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saucie

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« Reply #320 on: 05-22-2007 17:10 »

My favorite (right now) is:

Bender: "Hey, what's this fat, ugly thing? A frog? A toad? Or yo' mama! Hahahaha."
pecet

Poppler
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« Reply #321 on: 06-04-2007 13:08 »

I guess
Zoidberg: Talk to the claw.
Bender: Bite my collosal metal ass.
bored idiot

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #322 on: 06-04-2007 13:09 »

80's guy: awesome. awesome to the max.
speedy600

Poppler
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« Reply #323 on: 06-04-2007 15:44 »

Mine is from that episode where Bender becomes a pharoh!
Dr.Zoidberg: Oh Danny Boy
and then Bender throws his cocktail glass at his head! Hillarious!!
Yay this is my first post ever!
speedy600

Poppler
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« Reply #324 on: 06-04-2007 15:45 »

 
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Originally posted by speedy600:
Mine is from that episode where Bender becomes a pharoh!
Dr.Zoidberg: Oh Danny Boy
and then Bender throws his cocktail glass at his head! Hillarious!!
Yay this is my first post ever!

  puke

Dr. Zoidberg Rules!!!
Robo D Rulz!!

Bending Unit
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« Reply #325 on: 06-04-2007 23:19 »

Hi everybody!! There are to many to choose from, but if I had to pick, it would be

Proff:Go to hell, heather!!!
That cracks me up every time!
Yay, My first post!!
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #326 on: 06-05-2007 10:36 »

I'd like to welcome to PEEL Robo D Rulz!! and speedy600.  Here is the PEELer's faq.  Please read this, as it contains the rules for posting here.  Welcome to PEEL, enjoy your stay. 

This is my favorite quote:
Hermes: What's that you're hacking off?  Is it my torso!?  It is!  My precious torso!
Phishy042

Crustacean
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« Reply #327 on: 06-05-2007 13:05 »

Ok, i am brand new to the forum and just read through this entire thread and i dont think i saw this quote posted yet... quite possibly one of the best ever...
Less Than a Hero
Street thug - "Hi, im trying to get back to Jersey City cause my aunts real sick and i need to get this medicine, but my car broke down, so i need money for the bus, so im mugging you."

followed soon by
"Hey my friend said he mugged you today and you had super powers."
SonicPanther

Professor
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« Reply #328 on: 06-09-2007 16:34 »

Fry: Who are you?
Scrffy: Scruffy, the janitor.
Fry: Then why aren't you fixing the boiler?
Scruffy: Schedule conflict. *continues to read magazine*

My friend and I spend hours making up "schedule conflict" jokes now...
"Good news, everyone! I'm covered in schedule cooonflicts.
defdev1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #329 on: 06-09-2007 20:56 »

mines "what what about zoidberg?"

Robo D Rulz!!

Bending Unit
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« Reply #330 on: 06-10-2007 00:42 »

I don't think this one has been said yet.

"Some breaking occured, the dolly was involved, that's about all we know"

Bender in Brannigan Begin Again

I always found that to be a great quote.  laff

Finally I get to save the earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide-shows. 'Al Gore, Bender's Big Score'

Oh ya, Happy Holidays too!
defdev1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #331 on: 06-10-2007 15:01 »

remeber on the luck of the fryish when there at the horce races

hermies"baby needs a new pare of shoes"

zoidberg"to hell wit ur baby i need those shoes
Organazation14

Bending Unit
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« Reply #332 on: 06-19-2007 15:01 »

from the first christmas special
FRY: Stupid Bird I Know Where You LIVE! (lifts up bird cage)  lol
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #333 on: 06-21-2007 15:05 »

^i never niticed that bit^  tongue >^,^<
bbqarmen
Crustacean
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« Reply #334 on: 06-23-2007 00:54 »
« Last Edit on: 06-23-2007 00:54 »

probably been said but.

Bender: "okay, i'm done reconfugling the energymotron....or whatever"


also

Farnsworth: "what are those horrible creatures?"

"those are the chumba-wumbas"

farnsworth: "tell them i hate them!"
Dr. Strangelove

Poppler
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« Reply #335 on: 06-25-2007 15:29 »

Amy:I know whose funeral we'll be attending next!
Professor: Oh, stop

Professor: Sweet Zombie Jesus!
gaschief

Professor
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« Reply #336 on: 06-25-2007 17:39 »
« Last Edit on: 06-26-2007 00:00 »

Farnsworth: A billion robot lives are about to be extinguished. Oh, the Jedis are going to feel this one!

RexSand

Crustacean
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« Reply #337 on: 06-25-2007 18:00 »

From teenage mutant Leela's Hurdles.

Heather the Youth-a-sizer= Im going to be your youth-a-sizer Heather.

Professor Fonsworth= Go to Hell Heather.

Classic
FlourBaby0x

Poppler
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« Reply #338 on: 06-27-2007 14:59 »

Bender: Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny.
Xmas Story methinks.
And Bender: Blackmail's such an ugly word. I prefer 'extortion'. The 'X' makes it sound cool.
Anthology of Interest I.
Yeah Bender is rather hilarious  smile
saucie

Bending Unit
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« Reply #339 on: 06-27-2007 16:18 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by RexSand:
From teenage mutant Leela's Hurdles.

