Zeep
Liquid Emperor
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« on: 10-27-2003 22:49 »
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this has probably been done before, but since i'm new here, i'll do it anyways.
what do you think are some of the funniest quotes from the series? my favorites: "if i don't survive, tell my wife... "hello."" -neutral leader, neutral planet, "Brannigan Begin again"
Fry: Can i ask you a question? Leela: As long as it's not about my eye. Fry: err... Leela: is it about my eye? Fry: sorta... Leela: Just ask the question. Fry: what's with the eye? Leela: i'm an alien, alright, let's drop the subject. Fry: cool! an alien! has your race taken over the earth? Leela: no, i just work here.
or also:
Fry: Is that blimp accurate? Leela: Yup. It december 31, 2999. Fry: wow, a million years.
-Space Pilot 3000
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thecrashtd
Delivery Boy
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I took this from the website: Zoidberg: "Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, nononono, not that mouth." Fry: "I only have one." Zoidberg: "Really?" Fry: "Uh...is there a human doctor around?" Zoidberg: "Young lady! I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say" (warbling noise) Fry: "Uh.." (clears throat and does his best imitation) Zoidberg: "What! My mother was a saint!!! Get out!"
that was really funny
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nichie
Crustacean
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I am partial to nearly anything Bender says. Case in point: Bender: So... we're in international waters? Professor: Indeed so. Bender whips out a walkie talkie and leans away from the others. Bender: Falcon, this is Blue Raven. The goose has nested. Repeat, the goose has nested. A motorboat comes speeding up and the man driving it hands Bender an unmarked bag. Bender puts it in his chest case and turns to the others. Bender: Hey, guess what you're accessories to?
The setup is rather long, but that one gets me every time. Also: Bender: Get a room, you two! Male Voice: We're in a room! Bender: Well then lose some weight! I could go on for ages...
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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I agee, what Bender says is always comedy gold. Bender: Bigfoot! Ranger: Where!? Bender: On your face! ahahahah!
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Prof_Funkstein
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #8 on: 10-28-2003 04:59 »
« Last Edit on: 10-28-2003 04:59 »
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Bender (in BSNBAOTV): "Parents, have you ever tried turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?" Fry (TWOF): "I did do the nasty in the pasty."
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Asylum-Fry
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by Robiben: But before that i'll just say that i cant think of a funniest line. Although if you read the script or animatic for the pilot it has a funny line there.
(Fry is looking an New New York for the first time)
Fry: Holy Sh--(Futurama Theme)
I thought it was "Where'd my bike go?" Ummm, I liked most of the lines in IITM, let me narrow it down... Fry: Alchohol fuels my powers cells, and as a mighty robot I - (falls over the couch) beep (starts snoring) Damn that was funny.
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