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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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can't designate a favorite because there are many, many i enjoy profoundly. among the top though are
"what smells like blue?" "did everything just taste purple for a second?"
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MaNBoT
Bending Unit
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I cant just choose one but these are some of my favourite lines, I got more but it would fill this whole thread.
Zapp: [on TV] Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill, I haven't met him and killed him yet. But I can't go it alone. That's why I'm ordering every available ship to report for duty. Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air ------------------------------------------------- Zapp: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well-made bed. You will practise until you can make your bed in your sleep.
Fry: You mean while I'm sleeping in it?
Zapp: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier. Not with all the bed-making you'll be doing. ------------------------------------------------- Zap: The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. ------------------------------------------------- Leela: But you're a robot, you don't even have a sense of taste.
Bender: I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top!
Fry: BAM! ------------------------------------------------- Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you? ------------------------------------------------- Leela: Didn't you have ads in the 21st century?"
Fry: Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams, no siree. ------------------------------------------------- Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker ------------------------------------------------- Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan.
Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths.
Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him? ------------------------------------------------- Leela: I don't know what you did, Fry, but now all the planets in the galaxy are gonna be crackin' wise about our Mommas...
Hermes: I'm just glad my fat ugly Mama isn't around to see 'dis day...
Professor: Enough about your promiscious mother, Hermes... -------------------------------------------------
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FuturamaPac
Professor
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Fry: that doesn't look like an "L" attaul, unless you count in lowercase. Bender: You know we don't! *slaps Fry*
^I don't get that but...^
Bender: Fry, how could you be so naive, he was joking, get it? Fry: ...No Bender: That's what makes it so funny! Haha! Alright he wasn't joking now shut up and follow me.
Fry: Ow! It's hot! The butter in my pocket is melting!
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Bendersfan1221
Space Pope
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« Reply #287 on: 03-17-2007 11:41 »
« Last Edit on: 03-17-2007 11:41 »
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Captain Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch. Kif Kroker: I'll get the powder, sir.
Leela: Oh, Fry. All this time you've had this incredible gift and I never knew. I've been a fool. A fully-justified, prudent fool. They're so cold. Robot Devil: And yet hell is so hot! Can I have my hands back now? Fry: No! Robot Devil: You're not nice!
Zoidberg: Yes you can! The beauty was in your heart, not your hands. The music's bad and you should feel bad.
Bender 1: I'm not sad because I finally found someone as great as me. It's like I always say, "Make new friends and keep the old. One is silver--" Bender A: "And the other's gold."
Bender 1: Oh, this is awful. Somewhere there's a Bender more evil than me. I do my best, damnit!
Bender A: That explains fruity here! I tossed a coin to pick my finish. Fog hat grey! Bender 1: Hey! Bite my glorious golden ass!
Bender A: I've got my eye on you, boy! Bender 1: Don't even think about it, lunch-pail! You'd be dead before you hit the ground. Bender A: Good point. Whattya say we just hit a strip joint? Bender 1: I was waitin' for one of us to say that! Bender A, you're a prince among robots. Can you forgive me for distrusting you?
Bender: Today, I've personalised each of your meals. For example, Amy, you're cute, so I baked you a pony. Come on! Eat! I slaved all day over a filthy stove.
Bender: But the true Zen of flavour is not found in a coliseum. It is found in a small kitchen, with friends. That is why I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept only the lesser title of "Zinc Saucier", which I just made up. Also, it comes with double prize money.
Zoidberg: Host-man! Host-woman! I'm having a wonderful time! Mr. Wong: You here five hours and already you tear up couch, draw moustache on priceless painting and fill pool with brine shrimp. Zoidberg: Not bad for a city boy, huh? By the way, I took the liberty of fertilising your caviar.
Yeah I know lots of Bender's stuff but he's the greatest.
Zoidberg: Mom! Dad! Don't ask me to choose! Amy: They're not your parents, I'm not your sister and that's not your golf cart.
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ZoidBender
Crustacean
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Ok, there's a lot of great quotes, obviously, but my all time favorite would have to be:
Fry:[talking to Hermes]"Jamaica?! I thought you were some sort of outer space potato man!"
