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BenderHookah

Delivery Boy
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« on: 08-03-2001 05:43 »

Well folks....
lets vote !
i wanna know what you think bout the mental capacities of our dear PEDS-Crew! post a ranking here.... ill go with :

0. Bender
1. Farnsworth
2. Hermes
3. Leela
4. Fry
5. Zoidberg
6. Amy

hope i didnt forget anyone....  roll eyes

well lets get it on!

Am I preachin' to you, when you're lying stoned in the gutter?  up yours
Slurm

Bending Unit
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« Reply #1 on: 08-03-2001 13:13 »

Nibbler
Farnsworth
Hermes
Leela
Bender
Zoidberg
Fry/Amy tie
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #2 on: 08-03-2001 15:26 »

I'd rank Amy above Fry. It took her two hours to master piloting the PE ship, vs. two years for Fry...
FishyJoe

Honorary German
Urban Legend
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« Reply #3 on: 08-03-2001 15:55 »

Plus she's smart enough to get all C's at a classy school like Mars U. Fry's just a damn dirty drop-out.

Also, Hermes is smart enough, but really has no real life skills. He applies his jamaican heritage, beauracratic abilities, and limboing skills to every problem. So far it's served him well on the show, but in most situations(like the time skips) his knowledge wouldn't help at all. So Leela above him. I will list them as:

Nibbler
Farnsworth
Leela
Hermes
Bender
Amy
Zoidberg
Fry
KENNEDY

Starship Captain
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« Reply #4 on: 08-03-2001 16:37 »

but bender is a computer...

nibbler
bender
farnsworth
hermes
leela
amy
fry
zoidberg
Slurm

Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 08-03-2001 16:55 »

Amy may have mastered piloting the ship in 2 hours but she also was fooled into unlocking Zoidbergs cuffs several times and she spent 80 grand on a car with a 50 grand sticker price.

I think Leela and Hermes are pretty even.
Leela may have used her intellegence to save the crews asses more often than Hermes but that doesn't mean she is more intelligent.
Hermes was able to make a forced labour camp far more efficent and has a higher paying job.
Drippy_taco

Professor
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« Reply #6 on: 08-03-2001 19:59 »
« Last Edit on: 08-03-2001 19:59 »

Bender isn't smart, just advanced because he's mechanical.  If ya wanna get all technical, today the human brain can process faster and handle more tasks at one time than any computer made.  If you were to convert the memory of a middle aged human being, it is estimated that the total recolations would equal up to 8000 GBs of data computer-wise.  Though in the 30th Century I don't know who's winning the race.  Even more amazing that I took the time to do a little research for such an insignificant post.  Anywho, mine goes a little fumpthin like fis.

Professor Farnsworth
Nibbler
Leela
Hermes
Bender
Zoidberg
Fry/Amy - Amy is a ditz, Fry is just naive.

Nibbler isn't a huge genius, it's just impressive because we thought he was just a cute pet.  Also that super-kicky voice he had that sounded all intelligent.
The Baz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #7 on: 08-05-2001 13:08 »

Everyone seems to be voting along the same lines, and that makes sense.

Farnsworth
Nibbler
Hermes
Leela
Bender
Amy
Zoidberg<--Come on now he found his lisence
Fry
Scruffy<--- He says like 2 things every season... must not have a big vocabulary  wink
DespT

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #8 on: 08-05-2001 17:12 »
« Last Edit on: 08-05-2001 17:12 »

I don't see anything smart in Nibbler, he just eats and burps...

