Funniest MOMENTS in episodes

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Um, I forgot the episode name but it was said by Fry:

FRY: It's like that drug trip that I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip.

And in Time Keeps On Slipping

FRY: Drugs are for losers' and hypnosis is for losers' with big weird eyebrows.

And in Anthology of Interest I

Professor Farnsworth: Does anyone have another question for the What-If Machine?
Fry: What if Bender were really, really tall?
Leela: You idiot, we already saw that.
Fry: I know, I liked it. I want to see it again.
Professor Farnsworth: We're not seeing it again.

EDIT: Spelling and TOTPD
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I was going to register as jerk, but I thought if people called me that it would lower my self-esteem substantially.

[Reply #201 on:]

Mayor of the Neutrals & his subject:Your honor, it's a beige alert. If anything happens, tell my wife hello.

[Reply #202 on:]

I really find it hillarious (is that how you spell it?!?!) whenever I see Leela as a teenager when she has braces! Does anyone know where I can get a picture of her with Braces for my background?

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I'm sorry, that isn't even a moment is it? I am very disappointed with myself (Damn it I can't spell!) and I shall crawl into a hole now and cry) *Sobs* But, do you know where to get a picture of Leela with braces??? Pleeeeeeaaase!

[Reply #204 on:]

Go to the Framegrab shop and request one.Someone will proboably find one for you.

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Originally posted by Gopher:
I've said it before and I'll say it again.

"Have you seen my sombrero?"

LOL I completely agree mate

I mean:
"BENDER! BENDER!!!... Have you seen my Sumbrero" LMAO 

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these are all from 'Bender Gets Made' one of the funniest episodes in my opinion

Leela: I'm taking evasive action.

[She is sitting on the other side of the cockpit holding Nibbler's bowl instead of the wheel.]

Fry: Uh, Leela?

Leela: Stop bothering me, Fry, I need full concentration.

and this....

Clamps: Gee, you think? You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every day at every opportunity? (shouting) You're a freaking genius, you idiot!

and this....

Leela: The engine's stalled. I'm trying the manual fuel pump.

[She pumps Nibbler's eyestalk up and down. The doors open and Fry screams. The three Mafiabots stand in the doorway.]

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The Lesser of Two Evils.

Fry: Caught you!

Flexo: [screams]

Fry: I saw you looking a tthat atom.

Flexo: So? I look at lots of atoms.

I think out of all the people I've seen that episode with, I'm the only one who gets that joke.

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I LOVED A FEW PARTS IN AMAZON WOMEN IN THE MOOD. THE FIRST IS WHEN ZAP GIVES LEELA FLOWERS AND THEN SHE SETS THEM ALIGHT AND DUNKS THEM IN ZAPS DRINK

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OH YEAH AND WHEN ZAP IS LAUGHING AT THE AMAZONIANS AND SAYS YOUR KILLING ME AND THEN ONE OF THEM BEATS HOM WITH HER CLUB AND THEN HE AGAIN SAYS YOUR KILLING ME

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"Spargle... your fired..." lol

And

Bender: "Lets Partyyyyy!!!"
Professor: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" LOL

[Reply #211 on:]

I love the bit in the episode when Leela falls in love with another Cyclops (however you spell it)and its the bit when fry has escaped from the cell and he rides in on somthing and its the wedding. Then all the women who where meant to be marrying Leela's husband-to-be are there. Then everyone sees the strange man change shape to match the form of each women in turn and then finally stops and looks like all of them:

Leela: Well, thats all well and good but why did you arange to have all the weddings at the same time on the same day?

Man: Do you have any idea how much it costs to rent a tux that changes shape?!?!?

Or something like that! HILARIOUS!

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I love it in A Clone Of My Own:

[Cut to: Near-Death Star Guest Drop Off. She smashes the hover-ship through barrierbot #1's barrier and he screams and feebly lifts what remains of it up and down. The hover-ship speeds towards the door, which starts to close.]

Also in Where No Fan Has Gone Before:

Koenig: (reading) Keptin, I wope he will welp our ... vessel.

Melllvar: Wessel! [Koenig shudders.] You're not acting hard enough!

[Reply #213 on:]

and in Bender gets made, when Bender hits himself repeatedly over the head with a frying pan, and then destroys the tape machine-classic!

[Reply #214 on:]

In AOI 1:

Gary Gygax rolls dice
Al Gore: Put the dice away or I'll take them away.
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Also I know this is Simpsons but I found it hilarious.

The episode "Grampa V Sexual Inadequecy"

Lisa buys AL Gore's book Sane Planning, Sensible Tommorow. It scans at the check out and it cuts to VP Al Gore's office. An officer runs in: "Mr. Vice President, sir. Somebody just bought a copy of your book"
Al Gore: "This calls for a celebration" He turns on record player/turntable. "Celebrate good times" plays.
Music: "Celebrate good times, come on"
Al Gore: "I will"

That was funny as.

