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Lohrtar

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« on: 04-12-2004 10:30 »

For example: Futurama is brought to you by: Thompson's Teeth - The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth

What's your favourite?   smile
Zeep

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« Reply #1 on: 04-12-2004 10:45 »

Glagnar's Human Rinds: It's a Buncha Muncha Cruncha Human!

 laff  big grin  laff
Iron Chef
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« Reply #2 on: 04-12-2004 11:12 »

Welcome to Peel Lohrtar.
Sorry to rain on your parade but there is only 5 of these opening messages. So this is a very limited question.
But I do enjoy the ad for Molten Boron
boxie

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« Reply #3 on: 04-12-2004 11:15 »

I thought he meant the captions like, 'You Can't Prove It Won't Happen' etc...
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #4 on: 04-12-2004 11:22 »

Orwell was doublepluss right  smile.
3/4 of a Jesus

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« Reply #5 on: 04-12-2004 11:22 »

 
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Originally posted by Zeep:
Glagnar's Human Rinds: It's a Buncha Muncha Cruncha Human!

  laff   big grin   laff

Second.
but, if you want to know what our favorite messages are when it comes to the ones that appear under the title on every show, my favorite is either "presented in blurry vision where drunk" or "condemned by the space pope."
Action Jacktion

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« Reply #6 on: 04-12-2004 11:30 »
« Last Edit on: 04-12-2004 11:30 »

Sorry, but it's been done:

http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/1-003071/
MikeBot

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« Reply #7 on: 04-12-2004 11:50 »

Mine would be Robo Reuter or the caption..

"Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgeory."
MrsBender

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« Reply #8 on: 04-12-2004 11:55 »

"Not based on the novel by James Fenimore Cooper"   smile  I know it's dorkier but when I first saw it, I was slogging my way through The Pioneers which is really superboring and I saw that, and I was like SCORE!!!!
victor2000
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« Reply #9 on: 04-12-2004 11:57 »

Welcome to PEEL, MikeBot!  Enjoy it here!  tongue
Please use the link Action Jacktion provided. That is also where I posted my response.
Fujiko

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« Reply #10 on: 04-12-2004 12:36 »

This board is like a giant interactive FAQ.  "Please see thread __."


For those regarded as warriors...
When engaged in combat...
the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern.
Suppress all human emotion and compassion...
...kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself.
This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat.
KVA

Bending Unit
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« Reply #11 on: 04-12-2004 13:30 »

See you on some other channel
It was the last, so in my opinion it was the best.
Also I liked
"You can't prove it won't happen"
Ekarderif

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« Reply #12 on: 04-12-2004 13:35 »

Uh, this isn't a repeat of the other thread. He's talking about the false commercials they put before the show starts, not the opening message. As for mine, I like Thompson's Teeth.
nerdlingus

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« Reply #13 on: 04-12-2004 13:47 »

 
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Originally posted by Fujiko:
This board is like a giant interactive FAQ.  "Please see thread __."

 laff  not quite how I would have put it but the message is there.

Hedonism Bot

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« Reply #14 on: 04-12-2004 13:54 »

"Arachno Spores: the deadly spores, with the funny name!
Alliteration

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« Reply #15 on: 04-12-2004 15:07 »

Second.

Also, "In color!", "You can't prove it won't happen" and "Any relation to real robots would be really cool"
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #16 on: 04-12-2004 15:21 »

My favorite opening line is either:
"FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY - EXCEPT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA" from Roswell that Ends Well

OR

"SEE YOU ON SOME OTHER CHANNEL" from The Devil's Hands.
Shadowstar

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #17 on: 04-12-2004 15:35 »

"Coming Soon to An Illegal DVD"
I also thought some of the unused ones were pretty good like, "Put magnet to screen to send Fry to Happy Rainbow Land," "Entertainment for Geniuses" and "Designed especially for the human brain."
KiKiX

Bending Unit
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« Reply #18 on: 04-12-2004 15:38 »

"Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke"
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #19 on: 04-12-2004 15:55 »

 
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Originally posted by KiKiX:
"Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke"

Hmmm, i wonder if that really exists.
Think of the possiblities....
  laff

Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #20 on: 04-12-2004 16:24 »
« Last Edit on: 04-12-2004 16:24 »

Oh yeah, I could imagine...

"My dog's got no nose."
"Really? How does he smell?"
"This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."

Today's sitcoms and talk shows would never need writers again.
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