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Smegged Up

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« on: 09-13-2001 12:12 »

Great Ideas such as the death clock the smell ascope, and his universall translater that only speaks a dead language, what do you think is the best and what would you like to see in the series?  confused
Nixorbo

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« Reply #1 on: 09-13-2001 12:29 »

Best - Planet Express ship

Like to see - Automatic spell-checker
Smegged Up

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« Reply #2 on: 09-13-2001 12:57 »

Ye I could use one of those, but I aint called smegged up for nothing
DRH

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« Reply #3 on: 09-13-2001 13:48 »

That univelsell translater could be fun to see have a major role in a good episode...."a dead language"...french..`"It`s always those damned french people!"

hehe
Kryten

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« Reply #4 on: 09-13-2001 14:36 »

I'm shocked that nobody mentioned the Finglonger yet. Wait, did he invent that?

Mark

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« Reply #5 on: 09-13-2001 15:05 »

You can see all his inventions on www.farnsworthlabs.com  but im sure you already know that, right?
Chump

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« Reply #6 on: 09-13-2001 15:26 »

Yep. Stop killing the conversation. (im just joking, you're alright).

I'd like to see him finish the time machine! that would be awesome.
DRH

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« Reply #7 on: 09-13-2001 15:40 »
« Last Edit on: 09-13-2001 15:40 by Nixorbo »


Muahahaha...!
FishyJoe

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« Reply #8 on: 09-13-2001 20:04 »


FishyJoe

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« Reply #9 on: 09-13-2001 20:16 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Like to see - Automatic spell-checker

I'd like to see something more practical. Like an automatic pronunciation checker.

"So, how about that nucular war?"

"Error - nucular. Please choose:
Nuclear
Nucleus
Neutral"

SlasherZ

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« Reply #10 on: 09-15-2001 15:37 »
« Last Edit on: 09-15-2001 15:37 »

It could be great if he invent a brain teacher.
Just plug it´on your head in 5 minutes each day and you dont have to go to school   smile
Mark

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« Reply #11 on: 09-15-2001 16:03 »

That would be useful
diagnostic

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« Reply #12 on: 09-15-2001 16:23 »

his best invention has to be the what if machine, hours of entertainment!
FishyJoe

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« Reply #13 on: 09-15-2001 20:39 »

Yeah right. That lousy machine isn't worth the gold it's made of.
kiff

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« Reply #14 on: 09-17-2001 04:33 »

hmm.. id like to see some of the beautiful women he planned  smile no but actually im a big fan of the whatif machine, that's a real great one (what if this machine was made out of silver?)
Ricky

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« Reply #15 on: 09-17-2001 09:44 »

The see-through-object-thingy he had in the Slurm Factory episode was a practical one. I'd like one of those.
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #16 on: 09-18-2001 09:37 »

knowledge stored in programmes ala the matrix, except less gruesome.
flexo

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« Reply #17 on: 09-18-2001 11:28 »

they're all crap - i thought that that was the whole point?!?!?
Tempest

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« Reply #18 on: 09-18-2001 16:05 »

I'd like to start off by saying this is the very first time I've posted here.  And what an honour it is too  big grin

But anyway, out of the ones I've seen (I'm in England with no sky or cable or digital, poor me) the Smelloscope seems to be one of the few reliable ones.  Although I'm not sure if I'd like to use it, god only knows what people leave on the things when they stick them up their nostrils... *shudders*
flexo

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« Reply #19 on: 09-18-2001 16:13 »

welcome tempest - UK rocks
scruffyconrad

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« Reply #20 on: 09-08-2007 03:46 »

it would be cool to see the professer make a bong
El_Luxo

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« Reply #21 on: 09-08-2007 07:21 »
« Last Edit on: 09-08-2007 07:21 »

What if machine must be one of the best ones! "you've watched! You cant un-watch it! Tales of INTEREST!"

Another great invention is that machine that makes the glow-in-the-dark noses. Big and pointless, sure, but really funny.
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #22 on: 09-08-2007 18:37 »

My favorite inventions from the Professor are the basketball playing supermen, Universe boxes, and the What-If Machine.

