Not another quote game!

[Reply #640 on:]

"My hip hurts! I'm in the middle of cooking a turkey! I have warranty cards to fill out! I'm not just making excuses!"

Farnsworth, COTH

TOTPD 

[Reply #641 on:]

"Yeah I was gonna flip through that later on...."

Fry in MTS....

[Reply #642 on:]

My god! it so hard to choose a winner! 
*thinking*   
The winner is........................... ....
 

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BIRDBOT!!!

Yours made me laugh the most 

[Reply #643 on:]

Woo  !

You've just found out you've got a promotion at work. The first thing you say / do is...

[Reply #644 on:]

Hey (insert competitors name) do you like bananas?
i got a promotion, how do you like them bananas
 - Guenther in Mars University (slightly reworded)

[Reply #645 on:]

"Yes....! In your face Gorgak...." (Or whoever you beat)

Bender in My 3 Suns....

[Reply #646 on:]

"all right! i'm gonna be rich! [to person who also got a promotion:] you too, but it's hard to get excited about that."
-bender, the problem with popplers

[Reply #647 on:]

"About time!"

 - One of Bender's orphans, "The Cyber House Rules"

[Reply #648 on:]

"Horray!"
-Zoidberg in numerous episodes

[Reply #649 on:]

"Allright!!! *highfive*"
Fry in HHRHGB

[Reply #650 on:]

"the cruelty of the old boss is over, let a whole new wave wash over you"

bender, a pharoah to remember

[Reply #651 on:]

Beat it everyone who hasn't got a promotion, and that includes you [insert co-worker's name].

Professor - (edited) in.... I forgot. 

[Reply #652 on:]

Say to collegues under you :"Now that I'm in charge, I don't want you to worry about[company's name], let me worry about[blank]!"

(slightly altered- Fry in Futurestock.)

[Reply #653 on:]

Having flipped my three sided coin

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(to decide if I should choose a winner)

, the winner is...

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bish (!!x20)

[Reply #654 on:]

WOO!!! ok, you are arrested for a crime you didn't commit, as you are being handcuffed you say..

[Reply #655 on:]

(to the your chum, who's having similar troubles)
"Let's see how friendly we get when we're sharing a prison cell!"

Zapp Branigan, War is the H-Word

[Reply #656 on:]

Policeman: He's making a break for it! Get him!
Me: No, I was just picking my nose.
Policeman: He's picking his nose! get him!

-Bender Get's Made (I think)

[Reply #657 on:]

You say to you mate"(insert name)!!You gotta bust me out! I wont survive in jail! Im too pretty!"

Slightly rephrased- Zoidberg in The Deep South
(i think).

[Reply #658 on:]

Police: What makes a person go nutral..?(sp?)Power? Lust for gold? Or were just born with a heart full of nutrality?
Me: *Groan*
Zapp and partial Leela, "Brannigin begin again"

[Reply #659 on:]

In case you're often arrested for a crime you didn't commit:
"Handcuffs! No not again. Please anything else!"

Fry edited from SP3000

[Reply #660 on:]

Your Lawyer: I got you a deal on community service.
You: Aw, couldn't you have just gotten me the death penalty?

Bender- Bird-Bot of Ice Catraz

[Reply #661 on:]

Me: "What?"
Arresting Police-officer: "It was almost the perfect crime but you forgot one thing: rock crushes scissors ... [ponders] But paper covers rock and scissors cuts paper!"

 - Leela and Zapp "Brannigan Begin Again"

[Reply #662 on:]

'That's her officers, that's the woman who programmed me for evil'

Bender - The Series has Landed

[Reply #663 on:]

 

Originally posted by missBender:
You say to you mate"(insert name)!!You gotta bust me out! I wont survive in jail! Im too pretty!"

Slightly rephrased- Zoidberg in The Deep South
(i think).

That was "When Aliens Attack"

[Reply #664 on:]

"Let's see how much of a cop you really aaaaarrrrrrrre!"
*Starts running at the police with a knife*

Roberto, "Insane in The Mainframe" (Slightly reworded)

[Reply #665 on:]

Thanks DavidCohens1fan. Or course it was When Aliens Attack. I would have remembered that if I wasnt lacking the Delta Brainwave.

[Reply #666 on:]

'It wasn't me! It was ghosts! Big ones! And a tornado!'
- Bender, from 'How Hermes Requiesitioned His Groove Back', slightly rephrased.   

[Reply #667 on:]

Has it been 24 hours yet?

Damn my impatience!!haha

Total Hell!Ive probably ruined my chances now!! 

[Reply #668 on:]

im gonna have to go for M0le, honourble mentions go to Teral and Tom123, however SlackJawedMoron's was just wierd and freaky

[Reply #669 on:]

well, mole? we're waiting impatiently! it's been like, 5 hours or something! it's hard to tell, i'm not sure how the PEEL clock is set compared to west coast time.

[Reply #670 on:]

c'mon im saying!

[Reply #671 on:]

well, it's been 24 hours, so here goes:

you're on PEEL, when suddenly an error message appears on the screen. you click OK, and your computer explodes. you say...

[Reply #672 on:]

"Clooool!"

 - Amy "Leela's Homeworld"/"Love & Rocket"

[Reply #673 on:]

Person Standing next to me: You don't go up from an asking price.
Me: I'm sorry i thought it was an auction.
Person selling something on the internet: I am not pleased!
Me: I'm sorry $80,000.
Person on Computer gets excited and explodes.

Leela, Amy and Victor from Put your Head on my Shoulder edited

[Reply #674 on:]

"Peel, you owe me one!" Fry in SP3000 edited

[Reply #675 on:]

"Bad news,nobody!My supercomputer superexploded! I want you to go exchange it for a wobbly cd rack and some of those rancid chilly-dogs"

Slightly modified- Professor in LTH

[Reply #676 on:]

My crappy computer crapped out on me!
Bender, "Bendin' In The Wind"
slightly modified.

[Reply #677 on:]

'We're Doomed [grab a mate and say] DOOOOOOMMEEEDD'

Benders' - Farnsworth Parabox

[Reply #678 on:]

"Oh, marmalade!"
-Scruffy, "Parasite Lost"

[Reply #679 on:]

well, i'm not sure if it's been quite 24 hours, but the winner is... [drumroll]

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newhook!