[Reply #215 on:]

What about:

Zoidberg: Freedom, Freedom, Freedom oy

Fry: There's no denying it, the future's crazy... oh well don't want to stand out

[Jumps on table]

Fry: Freedom, Freedom, Freedom OY!

 

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Originally posted by T-Veronica:
and Hermes' "Sweet <blank> of <blank>!"

Like when he's so discombobulated that all he can say is "Sweet something of someplace."

I also like when Bender announces that he has lost interest in continuing to date the PE ship because "with my mighty Robot powers I get over things much sooner than you humans do."

[Reply #217 on:]

What are you people, idiots?

[Reply #218 on:]

   

Originally posted by mookie427:
these are all from 'Bender Gets Made' one of the funniest episodes in my opinion

Leela: I'm taking evasive action.

[She is sitting on the other side of the cockpit holding Nibbler's bowl instead of the wheel.]

Fry: Uh, Leela?

Leela: Stop bothering me, Fry, I need full concentration.

and this....

Clamps: Gee, you think? You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every day at every opportunity? (shouting) You're a freaking genius, you idiot!

and this....

Leela: The engine's stalled. I'm trying the manual fuel pump.

[She pumps Nibbler's eyestalk up and down. The doors open and Fry screams. The three Mafiabots stand in the doorway.]

Your also forgeting the funny part of

Fry:...and when she kicked people it hurt! It really hurt!

[Rubs his face]

lol   

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i like the episiode were dr zoidberg is teaching fry the apology dance

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In SPANISH FRY when Leela said that Lrr couldn't solve his problems by an aphrodisiac (a.k.a fry's "lower horn" ) and Fry was like:

"HOWEVER HUGE it might be!"

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

[Reply #221 on:]

I also like it on a tale of two santas when the Professor shot bender at the chimney. Then at the courtroom when Bender pleaded Not SANTA::

"THERE HE IS AGAIN!!" **shoots gun** LMAO

[Reply #222 on:]

there are heaps of good ones in spanish fry
Fry: come on freedom cage roll me to saftey
(catches fire crashes into tree)
i never thought id escape with my doodle but pull it out
Bender: (shouts) Just like atthe movie theater

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lol when Bender says to the Kangaroo in 'Less Than Hero'

"Your going down! Down Under! Hahahahaha"

Then gets hit in the face, I litterally burst out laughing at that              

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In "Time Keeps On Slippin':
Professor: (after showing his doomsday devices) I suppose I could still part with one and still be feared.

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This isnt Futurama but I just wanted to add to an Australian stereotype which I love, its from the Simpons...

Man: I'm gonna take this all the way to the Prime Minister.
[runs over a hill]
Man: OYE!!! Mister Prime Minister!!

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In "Time Keeps On Slipping",

Prof (immediately after a time skip) " Off you go, apparantly!"

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In why must I be a Crustacean in Love fry and zoidbergs fight. 

[Reply #228 on:]

Zapp: "She's built like a steak-house, but she handles like a bistro!" *alert sounds* "She's out of control! You win again gravity!"

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"The only sure way of getting into a womans heart is through their parents, have sex with them and your in!" lol   

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Leela - "For heaven's gate Professor this ship can do 99% light speed. Why are we going at 35 miles an hour?"

Farnsworth - "Because we're in a hurry that's why"
                         
 

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Leela: "I'm going to remind him of being human, the way only a woman can"

Prof: "You're going to do his laundry?"
[face slap]

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"ahh, well Fry, what do you think of the impulsive new me?"
(Fry) "I like it!"
"now let me just, get the lights" (looks angerly at fry)
(Fry) "AAAHHHHH!!!!, I really like it."

"What day is to-day?"
"It's Nibblers birthday!"
"What a day to have a birthday..."
"And lets all have some cake!"

"and you smell like 1-2,ha!"

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Prof: "Well, Fry. Or should I say 'Captain Fry'? No I shouldn't because Bender is the new Captain"

Zoidberg: "Stop yelling at me!!" [starts sobbing]

[Reply #234 on:]

How can you choose a single monet and call it the funnist when there are heaps of funny bits in it. There are just too many

[Reply #235 on:]

NO I'm.. doesn't.

Prof "We're in the heart, better known as the love muscle!"
Zoidberg: "Where the food is digested."

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Holy Zombie Jesus

[Reply #237 on:]

When Zoidberg puts his face against the glass to eat the food he splattered there in Roswell That Ends Well.

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ROFLMAO

GET ME THE PRESIDANT

I will go with that episode as well, the bit when you see Ines in the cabin looking at the picture as the nuclear bomb goes of LOL, poor guy

[Reply #239 on:]

When fry slices his had-eye coordination lode in parasites lost and starts flipping out on the floor.