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Birdbot

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« Reply #640 on: 04-21-2004 00:18 »
« Last Edit on: 04-21-2004 00:18 »

"My hip hurts! I'm in the middle of cooking a turkey! I have warranty cards to fill out! I'm not just making excuses!"

Farnsworth, COTH

TOTPD  tongue
Gleno

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #641 on: 04-21-2004 10:37 »

"Yeah I was gonna flip through that later on...."

Fry in MTS....
KiKiX

Bending Unit
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« Reply #642 on: 04-21-2004 13:21 »

My god! it so hard to choose a winner!  eek
*thinking*  confused  hmpf
The winner is........................... ....
 
Yours made me laugh the most  laff

"A is for Ass!"~Bender
"Fembot: Bender, Honey we love you.
Bender: Shut up baby I know it!"

 www.freewebs.com/fruitbat99/
Birdbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #643 on: 04-22-2004 00:44 »

Woo  tongue!

You've just found out you've got a promotion at work. The first thing you say / do is...
Fryrish1

Bending Unit
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« Reply #644 on: 04-22-2004 00:58 »

Hey (insert competitors name) do you like bananas?
i got a promotion, how do you like them bananas
 - Guenther in Mars University (slightly reworded)
Gleno

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #645 on: 04-22-2004 05:54 »

"Yes....! In your face Gorgak...." (Or whoever you beat)

Bender in My 3 Suns....
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #646 on: 04-22-2004 11:13 »
« Last Edit on: 04-22-2004 11:13 »

"all right! i'm gonna be rich! [to person who also got a promotion:] you too, but it's hard to get excited about that."
-bender, the problem with popplers
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #647 on: 04-22-2004 12:32 »

"About time!"

 - One of Bender's orphans, "The Cyber House Rules"
Yinger36

Starship Captain
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« Reply #648 on: 04-22-2004 13:58 »

"Horray!"
-Zoidberg in numerous episodes
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #649 on: 04-22-2004 13:59 »
« Last Edit on: 04-22-2004 13:59 »

"Allright!!! *highfive*"
Fry in HHRHGB
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #650 on: 04-22-2004 14:24 »

"the cruelty of the old boss is over, let a whole new wave wash over you"

bender, a pharoah to remember
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #651 on: 04-22-2004 14:36 »

Beat it everyone who hasn't got a promotion, and that includes you [insert co-worker's name].

Professor - (edited) in.... I forgot.  confused
missBender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #652 on: 04-22-2004 15:30 »
« Last Edit on: 04-22-2004 15:30 »

Say to collegues under you :"Now that I'm in charge, I don't want you to worry about[company's name], let me worry about[blank]!"

(slightly altered- Fry in Futurestock.)
Birdbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #653 on: 04-23-2004 07:34 »

Having flipped my three sided coin
, the winner is...

bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #654 on: 04-24-2004 09:36 »

WOO!!! ok, you are arrested for a crime you didn't commit, as you are being handcuffed you say..
SlackJawedMoron

Urban Legend
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« Reply #655 on: 04-24-2004 09:40 »

(to the your chum, who's having similar troubles)
"Let's see how friendly we get when we're sharing a prison cell!"

Zapp Branigan, War is the H-Word
zomit

Starship Captain
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« Reply #656 on: 04-24-2004 10:27 »

Policeman: He's making a break for it! Get him!
Me: No, I was just picking my nose.
Policeman: He's picking his nose! get him!

-Bender Get's Made (I think)
missBender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #657 on: 04-24-2004 11:02 »

You say to you mate"(insert name)!!You gotta bust me out! I wont survive in jail! Im too pretty!"

Slightly rephrased- Zoidberg in The Deep South
(i think).
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #658 on: 04-24-2004 11:12 »

Police: What makes a person go nutral..?(sp?)Power? Lust for gold? Or were just born with a heart full of nutrality?
Me: *Groan*
Zapp and partial Leela, "Brannigin begin again"
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #659 on: 04-24-2004 13:34 »
« Last Edit on: 04-24-2004 13:34 »

In case you're often arrested for a crime you didn't commit:
"Handcuffs! No not again. Please anything else!"

