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Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #40 on: 08-28-2003 13:15 »

^ It's from 'Raging Bender' deleted scenes.

Cubert: We won't fit!... *gets hit in the head by door* ...told ya
foxyboxing

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« Reply #41 on: 08-28-2003 16:07 »

Stop eating our young! And it's pronounces Gwak-A-Mole-ee.
Rage Dump

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« Reply #42 on: 08-28-2003 18:54 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Gleno
Mom: "Jam a bastard in it you crap!"

Originally posted by Otis P Jivefunk:
^ It's from 'Raging Bender' deleted scenes.

Umm, isn't it from Futurestock?
Mom : The New delivey kings?! I'm sick of hearing about those turtle squirts!
One of the "Sons: : But thier kings Mom
Mom : Jam a bastard in it you crap!

It isnt a deleted scene either...
Nixorbo

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« Reply #43 on: 08-28-2003 20:03 »

Otis, I think you're thinking of:

"Make that bitch your bitch you bastard!"
Metallica

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« Reply #44 on: 08-29-2003 00:11 »
« Last Edit on: 08-29-2003 00:11 »

im not shure who theese are from but...  "this man is over gasped!"---"Lets Conservate!"  and this from bender---   U will be known as (wiggles fingers) wiggles also morbos  "oily humanoid"is  good.  there was a sign i saw that said free chilly (lilly) i think  ive seen that somewhere but i dont know where>>>:/        oh   ok  some funny phrases in there smile
Coop

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« Reply #45 on: 08-29-2003 00:40 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Metallica:
im not shure who theese are from but...  "this man is over gasped!"---"Lets Conservate!"  and this from bender---   U will be known as (wiggles fingers) wiggles also morbos  "oily humanoid"is  good.  there was a sign i saw that said free chilly (lilly) i think  ive seen that somewhere but i dont know where>>>:/

Those are all from "The bird-bot of Ice-katraz"



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Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #46 on: 08-29-2003 13:31 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Otis, I think you're thinking of:

"Make that bitch your bitch you bastard!"

You're right, I mixed them up, sorry about that.

Piekeabot: Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap...

oxygengiver2000

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« Reply #47 on: 08-29-2003 13:52 »

can u please if you are gonning to say rude rude put a * inbeetween them cus when my mum was looking at  me histroy on the internet and she sore the word bas*ard ever were she was not happy
Agent Rodriquez

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« Reply #48 on: 09-01-2003 09:49 »

"Kittens give Morbo gas."

"Is there anything more depressing than this? Only drowning puppies, and there would have to be a lot of them."

Morbo and Linda always crack me up.
Smitty

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« Reply #49 on: 09-02-2003 16:01 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Metallica:
im not shure who theese are from but...  "this man is over gasped!"---"Lets Conservate!"  and this from bender---   U will be known as (wiggles fingers) wiggles also morbos  "oily humanoid"is  good.  there was a sign i saw that said free chilly (lilly) i think  ive seen that somewhere but i dont know where>>>:/        oh   ok  some funny phrases in there  smile

Lol, I forgot about "oily humanoid." Best Morbo line ever.
CTV

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« Reply #50 on: 09-02-2003 16:54 »

Terry: Welcome to the world of tomorrow!
Kryten

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« Reply #51 on: 09-03-2003 02:27 »

"Chester A. Arthur fall down!"
Goldfish

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« Reply #52 on: 09-03-2003 14:01 »

Leela: I didn't know you had a wife.
Leela's boss: And she doesn't know I have a job, I keep my personal and professional life seperate.
Rocketboy

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« Reply #53 on: 09-03-2003 15:59 »

Does Hermes count as a non-major Charicter?

If So:

Hermes: I'll have a horse coke

Guy: Horse Pespsi ok?

Hermes: Nay.
MetaFox

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« Reply #54 on: 09-03-2003 16:33 »

Another Hermes line:

In a towel with a board in front of his face:

"Look!  I'm invisible!"
VGZed
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« Reply #55 on: 09-03-2003 18:22 »

Anchorlady: "That's a 'T'. It makes a 'tuh' sound.
Morbo: Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU.

It really doesnt seem funny on paper, but I got a laugh out of it  tongue
Simethos

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« Reply #56 on: 09-03-2003 19:13 »

Standing on Planet Express's balchony, Leela reaches for Fry's new robot hands...
Leela: ACK! They're so cold.
Robot Devil: And yet Hell is so hot. HAHAHAHAHA!!! (replying from down below)
Robot Devil: Can I have my hands back now?
Fry NO!
Robot Devil: You're not nice.
outlander3000

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« Reply #57 on: 09-03-2003 21:50 »

Mom: these jerk-wad robots make me sick to my ass!
Asylum-Fry

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« Reply #58 on: 09-03-2003 23:53 »

Farnsworth: Satan, you owe me!
Zack Brannigan

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« Reply #59 on: 09-04-2003 00:16 »

That guy: Fry, I'm an '80s guy.  Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I beat you in the face with a pool cue until you get detached retinas.

I laughed for 10 minutes at that!
planetcutie

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« Reply #60 on: 09-04-2003 01:39 »

Nixon's monologue in 'A Head In The Polls' is good :

"Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat. And I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! Muhuhahahaha!"

