It's based on number of post. Just wait a bit and someone will post the link.
The other girl is, I believe, the one Fry went home with from the space bar when Amy takes them all out scamming for a date (Fry gives Bender money for a sausy puppet show). I want to say its in Love's Labour Lost, but I'm not positive.
And, it should be noted, the Amazonian says he made great snuz snuz. Plus, as others have mentioned
The funeral is a fanatsy of Leela's, and doesn't (necersarily) represent reality, just Leela's take on reality and/or her freudian desires