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scruffyconrad

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« Reply #280 on: 02-27-2007 02:47 »

1."Scruffy's rollin out a large pill"
2."Hey bite my glorious golden ass"
3."O..Wow its like that drug trip I saw in that movie when i was on that drug trip"
ZoidFryLeelaAmy
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« Reply #281 on: 02-27-2007 03:15 »

1: WORDS! Nothing but Sweet Sweet words that turn to bitter orange wax in my ears!
2: Shove a bastard in it you crap!
futurefreak

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« Reply #282 on: 02-27-2007 04:25 »

can't designate a favorite because there are many, many i enjoy profoundly. among the top though are

"what smells like blue?"
"did everything just taste purple for a second?"
MaNBoT

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« Reply #283 on: 02-27-2007 06:03 »

I cant just choose one but these are some of my favourite lines, I got more but it would fill this whole thread.

Zapp: [on TV] Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill, I haven't met him and killed him yet. But I can't go it alone. That's why I'm ordering every available ship to report for duty. Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air
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Zapp: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well-made bed. You will practise until you can make your bed in your sleep.

Fry: You mean while I'm sleeping in it?

Zapp: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier. Not with all the bed-making you'll be doing.
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Zap: The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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Leela: But you're a robot, you don't even have a sense of taste.

Bender: I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top!

Fry: BAM!
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Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
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Leela: Didn't you have ads in the 21st century?"

Fry: Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts, and bananas and written on the sky. But not in dreams, no siree.
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Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker
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Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan.

Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan?

Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths.

Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him?
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Leela: I don't know what you did, Fry, but now all the planets in the galaxy are gonna be crackin' wise about our Mommas...

Hermes: I'm just glad my fat ugly Mama isn't around to see 'dis day...

Professor: Enough about your promiscious mother, Hermes...
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PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #284 on: 02-27-2007 12:44 »

Ive always loved...

Fry: Bender, where's your bathroom?
Bender: Bath-what?
Fry: Bathroom?
Bender: What-room?
Fry: Bathroom
Bender: What-what?
Fry: Oh, never mind.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #285 on: 03-16-2007 19:05 »
« Last Edit on: 03-16-2007 19:05 »

Bender: Banditos eh? Aw this is great! 'Cause I happen to have a flawless Spanish accent! I will say adios Padre! Come Jesus ye faithful. Tonight we eat...guacamole by the El Rio!

Zoidberg: Yes you can. The beauty was in your heart, not your hands.  The music's bad and you should feel bad.

Bender: Oh God, I'm not gonna get my medals! They're all I have to remember my Olympic career.  Wait, I've got it! Professor, make a woman out of me!
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #286 on: 03-17-2007 02:01 »

Fry: that doesn't look like an "L" attaul, unless you count in lowercase.
Bender: You know we don't! *slaps Fry*

^I don't get that but...^

Bender: Fry, how could you be so naive, he was joking, get it?
Fry: ...No
Bender: That's what makes it so funny! Haha! Alright he wasn't joking now shut up and follow me.

Fry: Ow! It's hot! The butter in my pocket is melting!
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #287 on: 03-17-2007 11:41 »
« Last Edit on: 03-17-2007 11:41 »

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch.
Kif Kroker: I'll get the powder, sir.

Leela: Oh, Fry. All this time you've had this incredible gift and I never knew. I've been a fool. A fully-justified, prudent fool. They're so cold.
Robot Devil: And yet hell is so hot! Can I have my hands back now?
Fry: No!
Robot Devil: You're not nice!

Zoidberg: Yes you can! The beauty was in your heart, not your hands. The music's bad and you should feel bad.

Bender 1: I'm not sad because I finally found someone as great as me. It's like I always say, "Make new friends and keep the old. One is silver--"
Bender A: "And the other's gold."

Bender 1: Oh, this is awful. Somewhere there's a Bender more evil than me. I do my best, damnit!

