDIOTSVILLE

Starship Captain
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« Reply #74 on: 06-11-2005 16:28 »

I AM DESTRUCTOR, RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG GGGGGGGCCCCC
IamBender

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« Reply #75 on: 06-14-2005 15:21 »

Beginning of movie in Raging Bender
Manbot:
Hey wendy your chassis appears to be a little scuffed, mind if i polish it for you?
cosmic J

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« Reply #76 on: 06-19-2005 14:50 »

leela reading frys chalky heart: You leave me breathless
Davey

Starship Captain
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« Reply #77 on: 06-19-2005 15:11 »

I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies!


Nice Clean Humour
Jonny Wobbs

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« Reply #78 on: 06-19-2005 15:22 »

When you and me are together Leela, time stands still!
Jahoobano

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« Reply #79 on: 06-19-2005 21:22 »

A few Zapp pick-ups

-Welcom to my humble chamber, or as I call it, the lovenasium.

-Shampagen? (champagne)

-Zapp: Come over here and feel my Valure bedspread.
Leela: I'm not really in the mood.
Zapp: Leela, it's real Valure, just let yourself go.
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