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Zeep

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« on: 10-27-2003 22:49 »

this has probably been done before, but since i'm new here, i'll do it anyways.

what do you think are some of the funniest quotes from the series?
my favorites:
"if i don't survive, tell my wife... "hello.""
-neutral leader, neutral planet, "Brannigan Begin again"

Fry: Can i ask you a question?
Leela: As long as it's not about my eye.
Fry: err...
Leela: is it about my eye?
Fry: sorta...
Leela: Just ask the question.
Fry: what's with the eye?
Leela: i'm an alien, alright, let's drop the subject.
Fry: cool! an alien! has your race taken over the earth?
Leela: no, i just work here.

or also:

Fry: Is that blimp accurate?
Leela: Yup. It december 31, 2999.
Fry: wow, a million years.

-Space Pilot 3000
thecrashtd

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« Reply #1 on: 10-27-2003 23:23 »

I took this from the website:

 
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Zoidberg: "Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, nononono, not that mouth."
Fry: "I only have one."
Zoidberg: "Really?"
Fry: "Uh...is there a human doctor around?"
Zoidberg: "Young lady! I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say" (warbling noise)
Fry: "Uh.." (clears throat and does his best imitation)
Zoidberg: "What! My mother was a saint!!! Get out!"

that was really funny
nichie

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« Reply #2 on: 10-28-2003 01:01 »

I am partial to nearly anything Bender says.

Case in point:

 
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Bender: So... we're in international waters?
Professor: Indeed so.
Bender whips out a walkie talkie and leans away from the others.
Bender: Falcon, this is Blue Raven. The goose has nested. Repeat, the goose has nested.
A motorboat comes speeding up and the man driving it hands Bender an unmarked bag. Bender puts it in his chest case and turns to the others.
Bender: Hey, guess what you're accessories to?

The setup is rather long, but that one gets me every time.  big grin

Also:

 
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Bender: Get a room, you two!
Male Voice: We're in a room!
Bender: Well then lose some weight!

I could go on for ages...
Nurdbot

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« Reply #3 on: 10-28-2003 02:10 »

I agee, what Bender says is always comedy gold.

 
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Bender: Bigfoot!
Ranger: Where!?
Bender: On your face! ahahahah!
Slashco

Bending Unit
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« Reply #4 on: 10-28-2003 02:46 »

"Hey Fry! It's me, Bigface! Come out and groom my mangy fur!"

It's even funnier that Fry believes it.  smile
Lionel Hutz Esq

Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 10-28-2003 03:04 »

Good news everyone!  I've taught the toaster how to love.

For some reason, that cracks me up.
Beamer

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« Reply #6 on: 10-28-2003 03:43 »

 
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Originally posted by Zeep:
this has probably been done before, but since i'm new here, i'll do it anyways.

Good news, everyone! This HAS been done before!
 http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/1-001535/
Robiben

Starship Captain
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« Reply #7 on: 10-28-2003 04:23 »
« Last Edit on: 10-28-2003 04:23 »

*hears the mod comming to close this topic*

OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!

*runs screaming*

But before that i'll just say that i cant think of a funniest line. Although if you read the script or animatic for the pilot it has a funny line there.

(Fry is looking an New New York for the first time)

Fry: Holy Sh--(Futurama Theme)

And now back to the screaming

*runs screaming*
Prof_Funkstein

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #8 on: 10-28-2003 04:59 »
« Last Edit on: 10-28-2003 04:59 »

Bender (in BSNBAOTV):
"Parents, have you ever tried turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"

Fry (TWOF):
"I did do the nasty in the pasty."

   big grin   laff
nagrub

Bending Unit
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« Reply #9 on: 10-28-2003 19:50 »

bubble gum: Sweet clyde, laugh derisively at him.
sweet clyde: ah ha haha ha ha ha.
sooo good. Also in the same episode, the whole ball elastic gag. i cant remember the quote, somone fill me in...
Asylum-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #10 on: 10-28-2003 20:56 »

 
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Originally posted by Robiben:
But before that i'll just say that i cant think of a funniest line. Although if you read the script or animatic for the pilot it has a funny line there.

(Fry is looking an New New York for the first time)

Fry: Holy Sh--(Futurama Theme)

I thought it was "Where'd my bike go?"

Ummm, I liked most of the lines in IITM, let me narrow it down...

Fry: Alchohol fuels my powers cells, and as a mighty robot I - (falls over the couch) beep (starts snoring)

Damn that was funny.
Nixorbo

UberMod
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« Reply #11 on: 10-28-2003 23:20 »

 
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Originally posted by Beamer:
 Good news, everyone! This HAS been done before!
 http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/1-001535/

<h2>Being new is no excuse: lurk more</h2>

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