Not another quote game!

[Reply #280 on:]

"Oh well, I missed the bus. Time to do what I always do in these situations." (Breaks down crying)
-Bender, in Obsoletely Fabulous
*Heavily* edited

[Reply #281 on:]

Fryday, you win this round.

For the "one meter from rescue" line.

[Reply #282 on:]

*Bump*

Edit: I just thought of one...

...You've just come home from work / school / where ever, eager to post on PEEL. You rush to your computer, only to find it in ruins. The first words out of your mouth are...

- - - - - -
3POTPD
(3rd Post On The Page Dance)
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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein
Curiosity killed the cat, but it had to do it nine times.
Don't just shoot the messenger...
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count and those who can't.

[Reply #283 on:]

"I hate my life. I hate my life. I hate my life."
Fry in... something.... was that Insane In The Mainframe??
Lttle help?

[Reply #284 on:]

"Fixit, fixit, fixit, fixit, fixit... Fixit, fixit, fixit!" to whoever is nearby.

QueenOfRobonia: Methinks that was from the pilot, as he was biking at the very beginning.

Edit: I just realized I didn't say who it was from... It's obviously Fry (to Leela) in... that episode... that I watched less than a week ago... it's going to bug me now...

[Reply #285 on:]

Oh yeah thanks!
Momentary point of complete and utter stupidity there...
Also... "But. Me. Need. Computer. For. Message. Posting!"
Heavily edited bit in How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back.

[Reply #286 on:]

"Press the button that retaliates!" younger sibling says:"Ummm...which one retaliates?" "THEY ALL RETALIATE!" Mom and one of her sons from futurestock.

P.S. Glad to know i won at least one!

[Reply #287 on:]

Proffessy
"with my last breath i blame...zoidbergggggggg!"
Teenage mutant leela's hurdles

[Reply #288 on:]

"Help Satan,you owe me!"

[Reply #289 on:]

"Buddha! Zeus! God! One of you guys do something!"

Proffesor from "The Farnsworth Parabox".

[Reply #290 on:]

"Oh marmalade!"
- Scruffy, "Parasites Lost"

[Reply #291 on:]

"Oh dip....!"

Fry in err WNFHGB I think....

[Reply #292 on:]

..Crud...
-Fry from SP3K I believe

[Reply #293 on:]

"How could this have happened?"
- Zoidberg, in "The Deep South"

[Reply #294 on:]

The winner is....

Show spoiler

...Dr. Morberg Your go!

[Reply #295 on:]

Your very best friend breaks into your house and holds a gun to your head. You say...

[Reply #296 on:]

"Stop! Take one more step and I'll breathe fire on you!"
- Fry in Fear of a Bot Planet

[Reply #297 on:]

"Goodbye cruel world...Goodbye cruel lamp...Goodbye cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin...and the cute little pompom curtain pull cords, cruel though they may be."
- Professor, A Clone of My Own

[Reply #298 on:]

*Move out of the way just before he pulls the trigger*
"Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot at where I was going to be!"

Lrrr in AOI II

[Reply #299 on:]

"I'll give you 5 dollars to not do what you're thinking about doing...."

Bender in AHITP

[Reply #300 on:]

"Wait, don't kill me.  I think I'm starting to come down with Stockholm syndrome, handsome."
- Bender, in "Insane in the Mainframe"

[Reply #301 on:]

[In heavy British accent]"hello, what's all this then"
Bender-Parasites Lost

[Reply #302 on:]

This one is tough, but I'm going to have to give it to David A

[Reply #303 on:]

You've just won Poster of the Month...

[Reply #304 on:]

"My head is spinning! Like a whirlpool it never ends!"

Nixon from War is the H-word.

[Reply #305 on:]

dam i had a good one.

 Why are you doing this you already have my power of atternieship.

Fry in, was it TDTESS. Oh i dont now and dont correct my spelling. DAM IT

[Reply #306 on:]

"Eat it evreyone that has never won Poster of the Month!"
Farnsworth from AOI2 [slightly edited]

[Reply #307 on:]

And the POTM is...
*hypnotoad staring*
[monotone]Birdbot. All glory to Birdbot
*hypnotoad staring*
everyone: *clap* ... *clap* ... *clap* ... *clap*

- The Day Earth Stood Stupid

[Reply #308 on:]

"Thank you, I deserve this"

Farnsworth from Crimes of the Hot.

(if it ain't been done already)

[Reply #309 on:]

yahooooo!!!
(space pilot 3000)

[Reply #310 on:]

"Hear the word of the POTM. Build unto me a statue of ridiculous proportion. One billion cubits in height; that I might be remembered for all eternity. And be quick about it!"

-Bender, A Pharoh to Remember (slightly edited)

[Reply #311 on:]

"Once I'm swept into office I'll sell all our childrens organs to zoo's for meat and I'll break into peoples houses at night and wreck up the place!"      

 - Nixon, "A Head In The Polls"

[Reply #312 on:]

"Hurray! People are paying attention to me!"

- Zoidberg, in "Godfellas"

[Reply #313 on:]

Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

me with a brain slug on my head.

[Reply #314 on:]

"Finally! Recognition!"
- Zoidberg, in Bendin' in the Wind

[Reply #315 on:]

"Woohoo! And the crowd goes wild! Now what prize do I win? Cash?"

Bender in I Second That Emotion

[Reply #316 on:]

"Now Zoidberg's the popular one!"

Zoidberg, The Cryonic Woman

[Reply #317 on:]

"im walking on sunshine ohohoh im walkin on sunshine"
"woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof"

Fry and seymour, jurassic bark

[Reply #318 on:]

Boingo wins.

[Reply #319 on:]

Come on Boingo, this thread is too much fun to be forgotten....