Another Quote Game!

[on:]

OK, here are the rules for my "Dialogue Quote Game":

One person states a situation involving two or more people, and for the next day (24 hours) anyone else posts a dialogue between the two people. The dialogue has to meet these requirements:

• It has to all be quotes from Futurama, and they don't have to be exact. you can change individual words, for instance, to make it fit the situation.
• None of the quotes can be used in the same order as they were used in an episode.

After 24 hours, the person who posted the situation posts who the winner is. if after 30 hours, the person has not posted the winner, anyone can have his turn. If The winner does not take his/her turn in 24 hours, anyone can have their turn.

Here's an example:
Poster 1:
"One person is breaking up with another person."

Poster 2:
"I don't know... He's just not what I'm looking for."
Leela, Love's Labors Lost in Space
"Aww, come on. What's the real reason you won't go out with me?"
Fry, The Farnsworth Parabox

[more people post their dialogues]

[after 24 hours:]

Poster 1:
The winner is... Poster 2!

i realize that was an extremely bad example, but oh well. you get the idea.

here's a situation to start with:
One person is buying illegal drugs from another person.

post a dialogue!

[Reply #1 on:]

::Reads Teral's entry::
Oh, NOW I get it!

Buyer: "You got any uh, you know..."
Seller: "Speak up! You're muttering!"
Buyer: "I said uh . . . human horn?"
Seller: "You're not a cop right?"
Buyer: "Oh no no, I'm just some guy. Ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!"
Free Waterfall Jr.: "No, stop!  That human horn is a living creature!"
Buyer: I will destroy you, Smelly Hippy!  ::Eats him::  Now come on, don't hold out on me, man.
Buyer: All right, all right.  Our policy is, if for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you.
Buyer: Pathetic human, I will dest...whoa, that hippy's starting to kick in.  Why always the fighting?  Clack...clack...clack...

[Reply #2 on:]

black market guy: you want drugs, ive got drugs
(my three suns)
Fry: i cant believe you. its like my friend ritchy. i asked him if he was doing drugs and he said no. then he sold me my VCR. then i found out he was doing drugs. you make me ashamed to be your friend.
(hell is other robots)

[Reply #3 on:]

(the route of all evil)
Dwight: "I heard alcohol makes you stupid"
Fry: "No I'm, doesn't"

(the problem with popplers deleted scenes)
Wife: "would you like some human with your salt"

HORRAY! I'M A DELIVERY BOY!!!!

[Reply #4 on:]

Seller: "That'll be 40 cents"
Buyer: "I think you're forgetting about my 5% military discount."
Seller: "That's only for people in the military."

 - 7^11 Clerk and Fry "War Is The H-Word"

Buyer: "Well, then forget it."

 - Fry "A Head In The Polls"

Buyer: "I guess you'll want to see my Discover card"

 - Farnsworth "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurddles" (slightly edited)

Seller: "I'm sorry, we don't take Discover."

 - Store clerk "A Fishfull Of Dollars"

Buyer: "You're not nice!!"

 - Beelzebot TDHAIP

Seller: "I'm a dope-dealing alien, what do I care about being nice?"

 - Human Horn Dealer "Spanish Fry" (edited)

[Reply #5 on:]

yea Teral that was funny in Fishfull of Dollars

[Reply #6 on:]

Wonder why this thread died out, was a pretty decent idea, well anyways other situation... uhh...how about : " person bumps into a man who has a bender-like personnality " it's not really good but im tired and spent the day with my sister...why she doesn't have any friends to annoy, I'll never try to find out.

[Reply #7 on:]

(the route of all evil)
Dwight: "I heard alcohol makes you stupid"
Fry: "No I'm, doesn't"

(the problem with popplers deleted scenes)
Wife: "would you like some human with your salt"

HORRAY! I'M A DELIVERY BOY!!!!

NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU ARE A BENDING UNIT.

[Reply #8 on:]

(the route of all evil)
Dwight: "I heard alcohol makes you stupid"
Fry: "No I'm, doesn't"

(the problem with popplers deleted scenes)
Wife: "would you like some human with your salt"

HORRAY! I'M A DELIVERY BOY!!!!

NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU ARE A BENDING UNIT.

The person was a delivery boy 4years ago when they made this post

[Reply #9 on:]

Nice come back.