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HipNoJoe
Bending Unit
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Originally posted by Volksdragon:Monique: "Calculon?! But I thought you were-" Calculon: "Egyptian?" That's my favorite one-word quote. Zapp's delivery puts all of his lines high on my list, but two of my all-time favorites are from Lrrr: "Dude, my hands are huge!" and "Oh, no, no. I'm just some guy ... ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!"
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Post-O-Matic
Crustacean
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zapp: "Have the boy lay out my formal shorts." kif: "The boy, sir?" zapp: "You! You lay out my formal shorts!"
So degrading. Not really my favorite quote, since they've all been said in this thread.
My god, Futurama is brilliant. There're like 10 quotes or more per episode that are LOL-worthy.
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40megafonzies
Crustacean
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just one of many
Bender to People In Room: Get a room you two! People In Room: We're in a room! Bender: Then lose some weight!
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Jaaaayr
Crustacean
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im not sure if this has been posted but.."hey scruffy what are you going to do with your 300 dollars?" scruffy,"ima get me a new hair cut, old ones losing its pazaz." =]
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SirNuke
Poppler
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Hermes: "Without machines, who will feed us and cloth us and compose our Smooth Jazz!?"
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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Really? You think? You think maybe I ought to use these clamps, which I use every day, at every opportunity? YOU'RE A FREAKIN' GENIUS, YOU IDIOT!
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ShannyLoveFry
Poppler
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Originally posted by mpbx3003: one word: "Gracias." Also,the Zapp line: "We both know you won't make it halfway to Vergon 6 before the craving sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet sweet candy...Bam!" Zapp is too funny...love this quote!
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ShannyLoveFry
Poppler
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Originally posted by x-number1fan-x: Michelle: Fry is it really you? Fry: I dont know is it really you? Michelle: What do you mean you don't know, are you or not? Fry: Who wants to know? Michelle: Ohh Fry it is you!
what episode is this from, it driving me nutty
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Frisco17
DOOP Secretary
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1. Fry: Of course I've been up all night but it wasn't from caffine it was insomnia, I couldn't stop thinking about coffee, I need a nap.....COFFEE TIME! (And the whole coffee thing in general)
2. Zoidberg: And I'm his friend Jesus!.....I help those who help themselves.
3. Leela: Good. Let me just turn out the lights. Fry: AAAHHHH......I REALY like it.
4. Leela: Let's take the day off and do everything Fry's always wanted to do. Fry:Everything? Leela: Except that.
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FuturamaPac
Professor
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Leela: You just assume I can't get a date. Fry: So... shall we say... 8 o'clock?
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Bob2884
Poppler
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Dr. Zoidberg: "Oh no! I'm coming downnn!"
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RexSand
Crustacean
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Don't know how many of you have actully seen the deleted scenes from the Futurama series but in the episode Roswell That Ends Well. There is an awesome deleted scene in which right as Fry is walking in to the military base this occurs.
Gaurd= Halt whats that in your hands?
Fry= Oh this its a communist detector.
"holds Benders head up to to the gaurd"
Bender= Beep beep beep beep
"gaurd gets scared"
Gaurd= Just cause I hangout in coffee shops dosent make me a communist
"runs away crying"
end scene
Its so funny
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tunni7
Crustacean
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ha every quote you read makes you think of more quotes!! or htat might be just me? anyone remember the quote from season one when frys getting his medical for plaent express when he insults zoidbergs mum? .. i lost my first dvd goign to have to rebuy
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ShadowJoker
Crustacean
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Is it this one?
Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, nononono, not that mouth." Fry: I only have one. Zoidberg: Really? Fry: Uh...is there a human doctor around? Zoidberg: Young lady! I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say... (warbling noise) Fry: Uh..(clears throat and does his best imitation) Zoidberg: What! My mother was a saint!!! Get out!
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tunni7
Crustacean
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Originally posted by ShadowJoker: Is it this one?
Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, nononono, not that mouth." Fry: I only have one. Zoidberg: Really? Fry: Uh...is there a human doctor around? Zoidberg: Young lady! I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say... (warbling noise) Fry: Uh..(clears throat and does his best imitation) Zoidberg: What! My mother was a saint!!! Get out! HA yeh was looking forward to someone trying to spell warbling noise but thats the quote !! ha super funny
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