Absolutely favourite quote for Futurama

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Hookers- Bender we love you.
Bender- Shut up baby, I know it.

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I'll take the five hundred lizards! No...wait...yes. No! Yes! Yes! Yes! The parrot!
-Fry in the pet store (XMAS Story episode)

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for me it would definitely have to be the professor's quote from Roswell That Ends Well:

"Ooh a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!"

a close second is Fry's:

"People said I was dumb but I proved them!"

and Amy's:

"Fool me seven times shame on me. Fool me eight or more times, shame on you"

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"I will now take my leave. I live here so I wont actually be going anywhere but you wont have to talk to me anymore."
or at least thats my fav in that episode.

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"Leela, save me! And yourself I guess.  And my banjo. And Fry."

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From "Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch": "I will now take my leave. I live here so I wont actually be going anywhere, but you wont have to talk to me anymore."

Also, in "Spanish Fry", when Lrrr says he wants alot of melted butter with his bread, and Nd-Nd says: "Why don't you just inject some fat straight into your ass and cut out the middle man!"

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"you can't just have your charaters annonce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!!"

"if we hit the bulleye the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards, checkmate!"

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Nibbler: "It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibbler: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."
Fry: "So, I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
Nibbler: "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock."
*Nibblers shake heads*

Elzar: "And give it a blast from your spice-weasel. BAM!"

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Fry to Hermes
"I thought you were some sort of outta space potato man."

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I also like the noises Fry is making in Brannigan, Begin Again.

Fry:"Were gonna be all like *peow* *peow*
And there gonna be like *Argh Psheow*!
And then were gonna have pancakes to celebrate! And i'm gonna be all like *mmmwwrm, mrrwwrm* (pretending to eat pancakes)
The delivery in those lines were the best.

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I'm sure I'm not alone here...

Bender: "Bite my shiny metal ass"

If only I could use it in real life!

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"you can't have your charaters just annoce how they feel, That makes me feel angry!!!"

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"Cheese it!"

It may have only been in a few, but that's one fine 'Run away'-substitute.

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Fry: "heh heh heh also Wolfman" (also wolfman said really quickly with a troubled look on frys face)
That part always makes me laugh I just cant get enough of it!
from: A Pharaoh to remember

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Zapp- She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a bistro.

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It's actually from the futurama comics when fry says his dad would drink jack daniels and mr. pibb and curse Al Bundy for having the life he wanted

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"You're mama'a so fat she has high risk of diabetes and heart disease."

Bender - Futurama Comics - The Bender You Say

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It's hard to say, but among my faves of Fry are "Hey, What smells like..blue?!" and "The side that kicks your twisted metal @**

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Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient.
Fry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?
Leela: No, there's already a soda like that - Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh. How is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.

Every time I hear that line I laugh harder than the time before. It is the best written line in cartoon history.

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xD

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From Put Your Head On My Shoulder...

Fry: Amy, you know how at first you like chocolate but then you get tired of it because it always wants to hang out with you?

Amy: Huh? You don't like chocolate?

Fry: Look, could chocolate just let me finish?

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I like
Bender:Shove it
and,
Bender:Bite my shiny metal ass.
Fry:It dosen't look so shiny to me 

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That guy- There are two kinds of people out there.
Sharks and Sheep.
Anyone whos a sheep, you're fired.
zoidberg-which is one is the one people like to hug?
That Guy-Gutsy question, you're a shark.
Sharks are winners.
You know why? they don't look back
Cuz they don't have necks.
Necks are for sheep.
I am proud to be the shepard of this herd of sharks.

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My fav quote is in Anthology of interset I when zoidberg is talking and Fry says: (Yawn) I'm bored, ur boring Zoidberg, I'm gonna watch TV. I can't not laugh at that one.

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My favorite Zapp quote.

Branagain: Smith. Zapp Smith. Branagain.

So egotistical he can't lie about his name.
 

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anything that zap says is priceless
Zap: i didnt invent brannigenns law, i mearly enforce it

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Another 2 Zapp quotes I love.

Branagain: If there's an alian I can't kill I haven't met him and killed him yet.

Branagain: If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the domimos will fall like a house of cards. Chechmate.

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Farnsy "Go to hell Heather!"

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i got another one
Fry: one year later i got beat up by a guy named scrunchy and a neil diamond concert

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Fry: Bathroom!
Bender: What-what?

Fry (to the parrot): I know where you live!

Zoidberg: Aint got no cash, Aint got no style; women vomit when I smile; but does Zoidberg worry? Be happy!

Fry: Trees down!
Mechanical voice: Trees down!
Fry: Trees...up
Mechanical voice: Trees up!
(Fry gets buried under the snow)

Two Benders: Make new friends and keep the old. One is silver and the other's gold!

Farnsworth: Hermes don't press that button!
(Hermes thinks about it for a while.)
Hermes: OK.

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Zapp: (eating Popplers) these would go great with some guacamol.

Lrrr: STOP EATING OUR YOUNG!! AND ITS PRNOUNCED GUACOMOLE!

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Ndnd: It was your FIRST wife who liked lilacs!
Lrrr: She also liked to SHUT UP!

Fry: It is now time to ingest sandwiches from my compartment!

Fry: "Fear not, for I shall assist ye!"
Hermes: "Robots don't say 'ye'!"
Fry: "Relax, mammal! My robotic software shall meet your calculatory needs. What is the meaning of this symbol?"
Hermes: "That's a plus sign, you pointy-haired loony! Quit thinking you're a robot!"
Fry: "I'll show ye!"

Fry: "I'm real sorry I missed the mission. I wasn't there and you might've needed me."
Bender: "Nope!"
Fry: "But if I'd been there, I -"
Bender: "Nope!"
Fry: "Look -"
Bender: "Nope!"
Fry: "Bender's great!"
Bender: "Nope! D'oh."
Fry: "Listen, Leela. Let me make it up by taking you out for dinner tonight."
Leela: "Nope!"

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i just keep comin up with more i like
fry: he didnt even try to second degree murder me

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Professor Farnsworth: I would never do such a thing, unless you were already having being going to do that.

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"I'll be whatever I wanna do!"-Fry
"Have my years of wild hedonism finaly caught up on me!?"-Leela
"It's like me dating a really fat lady!And living in her!And she'll be all like *whoosh whooosh*!"-Fry in Love and Rocket

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Fry: Amy, you know how at first you like chocolate, but then you get tired of it because it always wants to hang out with you?

Amy: What, you don't like chocolate?

Fry: Look, could chocolate just let me finish?

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Leela:Bender,please be quiet!
Bender:No,you shut up!

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I don't know if these have been mentioned, but I feel like every line of Futurama has probably been recited many times here. 

at this moment my fav. quotes are

Leela: "Guys who call too much are the worst...I bet"

2 from Fry:
"I'm bored.  You're boring, Zoidberg"

"That's a stupid animal!  You're stupid!"

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Michelle: Fry is it really you?
Fry: I dont know is it really you?
Michelle: What do you mean you don't know, are you or not?
Fry: Who wants to know?
Michelle: Ohh Fry it is you!

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Professor Farnsworth: Oh, I've been as dumb as fry.

Fry: Am not.