Farnsworth
Cubert
Leela
Hermes
Amy
Bender/fry (Bender ís only good ad bending and isn't even a calculator)

Oops I forgot about that episode with Lord Nibbler and aal, oh well I see that as a one time occurence, he's still dumb. Hehe sorry.
Zoidberg
Nibbler
Markild

Bending Unit
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« Reply #9 on: 08-05-2001 17:51 »

well.. actually.. the thing is, they're all stupid!... so very, very stupid   big grin
slimmyCGEF

Administrator
Professor
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« Reply #10 on: 08-05-2001 19:20 »

0. Farnsworth
1. Bender
2. Leela
3. Hermes
4. Amy
5. zoidberg
6. Fry
VelourFog

Space Pope
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« Reply #11 on: 08-06-2001 09:02 »

bender isn't all that smart-
bender- I need a calculator
fry- you are a calculator
bender- i need a good calculator

I say Scruffy is the smartest though, i mean we never knew nibbler was so smart till recently...
Scruffy
Nibbler
Farnsworth
Leela
Hermes
Bender
Amy
Zoidberg
Fry
BenderHookah

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #12 on: 08-06-2001 09:18 »
« Last Edit on: 08-06-2001 09:18 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by VelourFog:
I say Scruffy is the smartest though,

i totally agree...scruffy is a lazy bone...(and so is Bender!!!)..we saw it in parasites lost...i interprete laziness as a sign of cleverness   smile
(and im damn lazy)   tongue

 
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i mean we never knew nibbler was so smart till recently...

but still he is dumbest pet in show for me...i rank him behind amy!
Bender
Scruffy
Farnsworth
Leela
Hermes
Zoidberg
Fry
Amy
Nibbler
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Am I preachin' to you, when you're lying stoned in the gutter?  up yours
slimmyCGEF

Administrator
Professor
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« Reply #13 on: 08-06-2001 09:40 »

Bender's just lazy as hell...
iliketowankalot

Professor
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« Reply #14 on: 08-06-2001 10:20 »
« Last Edit on: 08-06-2001 10:20 »

Bender - always making profit out of other peoples stupidity
Farnsworth
Hermes
Amy
Zoidberg
Leela - paid $600 for a date with a fat bus driver
Fry

DespT

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #15 on: 08-06-2001 16:50 »

They all do stupid things in some episode...
DespT

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #16 on: 08-07-2001 17:52 »

That was a discussion killer I know, sorry!
BenderHookah

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #17 on: 08-08-2001 03:57 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DespT:
That was a discussion killer I know, sorry!

yeah go ahead kill my beloved thread...
IMMA KILL YOU!!!

 mad   up yours   evil laugh   up yours   mad

Am I preachin' to you, when you're lying stoned in the gutter?  up yours
BenderHookah

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #18 on: 08-08-2001 03:59 »

DespT,take this:
I rank you even behind Amy and Nibbler!!!
BenderHookah

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #19 on: 08-08-2001 04:01 »

mhhhhhh my avatar looks a little grim...one could actually believe what i just posted...  smile
just kiddin DespT! im not mad....
IMMA KILL YOU IN A FRIENDLY WAY!!!
 big grin
Ben

Space Pope
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« Reply #20 on: 08-08-2001 06:36 »

Remember your IQ is based on reasoning skills, not taking into account memory or experience. The one with the highest IQ would be the one with the most calculating brain.
mofo37

Crustacean
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« Reply #21 on: 08-10-2001 00:09 »
« Last Edit on: 08-10-2001 00:09 »

Ya have to go and make everything all technical and stuff, pfffft.  But you're right.
Farnsworth
Leela
Bender
Hermes
Amy
Zoidberg
Nibbler (I think the Lord Nibbler thing was a freak occurance that seemed to have never happened afterwards, you know, like the fact that they've had two Xmas's and will probrably have more despite no apparent aging)
Fry
(Anybody know how smart those brain slugs are?  Do they just eat the brains or do they absorb the information in some way?)
futurefreak

salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #22 on: 08-10-2001 00:16 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by slimmyCGEF:
Bender's just lazy as hell...

and yet thats why we love him! that and his addictive personality  big grin

BenderHookah

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #23 on: 08-10-2001 02:42 »

so FF....i'm waiting for your ranking  tongue
lets get it on!
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #24 on: 08-10-2001 11:49 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by BenderHookah:
so FF....i'm waiting for your ranking   tongue
lets get it on!