Heather the Youth-a-sizer= Im going to be your youth-a-sizer Heather.

Professor Fonsworth= Go to Hell Heather.

Classic

And then...

Farnsworth: Give me back my fluffy face!
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #340 on: 06-29-2007 16:36 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by FlourBaby0x:

Bender: Blackmail's such an ugly word. I prefer 'extortion'. The 'X' makes it sound cool.

Well, it does.  wink

Nicky boy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #341 on: 06-29-2007 16:50 »

i like this one:

melvars mum: melvar dinner time!

melvar: but mum, im playing with my collectables

melvars mum: no

(they disappear)

fry: all this time we thought he was a powerful gas cloud, but he was just a pittyful child.

melvars mum: he's not a child he's 34!

defdev1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #342 on: 07-03-2007 00:26 »
« Last Edit on: 07-03-2007 00:26 »

amy:im santa clause

leela:im santa clause

professor:no im santa

zoidberg: and im his friend jesus
Organazation14

Bending Unit
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« Reply #343 on: 07-03-2007 00:34 »

ep. 407 eww u smell Like smoking...  and drInking
young Fry
britchenhauer

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #344 on: 07-03-2007 03:45 »

FRY: Hey, who's this guy?

JANITORBOT: I'm the janitor, I'm trying to take a nap here.
 
Fry: i'm sorry, i thought you were made of wax.

JANITORBOT: I am made of wax, what's it to you?

Fry: I mean i thought you were one of the wax robots. 

JANITORBOT: Is there some reason a robot made of wax can't take a nap standing up in the middle of a bunch of wax robots. Or does that confuse you?         

(Fry backs away) 

priceless. :P 
                                     
 
               
                                     
               
                             
Organazation14

Bending Unit
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« Reply #345 on: 07-03-2007 13:00 »

tales of interest 2

wooooooooo!!!!
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #346 on: 07-03-2007 23:00 »

How about this one, from "where the buggalo roam" (Im quoting from memory):

KOM - Beechhh.  I am King of the Martians.

Zap - Very Well.  Take me to your leader.

KOM - (slight pause) Moving on...
Officer 1BDI

Starship Captain
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« Reply #347 on: 07-03-2007 23:22 »
« Last Edit on: 07-03-2007 23:22 »

   
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FRY: Hey, yeah!  Maybe it is still there: underground in the ruins of Old New York, helping some ant defeat another ant or helping some piece of dirt turn its luck around.

FARNSWORTH: Dirt doesn't need luck.


The delivery of Farnsworth's line gets me every time.
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #348 on: 07-04-2007 00:03 »
« Last Edit on: 07-04-2007 00:03 »

Or, what about this one...

Fry:  You're cute!

Robot Lucy Lui:  No, you're cute!

Fry:  No, you!

Robot Lucy Lui:  No, you!

Fry:  No, you!

Robot Lucy Lui:  No, you!

Professor Farnsworth:  Oh great; she's stuck in a loop, and he's an idiot...
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #349 on: 07-04-2007 00:20 »

And, last but not least:

Calculon:  Let me get this straight... is there anyone here NOT suffering from amnesia?
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #350 on: 07-08-2007 03:15 »

Morbo: Oh won't you take me to... Funky Town!

Zapp Brannigan: The Spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
bend_her

Professor
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« Reply #351 on: 07-08-2007 03:37 »

Best lyrics ever:
Zoidberg: They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon
Professor Farnsworth: They pooh-poohed my electric frankfurter.
Leela: They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye
Bender: I am Bender, please insert girder
Nicky boy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #352 on: 07-08-2007 07:18 »
« Last Edit on: 07-08-2007 07:18 »

(bender is chasing nibbler in him head car, and then runs into farnsworth!)

BENDER: tttiiiimmmmmmmbbbbeeeeerrrrrr!!!!!!!

love it   wink
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #353 on: 07-11-2007 03:07 »
« Last Edit on: 07-11-2007 03:07 »

More great quotes, from the Episode "Futurestock", where Professor Farnsworth is supposed to give a speech at the beginning of the stockholders meeting, & gets woken up:

Professor Farnsworth: "Uh wha?  Oh, I'm awake.  I can't see"
Hermes: "Walk into the light"
Professor Farnsworth:  "OH GOD!"

Also, another great one when he loses the CEO position of Planet Express to "That 80's guy" due to his poor leadership:

Professor Farnsworth: "I'll ruin you like I ruined this company!"
dru26

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #354 on: 07-11-2007 04:59 »

Professor: My God, I really should do something although I am already in my pyjama's
Toady GeezerO14

Poppler
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« Reply #355 on: 07-11-2007 22:15 »

Zapp: I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies
Organazation14

Bending Unit
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« Reply #356 on: 07-12-2007 00:55 »

dru learn too spel (lol)
Robo D Rulz!!

Bending Unit
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« Reply #357 on: 07-12-2007 01:09 »

One of Zoidbergs funniest song lines, its from the Bee Happy song.

"Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style. Ladies vomit when I smile. But does Zoidberg worry? Feh! You wish."

  laff   laff   laff
dru26

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #358 on: 07-12-2007 02:07 »

fine eye wil lern how 2 spel gust leaf mea aloan
Organazation14

Bending Unit
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« Reply #359 on: 07-12-2007 02:21 »

dru learn too spel (lol)
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