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Fry7

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« Reply #240 on: 12-03-2006 17:46 »
« Last Edit on: 12-11-2006 00:00 »

Wooden Bender: Bite my splintery wooden ass!
fryandlemon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #241 on: 12-06-2006 01:13 »

I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind me that's he's really dead!  That'll prove I'm not insane!
Fry7

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #242 on: 12-06-2006 12:22 »
« Last Edit on: 01-05-2007 00:00 »

Of course he still exists, as a frozen corpse in outer space.[laughs]
Oh, I made myself sad.
Fry7

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #243 on: 12-07-2006 10:54 »

In my experience, boxes are usually empty.
Or maybe with a little cheese stuck to the top.
And one time, pepperoni!
What a day that was!
[screams] Gimme the box!
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #244 on: 12-07-2006 17:23 »

When we're together in here baby, time will stand still.


Pfft, a female leader?
Fry, shut up.
Yes Captain.

Attention New New Yorkers! Stop acting so stupid!
Cyan60

Crustacean
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« Reply #245 on: 12-07-2006 21:28 »

"It's just like that drug trip while i was on that drug trip"
"Compare your life to mine then kill yourself"
" I could beat you with a led pipe till you think thats what happend.... or did I?"
Fry7

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #246 on: 12-11-2006 15:15 »

Let's all ask each other, that'll solve this problem.
Electerik

Starship Captain
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« Reply #247 on: 12-19-2006 12:00 »

"My lead pipe hurts a little."

"Or a guy that burns down a bar for the insurance money!" - "Yes, if he makes it look like an electrical thing."

"...far be it for me to question your stupid civilization or its dumb customs...."

Hello all.
Fry7

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #248 on: 12-19-2006 19:45 »

Farnsworth:[shouting]Bunk! Bunk I say! Bring me a bag full of Bigfoot's droppings or shut up!

Ranger Park:[holding up a bag]I have the droppings of someone who saw Bigfoot.

Farnsworth:Shut up!
Unlucky13

Starship Captain
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« Reply #249 on: 12-19-2006 21:19 »

"Get it? It's chlorine!" ... "It's funny cuz it's poisonous!"

"Sir you forget yourself... SHUT UP!"

"Leela cried for her lost love as Fry lay dead under the bookcase"

"The Big Brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now i am leaving Earth for no raisin!"

"..all living things, big or small..." ... "IN THIS CASE SMALL!"

fryismyhero

Bending Unit
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« Reply #250 on: 12-20-2006 03:46 »

'This Wangs Chung!'

Best.  Quote.  Ever.
Nicky boy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #251 on: 12-20-2006 10:18 »

bender: your mama
(bender laughs)
the fog eats him and then spits himout.
bender:im back baby
DJ_JB

Crustacean
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« Reply #252 on: 12-20-2006 13:14 »

I have to many favorites but these are the ones that I'm sure made me laugh & shoot beer outta my nose.

Zoidberg: "Well, I have a lot of experience telling patients bad news. So let me break it to him gently... Fry! You have no nose! Your nose is gone! You have no nose on your face! Where it is, I can't say, but on your face it's not!!!"

Mom: "Jam a bastard in it, you crap!!!"

That Guy: Doing the safety dance song... "Duh Duh Dun Dun Duh Duh Dun Dun"

Professor: "Listen this is gonna be one hell of a bowl movement, afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left!"

Leela: "Monday monkey lives for the weekend, sir."

Nixon: "Remember what the doormouse said, Feed your head!!! I'm meeting you halfway, you stupid hippies!"

Fry:  "Why couldn't she be the other kind of Mermaid? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom!!!!"

Bender: "9, 10, a big fat hen.  The name's Bender."
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #253 on: 12-20-2006 13:19 »

Gender Bender: I'm a real toughie.
Fry7

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #254 on: 12-20-2006 13:27 »

Bender: You know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortunes.
[Bender laughs at Fry's misfortune]
Zoidberg PhD

Crustacean
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« Reply #255 on: 12-21-2006 11:06 »
« Last Edit on: 12-21-2006 11:06 »

ZAPP: Kif--have the boy lay out my formal shorts.
KIF: 'The boy', sir?
ZAPP: YOU--you lay out my formal shorts.


PROF: Who are those awful little people?
SLUG: Those are the grunkalungas!
PROF: Tell them I hate them.

FREE WTFL JR: You can't own land, man!
PROF: Well I can--but thats because I'm not a penniless hippie.


SonicPanther

Professor
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« Reply #256 on: 12-21-2006 14:10 »
« Last Edit on: 12-21-2006 14:10 »

"So... I can never die?"
"Who said that? You can die!" *pulls out bat* "You want to die?"

That one gets me laughing whenever I hear it
Zoidberg PhD

Crustacean
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« Reply #257 on: 12-21-2006 20:11 »

LEELA: I'm a virgin.
MUTANT: Yea right-we've all seen Zapp Brannigan's website.
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #258 on: 12-21-2006 20:34 »

Fry: Hey! Wait a minute Bender's name isn't Bonder it's Bender!
That cracks me up every time.
HipNoJoe
Bending Unit
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« Reply #259 on: 01-03-2007 22:32 »

Bender: 9, 10 a big fat hen. [He takes a puff of his cigar.] The name's Bender.

