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Parm

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« on: 07-19-2001 14:52 »

Does Zapp wear pants? I can't seen to remember.
VelourFog

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« Reply #1 on: 07-19-2001 14:54 »

Nope


"cuter than a chinchilla, and only twice as bitey" -rach
Parm

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« Reply #2 on: 07-19-2001 14:56 »

Do you know if it is actually mentioned in an episode?
VelourFog

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« Reply #3 on: 07-19-2001 15:01 »

just look at him, plus in love's labor lost in cyberspace kif keeps trying to avoid looking up his "skirt"


"cuter than a chinchilla, and only twice as bitey" -rach
Parm

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« Reply #4 on: 07-19-2001 15:13 »

That is what I thought - I remember that in the episode.
FishyJoe

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« Reply #5 on: 07-19-2001 15:35 »

Even when he was at the Oscars, he wore a pantsless tux. It's safe to say that he is thoroughly anti-pants.

I guess they are too constricting...no article of clothing can contain his sexxiness.

VelourFog

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« Reply #6 on: 07-19-2001 15:39 »

good call fishyjeff, that scene (or rather, pan) rocked my world  love


"cuter than a chinchilla, and only twice as bitey" -rach
Apathy Party

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« Reply #7 on: 07-19-2001 15:43 »

"You're talking to a man who wears no underwear. Ask me why!"
"Why do you wear no underwear, Lord Flash?"
"Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on! (pelvic thrust)"
- Blackadder goes Forth

On a side note, in Britian, 'pants' refers to underpants, not trousers. This can cause confusion. I assume you're referring to undergarmants. In any case,I don't want to know!
VelourFog

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« Reply #8 on: 07-19-2001 15:49 »

 
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Originally posted by Apathy Party:

On a side note, in Britian, 'pants' refers to underpants, not trousers. This can cause confusion. I assume you're referring to undergarmants. In any case,I don't want to know!
whatever he meant it doesnt matter, my answer still applies, since zapp doesnt wear "trousers" or "undergarments"



"cuter than a chinchilla, and only twice as bitey" -rach
Kryten

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« Reply #9 on: 07-19-2001 16:01 »

Y'know,Amy's probably the only reason Kif hasn't killed himself yet. I mean, if I had to climb the ladder after Zapp, I'd've jumped out an airlock long ago.

Marcet_Kroker

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« Reply #10 on: 07-19-2001 16:08 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
Y'know,Amy's probably the only reason Kif hasn't killed himself yet. I mean, if I had to climb the ladder after Zapp, I'd've jumped out an airlock long ago.

Me too!

Juliet

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« Reply #11 on: 07-19-2001 16:45 »

I always wanted to know what's up Zapp's pants  smile :P

Nixon+Morbo~???

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« Reply #12 on: 07-19-2001 22:27 »

 
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Originally posted by VelourFog:since zapp doesnt wear . . . "undergarments"

Yes he does - watch the shower scene in "War is the H-Word."  He wears red and white briefs.

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futurefreak

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« Reply #13 on: 07-19-2001 23:12 »

zapp wearing pants would change the whole outlook on him as a character...  tongue

skullhappy

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« Reply #14 on: 07-20-2001 12:43 »

No pants for zapp!
no pants for zapp!
no pants for zapp!


but didja notice how short his shirt/shirt is? oh his boys must be mighty small.  confused
Marcet_Kroker

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« Reply #15 on: 07-20-2001 13:00 »

 
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Originally posted by skullhappy:
No pants for zapp!
no pants for zapp!
no pants for zapp!


but didja notice how short his shirt/shirt is? oh his boys must be mighty small.   confused

If i wore no pants, i'd not go to school. That dodgy school uniform skirt is so short that if i bent over everyone would get an eyeful!!!!!

  red face
Just Chris

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« Reply #16 on: 07-20-2001 14:09 »

Either he's got no underpants or his 'skirt' is really a skort, which are daisy dukes stitched under a short skirt.

Ainoth

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« Reply #17 on: 07-20-2001 16:45 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
Y'know,Amy's probably the only reason Kif hasn't killed himself yet.

No she isn't. Kif wouldn't have survived his long time service for Zapp BEFORE he met Amy. I'm absolutely sure that he needs Zapps treatment. Just think about the episode Brannigan begins again(?) where all Kif could talk about was Zapps behaviour and his deeds.

Ainoth
Flying Hellfish

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« Reply #18 on: 07-20-2001 19:18 »

He did wear pants when he and Kif were discharged from the DOOP for blowing up their headquarters.

He really digs that velour.
futurefreak

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« Reply #19 on: 07-21-2001 01:02 »

 
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Originally posted by skullhappy:
No pants for zapp!
no pants for zapp!
no pants for zapp!


but didja notice how short his shirt/shirt is? oh his boys must be mighty small.   confused

no pants for all males! mmm boxers   flirt

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