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Alison

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« Reply #80 on: 04-29-2004 12:58 »

The problem with popplers is my favorite so I can think of a few more from it...

Prof. Farnsworth: (shouting) Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!
Hippie.: You can't own property, man!
Prof. Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.


Lrrr: I think there was something funny in that hippie.

And from the Devil's Hands...
Hedonismbot: But I'm not done vomitting!

and
Hedonismbot: Let's cavort like the greeks of old! You know the ones I mean.

That makes me laugh every time!!
fussili
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« Reply #81 on: 04-29-2004 19:35 »

In the Atlanta episode:

Bender having committed a felony of some form: Hey, Guess what you're all accessories to!

URL: "Failure to scoop... Awwwww yeaaaaaah"

Lurh: "Tremble in Fear at our three different kinds of ship!"


Oh damn it's a losing battle. I have too many favourites, even as I was writing these I had others coming to mind.
Alison

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« Reply #82 on: 04-29-2004 20:48 »

I know what you mean, I keep thinking of more!

One I use every day (geeky, huh?):
From A clone of my own:

Prof. Farnsworth: Now that's impossible. It came to me in a dream.  And I forgot it in another dream!


Hahahahahaha
cuavsfan
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« Reply #83 on: 04-30-2004 17:21 »

A couple of my favorite that have not yet been said:


It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Remember lieutenant, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.

BTW: Big list of great Futurama quotes here: http://imdb.com/title/tt0149460/quotes

Nate
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AskmoreSexfully

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« Reply #84 on: 04-30-2004 23:50 »

Zapp:What the hell is that thing?
Kif:It appears to be the mothership, sir
Zapp: Then what did we just blow up?
Kif: The hubble telescope
Spacedal11

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« Reply #85 on: 04-30-2004 23:54 »

Put Your Head on My Shoulders:

Fembot #1: Don't worry Bender baby, we love you!

Bender walking funny out of the court: Ch'ya baby I know.

I crack up!
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #86 on: 05-01-2004 12:40 »

 
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Originally posted by Spacedal11:
Put Your Head on My Shoulders:

Fembot #1: Don't worry Bender baby, we love you!

Bender walking funny out of the court: Ch'ya baby I know.

I crack up!

stupid anti-pimping laws....

 

DanMan4040

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« Reply #87 on: 05-01-2004 14:45 »

They made fun of our women's basketball team?  Did you explain to them how our good fundamentals make up for thier inability to dunk?

Awwwww, I have eight other senses, but I'd give up any of them, even smision, just to be able to taste

Better yet I'll build someone to fill in for you!  Some sort of atomic superman with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal.

Damn, now I'll need a fake I.D. to rent UltraPorn.

Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

Finally I have a good claw. See, three human females, a number and a king giving himself brain surgery.

Crazy theories one, regular theories a billion.
I guess I that would work too, but my favorite is still the bone-crushing thing.

My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood....

Teenagers all smoke, and they seem pretty on the ball.

Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

Thank God there were plenty of escape pods. We won't have to dress up like women and children.

That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

This is the best movie I've ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion!

This is nothing. In high school, I used to drink a hundred cans of Cola a week, right up to my third heart attack.

What's that you're hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!

When I asked Elzar what he was preparing he told me it was none of my bussiness and then he implied that my mother was a prostitute.

Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears.

You may need to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. By 'devil' I mean robot devil and by 'metaphorically' I mean get your coat.

Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense.

Fry, by keeping that robot you're stealing my image.  And isn't that all I really have left?  Well that and the worlds largest gold nugget, one mile in diameter.

Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #88 on: 05-01-2004 23:15 »

Had trouble deciding on a favorite DanMan?
Wuvums

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« Reply #89 on: 05-02-2004 08:04 »

i like the one from the farnsworth parabox

Leela:i tell you they're not evil but don't be confused they are jerks
Klumsy Kitty

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« Reply #90 on: 05-02-2004 18:15 »

I don't think my sig is working so I will just toss it into the ring: "Bender,why are all those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your a$$?"

There are tonsof others though almost as good...
Alison

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« Reply #91 on: 05-03-2004 08:15 »

While eating dolphin...

Prof Farnsworth: Toss me the speech center of the brain!
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #92 on: 05-03-2004 08:51 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Alison:
While eating dolphin...

Prof Farnsworth: Toss me the speech center of the brain!

"this one was stupid, he blew all his $ on instant lottery tickets."

Alison

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« Reply #93 on: 05-03-2004 14:39 »

Hahaha good one!  The problem with popplers rules!

Leela: Well, it's a type-M planet, so it should at least have Roddenberries.
germanfryfan

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« Reply #94 on: 05-03-2004 14:45 »

Also a great scene in this episode:
Fry: "Let's bring back a couple of pockets full"
Bender: "No. A whole Bender full"
Leela: "No, only what we need. - Stuff the ship!"
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #95 on: 05-03-2004 15:29 »

Bender: "How bout rocks? You guys eat rocks right?...Not even if they're sautaid in a little mud?..."
Jish

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« Reply #96 on: 05-03-2004 17:17 »

Lucy Liu-bot: I'll never forget you, Fry- MEMORY DELETED

Fry: I've... not heard of them!

