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Young_and_Angry

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« Reply #40 on: 03-28-2004 20:28 »
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Originally posted by Bender Waffles:
If they jumped out of the TV screen...I would ask Fry out the first chance I got!
*ahem*, that's my job. I'd sit around watch TV with Fry and Bender, aks Leela to show me to hurt people really bad (Giving bruises with my boots aren't enough..heh heh) Scam people with Bender,threaten him with my magnetic can opener if he doesn't give me some of the money,and run from the cops. {Fry] Every body wins![Fry]         WOO! TOTPD!   (insert That Guy's rendition of "the Safety Dance" ) Dun Dun dun dun duh dun...I forget how it goes.

"Does not your scrotum need kicking?"
BMSMA

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« Reply #41 on: 03-28-2004 20:47 »

"Futurama" is real.  They're in my living room.  Here's what I am do.

1.  First off, I'd try to stop talking like Fry would.  In fact, as you can see above, I already AM talking like him.

2.  I would be so flirting with Leela that it'd be worth risking my teeth staying in place to go after her.

3.  Doctor Zoidberg:  Sunday dinner.

4.  I'd borrow the Professor's finglonger.  Depending on how well #2 goes, I may keep it for awhile.

5.  Morbo and Linda would be on my TV every night at 11PM.

6.  Upon further reflection, cancel #3.  Have you seen what he eats?!

7.  Bender, Fry and I would be fighting over the beer, the remote, the couch, and the ass groove on a daily basis.

8.  I'd stuff Zapp Branigan in the closet, which is where I think he really is anyway, if you catch my drift.

9.  Having a thing for Asians as I do, I'd try my hardest to behave around Amy.

10.  And last but not least...

...I'd dump whatever it is I was drinking at the time I discovered the "Futurama" gang in my living room into the nearest plant IMMEDIATELY.

But damn, it'd sure be fun.
--E

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SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #42 on: 03-28-2004 21:20 »
« Last Edit on: 03-28-2004 21:20 »

I'd do an absolutely hilarious double (no wait! triple!) take at the glass of orange juice I was drinking, then leap out a window.
Don't mess with the comedy classics.
Woodbot 2.0

Starship Captain
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« Reply #43 on: 03-28-2004 21:34 »

BendeFry could teach me about Star Trek,Leeela could teach me Kung fu,and I could use Cubert as a punching bag.  evil laugh
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #44 on: 03-28-2004 21:41 »
« Last Edit on: 03-28-2004 21:41 »

*Ahem*
It's your sig, soooo....
"Got a friend named Fry
He's a pretty nice guy.
Rip out his lungs
and he might well die.
If there's two things he's not
It's a cool robot
Or the emperor of France."

Keep it real, old school.
shoopbender
Bending Unit
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« Reply #45 on: 03-28-2004 22:07 »
« Last Edit on: 03-28-2004 22:07 »

I'd make room for all of them to stay at my house, and Leela and Amy would always sit with me to watch Futurama each night which I guess would be nothing, but still might be entertaining even to see the surroundings. We would sit and uhh..... well that's private. Then me, Bender, and Fry would go out and go along with one of Bender's crazy schemes. Zoidberg will just tag along I guess. The Professor will do whatever the crap he wants, and make awesome stuff for us.

and Slack Jawed Moron is right.
Digital Dragon

Bending Unit
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« Reply #46 on: 03-29-2004 15:22 »

I'd use my intimate knowledge of their lives to convince them into believing I was god. Then I'd molest Amy in her sleep.