Bender A: That explains fruity here! I tossed a coin to pick my finish. Fog hat grey!
Bender 1: Hey! Bite my glorious golden ass!

Bender A: I've got my eye on you, boy!
Bender 1: Don't even think about it, lunch-pail! You'd be dead before you hit the ground.
Bender A: Good point. Whattya say we just hit a strip joint?
Bender 1: I was waitin' for one of us to say that! Bender A, you're a prince among robots. Can you forgive me for distrusting you?

Bender: Today, I've personalised each of your meals. For example, Amy, you're cute, so I baked you a pony. Come on! Eat! I slaved all day over a filthy stove.

Bender: But the true Zen of flavour is not found in a coliseum. It is found in a small kitchen, with friends. That is why I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept only the lesser title of "Zinc Saucier", which I just made up. Also, it comes with double prize money.

Zoidberg: Host-man! Host-woman! I'm having a wonderful time!
Mr. Wong: You here five hours and already you tear up couch, draw moustache on priceless painting and fill pool with brine shrimp.
Zoidberg: Not bad for a city boy, huh? By the way, I took the liberty of fertilising your caviar.

Yeah I know lots of Bender's stuff but he's the greatest.

Zoidberg: Mom! Dad! Don't ask me to choose!
Amy: They're not your parents, I'm not your sister and that's not your golf cart.

Zim- Why is there bacon in the soap?!?!

Gir- I made it myself!
ZoidBender

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« Reply #288 on: 03-17-2007 14:41 »

Ok, there's a lot of great quotes, obviously, but my all time favorite would have to be:

Fry:[talking to Hermes]"Jamaica?! I thought you were some sort of outer space potato man!"
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #289 on: 03-17-2007 16:29 »

I love, not for they funny factor but for the momorable & sweet factor, "Here lies Philip J Fry, Named for his uncle, To carry on his spirit."

That ep still makes me cry damit.
Volksdragon

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« Reply #290 on: 03-18-2007 16:36 »

They've probably all been said, but.

Scruffy: "Scruffy's Rollin' out a large pill."

Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Doo, we've got a friendly warning for you. Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dasis, the secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis."

Leela : "Hey, what's behind that door?"
Glurmo: "Nothing!"
Leela : "Is it the secret ingredient?"
Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient."
Bender: "Ok, ok. We get the point."
Leela: "I was just curious because of the armed guards."
Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Darmed Guards ..."


Kif: "I-I-I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."

Brain: "Yes! The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!"

Fry: "I didn't ask you for a completly reasonable excuse, I asked you to get busy!"

Fry: "Isn't this the machine that makes fake noses?"
Professor: "It can do other things! Why shouldn't it?"

Insane Asylum Robot: "CHANGE PLACES!"

Leela: "Impressive, they're busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate."
Bender: "I believe that qualifies as ill...at least from a technical standpoint."

Professor: "We're not watching it again! Ask something less stupid!"

Lrrr: "Tremble in fear of our three different kinds of ships!"

Bender: "Allo.. what's all this then?"

And when Zoidberg bursts out crying like a baby in Kif Gets Knocked up a Notch.
Not exactly a quote but hilarious nonetheless.

What? Too many quotes you say? I say there aren't too many quotes enough!

FIZZLE

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« Reply #291 on: 03-18-2007 20:55 »

Check my signature!   flirt

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun???
-Philip J. Fry
Volksdragon

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« Reply #292 on: 03-19-2007 14:56 »
« Last Edit on: 03-19-2007 14:56 »

Oh! Let's not forget

Cubert: "Hey Dad, bite my shiny metal ass!"
Farnsworth: "What? Such an act would be most uncomfortable for both of us!"

Also,

Monique: "Calculon?! But I thought you were-"
Calculon: "Egyptian?"
HipNoJoe
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« Reply #293 on: 03-23-2007 21:19 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Volksdragon:Monique: "Calculon?! But I thought you were-"
Calculon: "Egyptian?"
That's my favorite one-word quote.

