Futurama   Planet Express Employee Lounge
The Futurama Message Board

Design and Support by Can't get enough Futurama
Help Search Futurama chat Login Register

PEEL - The Futurama Message Board    General Disscussion    bender quotes « previous next »
 Topic locked! 
Author Topic: bender quotes  (Read 1171 times)
Pages: [1] Print
shoopbender
Bending Unit
***
« on: 03-23-2004 19:39 »

Bender quotes are great and make you laugh. That's because Bender's the greatest. Post some quotes like this one which is my favorite: "I'm back baby"

-oh and you can tell the episode, guess someone elses, or do nothing. No rules, just fun.
Frank Horrigan

Delivery Boy
**
« Reply #1 on: 03-23-2004 19:45 »

- "Don't worry Leela, someday we'll all look back on this and laugh. Hahaha!"

From "Brannigan begins again""
Alliteration

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #2 on: 03-23-2004 19:52 »

These are two of my favorites

- "I hate the people who love me and they hate me." -I, Roomate

- "A robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer." -The Series Has Landed
bender+fry

Professor
*
« Reply #3 on: 03-23-2004 20:26 »

this should be in the human resource dept.
"it makes me want to vomit, in a good way"- the bird bot of ice-catraz
SlackJawedMoron

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #4 on: 03-23-2004 20:40 »

"Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves."

Also:

Leela: "Hey! Guess who I just got off the phone with!"

Bender: (really cruel and abrupt) "No."
shoopbender
Bending Unit
***
« Reply #5 on: 03-23-2004 20:44 »

what episode is that?
Levitate_Me

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #6 on: 03-23-2004 20:53 »
« Last Edit on: 03-23-2004 20:53 »

Bender: I guess making someone cry is harder then I thought
Amy: You did your best, bender
Bender: Up yours, bimbo! (Amy cries)
Zoidberg: Let's face it, we're in hot butter here. We should call Leela for help.
Bender: Cram it, lobster! (Zoidberg cries) But that is a good idea. I'll go call her!
---From "My Three Suns"

I just find it hilarious.  It's Bender doing what he does best insulting people
Foot_Knight

Delivery Boy
**
« Reply #7 on: 03-23-2004 20:59 »

"I'm not giving my name to a machine!"

Right after Leviate_Me's quote from My Three Suns.
SlackJawedMoron

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #8 on: 03-23-2004 21:08 »

The first one is "A Head in the Polls." The second is "Less than Hero."
shoopbender
Bending Unit
***
« Reply #9 on: 03-23-2004 21:21 »

o yeah
dvdashot

Crustacean
*
« Reply #10 on: 03-23-2004 21:37 »

"Goodbye losers, whom I've always hated!" - The Honking
TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #11 on: 03-23-2004 22:01 »

The Honking had one of Bender's finest moments:

"B-E-N-D-E-R! BEEEEENNDER! B-E-N-D-E-R!! BEEEEENNNNDEER! B! E-N! DERRRREEEEERRRERRRRERRRR!"
*Hermes clicks the mute button*

That was just great.
shoopbender
Bending Unit
***
« Reply #12 on: 03-23-2004 22:04 »

havent seen that one in a while. Oh yeah, Benders the greatest.
Fryrish1

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #13 on: 03-23-2004 22:56 »

How bout this one

Priest: The only true way is through the good book 3.0
Bender: Look, do i preach to you when youre lying stoned in the gutter... No... so beat it!\
Fry: Who was that guy
Bender: Yo Mama, now shut up and drag me to work

and

from KGKUAN
Bender:Is it a frog, a toad, yo mama, hehe

and also all of his whhhoooooo comments in the episode where Lrrr wants to harvest fry's lower horn uhhhhh.... crap i cant remember
Nixorbo

UberMod
DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #14 on: 03-24-2004 01:47 »

AND YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!
Pages: [1] Print 
 Topic locked! 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF | SMF © 2006, Simple Machines | some icons from famfamfam
Legal Notice & Disclaimer: "Futurama" TM and copyright FOX, its related entities and the Curiosity Company. All rights reserved. Any reproduction, duplication or distribution of these materials in any form is expressly prohibited. As a fan site, this Futurama forum, its operators, and any content on the site relating to "Futurama" are not explicitely authorized by Fox or the Curiosity Company.
Page created in 0.088 seconds with 18 queries.