Don't judge me.
Bender + Zoidy

Crustacean
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« Reply #47 on: 03-29-2004 16:24 »

I'd play poker with Fry, Bender, and Zoidberg, I'd keep Nibbler away from my dog Dreamie and my fish, I'd ask out Umbriel from the Deep South or Leela, I'd hold a wedding reception for Amy and Kif and I'd murder Wernstrum.
EvilLunch

Professor
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« Reply #48 on: 03-29-2004 18:46 »

I would be real friendly with Beelzebot so he wouldn't try to get at my hands[or other limbs].
In fact, most of the cast you'd want to be very polite to. If they were real they'd be very dangerous. That being said I don't want Roberto to come for me.
RaS

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« Reply #49 on: 03-29-2004 22:15 »

If they did any of the above things I would be more than thrilled, but I dbout they would pay any attintion to me. I mean you don't see william shatner hanging out with trekkies.BUt wouldn't that be awsome if he did. See him and some guy with spock ears walking down the street, with there guts hanging out of there vintage startrek uniforms.....oh waht a world.
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #50 on: 03-30-2004 00:31 »

 
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Originally posted by RaS:
If they did any of the above things I would be more than thrilled, but I dbout they would pay any attintion to me. I mean you don't see william shatner hanging out with trekkies.BUt wouldn't that be awsome if he did. See him and some guy with spock ears walking down the street, with there guts hanging out of there vintage startrek uniforms.....oh waht a world.


A man can dream can't he? A man can dream....
Davey

Starship Captain
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« Reply #51 on: 03-30-2004 11:02 »

Hmm realistic Futurama characters tht'd entertain me briefly. you could have Futurama LIVE ON STAGE! They could make zoidbeg work in catnivals. The Incredible Crasteceun man!Fry... well fry wouldn't really have anythign special about him. Nor would Hermes or Amy Leela the o ne eyed woman... erm Proffesor Farnsworth the oldest and smartest man. Bender! The Robot built today for tommorow! And so on and so forth...  big grin   big grin   big grin   big grin   big grin   big grin


Nice Clean Humour
ratm9200

Bending Unit
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« Reply #52 on: 03-30-2004 16:27 »

bender and fry would make fun of me so i'd hang out with zoidberg who's on my social and economic level.
Bender + Zoidy

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« Reply #53 on: 03-30-2004 18:52 »

To bring up what Iput in my last post. Who here likes Umbriel. Personally I'd like to @#$% that body.
EvilLunch

Professor
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« Reply #54 on: 03-30-2004 18:58 »

She's one fine fishy...
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #55 on: 03-30-2004 20:46 »

 
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Originally posted by Davey:
Hmm realistic Futurama characters tht'd entertain me briefly. you could have Futurama LIVE ON STAGE!

...Um, No.  no no

fryfanSpyOrama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #56 on: 04-12-2004 02:14 »

I'd make Bender help me come up with the perfect scam to get lots of money.
nerdlingus

Professor
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« Reply #57 on: 04-12-2004 06:01 »

I'd have a crack at Leela and if I failed would try it on with Amy.

Why not eh?  wink
boxie

Bending Unit
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« Reply #58 on: 04-12-2004 07:15 »

 
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Originally posted by BMSMA:
2.  I would be so flirting with Leela...

...4.  I'd borrow the Professor's finglonger.  Depending on how well #2 goes, I may keep it for awhile.

  eek
I am shocked!
Well not that shocked...
Dannilicious

Bending Unit
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« Reply #59 on: 04-12-2004 17:04 »

Dude. That would be the happiest day of my life.
What would I do? Hmmm...well, I would try and get Bender to like me as much as I could, because he would make a terrible enemy...also hide all my valuables...yeah, I would treat Bender like gold so he would come to like me and not kill me and steal from me and drink all the beer and stuff.

I would hug Zoidberg and give him a big ol' kiss. Not on the mouth though...those...thingies...e w...and he eats garbage. But he needs a friend, so yeah. Plus he's adorable, as a cartoon anyway. Borderline sexy, but some things about him are just so gross that he remains borderline.

I would play video games with Fry and we could practice collecting dust and being couch potatoes together.