Calculon: Egyptian?
I just love the non sequiters; the ones that make me say "Why the F am I laughing so hard?!
rockafeller
Crustacean
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« Reply #260 on: 01-04-2007 04:36 »

Bender : Life is hilariously cruel
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #261 on: 01-04-2007 12:08 »
« Last Edit on: 01-09-2007 00:00 »

1)Bender from universe "B": Bite my glorious golden *ss!
2)Bender: ...like the time i gave blood
  Leela: Whose blood?
  Bender: Some guy's
3)Fry as he's being abducted: Why does your vanity plate say "probe1"
4)The episode where bender is sentenced to death because he is taking santa's role on Christmas.  When the real santa shows up, the executioner shout, "Help me, Jesus!"  Zoidberg, who is dressed to look like Jesus shouts back, "I help those who help themselves!" And he runs away. 
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #262 on: 01-04-2007 12:14 »

banana flavoured energy bars made from tofu
Fry7

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #263 on: 01-04-2007 14:35 »

"Great Shatner's ghost!"
Bender738

Crustacean
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« Reply #264 on: 01-04-2007 22:43 »
« Last Edit on: 01-04-2007 22:43 »

Bender: ''I'll tell you with my final breath. I came with a simple dream a dream of killing all humans.. And this is how it must end? Who's the real seven-billion-ton robot monster here? Not...i. Not... i.'' Bender gasps then dies.
  cry
40megafonzies

Crustacean
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« Reply #265 on: 01-05-2007 03:08 »

"I'll sell our children's organs to zoos, for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place." - Richard Nixon's Head
Fry7

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #266 on: 01-08-2007 13:15 »

"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #267 on: 01-08-2007 14:14 »

Bender: You're full of crap, Fry.
[Bender gets electrocuted]
Bender: You make a persuasive argument, Fry.

Bender: Fry, of all the friends Iíve had, youíre the first.

Fry: Oh man, this is great... Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus! Hahaha.
Leela: I don't get it.
Professor Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Professor Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Fry: No, no, I, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.

Robot Devil: Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

Robot Devil: Ah, Bender, this is a surprise. For you! Finding me in the refrigerator!
Bender: Yeah, but at least I don't have hiccups any more. What up?
Robot Devil: Oh. Well it so happens that I'm in the mood to make a deal with you.
Bender: Forget it. You can't tempt me.
Robot Devil: Really? There's nothing you want?
Bender: Hmm. I forgot you could tempt me with things I want.

Robot Devil: You know, I only put my name on there as a show of good faith for the other robots.
Fry: Stop being such a baby and chop my hands off!

But the best one EVER has got to be this:

Fry: My hands! My horrible, human hands! And what did you do to my nails?
Robot Devil (dryly): I cleaned them.


And yes, I know that most of these are from 'The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings'. It's my favourite episode.  smile



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Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #268 on: 01-08-2007 14:38 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Robot Devil: You know, I only put my name on there as a show of good faith for the other robots.
Fry: Stop being such a baby and chop my hands off!

Yeah,that one made me laughso hard that I fell out of the window.
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #269 on: 01-08-2007 14:56 »

Fry: Hey bender, it's that guy you are.

*There are better lines but that one immediately springs to mind.
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #270 on: 01-08-2007 17:36 »
« Last Edit on: 01-08-2007 17:36 »

Fry 1: One year later, I gave Leela a diamond scrunchie and we were married.

Fry A: One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!

Also from that episode:

The two Farnsworths are turning a nut on the Chandlier-mo-stat back and forth, dimming and brightening the lights. They stop.

Farnsworth 1: Well, that was pointless.
dawoodz
Starship Captain
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« Reply #271 on: 01-09-2007 10:58 »

I like the first bit of what you said, that is funny, especially the animation on fry's face.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #272 on: 01-09-2007 15:01 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Writer unit32:
 Yeah,that one made me laughso hard that I fell out of the window.

Occupational hazard of watching Futurama.
Trombonist

Starship Captain
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« Reply #273 on: 01-09-2007 21:14 »

In the episode where bender joins the religion of robotology, there is the "Robot Hell Bonanza."  That cracks me up every time i see/hear/smell it. 
Fry7

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #274 on: 01-09-2007 22:08 »
« Last Edit on: 01-09-2007 22:08 »

Here's a line from the Robot Devil I thought was pretty funny from The Devils Hands Are Idle Playthings.

Robot Devil: Hello, Fry[He cackles.] Just dropped by to make sure you're as happy with our little deal as I am.[He cracks and grabs Fry by his jacket.] Give me back my hands! These things are always touching me in places.
RobotDevilRox

Starship Captain
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« Reply #275 on: 01-10-2007 15:05 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Fry7:
Here's a line from the Robot Devil I thought was pretty funny from The Devils Hands Are Idle Playthings.

Robot Devil: Hello, Fry[He cackles.] Just dropped by to make sure you're as happy with our little deal as I am.[He cracks and grabs Fry by his jacket.] Give me back my hands! These things are always touching me in places.

Yeah, I love that one too.
I Scruffy I

Bending Unit
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« Reply #276 on: 01-10-2007 15:16 »

1.Professor: Tell them I hate them!

2.Nixon: Listen up you drugged-out communists!

3.Fry:I never told anyone, not even Scruffy.
Smarter Fry

Poppler
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« Reply #277 on: 01-12-2007 22:54 »

Script of "Amazon Women in the Mood"


                                     THOG
                        Here live vengeful, all-knowing leader.
                         She decide men's fate.
 
               
                                     FRY
                         Is she hot?

               
                                     THOG
                           That not important.She all-knowing.
 
                         
               
                                     FRY
                     In other words, "No".  Ow!
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #278 on: 01-13-2007 05:56 »

"here lies Philip J Fry, names for his uncle to carry on his spirt" - not funny but v...........ery sweet
power girl07

Bending Unit
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« Reply #279 on: 01-13-2007 11:22 »

I like the episode when the professor creates a machine that makes everyone sound like him.
Cubert: Good news everyone! I'm a horses butt!
professor: I am? That's not good news at all now quit bothering me you little scoundrels!
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