Favourite Futurama Pickup Lines

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"Erotic! Erotic! Erotic! Erotic!"

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"Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"

- Pickup line dummy, Love & Rocket

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"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

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"There's alot about my face you don't know, maybe you and it could get better aquainted some time"

"My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself" - ahhhhh IF ONLY!!!

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"I find the most attractive part of a woman is the AARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!"

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"Is that your camouflage reflex or are you just pleased to see me?"

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I bet you say that to all the Olympic gold medal-winning fembots!   

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The original: "Hey, sexy mama... wanna kill all humans?"

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"Hey, If you look this good, you don't have to know anything"

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Gaaah! It's like that party I was at last week...

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The one I use all the time...

"I dont usually say this, but you are the most beautiful trio of gigantic women I've ever laid eyes upon!"

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If things doesn't work out with this peepsqueak(?) here, you just know I'll be there to score you on the rebound.

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"My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself."
-other pickup line dummy, Love & Rocket

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Leela: How does this stop the time jumps?
Fry: Because when were together, time always stands still

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Originally posted by nerdlingus:
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

Thats my favorite one! 

Welcome to PEEL, Fry The Stupid!  Read the unofficial PEEL FAQ!

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'How about you come to the back seat of my car, for coffee.'
That might have been what Armando was going for with Amy. Also, Smurfbabe, with that 2nd quote are you having a go at Perth guys, becuase we aren't all that bad

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Originally posted by Beamer:
"Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"

- Pickup line dummy, Love & Rocket

LOL! That line always cracks me up! I wish I had the guts to use it on a girl just to see her reaction 

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"Hey sexy mama. Let's get busy and freaky in that order"
-Sal, "Parasites lost"
(I may have messed up the quote a little)

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"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

All hail Zapp's book of pickup lines!

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"My place, or you?"
-Bender, "Love and Rocket"

"Wanna do it?"
-Amy, "Put Your Head on My Shoulders"

and my personal favorite:

"Every day with you is like two soup Tuesday."
-Fry, "Parasites Lost"

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Originally posted by David A:

and my personal favorite:

"Every day with you is like two soup Tuesday."
-Fry, "Parasites Lost"

I found that really sweet, And i'm a guy!

*shudders*

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Brannigan's pickup lines are the great. All of them.

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Hey, the guy's a playa. He's gotta have some good ones. lol

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Pithy comback No 1:

'I'm not impressed by a guy's message. I'm impressed by the guy. Or not.'

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Originally posted by Coilette:
Pithy comback No 1:

'I'm not impressed by a guy's message. I'm impressed by the guy. Or not.'

Sounds more like a Bitchy comeback.

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Meh, maybe. In line with the thread though. 

I do however like:
 ' When I'm with you, every day is like double soup Tuesday'

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"Maybe I could paint a fence, mop the floor, or service you sexually?" -Zapp, Brannigan Begins Again

"Not so hard, and lot's lower!" -Zapp, Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch

"I'm just looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material." -Zoidberg, WMIBACIL

It would be great to see what happened if you used this:

"Of all the slimy fishmonsters I know, you are apparently the hottest!" -Zoidberg, WMIBACIL

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Originally posted by Lurrr:
"I'm just looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material." -Zoidberg, WMIBACIL

You and me both brother. 

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"We call them land sea lions. I tame them."  - Fry
and
"Why aren't we making out?" - Fry
and
"Hey look, it's one of those things like on our mud flaps." - truck driver

not really a line, but it works.

"You've got to find a new place to live" - Leela
"Is that an invitation?" - Fry

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mentioned before, but
"i find the most attractive part of a woman is the boobies."
(Best said while drunk.)

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Zoidberg: "Now I ask her to mate?"

Zapp: "And now there's nothing left to repopulate the planet.  Just me...and you...and maybe later you"
(use this one when a girl is surrounded by her friends. Works every time.)

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Oh yeah, I forgot about "Why must I be a Crustacean in Love".

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As said before:

"When you and I are together baby, time will stand still."

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Greatest pick up line:  "I find the most attractive part of the womans body is the boobies" 
-Captain Branigan

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"Oh Fry, you should write a book...people need to know about the CAN EAT MORE."

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"How is this going to stop the time jumps?"
"Because when we're in here, time will stand still."

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WHOOOOOOOAAAWHOOOOOOOAAAWHOAA AAAAAAAWHOAAAAA
-Sal, Parasites Lost
Dont's WOrrys... I'm gonna puts the moves on hers.
-Sal Again

I Find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies. (I love how he just says it so candidly to the Amazonians.)

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Originally posted by Vamsi:
 LOL! That line always cracks me up! I wish I had the guts to use it on a girl just to see her reaction   

I used it on a girl I knew who tended bar.  I didn't get no free drinks that night.

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Originally posted by canned eggs:
 I used it on a girl I knew who tended bar.  I didn't get no free drinks that night.

Besides the one poured on your lap.

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Originally posted by d12drepmm:
WHOOOOOOOAAAWHOOOOOOOAAAWHOAA AAAAAAAWHOAAAAA
-Sal, Parasites Lost

That is by far the funniest pickup line.


I'd also like to add:

"How 'bout these cookies, sugar! (While ripping shirt open)"

-Grandma Mildred, Roswell That Ends Well