Best machine the profeser made and ones you would like to see

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Great Ideas such as the death clock the smell ascope, and his universall translater that only speaks a dead language, what do you think is the best and what would you like to see in the series? 

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Best - Planet Express ship

Like to see - Automatic spell-checker

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Ye I could use one of those, but I aint called smegged up for nothing

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That univelsell translater could be fun to see have a major role in a good episode...."a dead language"...french..`"It`s always those damned french people!"

hehe

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I'm shocked that nobody mentioned the Finglonger yet. Wait, did he invent that?

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You can see all his inventions on www.farnsworthlabs.com  but im sure you already know that, right?

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Yep. Stop killing the conversation. (im just joking, you're alright).

I'd like to see him finish the time machine! that would be awesome.

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he will finish it...I think...in the first ep of season 4....when they travel back in time...roswel, new mexico, "Area 51"

Muahahaha...!

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Actually, I thought I read that the Area 51 thing is caused by some nebula type space explosion or something wacky like that. But if that's the case, how the hell would they get back to 3002?

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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Like to see - Automatic spell-checker

I'd like to see something more practical. Like an automatic pronunciation checker.

"So, how about that nucular war?"

"Error - nucular. Please choose:
Nuclear
Nucleus
Neutral"

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It could be great if he invent a brain teacher.
Just plug it´on your head in 5 minutes each day and you dont have to go to school   

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That would be useful

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his best invention has to be the what if machine, hours of entertainment!

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Yeah right. That lousy machine isn't worth the gold it's made of.

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hmm.. id like to see some of the beautiful women he planned  no but actually im a big fan of the whatif machine, that's a real great one (what if this machine was made out of silver?)

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The see-through-object-thingy he had in the Slurm Factory episode was a practical one. I'd like one of those.

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knowledge stored in programmes ala the matrix, except less gruesome.

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they're all crap - i thought that that was the whole point?!?!?

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I'd like to start off by saying this is the very first time I've posted here.  And what an honour it is too 

But anyway, out of the ones I've seen (I'm in England with no sky or cable or digital, poor me) the Smelloscope seems to be one of the few reliable ones.  Although I'm not sure if I'd like to use it, god only knows what people leave on the things when they stick them up their nostrils... *shudders*

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welcome tempest - UK rocks

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it would be cool to see the professer make a bong

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What if machine must be one of the best ones! "you've watched! You cant un-watch it! Tales of INTEREST!"

Another great invention is that machine that makes the glow-in-the-dark noses. Big and pointless, sure, but really funny.

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My favorite inventions from the Professor are the basketball playing supermen, Universe boxes, and the What-If Machine.

I would like to see him invent something that makes skinny people look fat, and some waverunners that can float in the water. 

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Love the What-If machine; that would give cable or satellite TV a run for its money, wouldn't it? I also love the entertaining "Anthology" stories.

Nixorbo is right about the PE ship being great - other side of the universe and back in one week is hard to top, but the best has got to be the "universe in a box" trick. Lots of scientists have devised ideas or things that seem god-like, but that puts you right up there with God.

Now what I'd like to see Farsworth invent is something that could pluck me out of this universe and put me into his. That way, questions like "Would you rather date Amy or Leela" don't necessarily have to be hyothetical.

PS: Kurt, you have to explain this novel concept of a floating waverunner.

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Originally posted by scruffyconrad:
it would be cool to see the professer make a bong

What about a virtual bong, a machine that using electrical impulses or waves directed at the brain could induce any kind of altered state of consciousness, without the hazards of smoking, swallowing or injecting mind altering substances. Moreover the effect could be started or stopped at will, allowing you to get on with other shit, so you could be a stoner without being a complete waster!

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scruffy: Really? You bumped the thread for that? Have you concidered hitting your water pipe a little less? 

Well, don't hold your breath (heh) on farnsworth designing one, but would you settle for the students at MIT?

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the F-ray, now thats a good time haha

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The machine that turns robots into humans is pretty badass.

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Wow, bumping a six-year-old thread. Is that some sort of record?

Oh, look, there I am! So young... so naive.

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The professor's best invention was the box that contained a universe that contained our universe in a box.  What I'd like to see him invent is an explanation of how exactly that one worked.

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I bet it'd involve a number of really long, complicated words.

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I would have to agree that the finglonger and the what if machine are great and are two of my favorites, the third being the f-ray.  It would be good to see in real life the atomic super men basketball players vs the globe trotters, what an event. 

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the best- planet express ship or the dooms day devise

like to see- a cubert shooting machine

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The best is the thing that allows people to speak egsactly like the proffeser.

I'd like to see a hat that turns somebody into a random figure.

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The best: The fing-longer. Oh, and the what-if machine.

Nicky boy, I agree with you, a "cubert shooting machine" would be worthy of a nobel prize.

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Must be the Parallel Universal boxes. Good episode, that.

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Its hard to beat the Parallel universe in a box! The what if machine though has got to be a pretty close second....ohh and im forgetting was he not responsible for the basic prototype of the type of robot bender is.

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I know the professor didn't make it but I'd like to see Pitch-O-Mat 5000. Below is the closest aproximation.

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he could make it, anything is possible if you believe!!  and then he could build a race of atomic supermen to pit against such a machine.  They would of course have laser cannons grafted to their chests to hurt their enemies. 

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his best invention was the junk heap.