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PhyscoticRobot

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #120 on: 01-13-2006 11:25 »

from anthology 1
Fry (or someone) Where are we?
Al Gore: well i know where we're not, the universe!

from anthology 2
Narrator: You watched it, you cant un-watch it!
TomAllen

Bending Unit
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« Reply #121 on: 01-13-2006 14:33 »

Narrator:  You watched it, you can't unwatch it!

This stands as my favorite quote, as it sums up not only AOI2, but Futurama as well.  Woooo!

Next to that, there are many other great lines, such as:

Neutral Vice President: Your Neutralness, it's a beige alert.
Neutral President: If I don't survive, tell my wife "Hello."
Blane

Professor
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« Reply #122 on: 01-14-2006 06:52 »

That Guy: My only regret...is that I have... boneitis!

Morbo: Pathetic humans! Prepare to write down the recipe!

Joey Mouse Pad and Bender Mouse Pad: Are you tryin to steal from the Don Bot
Bender: I'm tryin but he's not making it very easy.

Bubblegum Tate: i thought you new that algerbra was all razzmatazz!

Kif: I find the the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

Slurm Queen and Servant Servant: But master, she is a commoner! Her slurm will taste foul and bitter!
Queen: Thats why we'll market it as New Slurm! Then, when everyone hates it, we'll realease Slurm Classic, and make millions! Muh-hahaha!

Fry: Wow, back in the twentieth century, I had all five of your albums.
Beastie Boy: That was 1,000 years ago. Now we have seven.

Robot Devil: (sigh) im legalling obligated to inform you of a fiddle contest, if you up me in a fiddle contest, than bender can go free. also you get a solid gold fiddle.

Giant Brain you tricked Tom Sawyer. Painting this fence is less fun than previously indicated!

Monks: Let us out! We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them. Now we're bored.

Brain Ball The elders tell of a young ball much like you. He bounced three meters in the air. Then he bounced 1.8 meters in the air. Then he bounced FOUR meters in the air. Do I make myself clear?


thats all the ones i could think of atm. sorry if ive repeated any previously said!
CrankBot 4000

Crustacean
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« Reply #123 on: 01-16-2006 15:04 »

"Nerts!"
"If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed.  If you come to make war, we surrender."
"Bushwah!"
"Hot crackers! I take exception to that!"

President Truman - Roswell That Ends Well
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #124 on: 01-18-2006 16:18 »

from "Time Keeps on Slippin'"
Old man: I demand free money!"
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #125 on: 01-18-2006 16:25 »

also...

Al gore: i must go now, to help collect cans on jupiter. PEACE OUT Y'ALL.
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #126 on: 01-19-2006 11:05 »

nother one from the day the earth stood stupid..

MORBO: hello little man...I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Age Of Aquarius

Bending Unit
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« Reply #127 on: 01-19-2006 11:43 »

"These colours...they'll go great with my soul!!!"
Penguins

Crustacean
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« Reply #128 on: 01-21-2006 10:51 »

Hippy:These colours go well with my soul.

Hippy eaten by Lur:Wow, my hands are huge, they can touch anything but themselves.
Penguins

Crustacean
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« Reply #129 on: 01-21-2006 10:53 »

is age of aquarious on line right now?
lur:i am lur of omicron percei 8
Age Of Aquarius

Bending Unit
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« Reply #130 on: 01-21-2006 11:24 »

"Oh harsh, I didn't get my beads..."
Glasses

Bending Unit
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« Reply #131 on: 01-22-2006 17:42 »

Linda: Hi, some crazy stuff happened today. One thing was a train got crashed in New Jersey, wanna see? People won't be late for work though, because the governor lady said, SEND IN MORE TRAINS!.
Glasses

Bending Unit
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« Reply #132 on: 01-23-2006 04:46 »

Sorry for the double post but I don't see the point of editing my last post to add another quote.
Anyway, to keep it on topic:

Shatner: (reading) Alas, my ship, whom I love like a woman, is .. .disabled. [He slumps back in his chair and rolls his head.] Oh, Lord!

Nimoy: (reading) Fascinating, Captain, and logical too. Yet we need some help.

Takei: (reading) Look, Captain, Melllvar will help us.

[He turns around and points to the door. It eventually opens and Melllvar floats through.]

Koenig: (reading) Keptin, I wope he will welp our ... vessel.

Melllvar: Wessel! [Koenig shudders.] You're not acting hard enough!

Nimoy: Melllvar, you have to respect your actors. When I directed Star Trek IV I got a magnificent performance out of Bill because I respected him so much.

Shatner: And when I directed Star Trek V I got a magnificent performance out of me, because I respected me so much!

[The other actors roll their eyes.]

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My favourite is what Melllvar says.
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R.I.P. Futurama

Poppler
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« Reply #133 on: 01-24-2006 14:05 »

"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!"...he reminds me of a less nerdy/futraristic me.
akira

Crustacean
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« Reply #134 on: 01-31-2006 17:14 »

im not gonna quote exect line but i thnk robeto and bubble-gum tate and robot devil are the best non major characters
H. G. Blob

Professor
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« Reply #135 on: 02-01-2006 00:26 »

Narrator: Planet Express; Where tomorrow is today, and today is yesterday...you heard me.
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Al Gore: If we don't go back and make the event happen, the entire universe will be destroyed [suspensful music] and as an environmentalist, I'm against that.
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Pizza Guy: Hey, the usual Professor Hawking?

