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EspanolBot

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« on: 04-26-2004 03:41 »

"Erotic! Erotic! Erotic! Erotic!"
Beamer

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« Reply #1 on: 04-26-2004 03:53 »

"Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"

- Pickup line dummy, Love & Rocket
nerdlingus

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« Reply #2 on: 04-26-2004 04:08 »

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
Smurfbabe

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« Reply #3 on: 04-26-2004 04:22 »

"There's alot about my face you don't know, maybe you and it could get better aquainted some time"

"My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself" - ahhhhh IF ONLY!!!
EspanolBot

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« Reply #4 on: 04-26-2004 07:19 »
« Last Edit on: 04-26-2004 07:19 »

"I find the most attractive part of a woman is the AARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!"
Zebu_Alex

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« Reply #5 on: 04-26-2004 08:12 »

"Is that your camouflage reflex or are you just pleased to see me?"
missBender

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« Reply #6 on: 04-26-2004 08:24 »

I bet you say that to all the Olympic gold medal-winning fembots!   wink

SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #7 on: 04-26-2004 08:28 »

The original: "Hey, sexy mama... wanna kill all humans?"
germanfryfan

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« Reply #8 on: 04-26-2004 08:39 »

"Hey, If you look this good, you don't have to know anything"
boxie

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« Reply #9 on: 04-26-2004 10:01 »

Gaaah! It's like that party I was at last week...
Grim

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« Reply #10 on: 04-26-2004 10:18 »

The one I use all the time...

"I dont usually say this, but you are the most beautiful trio of gigantic women I've ever laid eyes upon!"
futuramamama

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« Reply #11 on: 04-26-2004 10:22 »


If things doesn't work out with this peepsqueak(?) here, you just know I'll be there to score you on the rebound.
Zeep

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« Reply #12 on: 04-26-2004 11:14 »

"My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself."
-other pickup line dummy, Love & Rocket
Fry The Stupid

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« Reply #13 on: 04-26-2004 11:47 »
« Last Edit on: 04-26-2004 11:47 »

Leela: How does this stop the time jumps?
Fry: Because when were together, time always stands still
victor2000
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« Reply #14 on: 04-26-2004 11:52 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by nerdlingus:
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
Thats my favorite one!  tongue

Welcome to PEEL, Fry The Stupid!  Read the unofficial PEEL FAQ!
Iron Chef
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« Reply #15 on: 04-26-2004 12:03 »

'How about you come to the back seat of my car, for coffee.'
That might have been what Armando was going for with Amy. Also, Smurfbabe, with that 2nd quote are you having a go at Perth guys, becuase we aren't all that bad
Vamsi

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« Reply #16 on: 04-26-2004 12:28 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Beamer:
"Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans!"

- Pickup line dummy, Love & Rocket

LOL! That line always cracks me up! I wish I had the guts to use it on a girl just to see her reaction  smile
newhook_1

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« Reply #17 on: 04-26-2004 13:45 »

"Hey sexy mama. Let's get busy and freaky in that order"
-Sal, "Parasites lost"
(I may have messed up the quote a little)
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #18 on: 04-26-2004 14:09 »

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

All hail Zapp's book of pickup lines!
David A

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« Reply #19 on: 04-26-2004 14:50 »

"My place, or you?"
-Bender, "Love and Rocket"

"Wanna do it?"
-Amy, "Put Your Head on My Shoulders"

and my personal favorite:

"Every day with you is like two soup Tuesday."
-Fry, "Parasites Lost"
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #20 on: 04-26-2004 15:00 »

 
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Originally posted by David A:

and my personal favorite:

"Every day with you is like two soup Tuesday."
-Fry, "Parasites Lost"

I found that really sweet, And i'm a guy!

*shudders*

KVA

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« Reply #21 on: 04-26-2004 15:02 »

Brannigan's pickup lines are the great. All of them.
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #22 on: 04-26-2004 15:08 »

Hey, the guy's a playa. He's gotta have some good ones. lol
Coilette

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« Reply #23 on: 04-26-2004 15:17 »

Pithy comback No 1:

'I'm not impressed by a guy's message. I'm impressed by the guy. Or not.'
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #24 on: 04-26-2004 15:25 »
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Originally posted by Coilette:
Pithy comback No 1:

'I'm not impressed by a guy's message. I'm impressed by the guy. Or not.'