I would have a long talk with Leela and try to make her feel good about herself...and maybe weasle my way into bed with her. X3
NoAPOlogies

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« Reply #60 on: 04-14-2004 00:58 »

Let's see... i'm watching an episode of Futurama and the characters jump out of the screen at me... first thing I would do is lay off the drinkin'. Then do what Dannilicious said with Leela. Then i'd be best friends with Dr Zoidberg and make Professor Farnsworth do my synoptics and dynamics homework.
MrsBender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #61 on: 04-15-2004 03:47 »

 
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Originally posted by davierocks:
Haha.  Yeah I'd say "This is good shit."

Futurama characters jumping out of the screen??  Whoever sold me this shit goes straight into my speedial.    eek   love
John Pannozzi

Starship Captain
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« Reply #62 on: 06-28-2004 15:47 »

 
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Originally posted by fryfanSpyOrama:
If the PE crew could jump out of the TV screen and talk with you what would you do?  I'd probably die of excitment.  I'd ask Amy and Leela out.  I'd want to hang out with Bender and Fry.  I'd had Zoidberg eat my garbage.  The Professor could help my with my college work.  The fact that they aren't real and I can never meet them in person is a real damn shame.

John Pannozzi

Starship Captain
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« Reply #63 on: 06-28-2004 15:51 »

 
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Originally posted by fryfanSpyOrama:
If the PE crew could jump out of the TV screen and talk with you what would you do?  I'd probably die of excitment.  I'd ask Amy and Leela out.  I'd want to hang out with Bender and Fry.  I'd had Zoidberg eat my garbage.  The Professor could help my with my college work.  The fact that they aren't real and I can never meet them in person is a real damn shame.

I'm not sure what I would do. would they be live-action or still toons (like in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" and "Looney Tunes: Back in Action" )?
If they were live-action they would be pretty creepy, what with the overbites and all.

Here's what I would prob'ly do:

Try to fall in love with Amy and/or Leela (this would be pretty hard, considering Amy loves Kif and Leela eventually loves Fry. At the least I would become good friends with both of them). I can't imagine what I would go with Fry, Bender and Zoidy. I'd have the Professy make crazy inventions for me.

Rassle

Crustacean
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« Reply #64 on: 06-28-2004 15:59 »

If they were like "Roger Rabbit"-esqe, then I would ask them to take me back with them.  If they were photorealistic I would scoop my eyes out with a tiny  spoon.
athena1999

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« Reply #65 on: 06-28-2004 17:43 »

I like this!  Here's what I'd do if the characters came to life (besides get their autographs):

Zoidberg- I'd feed him my garbage, and maybe keep him in a nice little fish tank and let him roam free during the day! ^_^

Professor Farnsworth- I'd love to ask him to help me with my homework, but he'd just fall asleep.  Maybe my friends and I would help him invent things.

Fry, Leela, Amy, and Kif- I'd recommend places for double dating in my town, like all the restaurants and nightclubs.  If they didn't want to date each other, it would be a great spot to watch for dates.

Nibbler- I'd hide my cats from him, for sure.  Otherwise, nothing but love for a pet!

Hermes and Cubert- I'd beat them up because I hate them both.  If Sal came out as well, I'd beat him up too.

Zapp- he and I would go into his Lovenasium (taken it is transfered out of the screen as well) and not come out for a week or so!  love  Fine, maybe a couple of breaks for air, but otherwise, nothing but parental-advisory-esque sexcapades with the Zapper for me!!!  love

That's about it... oh, and one more thing about one of the characters, I'd also like to see if the Prof can get a job as a teacher at the high school!  That would be...erm... fun...  "Good news, everyone!  Today we're going to dissect a space wasp!"  big grin
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #66 on: 06-28-2004 20:19 »

 
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Originally posted by athena1999:
nothing but parental-advisory-esque sexcapades with the Zapper for me!!!   love

Same for me, only replace the Zapper with Fry for me  love

 
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That's about it... oh, and one more thing about one of the characters, I'd also like to see if the Prof can get a job as a teacher at the high school!  That would be...erm... fun...  "Good news, everyone!  Today we're going to dissect a space wasp!"   big grin
I'd try and get him at my school.
FIRST DAY:
Professy:"Good News, Everyone! Today we'll be studying the quantum physics of something neutreno fields!"
Me:" But we're only 13!
Professy: "SHUT UP!"
Ah, good times, good times.


