zomit
Starship Captain
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« Reply #120 on: 05-23-2004 06:43 »
« Last Edit on: 05-23-2004 06:43 »
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Bender: "Oh yeah, this plot makes total sense. Wink wink." Zoidberg: "Bender, you just said 'wink wink' out loud." Bender: "No I didn't. Raise middle finger." -That's Lobstertainment! TOTPD!
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Heavenly Stench
Crustacean
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"actually she wasn't my girlfriend. she just lived across the street and never closed her curtains."
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gem
Crustacean
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« Reply #124 on: 05-24-2004 16:45 »
« Last Edit on: 05-24-2004 16:45 »
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Bender: Fry, I'm sorry. I should've understood how someone can love an inferior creature. Because I love you. Not in the way the ancient Greeks. But in the way a robot loves a human. A human loves a dog. And occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.
Bender: Hey. Yeah! I could write a song. With real words, not phony ones like 'odeley'. Beck: 'Odeley' is a real word. Just look it up in the Becktionary.
Fry: It's like a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up.
Dwight: I heard alcohol makes you stupid. Fry: No I'm ... doesn't...
Planet Express Ship: No one loves you because you're tiny and made of meat.
Zoidberg: Friends, help! A guinea pig tricked me!
Oooh ooh, just remembered Mom: Crapspackle!
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gem
Crustacean
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« Reply #126 on: 05-25-2004 11:35 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2004 11:35 »
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Thank you!
Also
Bender: Ow. I think I got whip lash. Leela: You can't have whip lash. You don't have a neck. Bender: I meant ass whip lash.
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davelipscombe
Crustacean
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"young man, you have the bravery of a hero. and breath as fresh as a summer ham." - war is the h word
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gem
Crustacean
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« Reply #130 on: 05-25-2004 12:39 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2004 12:39 »
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Oh yeah...
Fry: Now that you mention it, I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. I'll take the gills. Organ Man: Yes, gills. Then you don't need lungs anymore, right? Fry: Can't imagine why I would. Organ Man: Lie down on table. I take lungs now, gills come next week.
and
Bender: Today, I've personalized each of your meals. For example, Amy, you're cute. So I've baked you a pony.
------------------ You're the ruler of the galaxy! Show a little taste!
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Alee
Bending Unit
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Okay, so the poll is probably long closed (I just got here), but several of my all-time favorites are from Fry:
"Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?"
"Hey - when you look this good, you don't have to know anything."
"Make up some feelings and tell her you have them."
"You're better than normal, you're abnormal."
And of course, Bender gets some great lines:
"Hey, I got a busted ass here, I don't see anyone kissin' it!"
"Computer dating: It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase 'upside your head'."
"Interesting. No, wait, the other thing. Tedious."
"Hey, sexy mama...wanna kill all humans?"
"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me."
There really are too many to list, but those were the quotes that came readily to mind.
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gem
Crustacean
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Ah, the sticky and naked one. How remiss of me.
Female Newscaster: This is one day Mittens the kitten won't soon forget! *chuckles* Morbo: Hehehe. Kittens give Morbo gas.
Ignar: The man is going to touch Mommy?
You watched it... you can't unwatch it!
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zerocool
Poppler
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someone prolly said this, but i can tbe stuffed goin through em all
fry: "...these are just like sex, except im having it"
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Nixon: "Arrruuuuu!"
Short but sweet
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crazysfool
Crustacean
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I find the most erotic part of a women is the boobs
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M0le
Space Pope
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Welcome to PEEL, crazysfool! Fry: What if Bender were really giant? Leela: You idiot, we already saw that one. Fry: I know. I liked it, I wanna see it again! Farnsworth: We're not seeing it again, ask something less stupid! Fry: Alright, what if I never fell into the freezer-doodle and came to the future-thingy? Farnsworth: That question is less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
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nutjob_69
Crustacean
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the whole song in tale of two santas but especially ELVES: where getting very tired and we can't work any faster and where very very sorry BENDER:why u selfish little bastards do u want the kids to think that santas just a crummy empty handed jerk so shut your yaps and back 2 work.
FRY:if anyone want 2 tell me wats goin here i'll be in the lounge
ENVRIONMENTALIST:if u get cold hands just put them between your buttocks thats natures pocket LEELA:im going 2 look for bender ENVRIONMENTALIST:make sure he dosent pick your pocket.
FRY hey look its that guy you are
BENDER:not us no sir FRY:yes us ahuh sir
i could go on 4eva but insted i wont.
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Bushmeister
Professor
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Originally posted by Prince: Roberto: 'What's the matter Red....you scared!!?' It's the follow up to that which cracks me up: Fry: N..no.. Roberto: Noticeably? I'll say.
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Antipodean
Crustacean
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best quote ever? easy:
Zoidberg (talking to nurse): scalpel...bloodbucket....prie st....next patient
- War is the H-word
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CWD
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #153 on: 07-05-2004 23:10 »
« Last Edit on: 07-05-2004 23:10 »
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Too many to list, but for a sampling...
"My planet's embassy! They're paid to not kill me." -Zoidberg, "A Taste of Freedom"
"He wasn't actually talking about space travel; he was just using it as a metaphor for beating his wife!" -Fry, "The Series Has Landed" (probably not exactlty right)
"Fry, I'm going to rip out your swim bladder and show it to you!"
"Fry, it's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: Fatal or non-fatal?" -Both Zoidberg, "WMIBACIL?"
"The thoughts of others screech at them like the false laughter of a billion art-house movie patrons." -Nibbler, "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid"
"I'm back, baby." -Bender, various episodes
"Let's conservate." -Free Waterfall Sr. (I think), "The BirdBot of Ice-crataz"
"The jury is advised to disregard it's own testimony." -Some judge, can't remember which episode ("Brannigan, Begin Again"???)
"Fry, in order to get busy at maximum efficiency, I need a girl with a big ol' four-hundred ton booty." -Bender, "Love and Rocket"
Plus many others already mentioned by other people. I'll edit when I think of more.
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Shockwave04
Crustacean
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Roburto: " My porol officer said I have to get the upgrade to get my stabing knife back"
Futurama's not dead yet!!!
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Sika
Crustacean
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Farnsworth: Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why? Why? Why didn't I break his legs?
also: Satan! You owe me!
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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"Tremble in fear of our three different kinds of ships."--Lrrr, Anthology of Interest II
"Are you familiar with the old robot saying Does Not Compute?"--Bender, A Taste of Freedom
"Fry: That could be my beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. Bender: Oh, but you can! Though you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by devil, I mean Robot Devil. And by metaphorically I mean get your coat."--The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings
"You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!"--Robot Devil, The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings
"Goodos Bender. You got mangled, and now you're a singer. Both our dreams came true."--Hermes, Bending in the Wind
"Bender that was THE best 40 minutes washboard solo I've ever heard. The parts when I was awake blew my mind."--Beck, Bending in the Wind
That's just some. I like lots of the ones from Bending in the Wind, like the Becktionary quotes. These are just some I just remembered.
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