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Lizbo
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« on: 08-15-2003 17:12 »

I am new to this site and my messagegotlostsomehow. Thousands of transsexuals and enraged over the recent Futurama episodethat had Bender change sex.Many plan to holdmass protests allover the world,many wearing cardboard robot costoms. "We arenot mechnicalmonsters,"Petra Blown of Tallahassee,an Associate Professorata universitywho wants to be a woman,explained. havebolts,or nuts." However, agroupthat says that transsexuals are a type of robot is objecting to the planned protests and its leader,Kristina of the Bronx, said "I doubt those planning toprotest even know Futurama was cancelledand that was a re-run.Most transsexuals arebozoswhomight as well be robots, There werew two onOprah recently both with wives and young kids, who went through sex change operations and Oprah thinks that is really cool, Whatever.I have to go get oiled."Just kidding, you all. I have a reputation for screaming about anything even vaguelnegative regarding transsexuals since 70,film, TV stuff,resulting in lots of FBI investigations of me,private eyes on me for years out of Hollwyoodand worse. I am now 60,muchmorelaid back and ruly enjoyed the Gender Bender Bender re run I saw recently. Iam really an old rockmusician who got weird in Hollywood long before Marilyn Manson got his first training bra, and began a sex change there in 69,got known as an alternative press writer (LA Free Press, berkeley Barb) and ran a monstrous groupof transsexuals based in South Beach 72-76,chapters in five nations. I had allthis horrific surgery in 77 and wish I hadn8t,. not much but illnesse and legaland otherproblems since,and some years ago,I just began living as a man again and performing once in awhileas a singer and guitarist here in rural northwest Florida where I exist in a junk bus on a little gtovernment aid,withy idiotsclaiming I am rich.I doubt I will be around many more years thanks to diabetesand not out to be a late-blooming transsexualrockstar,just kicking some recordings outlikeCosmo Alley and they are getting a nice reception.I do hard rock,classic rock,blues,R and B, whatever. The Band Fanmily Tree and The Viper Lable haveCosmo Alley tapes already.Iam pretty wellknown,discussed in (mosatly libeled by gays,lesbians who hate me) The TranssexualEmpire, beacon, Sex CHanges,Cleis Press,Horsexe,Autonomedia,Gay Militants,Stein and Day,Kooks,FeralHouse LA/Happy Books,Portland,Or,libeled by description in Stonewall,Dutton, and as the member ofthe (originalSixties Hoillywood) Euphoriaband who changed sexin The Acid Trip, Babylon,London.Whatever. Songs on Cosmo ALley include ridicule of the 9-ll pilots,Raghead Kamikazes,and covers of a lot of songs like La Bamba, WHo Do You Love,pride And Joy,StormyMonday,Got MyMojoWorking, others.I sing in a masculine voice which freaks thoseexpecting a faky Marilyn Manson femalevoice.I am the real deal,I guess. Tape is $5, foreign $5,CD $10,foreign $12. I also hope to get on the college lecture circuit realsoon and perform a bitand dip into a big wicker bowl and pull a few pages of my FBI fileout and explain them....snailmailtomethusly(name ofperson whboseproperty I am  at,hel-psavoid mail loss) L.Buckhalter, 7520 Hwy.90,Sneads,FL32460abhout 50mileswest of my leastfavorite city,Tallahassee. I really dolike Futurama,try not to miss any of the reruns. I won't clog up this forum again. My e-mailaddress is Tanglehead@hotmail.com
Bobby King

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« Reply #1 on: 08-15-2003 17:14 »
« Last Edit on: 08-15-2003 17:14 »

ones again, welcome to PEEL, but why do you got to threads
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #2 on: 08-15-2003 17:16 »

Wow, that's one hell of a paragraph...

Did anyone else get further than the first 3 lines?
Shadowstar

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #3 on: 08-15-2003 17:21 »

And did you mention that it was totally incomprehensible?
Spice Weasel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #4 on: 08-15-2003 17:29 »

I got to line two and said fuck it.
evan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #5 on: 08-15-2003 17:34 »

From what I read, transsexuals think "Futurama" thinks that all transsexuals are robots?? Is this serious?
TriforceBun

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #6 on: 08-15-2003 18:04 »

*opens mouth*

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*closes mouth*
Allen

Professor
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« Reply #7 on: 08-15-2003 18:26 »

*Laughs hysterically at the point of this topic and tries to see mass protests against "Bend Her" Laughs hysterically again* Some people read too much into some things.

 laff laff laff laff laff laff laff


The end of a story is only the beginning.
MrB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #8 on: 08-15-2003 18:28 »

Wow.  Just...wow.
Kryten

Space Pope
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« Reply #9 on: 08-15-2003 19:09 »

<h1>STUPIDEST.
THREAD.
EVER.</h1>
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