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Young_and_Angry
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"Just like in the movie theater! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" -Bender, "Spainish Fry"{
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Dr. Morberg
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"No! No! I was young, and reckless!" Morgan Procter from "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back"
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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"I agree with everything he just said!"
John Jackson in "A Head in the Polls"
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Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Heh, that made me chuckly quite a bit. Maltho, you're next.
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Dr. Morberg
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"It has come to my attention that I have been paying to do nothing but loaf about on the couch."
Modified Hermes from "My Three Suns"
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Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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"Aaaaaah" (Rush to the side of dying pet) "Please, *petname here* don't die." (The pet croaks) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
- Leela "The Day The Earth Stood Stupid"
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Young_and_Angry
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When I said " Kill all dogs", i alwasy said " except one." Sparky was that one. Bwa waa!!" Bender- "The Sting" (HEAVILY edited)
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Darth_Chocula
Crustacean
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"Is this another one of your scams for free yamikas?"
oh yeah and I tried going "Well that guy's boned"
but everyone just went "what, you think someonesgoing to screw him?"
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Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA... Heh-he-he-he..."
- Wernstrum "Crimes Of The Hot"
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Young_and_Angry
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Coilette hasn't come, so someone, please, take the liberty of coming up with another scenario! I can't, because I have no ideas!
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Sil
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You work in a bar, and you bring the wrong drinks to the wrong table, for the fourth time that day. The customer becomes irate. Your response/excuse? (NOT anecdotal, I assure you! )
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