Zapp's delivery puts all of his lines high on my list, but two of my all-time favorites are from Lrrr:
"Dude, my hands are huge!"
and
"Oh, no, no. I'm just some guy ... ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!"
milksong

Bending Unit
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« Reply #294 on: 03-23-2007 22:26 »
« Last Edit on: 03-23-2007 22:26 »

i'm too lazy to go through and read every post, so i hope no one else has said this.

zapp at the opera: "brave-o! en-core!"

[edit]  haha, OH, i almost forgot:

fry: what really killed the dinosaurs?
brain: MEEEEEE!!!!

Post-O-Matic

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« Reply #295 on: 03-24-2007 07:03 »

zapp: "Have the boy lay out my formal shorts."
kif: "The boy, sir?"
zapp: "You! You lay out my formal shorts!"

So degrading. Not really my favorite quote, since they've all been said in this thread.

My god, Futurama is brilliant. There're like 10 quotes or more per episode that are LOL-worthy.
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #296 on: 03-24-2007 07:06 »

Bender: "Phillip!"
WAVer

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« Reply #297 on: 03-24-2007 08:14 »

This is my favorite... So tough it out, people!   hmpf

Leela: I've been a fool.. A fully justified, prudent fool..
Cleansingfire

Bending Unit
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« Reply #298 on: 03-27-2007 11:43 »

Professor: Dirt doesn't need luck!

Professor: PROFESSOR. LAVA. HOT!

Zapp: If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Zoidberg: J'accuse!

Zoidberg: You've seen me naked?

Adlai: On the other hand, the children bring up a good point. She does have an ear on her face.
40megafonzies

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« Reply #299 on: 03-28-2007 02:54 »

just one of many

Bender to People In Room: Get a room you two!
People In Room: We're in a room!
Bender: Then lose some weight!
Jaaaayr

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« Reply #300 on: 03-28-2007 10:37 »

im not sure if this has been posted but.."hey scruffy what are you going to do with your 300 dollars?" scruffy,"ima get me a new hair cut, old ones losing its pazaz." =]
fryandlemon

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« Reply #301 on: 03-31-2007 23:51 »

"I could fit it I didn't have these damn arms!"
*starts biting them*

Fry: I've got an idea! -
Leela: - I've got a better idea.
Unregistered

Bending Unit
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« Reply #302 on: 04-15-2007 00:15 »

Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
SirNuke
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« Reply #303 on: 04-15-2007 08:11 »

Hermes: "Without machines, who will feed us and cloth us and compose our Smooth Jazz!?"
Xanfor

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« Reply #304 on: 04-15-2007 09:22 »

Really? You think? You think maybe I ought to use these clamps, which I use every day, at every opportunity? YOU'RE A FREAKIN' GENIUS, YOU IDIOT!

ShannyLoveFry

Poppler
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« Reply #305 on: 04-16-2007 16:42 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by mpbx3003:
one word: "Gracias."
Also,the Zapp line: "We both know you won't make it halfway to Vergon 6 before the craving sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet sweet candy...Bam!"

Zapp is too funny...love this quote!

ShannyLoveFry

Poppler
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« Reply #306 on: 04-16-2007 16:58 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by x-number1fan-x:
Michelle: Fry is it really you?
Fry: I dont know is it really you?
Michelle: What do you mean you don't know, are you or not?
Fry: Who wants to know?
Michelle: Ohh Fry it is you!


what episode is this from, it driving me nutty
DanSonOfJacob

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« Reply #307 on: 04-17-2007 22:11 »

^ Why "The Cryonic Woman" of course

Fry:  You know what sucks about being a slave?  They make you work but they don't pay you or let you go. 
Frisco17

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« Reply #308 on: 04-26-2007 10:20 »

1. Fry: Of course I've been up all night but it wasn't from caffine it was insomnia, I couldn't stop thinking about coffee, I need a nap.....COFFEE TIME! (And the whole coffee thing in general)

