Not another quote game!

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You don't have an idea for this thread, so instead you...

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QueenOfRobonia: That is  a joke on cats having nine lives and curiosity killing the cat, not my a stupid cat. For curiosity to properly kill a cat, it would have to kill the cat nine times. 

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[Reply #241 on:]

"Go crazy and kill everyone with a hammer....!" (edited)

Sorry go on....

Bender in WTBR....

And I thought Boingo's response should have won the last quote but meh....

[Reply #242 on:]

That's quite hard to think of a quote to go with that, could you maybe think of something that happened rather than something being said?

Turn to whoever happens to be eating a turkey off their head and shout "Go man, go!"
Bender in AOI I I think....

Also, I know I was joking! I was merely pointing out that that cat must be a bit dumb.
I watch too much Red Dwarf, I always put a capital C in cat for some reason.

[Reply #243 on:]

"I am leaving this thread for no raisin!"

Brain, from "The Day The Earth Stood Stupid" (Slightly modified, by the way)

[Reply #244 on:]

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Sorry about wait & the hard topic everyone.

And the winner is...
             
..........Gleno

[Reply #245 on:]

No way I won hurrah....!
That was a bit hard but I'll give it my best....

You see a really gorgeous girl (or guy) walking down the street so you approach him/her and say....

[Reply #246 on:]

"Hey dude, wanna kill all humans?"
Bender,, I, Roomate

(it's actually hey sexy mama, but i wouldn't say that to a hot guy)

[Reply #247 on:]

"You look like a woman who enjoys the finer things. Why don't you come over and feel my velour bedspread?"

 - Zapp, "Love's Labours Lost In Space"

or

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

 - Kif (reading from Zapp's book of pickup lines), Amazon Women In The Mood"

[Reply #248 on:]

You wanna do it?

-Amy, from "Put Your Head On My Shoulder"

[Reply #249 on:]

"Let's get busy and freaky, in that order"
Truck-stop-jerk-guy in Parasites Lost
Wrong wording I think, you know what I mean!

[Reply #250 on:]

It's been a few days, Teral yours made me laugh the most....your shot 

[Reply #251 on:]

*bump*

*clock ticking*

Come on, Teral. We're waiting...

[Reply #252 on:]

Okay, you're shopping and while smilling to an attractive woman/guy, you accidently knock over  a huge stack of canned food, catching the attention of every shopper in the store. What do you say to keep your dignity? (please, not too many Amy-isms  )

[Reply #253 on:]

"Uh, it was ghosts! Big ones! And a tornado!"

Bender, from "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back"

[Reply #254 on:]

"This is for bender`s martini"
The toutching line of Fry In When Aliens Attack

[Reply #255 on:]

"I don't know you well enough to get into why I did that!"
Whale Biologist from '300 Big Boys'
"Besides you're**points at a person staring** lumpy and you smell awful"
(Edited a tad)

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"Did everything just taste purple for a second?" 

 
the why of fry

[Reply #257 on:]

"Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!"
*Scuttles away.*  -Zoidberg (many episodes)

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"Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked!" -Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles

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It was fry  (run)

Zoidberg from 30% Iron Chef

[Reply #260 on:]

"I hate bottels" on a T-Shirt in
30%Iron chef

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Wow did you see that vase break, it was like.
         (makes alot of explosion noises)
                   Fry in Parasites lost.

I like it, but if I were you i'd pick the ghosts and a tornado one that was good.           

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"There's obviously....I say there's obviously been some sort of....mistake...."

Bender in A Fishful Of Dollars as the stolen items fall out of his jumper....

[Reply #263 on:]

Point to the attractive person you smiled at and scream "That's him/her officers! He/she's the one who programmed me for evil!"
Bender, The Series has Landed
A bit out of place but I like it. 

[Reply #264 on:]

'Ok, here is the plan, Zoidberg, pick up the pieces, everyone else, take five.' Leela - Roswell that ends well

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When I find the answer to the current quote game question - "What did I do?"
Whoever said it, and in what ep. I will try and find out.

[Reply #266 on:]

(Point to nearby person)

Me: Stand by to take the blame. Steady, steady...now!

-Zapp, in A Taste of Freedom

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"I cant pay!" Zoidberg as he's at the drive thru in Problem with popplers.

[Reply #268 on:]

Gleno, come right up. Today you are a winner.

[Reply #269 on:]

No way I win again....Schweet....

ok how about this....

A close friend invites you to go see your favourite band with them, (they have free tickets) but you have a hot date with your boy/girlfriend....you don't want to hurt their feelings when you turn them down so you say....

[Reply #270 on:]

"I can't go out with you tonight because I HAVE SWETTY BOOT RASH!!"

Leela in 'Farnsworth's Parabox'

[Reply #271 on:]

Assuming my favourite band's Neil Diamond, I'd say:

"A year ago, I was beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie."

- Fry, in The Farnsworth Parabox (slightly modified)

[Reply #272 on:]

"I'm sorry I can't go to the concert with you, guys. For you see, I'm dying. Cough. Then fall over dead."

 - Farnsworth "When Aliens Attack"

[Reply #273 on:]

"I'd love to but I have to perform surgery."

iHawk, from "War is the H-word"

Teral took my first choice...

[zoidberg]That's my joke, I'll kill you![/zoidberg]

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I'm not playing favourites here but Teral wins again....how about we make a rule the same person can't win twice in a row...(after this one)

Only a few people seem to be playing this game though so it makes it hard....

[Reply #275 on:]

I won? My evil plan for world domination is back on track!

It's pouring down, and just when you turn the corner you see the last bus leave the busstop. You're several miles from your house, in anguish you yell...

[Reply #276 on:]

i'm sure i've used this one in a different situation, but what the heck!
"THIS IS THE WORST KIND OF DISCRIMINATION, THE KIND AGAINST ME!!" - Bender - War Is The H-Word

OR
(edited) "Nuts, just one metre away from rescue! - Bender - Obsoletely fabulous

And that doubles my chances of winning!, oh wait, let me get my calculator.....

[Reply #277 on:]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"-Fry from Time Keeps On Slippin i believe(when they blow up the nebula)

[Reply #278 on:]

"At least I still have my self respect."

Moon guy, from "The Series Has Landed"

[Reply #279 on:]

"With my last breath...I blame Zoidberrrrrggggggg!!"
[or something to that effect]
Farnsworth in TMLH