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])unno

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« on: 08-02-2001 06:10 »

they made a deathclock, its for real i saw it in a mag, so much for a pathetic invention.  roll eyes  tongue  roll eyes

])~u~n~n~o
Drippy_taco

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« Reply #1 on: 08-02-2001 06:15 »

Deathclocks have been around for a few years as I remember seeing one on Rosie O'Donnell er Oprah or one of those lame ass shows a few years ago.  Talk about a compulsive buy.
])unno

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« Reply #2 on: 08-02-2001 06:21 »

so i diddn't find out anything new, shit. well looks like ill have to bag kryten. (kryten ur gay)
BenderHookah

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« Reply #3 on: 08-02-2001 06:58 »

hmmmm has the smell-o-scope been built yet? ...but i doubt it would sell well if it is....   no no

best invention is of course.....the finglonger....  tongue

Am I preachin' to you, when you're lying stoned in the gutter?  up yours
Drippy_taco

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« Reply #4 on: 08-02-2001 07:24 »

I believe police have those, I think they're called K9's, heh, little joke from me, Travis, in the booth.

Best invention hands down would have to be a device that, in real life, would physically hurt and or kill any person on the television screen at the push of a shiny red button.  Mmmmmmmmm.

On a serious note, I believe they are working on a television that can create smells, i.e., flowers, rain, bacon......mmmmmm bacon.
FishyJoe

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« Reply #5 on: 08-02-2001 09:33 »

Yeah but from what I understand, current deathclocks just count down from the average human lifespan, not even factoring in health or family history or career status. Farnsworth's deathclock is surely more scientific and accurate, putting all us young whippersnappers in our place.
Drippy_taco

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« Reply #6 on: 08-02-2001 12:37 »

Probably so but after a few minutes of hunting I bet you could find a downloadable deathclock that would ask you for your health-basics i.e., smoker, drinker, diseases in the family and whatnot.  I'd look but I'm not in a hurry to find out when I am going to kick the bucket.
Kryten

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« Reply #7 on: 08-02-2001 13:56 »
« Last Edit on: 08-02-2001 13:56 by Moderator Kryten »

 
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Originally posted by ])unno:
so i diddn't find out anything new, shit. well looks like ill have to bag kryten. (kryten ur gay)

I am not gay! You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!   up yours

Sarge

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« Reply #8 on: 08-02-2001 22:18 »

Right on!
futurefreak

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« Reply #9 on: 08-03-2001 00:49 »

whats the fun of knowing when youre gonna see the light anyway? just gives an opportunity for more people to call dibs on your stuff  tongue
FishyJoe

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« Reply #10 on: 08-03-2001 16:59 »

 
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Originally posted by futurefreak:
whats the fun of knowing when youre gonna see the light anyway?

Are you kidding? Imagine all the crazy things you would do today if you knew you were dying tomorrow. You could...

tell off people you hate
take out a loan, and then live the good life for your last day and a half of living
ask an ugly girl out
beat up Maury Povich, or any other hated celebrity
make people feel sorry for you that you're about to die

And there's plenty more. Man, I wish I could die sometime.

Hitchhiker

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« Reply #11 on: 08-03-2001 17:55 »

If you live after the words "live every day as if it were your last", you've got to be one sad badass. You know that every day could be your last (ops, I'll die tomorrow), so you won't do things that might kill you (e.g. everything most people do every day, like going to work, sports, sex, eating,...).

It would be better if you "live every day as if it were your last, but your uncle beat you on your head yesterday and you don't know the date anymore".

Yeah, the risk stays the same, but at least you've got some serious fun until you drop dead. Point. Exclamation mark.

Holly J. Fry

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« Reply #12 on: 08-03-2001 18:34 »
« Last Edit on: 08-03-2001 18:34 »

Which I think begs the question: what would you guys do on your last day on Earth? If you knew you had 24 hours to live?

First, I'd email FishyJoe and ask his advice, he seems to know a bit about this stuff. Then I'd take out a loan, tell off people I hate, and I'd go around to this guy's house (I've been crazy about him for like two years) and hand him a doctor's cert saying I was going to die and would he please . . . well, you know. Once that was done, I'd go and teach my son how to shave, listen to my daughter play her sax and play hacky-sack with my father.  cry

The off-topic board looms before my eyes. . .
Bixter

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« Reply #13 on: 08-04-2001 03:38 »

 http://www.deathclock.com/
frozen fry

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« Reply #14 on: 08-04-2001 05:01 »
« Last Edit on: 08-04-2001 05:01 »

it says im going to die sunday october,12 2064


Marcet_Kroker

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« Reply #15 on: 08-04-2001 06:09 »

I'm going to die Tuesday March 12th 2086
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #16 on: 08-04-2001 08:06 »

I'm going to die the 27 of october 2036.
I'll only be 53.
Why does Kroker ger to live 50 years longer than me?
On the 26 of october 2036, I'm going on some killing spree's in some FOX buildings.
Marcet_Kroker

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« Reply #17 on: 08-04-2001 08:57 »

Just remember I'm younger that you and If you go on optimistic (which I am) you live longer!
lilmurray37

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« Reply #18 on: 08-04-2001 14:05 »

I'm dying on June 25, 2043. Now all I have to do is decide what to do the day before.
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