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Dr. Morberg

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« on: 02-21-2004 13:02 »

What quotes have you used in your life?

I have used:
"Jam a bastard in it you crap!"
"Shut up baby, I know it."
"Now, I respect you. I think you're a good man. But quite frankly, I agree with everything you just said."
"Hooray! I'm helping!"

I probably have used more, though.

Oh, by the way, sorry if this has been done before. I couldn't find anything with search.
Impossible

Urban Legend
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« Reply #1 on: 02-21-2004 13:06 »

If something didn't go my way, I always used to say "Fine! I'll build my own [insert noun here], with blackjack, and hookers!"  laff
Ranadok

Starship Captain
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« Reply #2 on: 02-21-2004 13:54 »

Like this one?
 http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/1-001943/
Bender145th

Crustacean
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« Reply #3 on: 02-21-2004 14:00 »

You win again, gravity.
I'm gonna drink until I reboot.
How did this happen?
We are not amused!
Isn't that counterindicated by my operations manual?
ActionLaPointe

Starship Captain
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« Reply #4 on: 02-21-2004 14:22 »

the laws of science be a harsh mistress.
QueenOfRobonia

Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 02-21-2004 14:33 »

Who hasn't said "Bite my shiny metal ass!"?
Does shaking your booty at people telling them they stink count?
"You stink,
Lizzi's great,
deal with it"
Javier Lopez

Urban Legend
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« Reply #6 on: 02-21-2004 15:23 »

-I loose it...in a volcano.[zoidberg voice]
-I cant pay.[zoidberg voice]
-Life is funnily tragic
-Get it off or i broke it.

Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #7 on: 02-21-2004 15:52 »

Javier:

"i lost it...in a volcano"
"Life is hilariously cruel"
"take it off or i'll break it off."
superfryguy

Crustacean
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« Reply #8 on: 02-21-2004 15:52 »

Shouting "MORON!" in a Proffesor-esque voice at any possible opportunity, always works for me!
Bender-1729
Bending Unit
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« Reply #9 on: 02-21-2004 16:14 »

My alltime favourit; "It makes you think .... no it doesn't"

The last time I used it ... let me think ... 3 minutes ago on ICQ.  wink
bob newhart

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #10 on: 02-21-2004 17:22 »

it always makes me feel big to walk into a crowded room and say, good news everyone!
missBender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #11 on: 02-21-2004 18:40 »

"I already did!" Fry
I try and say this as often as i can because it just makes no sense at all!!People look at me like im a nut bar but it cracks me up evrytime!
Nixorbo

UberMod
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« Reply #12 on: 02-21-2004 18:53 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Ranadok:
Like this one?
 http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/1-001943/

The key to victory is the element of surprise.


I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
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