I would like to see him invent something that makes skinny people look fat, and some waverunners that can float in the water. 
HipNoJoe
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« Reply #23 on: 09-09-2007 23:53 »
« Last Edit on: 09-09-2007 23:53 »

Love the What-If machine; that would give cable or satellite TV a run for its money, wouldn't it? I also love the entertaining "Anthology" stories.

Nixorbo is right about the PE ship being great - other side of the universe and back in one week is hard to top, but the best has got to be the "universe in a box" trick. Lots of scientists have devised ideas or things that seem god-like, but that puts you right up there with God.

Now what I'd like to see Farsworth invent is something that could pluck me out of this universe and put me into his. That way, questions like "Would you rather date Amy or Leela" don't necessarily have to be hyothetical.

PS: Kurt, you have to explain this novel concept of a floating waverunner.
gaschief

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« Reply #24 on: 09-10-2007 08:04 »
« Last Edit on: 09-10-2007 08:04 »

 
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Originally posted by scruffyconrad:
it would be cool to see the professer make a bong

What about a virtual bong, a machine that using electrical impulses or waves directed at the brain could induce any kind of altered state of consciousness, without the hazards of smoking, swallowing or injecting mind altering substances. Moreover the effect could be started or stopped at will, allowing you to get on with other shit, so you could be a stoner without being a complete waster!



Gaschief AKA Karl Marx on acid!
Gopher

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« Reply #25 on: 09-10-2007 12:14 »

scruffy: Really? You bumped the thread for that? Have you concidered hitting your water pipe a little less?  laff

Well, don't hold your breath (heh) on farnsworth designing one, but would you settle for the students at MIT?
Bigboysdontcry

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« Reply #26 on: 09-10-2007 21:15 »

the F-ray, now thats a good time haha
Thunder Chunky

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« Reply #27 on: 09-10-2007 23:40 »

The machine that turns robots into humans is pretty badass.
Kryten

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« Reply #28 on: 09-11-2007 22:20 »

Wow, bumping a six-year-old thread. Is that some sort of record?

Oh, look, there I am! So young... so naive.
canned eggs

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« Reply #29 on: 09-12-2007 17:28 »

The professor's best invention was the box that contained a universe that contained our universe in a box.  What I'd like to see him invent is an explanation of how exactly that one worked.
Kryten

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« Reply #30 on: 09-16-2007 03:29 »

I bet it'd involve a number of really long, complicated words.
The Mullet

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« Reply #31 on: 09-19-2007 21:42 »

I would have to agree that the finglonger and the what if machine are great and are two of my favorites, the third being the f-ray.  It would be good to see in real life the atomic super men basketball players vs the globe trotters, what an event. 
Nicky boy

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« Reply #32 on: 09-21-2007 12:39 »

the best- planet express ship or the dooms day devise

like to see- a cubert shooting machine
Antonator

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« Reply #33 on: 09-21-2007 13:42 »

The best is the thing that allows people to speak egsactly like the proffeser.

I'd like to see a hat that turns somebody into a random figure.
ZoidFryLeelaAmy
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« Reply #34 on: 09-23-2007 02:15 »

The best: The fing-longer. Oh, and the what-if machine.

Nicky boy, I agree with you, a "cubert shooting machine" would be worthy of a nobel prize.
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #35 on: 09-23-2007 04:10 »

Must be the Parallel Universal boxes. Good episode, that.
gaschief

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« Reply #36 on: 09-23-2007 14:08 »

Its hard to beat the Parallel universe in a box! The what if machine though has got to be a pretty close second....ohh and im forgetting was he not responsible for the basic prototype of the type of robot bender is.
Frisco17

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« Reply #37 on: 09-23-2007 22:58 »

I know the professor didn't make it but I'd like to see Pitch-O-Mat 5000. Below is the closest aproximation.


The Mullet

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« Reply #38 on: 09-23-2007 23:22 »

he could make it, anything is possible if you believe!!  and then he could build a race of atomic supermen to pit against such a machine.  They would of course have laser cannons grafted to their chests to hurt their enemies. 
IamBender

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« Reply #39 on: 10-17-2007 01:26 »

his best invention was the junk heap.
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