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Gorky

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« Reply #120 on: 01-25-2004 08:15 »
« Last Edit on: 01-25-2004 08:15 »

I like, in The Sting, when the Professor says something like "He's floating in space lifeless and dead and he'll never come back! Ha, ha,..oh I just made myself sad..."
Oh, and in War is the H-word, when Zapp says something like "Ms. Leela I think you should know, I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. Kif, tell her what I call it.
Kif: *sighs* Sexlexia.
The Swede

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« Reply #121 on: 01-25-2004 19:57 »

In EP "Mothers Day" when the professor is sent to Mom's house to get to second base. She slams the door on his foot, but then sees the flowers he brought. MOM: Aw, you remember my favorite flower! PROF: You're favorite wha?? Why is my foot hurting?"
superfryguy

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« Reply #122 on: 01-31-2004 11:31 »

I just thought of another one that always cracks me up, for no particular reason, I just think the delivery and line are great.

From "Where the Buggalo Roam" at the BBQ

BENDER : Ah yeah! Drop another barnyard bomb on us Vanilla Corn!
Venus

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« Reply #123 on: 01-31-2004 11:45 »

I'm not sure if this is accurate, i'm quoting it from memory:

"I don't believe this! I finally find a lady-bot with legs that don't quit..unexpectedly...etc etc"

I love the way he throws 'unexpectedly' in there. His tone is great.
chays head

Space Pope
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« Reply #124 on: 01-31-2004 18:54 »

from Spanish Fry,
Ranger: "Hi im ranger Parks the Parks Ranger"
Fry: "I GET IT" the way he says it is soo funny
In-ter-esting

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« Reply #125 on: 05-08-2004 14:11 »

I love the announcer from the Anthologies of Interest - hence my name ("In-ter-esting Stuff" ), and my sig.

Also Zoidberg in AOI 1

"It's a letter from my good friend Bender. Dear Dr Jerkberg..."

There are others but they escape me now

You WATCHED it.......You can't UNWATCH it!
Popetastic

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« Reply #126 on: 05-08-2004 15:24 »

everyone has brought up some good ones. Here are some of my favorites...

--I Second That Emotion--
Fry: Bender!? Bender!? Have you seen my sombrero?

--Xmas Story--
Zoidberg: A card from my cousin Zoidfarb! Heh heh heh. Instead of 'Claus' he writes 'Claws'.

Professor (singing): He knows when you're on the can!

--Amazon Women in the Mood--
Kif: Oh! Uh! Ahem! I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

Zapp: What are you, gay?

--AOI II--
Announcer: You watched it, You can't un-watch it!
DanMan4040

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« Reply #127 on: 05-08-2004 15:39 »

OOHH another one, when Bender turns on his king button in Bender gets made. "Jolly good old..eh spice!", you left out the best lines futuramamama, "Give me a chance with this mechanized chap, I can be quite the rough customer"  "I was just enjoying a fine water-crest sandwich."

Also the way bender tries to shock the professor in ACOMO "Stuff costs more than it used to, your social security check is late, young people use curse words."
seraicontet

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« Reply #128 on: 05-08-2004 15:45 »
« Last Edit on: 05-08-2004 15:45 »

originally posted by some one i forgot
Morbo:"Elzar's been teaching the world to cook for 20 years, but apparently my wife hasn't been listening. I WILL DESTROY HER!"
-40% Iron Chef
30% iron chef you idiot

also this one is by gorko
I like, in The Sting, when the Professor says something like "He's floating in space lifeless and dead and he'll never come back! Ha, ha,..oh I just made myself sad..."

the professor says of corse he still exists, as a floating corps in outer space*laughs histaricly then fades* oh i just made my self sad
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #129 on: 05-08-2004 15:57 »

along with the people on the commentary I think Bea Arthur's 

'Why? Why?'     Bit from Amazon women in the mood is really good.
3/4 of a Jesus

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« Reply #130 on: 05-08-2004 16:03 »

I like...
"... and I'm his friend, Jesus!"
"My manwich!"
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
"You'll never guess where I've been!"
and...
"BAM!!!!"
seraicontet

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« Reply #131 on: 05-08-2004 16:17 »
« Last Edit on: 05-08-2004 16:17 »

alkazar:luckily i wrote down your screen name before being blasted by that stupid oaf
fry:kicked your ass
-a biclops built for two

bender:i don't like you and you don't like me
leela:i like you
bender:really..wait are you gonna come or not
leela:i don't know why i should i mean af....
bender:wait, what do you like best about me
-my three suns

those quotes are fun
Klumsy Kitty

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« Reply #132 on: 05-08-2004 19:54 »

Well, a couple of the ones I liked the most were already mentioned; Bender going "MEEeeee" in Hell is other Robots and the little orphan girl what with her "and I also have a tail!" chiming in...

