Bite my [fill in the blank]

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Ok, these may be called spoilers because they are references to recent episodes.  You have been warned.

What are all the variations we've had on "Bite my shiny metal ass." ?

I can think of:
"Bite my red hot glowing ass!"
"Bite my glorious golden ass!"
"Bite my wooden splintery ass!"

And did he say one when he was giant in AOI 1?

And were there any other times that would have been good moments for a variation on the line?  How about Less Than Hero? 
"Bite my super royal ass!"
or Bend Her?
"Bite my feminine womanly ass!"
or Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV?
"Bite my popular influenced ass!"

Any others?

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Originally posted by MrB:
And did he say one when he was giant in AOI 1?

"Bite my colossal metal ass!"

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"Lick my frozen metal ass" -xmas story

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In futurama comics # 13 Fry says "Bite my shiny fleshy..." then he burps but I presume the next word would have been ass.

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It's been a long time since i've seen The Bird-bot of Ice-catraz, so does he have some "Bite my black penguin ass", or not? I can't remember, and i don't feel like watching the entire episode now, just to check that out. It's not one of my favs...

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Bite my glorious golden ass!
   The Farnsworth Parabox

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A couple of potential variants:

1ACV05 "Fear of a Bot Planet": Bite my mechanically superior ass
1ACV09 "Hell is Other Robots": Bite my blasphemous metal ass
2ACV01 "I Second That Emotion": Bite my considerate metal ass
2ACV03 "A Head in the Polls": Bite my nonexistent titanium ass
2ACV06 "Lesser of Two Evils": Bite my shiny metal ass, if you can tell which one it is
2ACV07 "Put Your Heat On My Shoulder": Bite my spontaneously combustible ass
2ACV08 "Raging Bender": Bite my pink tutued ass
2ACV11 "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back": Bite that shiny metal thing at the top of the back of my legs...uh, you know what I'm talkin' about, right?
2ACV13 "Bender Gets Made": Bite my just made ass
2ACV18 "The Honking": Bite my shiny metal bumper
3ACV03 "A Tale of Two Santas": Bite my jolly metal ass (or did he use this?)
3ACV06 "Bendless Love": Bend my shiny metal ass
3ACV12 "The Route of All Evil": Bite my beer-soaked metal ass
3ACV13 "Bendin' in the Wind": Bite my paralyzed metal ass
3ACV17 "A Pharaoh to Remember": Bite my royal respected ass
3ACV19 "Roswell That Ends Well": Bite my unidentified flying ass
3ACV20 "Godfellas": Bite my holy metal ass
4ACV04 "Less Than Hero": Bite my super powered ass
4ACV06 "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV": Bite my insanely popular ass
4ACV08 "Crimes of the Hot": Bite my inferior nonventing ass
4ACV09 "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles": Bite my shiny teenage ass (really wrong if taken out of context)
4ACV12 "The Sting": Bite my stripey yellow ass
4ACV13 "Bend Her": Bite my sexy curvaceous ass

And after the series' run is up: Bite my cancelled metal ass

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Originally posted by Rogan:
It's been a long time since i've seen The Bird-bot of Ice-catraz, so does he have some "Bite my black penguin ass", or not? I can't remember, and i don't feel like watching the entire episode now, just to check that out. It's not one of my favs...

Not to my knowledge, and just as a side note, IMHO that episode is pretty kool.

EDIT : He he he, nice list Jesse X Barboza

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Also, Jesse, for "How Hermes Recquisitioned His Groove Back", i think it might be better if it went:

 "I am Bender, please insert 'Bite my <add expletive> ass' catchphrase..."

Or does the joke wear out by the time you read the whole thing? Other than that, great list...

also, in Parasites Lost : "Bite Fry's parasite infested ass"

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Hilarious list Jesse!  I wish I could have come up with that many!