*may not be totally correct*
Robot: Some say unholy things happen up there.
Robot 2: for example, all of us say that.
Professor: That's just superstitious robot mumbo jumbo.
Robot 2: Mumbo, perhaps. Jumbo, perhaps not! With all of your precious science, have you come any closer to solving the mystery of how a robot walks, or talks?
Professor: Yes, you ninny! your circuit diagram is right on the inside of your case!
Robot 2: I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!

and then later...
Robot: I will go this far, and no further. *is at door*

Hermes: I'm no physisist, but I think I have a solution! We'll just-*time skip*
*nude congo line*
Hermes: I don't know how this was supposed to work...
Amy: Professor, I hope we don't skip past my birthday-*time skip*
All: Happy birthday Amy!
Amy: Yay, look at all these presents!
Zoidberg: I hope we have as much fun tomorrow, at my birthd-*time skip*
*Zoidberg sits alone with a cupcake*
Zoidberg: Ohh....
mpbx3003

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« Reply #97 on: 05-03-2004 17:27 »

one word: "Gracias."
Also,the Zapp line: "We both know you won't make it halfway to Vergon 6 before the craving sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet sweet candy...Bam!"
VGZed
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« Reply #98 on: 05-03-2004 21:24 »

Fry: But Bender, the senoritas!
Bender: *Gets up* Vamonos!

I liked the way Bender said Vamonos!
Alison

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« Reply #99 on: 05-03-2004 22:55 »

I hope no one did this one yet...

Prof Farnsworth: Nothing is impossible. Not if you can imagine it. That's what being is a scientist is all about.
Cubert: No, that's what being a magical elf is all about.
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #100 on: 05-03-2004 23:29 »

And you can't forget what came before it(pardon me if I mangle the phrase a little)...

"Your theories are weapons grade bolognium!"
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #101 on: 05-03-2004 23:37 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by TheLampIncident:

"Your theories are weapons grade bolognium!"

It was funny hearing that after the same joke was made on the Simpsons with the Periodic Tables made by Oscar Meyer.

"What is the atomic weight of Balonium?"

"Delicious!"

scooty puff snr

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« Reply #102 on: 05-04-2004 00:12 »

I love all of Zapps pick up lines in Amazon women in the mood, and in the same episode when Zoidberg is trying on shells
"This ones like a summer guy"
Dannilicious

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« Reply #103 on: 05-04-2004 12:26 »

"I am the greetest! I am leaving earth now for no raisin!"
Vagrant

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« Reply #104 on: 05-04-2004 21:57 »

Zoidberg:  Casual hello.  It's me Zoidberg.  Act natural.

Fry:  Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank.

That guy:  There are 2 kinds of people in this world.  Sharks and sheep.  Anyone who's a sheep is fired.  Who's a sheep?

Zoidberg:  Excuse me, which are the ones people like to cuddle?
fussili
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« Reply #105 on: 05-05-2004 09:09 »

THAT's the one I was trying to remember: The Ultraporn quote.. I just cracked up when I first heard it.

Another classic is When Zoidberg says "Gracias" in "when Alien's attack"
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

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« Reply #106 on: 05-05-2004 11:23 »

Cool quotes you all. And welcome to PEEL to vagrant!
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #107 on: 05-05-2004 13:56 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Vagrant:

That guy:  There are 2 kinds of people in this world.  Sharks and sheep.  Anyone who's a sheep is fired.  Who's a sheep?

Zoidberg:  Excuse me, which are the ones people like to cuddle?

"Gutsy question, you're a Shark."


I.C.Weiner

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« Reply #108 on: 05-11-2004 04:31 »

Bender: Fry i knew you were alive, i owe you ten bucks Hermes.
-The Deep South
cyba

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« Reply #109 on: 05-11-2004 05:04 »

I love that orange earwax one  big grin and Leela's "Roddenberries" quote. hahahaha! and don't forget:
" He's pending for a bending!"  laff

Zeep

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« Reply #110 on: 05-11-2004 10:54 »

I can't pick a favorite quote! what do you think i am, some sort of atomic-powered quote-picking machine? there's so many! and most of them are really funny!
Popetastic

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« Reply #111 on: 05-11-2004 12:47 »

I agree with

Zoidberg: "AND I'M HIS FRIEND JESUS! I help those who help themselves!!"

I also like:

Brain: "I am a gigantic brain!" when he walks in on TDTESS.

there's too many good Professor and Zoidberg lines to remember.
Logan Fils

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« Reply #112 on: 05-11-2004 16:18 »
« Last Edit on: 10-28-2005 00:00 »

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Wuvums

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« Reply #113 on: 05-12-2004 12:24 »

"now i an leaving earth for no raisin !"
the day the earth stood stupid +
all of benders ittle "whooo"s in spanish fry
zomit

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« Reply #114 on: 05-13-2004 07:13 »

"I'll start my own theme park! With Blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park!"
and
"I'll start my own lunar landing! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the blackjack and the lunar landing! Aaahh, just screw the whole thing."
-Bender, The Series Has Landed
EspanolBot

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« Reply #115 on: 05-13-2004 09:03 »

Professor "I'm afraid i can't marry you, you see i'm dying! Cough and fall over dead."
Zoidberg "My god he's dead!"
Wuvums

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« Reply #116 on: 05-13-2004 16:22 »

Also from the same episode
"i stad for a mistrail as i am also having a hot naked affair with the foremanof this jury"
Very funny
gottalovebender

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« Reply #117 on: 05-13-2004 16:47 »
« Last Edit on: 05-13-2004 16:47 »

is it ok if i say every thing ever said in futurama is my favorite quote? if not...then i think my sig is enough, and

HOOKERBOT:bender, honey we still love you
BENDER:shut up baby, i know it

and

LEELA:were you guys just singing and dancing?
Bender:no, not alowed to sing, court order

and

FRY:that's a fancy cigar you got, why don't you smoke it already, come on puff puff puff, go go go go
or

FRY:nap time *snores* coffee time

My hair smells like avocado
Habib
Guest
« Reply #118 on: 05-23-2004 03:39 »

Bender: *Crys* I scared.
From the honking
KiKiX

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« Reply #119 on: 05-23-2004 04:04 »

I can't think of a quote I like best, but I love it in When Aliens Attack when Zoidberg says;
"Gracias"
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