I seriously doubt there are any more rankings...

BenderHookah

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #25 on: 08-10-2001 12:04 »

damn.....well everything fades away.... *sniff*
 cry
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #26 on: 08-10-2001 12:21 »

At least the rest of us have something to look forward to. Only 627 posts left for me!

Drippy_taco

Professor
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« Reply #27 on: 08-10-2001 13:39 »

329 err 328 more posts till my next rank..ROCK WOOO!!
Marcet_Kroker

Bending Unit
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« Reply #28 on: 08-10-2001 13:46 »

258 more till Starship captain.
mofo37

Crustacean
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« Reply #29 on: 08-10-2001 14:23 »

How exactly does the ranking system go anyways?  I've figured out by looking at profiles that 50 is delivery boy and that's it.
Drippy_taco

Professor
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« Reply #30 on: 08-10-2001 14:37 »

Status Names...
mofo37

Crustacean
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« Reply #31 on: 08-10-2001 14:57 »

Oohh...thanks Drippy_taco, so futurefreak is the only Urban Legend at the moment, wow.  Quite impressive indeed.
DZA

Crustacean
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« Reply #32 on: 08-11-2001 10:31 »

well - the ranks easy, but the dumbest individual of all in the total Futurama gallery must, without a doubt be Zapp... Has he EVER done/said anything that could be consider intellectual ???... though hes a great womenizer... Never gives up.. hmmmmm... *admire*.....
Nixon+Morbo~???

Starship Captain
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« Reply #33 on: 08-11-2001 11:03 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DZA:
the dumbest individual of all in the total Futurama gallery must, without a doubt be Zapp... Has he EVER done/said anything that could be consider intellectual?

"As always, my plan is so simple and idiot could have devised it!"

I'm American, it's like being Canadian, only without a Molson
SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
iliketowankalot

Professor
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« Reply #34 on: 08-11-2001 13:15 »

Zapp did cum up with a good plan to switch Leela with an ape to fool the omicronians and it would have worked if it wasn't for that hippy
KENNEDY

Starship Captain
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« Reply #35 on: 08-11-2001 13:31 »

scruffys the smartest cos hes got alot of time to think.farnsworth is smart yet old and senile.
fry: are we talkin early fry or dumbass fry
Chump

Urban Legend
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« Reply #36 on: 08-11-2001 15:02 »

I think it would be like:
Nibbler
Prof. Farnsworth
Leela/Hermes
Bender
Amy
Scruffy
Fry
Zoidberg

It seems to me Zoidberg doesn't even know basic stuff like that Fry was a human and Bender was a robot. Fry understands most stuff. And Scruffy may not be the brightest pencil in the drawer, but he can avoid work for years and still be paid. Also, Fry can drive the ship AND operate a Bad Ass Gravity Pump.
mofo37

Crustacean
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« Reply #37 on: 08-11-2001 15:59 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by DZA:
well - the ranks easy, but the dumbest individual of all in the total Futurama gallery must, without a doubt be Zapp... Has he EVER done/said anything that could be consider intellectual ???... though hes a great womenizer... Never gives up.. hmmmmm... *admire*.....

This message sort of goes into the "Is Zapp god's gift to women?" thread but it works in here too.
  If Zapp being a pathetic loser thus getting Leela into the sack was intentional that would make him quite intillectual, don't you think?
futurefreak

salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #38 on: 08-12-2001 13:31 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by mofo37:
Oohh...thanks Drippy_taco, so futurefreak is the only Urban Legend at the moment, wow.  Quite impressive indeed.

hehe, i got a feeling Kryten will join me sometime in the near future  big grin

Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #39 on: 08-12-2001 13:34 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by futurefreak:
 hehe, i got a feeling Kryten will join me sometime in the near future   big grin


Not too near, I still have over 600 posts before I get there...

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