Zapp's pants

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Does Zapp wear pants? I can't seen to remember.

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Nope

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Do you know if it is actually mentioned in an episode?

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just look at him, plus in love's labor lost in cyberspace kif keeps trying to avoid looking up his "skirt"

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That is what I thought - I remember that in the episode.

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Even when he was at the Oscars, he wore a pantsless tux. It's safe to say that he is thoroughly anti-pants.

I guess they are too constricting...no article of clothing can contain his sexxiness.

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good call fishyjeff, that scene (or rather, pan) rocked my world 

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"You're talking to a man who wears no underwear. Ask me why!"
"Why do you wear no underwear, Lord Flash?"
"Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on! (pelvic thrust)"
- Blackadder goes Forth

On a side note, in Britian, 'pants' refers to underpants, not trousers. This can cause confusion. I assume you're referring to undergarmants. In any case,I don't want to know!

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Originally posted by Apathy Party:

On a side note, in Britian, 'pants' refers to underpants, not trousers. This can cause confusion. I assume you're referring to undergarmants. In any case,I don't want to know!

whatever he meant it doesnt matter, my answer still applies, since zapp doesnt wear "trousers" or "undergarments"

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Y'know,Amy's probably the only reason Kif hasn't killed himself yet. I mean, if I had to climb the ladder after Zapp, I'd've jumped out an airlock long ago.

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Originally posted by Kryten:
Y'know,Amy's probably the only reason Kif hasn't killed himself yet. I mean, if I had to climb the ladder after Zapp, I'd've jumped out an airlock long ago.

Me too!

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I always wanted to know what's up Zapp's pants  :P

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Originally posted by VelourFog:since zapp doesnt wear . . . "undergarments"

Yes he does - watch the shower scene in "War is the H-Word."  He wears red and white briefs.

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zapp wearing pants would change the whole outlook on him as a character... 

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No pants for zapp!
no pants for zapp!
no pants for zapp!


but didja notice how short his shirt/shirt is? oh his boys must be mighty small. 

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Originally posted by skullhappy:
No pants for zapp!
no pants for zapp!
no pants for zapp!


but didja notice how short his shirt/shirt is? oh his boys must be mighty small.   

If i wore no pants, i'd not go to school. That dodgy school uniform skirt is so short that if i bent over everyone would get an eyeful!!!!!

 

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Either he's got no underpants or his 'skirt' is really a skort, which are daisy dukes stitched under a short skirt.

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Originally posted by Kryten:
Y'know,Amy's probably the only reason Kif hasn't killed himself yet.

No she isn't. Kif wouldn't have survived his long time service for Zapp BEFORE he met Amy. I'm absolutely sure that he needs Zapps treatment. Just think about the episode Brannigan begins again(?) where all Kif could talk about was Zapps behaviour and his deeds.

Ainoth

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He did wear pants when he and Kif were discharged from the DOOP for blowing up their headquarters.

He really digs that velour.

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Originally posted by skullhappy:
No pants for zapp!
no pants for zapp!
no pants for zapp!


but didja notice how short his shirt/shirt is? oh his boys must be mighty small.   

no pants for all males! mmm boxers