Fry edited from SP3000
tom123

Starship Captain
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« Reply #660 on: 04-24-2004 14:05 »

Your Lawyer: I got you a deal on community service.
You: Aw, couldn't you have just gotten me the death penalty?

Bender- Bird-Bot of Ice Catraz
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #661 on: 04-24-2004 15:39 »

Me: "What?"
Arresting Police-officer: "It was almost the perfect crime but you forgot one thing: rock crushes scissors ... [ponders] But paper covers rock and scissors cuts paper!"

 - Leela and Zapp "Brannigan Begin Again"
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #662 on: 04-24-2004 16:00 »

'That's her officers, that's the woman who programmed me for evil'

Bender - The Series has Landed
DavidCohens1fan

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #663 on: 04-24-2004 19:56 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by missBender:
You say to you mate"(insert name)!!You gotta bust me out! I wont survive in jail! Im too pretty!"

Slightly rephrased- Zoidberg in The Deep South
(i think).


That was "When Aliens Attack"
newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« Reply #664 on: 04-24-2004 20:35 »

"Let's see how much of a cop you really aaaaarrrrrrrre!"
*Starts running at the police with a knife*

Roberto, "Insane in The Mainframe" (Slightly reworded)
missBender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #665 on: 04-24-2004 20:49 »

Thanks DavidCohens1fan. Or course it was When Aliens Attack. I would have remembered that if I wasnt lacking the Delta Brainwave.
M0le

Space Pope
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« Reply #666 on: 04-24-2004 22:37 »

'It wasn't me! It was ghosts! Big ones! And a tornado!'
- Bender, from 'How Hermes Requiesitioned His Groove Back', slightly rephrased.   smile
missBender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #667 on: 04-25-2004 14:09 »
« Last Edit on: 04-25-2004 14:09 »

Has it been 24 hours yet?

Damn my impatience!!haha

Total Hell!Ive probably ruined my chances now!!  frown
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #668 on: 04-25-2004 16:17 »

im gonna have to go for M0le, honourble mentions go to Teral and Tom123, however SlackJawedMoron's was just wierd and freaky
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #669 on: 04-26-2004 01:41 »

well, mole? we're waiting impatiently! it's been like, 5 hours or something! it's hard to tell, i'm not sure how the PEEL clock is set compared to west coast time.
missBender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #670 on: 04-26-2004 18:49 »

c'mon im saying!
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #671 on: 04-27-2004 11:21 »

well, it's been 24 hours, so here goes:

you're on PEEL, when suddenly an error message appears on the screen. you click OK, and your computer explodes. you say...
Teral

Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #672 on: 04-27-2004 11:35 »

"Clooool!"

 - Amy "Leela's Homeworld"/"Love & Rocket"
Sm@ Cpt. Libido

Bending Unit
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« Reply #673 on: 04-27-2004 11:56 »
« Last Edit on: 04-27-2004 11:56 »

Person Standing next to me: You don't go up from an asking price.
Me: I'm sorry i thought it was an auction.
Person selling something on the internet: I am not pleased!
Me: I'm sorry $80,000.
Person on Computer gets excited and explodes.

Leela, Amy and Victor from Put your Head on my Shoulder edited
germanfryfan

The Listmaker
Urban Legend
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« Reply #674 on: 04-27-2004 11:58 »

"Peel, you owe me one!" Fry in SP3000 edited
missBender

Bending Unit
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« Reply #675 on: 04-27-2004 12:15 »

"Bad news,nobody!My supercomputer superexploded! I want you to go exchange it for a wobbly cd rack and some of those rancid chilly-dogs"

Slightly modified- Professor in LTH
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #676 on: 04-27-2004 15:13 »

My crappy computer crapped out on me!
Bender, "Bendin' In The Wind"
slightly modified.
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #677 on: 04-27-2004 15:22 »

'We're Doomed [grab a mate and say] DOOOOOOMMEEEDD'

Benders' - Farnsworth Parabox
newhook_1

Urban Legend
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« Reply #678 on: 04-27-2004 15:41 »

"Oh, marmalade!"
-Scruffy, "Parasite Lost"
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #679 on: 04-28-2004 12:28 »

well, i'm not sure if it's been quite 24 hours, but the winner is... [drumroll]
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