I also like Zapp's line in LLLiS,I can't remember it exactly from memory but when he is saying "...and you'll come crawling back for some sweet, sweet can-dy....BAM!" That was just hilarious.

Not quite as great but I still like the deadpan delivery of Leela in FATSF where Bender goes "Are we boned?" ,and she is like "Yup,we're boned."
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #133 on: 05-09-2004 01:03 »

It's not really a line, but... Scruffy slowly eating that potato chip in TROAE.
pokemaster

Crustacean
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« Reply #134 on: 05-14-2004 14:54 »
« Last Edit on: 05-14-2004 14:54 »

Fry or Leela "who are you"
Scruffy "im scruffy" "the Janitor"
Fry or Leeela "why arent you fixing it"
Scruffy "schedule conflict"
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #135 on: 05-14-2004 15:06 »

That was actually Fry and Bender talking to Scruffy about a broken steam pipe of something.

"Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived"
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #136 on: 05-14-2004 15:17 »

It was in Parasites Lost.
After the explosion:
Scruffy - "Oh, Marmalade!"
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #137 on: 05-14-2004 18:31 »

Fry: "My lead pipe hurts alittle."
Zoidy: "Thats normal. NEXT PATIENT!"

-Parasites Lost
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #138 on: 05-15-2004 00:31 »

After seeing Godfellas again:

Bender: Yknow, I was God once.

Galaxy/God (deadpan): Yes, I saw.  You were doing well until everyone died.
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #139 on: 05-15-2004 00:35 »

Bender: Ch'ya baby I know it!
I have a lot more I'll put them up later.
No Im Isnt

Crustacean
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« Reply #140 on: 05-15-2004 00:56 »

I like the line when Flexo says Ya'll can go rot for all I care, no im just kidding your great
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #141 on: 05-15-2004 11:23 »

Fry: "No I'm....doesnt."
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #142 on: 05-15-2004 11:40 »


".....Fry (sarcastic): It sure is, right Leela? Funny. Ha ha ha ha! "

from Farnsworth Parabox

Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #143 on: 05-15-2004 12:42 »

^ that one was pretty good, and his expression just nailed it.
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

Bending Unit
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« Reply #144 on: 05-15-2004 16:33 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by chay's head:
from Spanish Fry,
Ranger: "Hi im ranger Parks the Parks Ranger"
Fry: "I GET IT" the way he says it is soo funny

Also,
Anouncer: And now, the person who MOM-opolizes the robot industry,
Fry: I get it!
Anouncer: MOM!
Fry: Oh, now I get it!
Always cracks me up!
Passing user

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #145 on: 05-16-2004 06:35 »

Zapp's an expert at this:
Kif: Captaim, remember your course correction?
Zapp: No.

 big grin
zomit

Starship Captain
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« Reply #146 on: 05-16-2004 07:02 »

iHawk: "Gee Zoidberg, leave some for the enemy to kill!"
Weird Nurse Thing: "Leave Zoidberg alone, he has twice the training you do!"
iHawk: "Yeah, he's a doctor and a butcher!"

-War Is The H-Word
dimension_8

Bending Unit
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« Reply #147 on: 05-16-2004 07:02 »

From 'Amazon women in the mood' -
(Zapp talking to Amazon women after seeing the basketball court)
"(laughing) O your killing me! (Amazon women hit him with clubs)(painfully) O your killing me."

Love it!  laff 
rano

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« Reply #148 on: 01-09-2005 23:50 »
« Last Edit on: 01-09-2005 23:50 »

To revive an old thread:

From WMIBACIL

Zoidberg: Who's the tough guy now Vinny? (whilst eating Vinny)

and I love it when Zoidberg does this to Leela in "I Second That Emotion"



And of course the one in my signature
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Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, Sir.
Leela In Chains

Bending Unit
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« Reply #149 on: 03-10-2005 22:53 »

Prof: "I would never do such a thing, unless you were already having been going to do that!"

-The Farnsworth Parabox-
killbot4000

Bending Unit
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« Reply #150 on: 03-10-2005 22:57 »

prof:"why why why didn't i brake his legs!"     From Mars University
Leela In Chains

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« Reply #151 on: 03-10-2005 22:57 »

Prof A: "I would never do such a thing, unless you were already having been going to do that!"

-The Farnsworth Parabox-
scruffyconrad

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #152 on: 03-12-2007 03:52 »

"oooo marmalaid" by scuffy in parasites lost when the boiler or something blows up
power girl07

Bending Unit
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« Reply #153 on: 03-16-2007 12:59 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by John C:
Also, Fry's "Fixitfixitfixit" line in A Clone of My Own must've taken some practice.

That line was very cute!
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