What would you drink?

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What would you like?

[Reply #1 on:]

is soylent cola the one that's made outta humans?

[Reply #2 on:]

Pity there isn't a chance to vote for both, they both sound fine beverages, I'll go for the Soylent Cola though if I have to pick just one.

[Reply #3 on:]

::ripped off from NewsRadio::

Soylent Cola. Made from the best stuff on Earth... People.

[Reply #4 on:]

Slurm...It's just so refreshingly addictive

[Reply #5 on:]

...Mmm...I can't decide...they're both so refreshingly good! Yummy!

[Reply #6 on:]

I just want so much to taste Soylent Cola. Hey, I have an idea.
We can make some

[Reply #7 on:]

Humans ey. Sounds good.

[Reply #8 on:]

Yes Kif Soylent cola is made from humans, But the tase does vary from person to person.

Ill stick with water.

Or the brain fluid of my host.

[Reply #9 on:]

I'll choose soylent cola because if you drink some slurm you can't stop again.

[Reply #10 on:]

 

Originally posted by SlasherZ:
I'll choose soylent cola because if you drink some slurm you can't stop again.

Fry seems to have done that quite admirably - when's the last time he drank one?

[Reply #11 on:]

i don't remember a season 3 episode where he did, but i'm probably just not remembering right.

i'd vote for slurm

[Reply #12 on:]

maybe he just did that, among other things, in private 

[Reply #13 on:]

i'd have to go with- c. none of the above 
people cola and excretement soda? no thankyou.

[Reply #14 on:]

Slurm does look rather tasty.
But I'd only settle for super-slurm

[Reply #15 on:]

-ill go with... horse pepsi
-soylent cola okay?
-nay

seriously, there should be horse pepsi

[Reply #16 on:]

What about soylent Milkshake?

[Reply #17 on:]

 

Originally posted by Fenris:
What about soylent Milkshake?

if there's anything that's worse than a bubbly beverage made out of humans, its a beverage out of humans with lumps
 

[Reply #18 on:]

As long as it isn't Soylent Cow Pies.

[Reply #19 on:]

Or Soylent Meatloaf

[Reply #20 on:]

or soylent meatloaf flavoured cow-pie. i dont even like meat, perhaps "mcdonalds" or perhaps a barbecue weener

[Reply #21 on:]

Soylent smoothie...ewwww...     

[Reply #22 on:]

I rather like the idea of Soylent Pie   
I like pie   

[Reply #23 on:]

who cares

[Reply #24 on:]

I don`t know why I did this and voted...but...I think I would have Slurm....still not sure then...!

[Reply #25 on:]

I'm going for soylent cola.
It lowers the overpopulation problem, and I don't like the idea of getting addicted to anything

[Reply #26 on:]

honestly, I don`t think I would drink any of them!

[Reply #27 on:]

Okay I voted Soylent Cola, but only because I know were Slurm comes from.   

Since I'm on this board could anybody explain what's behind this story about soylent and people. I've heard this joke on many sitcoms and so far all I know is that it's apparently called Soylent Green and that Charlton Heston somehow is connected. Could somebody please tell me the story behind? Pleeeease?   

[Reply #28 on:]

Soylent Green

You might need to cut and paste

[Reply #29 on:]

OMG, Soylent Green are people. I would like to change my vote to "none of the above".

[Reply #30 on:]

I'd vote for slurm.  With the other one there's always the possibility of drinking someone related to you....... that would be as bad as kissing your grandma or something..... Ewww....

Kiss my grandma or drink bodily fluids of a big alien thing.... grandma, alien, grandma, alien.... grandma.... alien...

Still Slurm 

[Reply #31 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 Fry seems to have done that quite admirably - when's the last time he drank one?

he had several during parasites lost

[Reply #32 on:]

When?

[Reply #33 on:]

 

Originally posted by Tempest:
I'd vote for slurm.  With the other one there's always the possibility of drinking someone related to you....... that would be as bad as kissing your grandma or something..... Ewww....

I want to know at what point kissing someone became comparable to eating them....

[Reply #34 on:]

 

Originally posted by Teral:
OMG, Soylent Green are people. I would like to change my vote to "none of the above".

Did you watch "Fry and the Slurm Factory?"

"My god, what if the secret ingredient is . . . PEOPLE?"
"No, there's already a soda like that.  Soylent Cola."
"Oh, how is it?"
"It varies, from person to person."

[Reply #35 on:]

 

Originally posted by VelourFog:
 I want to know at what point kissing someone became comparable to eating them....

Well obviously its not exactly the same.... just similar in the fact both involve saliva being passed from one to the other.

Bearing in mind when I said kiss I didn't mean a little peck on the cheek.  Thats why the thought creeps me out so much.

[Reply #36 on:]

I would like to drink Slurm.
Why?
I don`t now!

[Reply #37 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 Did you watch "Fry and the Slurm Factory?"

"My god, what if the secret ingredient is . . . PEOPLE?"
"No, there's already a soda like that.  Soylent Cola."
"Oh, how is it?"
"It varies, from person to person."

Yes I saw "Fry and the Slurm Factory", but I've never known the whole story about Soylent Green. I've just heard people on other sitcoms (Unhappily Ever After comes to mind) burst out "Oh my god, Soylent Green is people". Just had to write it.   

All in all I think I would drink Soylent Cola, and new taste every time.

[Reply #38 on:]

why isn't the highly consentrated slurm included???

[Reply #39 on:]

mmm...slurmman