Favorite News Story?

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Whats ur favorite news story on a episode?
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[Reply #1 on:]

The one where the people jump into a river of dimonea on a Tale of Two Santas.

[Reply #2 on:]

the train crash on The Day the earth stood stupid.

"I'm sending in more trains" allways makes me laugh

[Reply #3 on:]

 

Originally posted by germanfryfan:
the train crash on The Day the earth stood stupid.

"I'm sending in more trains" allways makes me laugh

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[Reply #4 on:]

Teen pop sensation Wendy may just be the next...

...won three Grammys last night...

...found dead, in her bathtub.

[Reply #5 on:]

Yeah, I think the 'Time keeps on Slippin'' news report mentioned by David A is the best.

[Reply #6 on:]

Got to be in "Crimes Of The Hot" when Morbo yells, WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
Classic.

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From 'Big Piece of Garbage' with a day that Mittens the Kitten won't soon forget.
I like that piece for two reasons, firstly because Kittens give Morbo, and also becuase it is a good takeoff of News Programs putting on stupid, audience pleasing news before the real stuff comes on.

[Reply #8 on:]

I like the idea of Morbo's "Vermin of the Week", cant remember what episode its from tho

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Originally posted by David A:
Teen pop sensation Wendy may just be the next...

...won three Grammys last night...

...found dead, in her bathtub.

Hell yeah! It almost sounds like Britney...

[Reply #10 on:]

linda:thats a day mittens the kitten wont soon regret
morbo: hehe kittens give morbo gas
linda: ahahaha, in lighter news the city of new new york was doomed to extinction today

that or the trains one, morbo forgets how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat,

[Reply #11 on:]

The one where a shed load of robots get stuck in a collapsed mine.

"The plan is to pave over the robots and continue with our lives"

or something like that..

[Reply #12 on:]

Or how about:
Linda: Down and out robots, is there anything sadder, only drowning puppys and there would have to be a lot of them!

[Reply #13 on:]

 

Originally posted by tom123:
The one where the people jump into a river of dimonea on a Tale of Two Santas.

"Liquid ammonia"

 

Originally posted by David A:
Teen pop sensation Wendy may just be the next...

...won three Grammys last night...

...found dead, in her bathtub.

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Although several other Morbo/Linda scenes make me laugh.

"Morbo can't understand his teleprompter. He forgot how to say the letter that looks like a man with a hat."
"It's a t, it goes "teh"
"Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!"

"So I gave the cookies you made to Fawn and the kids, and they couldn't believe it. They were delicious! But I digress. Tremble, puny earthlings! One day my race will destroy you all!"

"The sheer drama of this election has driven voter turnout to its highest level in centuries - six percent."
"Exit polls show evil underdog Richard Nixon trailing with an estimated zero votes."
"The time is 7:59 and the robot polls are now opening... and the robot vote is in. Nixon has won!"
" Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president. May death come quickly to his enemies."

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I like them all really. Especially thw one where Wendy dies. But also it makes me laugh when Morbo mentions his mighty space army. I always imagine it as one tiny ship or a little ray gun the size of a fingernail! It just makes me laugh.

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I like 'Earth Invasion Tonight'

The best one however is definately Wendy... Grammy... dead in bathtub.

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Originally posted by germanfryfan:
the train crash on The Day the earth stood stupid.

"I'm sending in more trains" allways makes me laugh

That entire newscast and the afore-mentioned Wendy secene make me laugh every time.

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I just love that laugh Linda does after Morbo says something evil.

Morbo: "At the risk of editorializing, Morbo applauds the demise of the pathetic human race. Mwaahahahaha!"
Linda: "ahahahahaa"

Great stuff

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Kittens give Morbo gas. Mwahahaha!

[Reply #19 on:]

In addition to the ones already mentioned I like the one where they add in sounds to make the scenes of suffering penguins less tragic from The Bird-Bot of Ice-Catraz.

[Reply #20 on:]

Sorry to go off-topic for a second, but what exactly is liquid ammonia, and why does it kill everyone?

[Reply #21 on:]

My favourite was the one from TDTESS, definitely.

Morbo: Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!

This should have been a poll - we've had less than ten news reports, haven't we?

[Reply #22 on:]

all the good ones (that i can remember) have been said. but the best part of the train crash one was the guy running for the crashed traing going "wait for me!"

ahahahahahaha takes all kinds.

and wendy, and the windmills, and the kitten thing...ahhh yes.

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Originally posted by Iron Chef:
From 'Big Piece of Garbage' with a day that Mittens the Kitten won't soon forget.
I like that piece for two reasons, firstly because Kittens give Morbo, and also becuase it is a good takeoff of News Programs putting on stupid, audience pleasing news before the real stuff comes on.

Agree 100%.  Morbo is amazing in that one.  Plus Mittens is a great kitten name.  And it got owned.  Pwned perhaps.

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Originally posted by Morbo_01:
Sorry to go off-topic for a second, but what exactly is liquid ammonia, and why does it kill everyone?

Its a solvent and rather nasty if you get it in the eyes, on the skin or inhale it. A gas/air mixture is highly explosive, hence why liquid ammonia is used as rocket fuel.

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Originally posted by Teral:
 Its a solvent and rather nasty if you get it in the eyes, on the skin or inhale it. A gas/air mixture is highly explosive, hence why liquid ammonia is used as rocket fuel.

Not to mention that if it's cold enough for ammonia to be a liquid, you'd be frozen solid.

[Reply #26 on:]

They're not the Zarlon 7 Polar Bear Club for nothing. 

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I like in ABPOG, the Mittens the Kitten part. It cracks me up how they are so concerned with this little kitten, and NNY being crushed to smithereens is in "other news."

[Reply #28 on:]

mittens one or the train one 
i don't need to type them you should all know them

[Reply #29 on:]

I like them all, but my favorite one is the the train crash from "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid".

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"Today some bad things happened! wanna see??" Linda  in the train crash thingy!lol
 
I like it in A Big Piece Of Garbage when Lindas make-up has ran everywhere an Morbos head deflates when he breathes!hahah

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Originally posted by missBender:

I like it in A Big Piece Of Garbage when Lindas make-up has ran everywhere an Morbos head deflates when he breathes!hahah

It's from Crimes of the Hot actually, it is funny too, 'Windmills do not work that way! Goodnight!'

[Reply #32 on:]

Oh yes!oops!!
hope you all forgive my dumbness-i hav been on a train all day long (no, not like in the news story!haha)

[Reply #33 on:]

The polar bear club with the Liquid Ammonia. That was hilarious.

"There were no survivors."

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My vote goes to the "teen pop" newscast from Time Keeps on Slipping.  Also, I liked the newscast about liquid ammonia as well.

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I don't know if it count's,but I like the one  were Linda screams when morbo takes off his shirt in ATOF.

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Originally posted by Maltho:
I like in ABPOG, the Mittens the Kitten part. It cracks me up how they are so concerned with this little kitten, and NNY being crushed to smithereens is in "other news."

They live in LA, it's not important to them.

My favourite is probably the "Windmills do not work that way!" one from COTH.

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Originally posted by tom123:
The one where the people jump into a river of dimonea on a Tale of Two Santas.

... you do know it's "ammonia" right?

this is also probably my favorite news story.

[Reply #38 on:]

Listen, at the time I really had to go and couldn't worry about spelling. Also, I am bad at spelling.

[Reply #39 on:]

 

Originally posted by tom123:
Listen, at the time I really had to go and couldn't worry about spelling. Also, I am bad at spelling.

em oot.