Hawking: No, today I'd like something good.
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Linda: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.

Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT!!
Foxxy Gurl

Bending Unit
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« Reply #136 on: 02-08-2006 19:29 »

Elzar: Hey, that's what the rich people eat; The garbage part of the food.
danny_ask123

Crustacean
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« Reply #137 on: 02-09-2006 14:33 »

mobba has got some of the best 1 liners
zoiby

Starship Captain
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« Reply #138 on: 02-10-2006 21:48 »
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this kinda involves a non major character
Fry: What are these rings on niblers teeth
Dentist: well if he's any thing like a common tree they would represent his age
Fry: yeah good luck it would take some kind of genius to count all those
Dentist: he's 5
Drewz

Bending Unit
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« Reply #139 on: 02-11-2006 05:57 »

Robot Devil: You can't just announce how your characters feel.. that makes me feel angry!!
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #140 on: 02-11-2006 10:42 »
« Last Edit on: 02-11-2006 10:42 »

Many people dislike the Beck episode, but I find some of his lines to be hilarious:

In response to Bender's "I always dreamed of being a musician-poet who transcends genres even as he reinvents them...."
"So do it, robot. It's easier than it looks." (What a great slam on himself, heh)

"Use the power of mental thinking!"

"Bender, that was the best 40 minute washboard solo I've ever heard.  The parts when I was awake blew...my...mind."

"When I wrote Devil's Haircut, I was feeling really...what's that song about again?" (Just love the delivery on that... heee!)

"Odelay is a word! Just look it up in the Becktionary."

Ad-libs during Bender's song: "I like 'em tight." "That suffers alone..." "Yo, what's the dealeo?!"

"You!  Minion!"  (roadie raises his mannikin arm) "After him!"

"Bender, that's some played-out, new-jack horse crap.  But I know you don't mean it, so... apology accepted."

I admit, I had no idea Beck wasn't an original Futurama character when I first saw this - he was a great spoof of neo-folk musicians.  Knowing he's real makes it all even funnier. 

It's a stone bummer that the Scientologists got him...     mad

   up yours Ron Hubbard and the UFO he rode in on...

(Edited - I forgot the "you! minion!" line... )
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #141 on: 02-17-2006 04:11 »

"Let me this straight. Does anyone in the room NOT have amnesia!?!!?!?" - Calculon (in a scene from 'All my circuits.')
BenderNeedBooze

Starship Captain
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« Reply #142 on: 02-19-2006 03:37 »

"were peece officers"
Glasses

Bending Unit
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« Reply #143 on: 02-19-2006 03:50 »

The Professor's DNA cloning machine from JB: The Dog says Mooooooo
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From MD
Fry: Coffee machine, do you have any cream?
Coffee Machine: Out of cream
Fry: ?
Coffee Machine: Out of coffee!
Fry: Leela the coffee machines tryin ta kill me!
my man-wich!

Starship Captain
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« Reply #144 on: 02-19-2006 04:21 »

from 'raging bender'
George Foreman: And he didnt look half bad in a too-too.
Rich Little: That he did surely not.
George Foreman: wha..?
BigBen

Crustacean
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« Reply #145 on: 10-20-2007 13:56 »


"mmm, now thats a nice rosay"

-Richard M. Nixon
seattlejohn01

Space Pope
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« Reply #146 on: 10-21-2007 01:39 »

"Prison's not so bad.  You can make Sangria in the terlit.  Of course, it's shank or be shanked..." - Scruffy
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #147 on: 10-21-2007 01:49 »

"Jambi, the chocolate icing!" --Hedonismbot.
PazuzuJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #148 on: 10-21-2007 09:47 »

I always liked "this is one day mittens the kitten wont soon forget"
SonicPanther

Professor
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« Reply #149 on: 10-21-2007 12:11 »

Everything Scruffy has ever said.
Robo D Rulz!!

Bending Unit
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« Reply #150 on: 10-21-2007 18:36 »

[Scruffy]
"Second"
[Scruffy]

also...."These hands are always touching me in....places." ---The Robot Devil.
Officer 1BDI

Starship Captain
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« Reply #151 on: 10-21-2007 19:40 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Shiny:
Many people dislike the Beck episode, but I find some of his lines to be hilarious:

"When I wrote Devil's Haircut, I was feeling really...what's that song about again?" (Just love the delivery on that... heee!)

When I went to one of his concerts last year, that's exactly what his attitute was for the entire show.  People were shouting out random requests to him and he'd laugh and admit that he wasn't sure he rememebred them all.  And then he'd try to sing them anyway.  It was great.

On-topic:

"Phil came in, right, strummed out this tune, yeah, and I said, 'That's a number one record!'"

The voice, coupled with the character's design, killed me.
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #152 on: 10-21-2007 20:58 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
I always liked "this is one day mittens the kitten wont soon forget"

Me too.  smile

As for the title of this thread, well, I would have to spend the rest of the evening typing. I love about 93% of lines non-major characters say.

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