"Does not your scrotum need kicking?"
Fridge

Crustacean
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« Reply #67 on: 06-28-2004 20:54 »

Simple- Pub crawl!
Squeaky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #68 on: 06-29-2004 03:41 »
« Last Edit on: 06-29-2004 03:41 »

I think if the Futurama gang were real and jumped out of the TV I would more worried about my health because something is not right. either I'm crazy or the drugs are just that damn good... But a fan can dream.

BTW My face would be similar to my avatar
stolb3rg

Bending Unit
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« Reply #69 on: 06-29-2004 19:44 »

Id do absoultley nothing. Mabey take a picture, lay back and watch em argue with eachother how there getting back to their time while trying to figure out how to use our "primitive" remotes. get the popcorn, darby.
darthmonkey32

Bending Unit
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« Reply #70 on: 06-30-2004 18:48 »

first Id ask leela or amy out(mostly leela)then I would hang with fry watchin tv,loot with bender,and have the professor graft a laser cannon to my chest to crush those who oppose me
John Pannozzi

Starship Captain
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« Reply #71 on: 07-21-2004 16:36 »

I'd give them all a great big hug.
leelaholic

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #72 on: 07-21-2004 17:34 »

Wow, John. You sure like bumping threads, don't you?

I'd ask them what it's like to be drawn off-model. I'll bet it hurts...
Idan_Aharoni

Professor
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« Reply #73 on: 07-21-2004 17:35 »

Get a video camera and sell on eBay as the tapes of the "never aired episodes of Futurama".
IOfTheMourning

Crustacean
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« Reply #74 on: 07-22-2004 00:58 »

hmmm lets c:
1. Id hose Fry off cuz im a very cleanly person and he doesnt tend to shower then we would hang out and have slurm together. ive alwyas wondered what slurm tastes like is it like mountain dew? or if i sucked on a slugs ass would i get that sensation?
2. id get into a martini drinking contest w/ bender and the auto pilot on the PE ship
3. id prolly just ignore leela shes kinda mopey and doesnt like most guys unless they are musical or something
4. id buy zoidberg an expensive steak
5. id marry amy divorce her after our honeymoon and take half of mars.
o and this is my first peel post hey yall im miek and i enjoy drawing, futurama and just hanging out
Roddney

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« Reply #75 on: 07-22-2004 03:51 »

Think id freak out to begin with   eek, anything comin out of the tv is weard nevermind the futurama gang, however, after the initial shock id ask leela out, have drinking contest with Bender, get the Professor to do my uni disitation and Hermes to sort my finances out  big grin, anf finally id go clubbin with Amy & Fry

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ski faster

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« Reply #76 on: 07-22-2004 05:59 »

go Skiing with the  Professor he can ski realy well even when he is asleep as in one of the shows did you see it.
Roddney

Bending Unit
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« Reply #77 on: 07-22-2004 07:03 »

Humm, that reminds me id go golfing with Bender an Fry. at least id have a chance of winning the way Bender plays   smile   big grin

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Bak2TheFuturama

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« Reply #78 on: 07-22-2004 11:58 »
« Last Edit on: 07-22-2004 11:58 »

I'd have Bender & Fry sit on the couch & watch t.v. with me & do nothing, except maybe drink a few of the Slurms Bender brought with him...but of course I'd be sitting next to Fry.
DDie

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« Reply #79 on: 07-22-2004 13:45 »

I'd brew beer with Bender and then drink it with him. And I'd love to hear more stupidities said by Zapp. Last but surely not least it'd date amy!
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