Sounds more like a Bitchy comeback.

Coilette

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« Reply #25 on: 04-26-2004 15:29 »

Meh, maybe. In line with the thread though.  big grin

I do however like:
 ' When I'm with you, every day is like double soup Tuesday'
Lurrr

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« Reply #26 on: 04-26-2004 19:11 »

"Maybe I could paint a fence, mop the floor, or service you sexually?" -Zapp, Brannigan Begins Again

"Not so hard, and lot's lower!" -Zapp, Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch

"I'm just looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material." -Zoidberg, WMIBACIL

It would be great to see what happened if you used this:

"Of all the slimy fishmonsters I know, you are apparently the hottest!" -Zoidberg, WMIBACIL
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #27 on: 04-26-2004 19:34 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Lurrr:
"I'm just looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material." -Zoidberg, WMIBACIL


You and me both brother.  big grin

shoopbender
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« Reply #28 on: 04-26-2004 19:49 »
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"We call them land sea lions. I tame them."  - Fry
and
"Why aren't we making out?" - Fry
and
"Hey look, it's one of those things like on our mud flaps." - truck driver

not really a line, but it works.

"You've got to find a new place to live" - Leela
"Is that an invitation?" - Fry
bender+fry

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« Reply #29 on: 04-26-2004 20:01 »

mentioned before, but
"i find the most attractive part of a woman is the boobies."
(Best said while drunk.)
evan

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« Reply #30 on: 04-26-2004 20:05 »
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Zoidberg: "Now I ask her to mate?"

Zapp: "And now there's nothing left to repopulate the planet.  Just me...and you...and maybe later you"
(use this one when a girl is surrounded by her friends. Works every time.)
shoopbender
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« Reply #31 on: 04-26-2004 21:17 »

Oh yeah, I forgot about "Why must I be a Crustacean in Love".
spacepilot3000

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« Reply #32 on: 04-26-2004 21:38 »

As said before:

"When you and I are together baby, time will stand still."
Whoopwhoopwhoop

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« Reply #33 on: 04-26-2004 21:41 »

Greatest pick up line:  "I find the most attractive part of the womans body is the boobies" 
-Captain Branigan
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #34 on: 04-26-2004 21:50 »

"Oh Fry, you should write a book...people need to know about the CAN EAT MORE."
Nixorbo

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« Reply #35 on: 04-26-2004 22:03 »

"How is this going to stop the time jumps?"
"Because when we're in here, time will stand still."
d12drepmm

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« Reply #36 on: 04-27-2004 00:12 »

WHOOOOOOOAAAWHOOOOOOOAAAWHOAA AAAAAAAWHOAAAAA
-Sal, Parasites Lost
Dont's WOrrys... I'm gonna puts the moves on hers.
-Sal Again

I Find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies. (I love how he just says it so candidly to the Amazonians.)

canned eggs

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« Reply #37 on: 04-27-2004 00:21 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Vamsi:
 LOL! That line always cracks me up! I wish I had the guts to use it on a girl just to see her reaction   smile

I used it on a girl I knew who tended bar.  I didn't get no free drinks that night.

canned eggs: all rights reserved, all wrongs reversed.
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #38 on: 04-27-2004 00:24 »

 
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Originally posted by canned eggs:
 I used it on a girl I knew who tended bar.  I didn't get no free drinks that night.


Besides the one poured on your lap.

JBERGES

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« Reply #39 on: 04-27-2004 00:45 »
« Last Edit on: 04-27-2004 00:45 »

 
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Originally posted by d12drepmm:
WHOOOOOOOAAAWHOOOOOOOAAAWHOAA AAAAAAAWHOAAAAA
-Sal, Parasites Lost


That is by far the funniest pickup line.


I'd also like to add:

"How 'bout these cookies, sugar! (While ripping shirt open)"

-Grandma Mildred, Roswell That Ends Well
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