omg gosh futurama is sooo funny i have lot tons of fav quotes
here are some of them:
[Fry, Bender, Zapp, and Kif have been captured by Amazons]
Femputer: After lengthy femputations, I, Femputer, have decided the fate of the men. Femputer sentences them to death...
Femputer: by snu-snu.
Fry, Zapp, Bender: Yeah. Woo-hoo.
[Kif starts sobbing]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: [to Kif] What are you? Gay?
[Bender and Fry in Benders apartment]
Bender: [while sleeping] Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill all hu...
Fry: [shakes him] Bender wake up.
Bender: I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.
Fry: Listen, Bender, uh... where's your bathroom?
Bender: What room?
Bender: What what?
Fry: Aaah, never mind.
[Bender shuts himself down to sleep, Fry lies on the floor]
Bender: [while sleeping] Hey, sexy mama... Wanna kill all humans?
C'mon guys, tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999... again.
Bender: I think I got whiplash.
Leela: You can't have whiplash, you don't even have a neck.
Bender: I meant ass whiplash!
Bender: Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!
Bender: Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long...
Fry: It's okay Bender, I like cooking too.
i have a lot more 2! got futurama?!!!