As his reaction to having it recorded :

"Oh <expletive deleted>!"

"Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything."
Asylum-Fry

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« Reply #61 on: 09-04-2003 01:43 »

Heheheh...

He wasn't THAT evil way back when he was president, was he? I wasn't alive at the time.
Damitol

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« Reply #62 on: 09-04-2003 12:15 »
« Last Edit on: 09-04-2003 12:15 »

So many, so many...

Umbriel: What the hell is that?

Morgan Proctor: Naturally I'll have to assign a bureaucrat to fill in for Hermes while he's away. I assign me, I accept, welcome aboard.

Monk in Godfellas: Oh how convenient. A theory about God that doesn't require looking through a telescope. Get back to work!

*Anything* from Morbo and/or Linda
Lt. Kroker

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« Reply #63 on: 09-04-2003 14:21 »

Leela's boss: So I told Leela, "Your request for a date is most flattering but I must decline." These office romances never work out. After all, that's how I met my horrible wife.

Guy in the queue at Luna Park: Uhhh... mnnn... uhhh... mmm... NO!

I use that all the time.
Teral

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« Reply #64 on: 09-04-2003 16:12 »

I love the deep voices Frank Welker, Tress MacNeille and Billy West use as Nibblonians. That's mainly why these quotes are great.

Ken: "We also prepared a baglunch and some mittens."

Fiona: "The four welcomes of friendship to you as well, Leela. We shall manipulate your mind, so we appear to be speaking your language. Do not be afraid, my child."
Leela: "I'm not afraid."
Fiona: "Uhh .. good ..good..."

Ken: "But let the Feast Of A Thousand Hams begin!"

Fiona: "The brains are weakening. Nibblonians to nibblestations. Prepare cuddlebug for deployment in 40 nibblets."
Ken: [sigh] "Sometime I fear we are cute."
Fiona: "Ooh, nigglesnoosh."

And the all-time best non-main character quote is:

Nixon: "Aroooo..."
Pitt Clemens

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« Reply #65 on: 09-05-2003 19:33 »

Nerd: Are you Lucy Liu?
Madaline Albright: Sure.
LaVaLaDy

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« Reply #66 on: 09-05-2003 20:27 »

LaBarbara: Its alright baby, ya dont havta limbo if ya dont wanta, it dosent make ya any less of a man.
Pitt Clemens

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« Reply #67 on: 09-05-2003 23:05 »
« Last Edit on: 09-05-2003 23:05 »

My favorite LaBarbra quote is:

"You should have been proud of them for doing a good job.  Not following along in your foodstamps"

Oh yeah.

"Go Hermes!  Beat that Mahoganey God!"
Asylum-Fry

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« Reply #68 on: 09-05-2003 23:11 »

I love that line in The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz where Bender screams "Wiggles!" at Fry. Cracks me up. I can't use it very often, but it's fun to look back on.
LaVaLaDy

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« Reply #69 on: 09-05-2003 23:37 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Pitt Clemens:
My favorite LaBarbra quote is:

"You should have been proud of them for doing a good job.  Not following along in your foodstamps"

Oh yeah.

"Go Hermes!  Beat that Mahoganey God!"

heh heh heh I LOVE those!!   big grin
Rage Dump

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« Reply #70 on: 09-05-2003 23:59 »

Another Morbo classic:
"Our next guest has been teaching people to cook for over 30 years, but apparently my wife hasnt been listening... I WILL DESTROY HER!!!

And while we are on the subject of LaBarbera
"I'm here to take my little stub-of-a-husband home"

Not sure about the 100% accuracy of either of those quotes...
Rocketboy

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« Reply #71 on: 09-06-2003 00:11 »

Another!!

Brain: HAHA! I am winning! I am the greetest! And now I shall leave earth for no RASIN!!!!   laff
Pitt Clemens

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« Reply #72 on: 09-06-2003 14:29 »

Fry: Who are you
Scruffy :(Reading 0-G Juggs) Scruffy...The janitor.
Fry Well, why aren't you fixing this thing?
Scruffy: Scheduling conlfict. (Turns page)

Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived.  (Turns page)

They didn't kill him!  Yay!
Goldfish

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« Reply #73 on: 09-06-2003 15:26 »
« Last Edit on: 09-06-2003 15:26 »

Actually it was Bender who asked why he wasn't fixing the boiler. And I think he asked who scruffy was too (/nitpick)
"Marmalade!"
SuperFry

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« Reply #74 on: 09-06-2003 18:34 »

Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #75 on: 09-12-2003 11:38 »

Hank Arron: Keep your eye off that ball
SpaceCase

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« Reply #76 on: 09-13-2003 05:01 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Coop:
I wish I could remember Leela's Boss' name...

It's "Ipgee."
Zed 85

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« Reply #77 on: 09-13-2003 06:02 »

Slurm guy: I DON'T PAY YOU TO SING!!!
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #78 on: 09-13-2003 06:28 »

President Truman: Hot crackers, I take exception to that!
Pitt Clemens

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« Reply #79 on: 09-24-2003 13:05 »

*Bump*
Bender: I'm scared
Guy: We's all scared, it's da human condition.  Whys yous think I puts on this tough-guy facade?
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