Absolutely favourite quote for Futurama

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"I could bend a girder to any angle: 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it! …31." Bender

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Morbo - "hehehe, Kittens give Morbo gas!" 

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I'm going to go over all the episodes again and write down my fav quotes lol. I guess I'll do that the rest of this week and the weekend.  Just caus im bored lol.

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Morbo - "And that's why the 3rd graders at PS 139 are Morbo's Vermin Of The Week!" MUHAHAHAHA! 

Morbo rawks!

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Bender: 3... 2... 1... BOOM! Ahahaha... WOAH!! [explodes]

The way he goes "WOAH!" kills me every time, how much more Dimaggio can you get?

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[Comic Book Guy]Best - moment - ever.[/Comic Book Guy]

Fry: "Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine. It was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap. (Goes to sleep for less than a second) Coffee time!

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Hello all, brand new here, Just wanted to add a few funny lines I think you'll all enjoy, these are some of my personal favorites.

Bender:
"Well everyone, prepare to have your guts kicked out by folksingers" (Bendin' in the Wind)

Bender:
"I don't know Fry, I feel for the first time in my
life as though I've stolen enough"
(Bicyclops Built For Two)

Zoidberg:
"Love is unknown on our planet, I'm just looking for a female loaded with eggs to accept my genetic material"
 
Fry:
"You and me both" (Why Must I be a Crustacean in
Love?)

Leela:
"Bender, are you jacking on in there?"
Bender:
"NO, DON'T COME IN HERE!!!" (Hell is Other Robots)

Fry:
"If Leela had let us use the other dolly, we could
have broken that, given up and gone home by now."
(Brannigan Begin Again)

Fry:
"Allright, it's Saturday night, I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta, and my all Rush mix tape. Let's rock!" (Anthology of Interest 2)

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Giant Bender: Bite my shiny collosal ass

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It's actually "Bite my colossal metal ass!"

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oh yeah i found that out like 2 min after i posted it but thanx 4 telling me

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Newslady: "The Polar Bears celebrated with a traditional dip in a river of amonia"

Morbo: "THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS"

I can't stop laughing whenever I hear that one.

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"The Honking"

Leela:  Looks like the tracks lead into there.

Fry:  Thanks, eagle eye.

Don't know why, but I just bust out laughing EVERY time I hear it...

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Luck of the Fryrish
Farnsworth: "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"

That just never gets old.  It has got to be one of the most intelligent jokes ever said on any television show.

Bender's Big Score:
Farnsworth: "I can wire anything directly into anything.  I'm the Professor!"

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Originally posted by soylentOrange:
Luck of the Fryrish
Farnsworth: "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"

That just never gets old.  It has got to be one of the most intelligent jokes ever said on any television show.

Quite possibly.

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Zapp- "One day, a man has everything. The next day, he blows up a trillion-dollar space station, and the day after that he has nothing. Makes one wonder, doesn't it?"

Kif- "No."

Love it!!!

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"Man, I can't wait till I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff."

-  Alright! I'm a delivery boy!

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Fry:"I'm hungry, help me find some food"
Zoidberg:"I'll not only help you find it, I'll help       you do more to it" (Futurestock)

God(?)-Like Galaxy: "When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"
(Godfellas)