2. Zoidberg: And I'm his friend Jesus!.....I help those who help themselves.

3. Leela: Good. Let me just turn out the lights.
   Fry: AAAHHHH......I REALY like it.

4. Leela: Let's take the day off and do everything Fry's always wanted to do.
   Fry:Everything?
   Leela: Except that.
FuturamaPac

Professor
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« Reply #309 on: 04-26-2007 10:23 »

Leela: You just assume I can't get a date.
Fry: So... shall we say... 8 o'clock?
Bob2884
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« Reply #310 on: 05-01-2007 02:59 »

Dr. Zoidberg: "Oh no!  I'm coming downnn!"
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #311 on: 05-01-2007 14:35 »

Zoidberg: Yes you can! The beauty was in your heart, not your hands.
[Music]
Zoidberg: The music's bad and you should feel bad.
RexSand

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« Reply #312 on: 05-16-2007 22:55 »
« Last Edit on: 05-16-2007 22:55 »

In the episode Roswell that ends well. When Professor Fonsworth and Leela are sitting in the Diner talking about how life is going to be now that there stuck in the 40's

Prof Fonsworth= Were going to have to suffer though the horrible music of the Big Bopper and the tragedy of his death.

That was awesome
Frobot

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« Reply #313 on: 05-17-2007 00:03 »

god its hard to decide that one RexSand said is pretty awesome

tunni7

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« Reply #314 on: 05-18-2007 19:20 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by d12drepmm: Kif: Uh... Uh... You know Amy, I Find The most erotic part of a woman is the boobies...

ha when zapp repeats it to the amazonian

  flirt
RexSand

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« Reply #315 on: 05-20-2007 12:45 »

Don't know how many of you have actully seen the deleted scenes from the Futurama series but in the episode Roswell That Ends Well. There is an awesome deleted scene in which right as Fry is walking in to the military base this occurs.

Gaurd= Halt whats that in your hands?

Fry= Oh this its a communist detector.

"holds Benders head up to to the gaurd"

Bender= Beep beep beep beep

"gaurd gets scared"

Gaurd= Just cause I hangout in coffee shops dosent make me a communist

"runs away crying"

end scene

Its so funny
ShadowJoker

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« Reply #316 on: 05-20-2007 14:18 »
« Last Edit on: 05-20-2007 14:18 »

My favourite scene from *Mars University*.

Fry: I'm a certified college dropout.
Leela: Please... Everyone knows 20th century colleges were basically expensive day care centers.
Farnsworth: That's true. By current academic standards, you're merely a high school dropout.
Fry: What?! That's not fair. I deserve the same respect any other college dropout gets. By God, I'm going to enroll here at Mars University and drop out all over again!
Leela: You won't last 2 weeks!
Fry: Oh, thanks for believing in me.
tunni7

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« Reply #317 on: 05-20-2007 14:23 »

ha every quote you read makes you think of more quotes!! or htat might be just me? anyone remember the quote from season one when frys getting his medical for plaent express when he insults zoidbergs mum? .. i lost my first dvd  frown goign to have to rebuy
ShadowJoker

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« Reply #318 on: 05-20-2007 14:52 »

Is it this one?

Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, nononono, not that mouth."
Fry: I only have one.
Zoidberg: Really?
Fry: Uh...is there a human doctor around?
Zoidberg: Young lady! I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say... (warbling noise)
Fry: Uh..(clears throat and does his best imitation)
Zoidberg: What! My mother was a saint!!! Get out!
tunni7

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« Reply #319 on: 05-20-2007 17:36 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by ShadowJoker:
Is it this one?

Zoidberg: Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, nononono, not that mouth."
Fry: I only have one.
Zoidberg: Really?
Fry: Uh...is there a human doctor around?
Zoidberg: Young lady! I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say... (warbling noise)
Fry: Uh..(clears throat and does his best imitation)
Zoidberg: What! My mother was a saint!!! Get out!

HA yeh was looking forward to someone trying to spell warbling noise but thats the quote !! ha super funny
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