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M Jackson
Professor
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« Reply #80 on: 06-20-2003 11:55 »

Rated R for completly f***ing unneccesary bad language

Now available on DVD.

Based on the award winning TV show.

Hey, average Fox viewer, it's just like The Simpsons, but in space!
ZombieJesus

Lost Belgian
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #81 on: 06-20-2003 12:34 »

"Don't forget to breathe"
K5

Bending Unit
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« Reply #82 on: 06-20-2003 13:09 »

Simply the best, really, I think, approximately
K5

Bending Unit
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« Reply #83 on: 06-20-2003 13:11 »

Close all disturbing elements into closet, except skeletons.
NibblerJr

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #84 on: 06-20-2003 15:15 »
« Last Edit on: 06-20-2003 15:15 »

(insert funny/offensive text here)

Watch us distract you as we steal your money!

Not to be confused with Futuroma

Watch this episode several trillion times and you will turn into Fry!

Now with a surprize in every box!
(Try the edit button K5.)

FRY1476

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #85 on: 06-20-2003 15:59 »

- This is not a plot to elminate the world
- Watch this episode or go to hell
- Contains 20% less nudity
- Sued by Runorama for use of the suffix 'rama'
- This is not a reference to The Simpsons
- Now avalible on channel XXX!
- If you pay Matt Groening $4,000 Leela will take her top off
- A thanks to Elvis for the insipration for the background character in Vegas
- Ask your grandmother for her TV to view in BLACK AND WHITE
- Figures sold seperatly.
- My, my, it is quiet in here
- *insert crazy slogan here*
- BAM!
- Starring: Fry
RandomEngy

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #86 on: 06-20-2003 17:30 »

"Produced entirely with Neptunian slave labor"
Cube_166

Professor
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« Reply #87 on: 06-20-2003 17:42 »

- We don't laugh at our own jokes.
- Now with robots and aliens and things.
- Wheres your head at?
- Is this that Futurama everyone is always talking about?
- Living In Your Drain
Jesse X Barboza

Bending Unit
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« Reply #88 on: 06-20-2003 18:11 »

- Like you could do better
- Not affiliated with "The Simpsons"
- Instructions: open package, eat contents
- Aim away from face
- T-minus 5...4...3...2...1...
- Void after December 31, 2999
- They are all against you
- Now with flavor
- Not to be taken orally
- Free toy surprise inside
- You really don't wanna know...
- We almost called it "Aloha, Mars"
- It's unanimous - Leela is hot
- Do not overheat
- Now in 7-D
- Not suitable for pacemaker recipients
- May induce uncontrollable laughter
- Screw you, Murdoch
Super King

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #89 on: 06-21-2003 09:46 »

-insert coin now
-press any key to begin
-the end???
-you know you want it
Hejira

Crustacean
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« Reply #90 on: 06-21-2003 10:11 »

- Play in reverse for waffle recipe.

- Look close - we snuck in a fully clothed woman.

- Guess who cries THIS time.

- The Magic 8 Ball says, "Cannot predict now."

- Stop saying 1A2B3!
Denton

Bending Unit
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« Reply #91 on: 06-21-2003 10:24 »

-Just Like Star Trek Execpt Funny

-Oh My Yes

-Now With Beer

-Now With Space Pirates

-Oooh… A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!-
FlyingTigress

Crustacean
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« Reply #92 on: 06-21-2003 10:35 »
« Last Edit on: 06-21-2003 10:35 »

SPACE WASPS VISIBLE ON TV SCREEN MAY BE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR
FlyingTigress

Crustacean
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« Reply #93 on: 06-21-2003 10:38 »

Not to be confused with the TV show "WONDERAMA"
Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #94 on: 06-22-2003 00:45 »

- No controller Pluged into Slot 1
- WARNING! viewing ths show may cAusEu BrEinE DAamEGieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

- Now with 10% more Crisp!
-   up yours

Professor of Programming Science at Mars U
& Proud Space Captain of the "Black Hole"

thanks to Daniela Lavarne (the lesbian Leela) for the sig wink
mikey

Urban Legend
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« Reply #95 on: 06-22-2003 01:47 »

"better than sars"
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #96 on: 06-22-2003 02:16 »

"Nominated for 'Best Show' in the Futurama Academy Awards!"
Kipper

Bending Unit
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« Reply #97 on: 06-22-2003 02:23 »
« Last Edit on: 06-22-2003 02:23 »

my lame slogan:
"from the creators of the simpsons!"

its so lame.....its funny!  laff

[edit] o just thought of a lamer one:

"based of the animated comedy...Futurama!"

M Jackson
Professor
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« Reply #98 on: 06-22-2003 05:31 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Kipper:
my lame slogan:
"from the creators of the simpsons!"

I think that one was actually done on the show in Season 1, I know they did "from the network that brought you The Simpsons.


[edit] o just thought of a lamer one:

"based of the animated comedy...Futurama!"

I already posted one very similar to that.

mikey

Urban Legend
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« Reply #99 on: 06-22-2003 10:11 »

"Umm you do know your watching fox...right?"
Kipper

Bending Unit
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« Reply #100 on: 06-22-2003 15:17 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Kipper:
my lame slogan:
"from the creators of the simpsons!"

 
Quote
orginally posted by M Jackson: I think that one was actually done on the show in Season 1, I know they did "from the network that brought you The Simpsons.

wasn't it like: "from the network that brought you futurama" instead of the simpsons?

M Jackson
Professor
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« Reply #101 on: 06-22-2003 15:24 »

No i think it was "From the network that brought you The Simpsons". But then i think they did a "From the makers of Futurama".
maraxus

Crustacean
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« Reply #102 on: 06-23-2003 00:08 »

Don't tease the robots or they will bite you.
futurefreak

salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #103 on: 06-23-2003 01:00 »

Smells better than the average tv show!
DeucePM

Crustacean
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« Reply #104 on: 06-24-2003 08:28 »

The Shape Of Comedy To Come

The Show Fox Couldn't Kill. Oh, Wait

This Week: Neptunian Idol

Whatsamatter, Already Seen That Episode of Gilmore Girls?

Probably Guest-Starring A Celebrity Of Some Kind

It's Like Watching A Reality Show, But Without That Unclean Feeling

Whoa
the_dudefather

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #105 on: 06-24-2003 09:05 »

"it good! no?"

"based on a true story, which diddnt really happen"

"re-run of this episode will be projected onto the sun, look REALLY closely!"
M Jackson
Professor
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« Reply #106 on: 06-24-2003 15:18 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by the_dudefather:
"re-run of this episode will be projected onto the sun, look REALLY closely!"

Now that's a good one!

Killerfox

Professor
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« Reply #107 on: 06-24-2003 15:57 »

Click NOWHERE to start
Ricky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #108 on: 06-24-2003 18:05 »

PLEASE buy the collectibles
Cube_166

Professor
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« Reply #109 on: 06-24-2003 18:21 »

"I don't get paid enough to come up with a funny slogan."
SPGLink
Poppler
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« Reply #110 on: 06-25-2003 02:22 »

*If Accidently Ingested, Consult a Physician.
*Now available in ze lobby!
*Now endorsed by George Foreman- Now with 70% less fat!
*Don't park in the Fire Zone.
*Recommended for ages 2 to 2,000
*Now with SPF 45,000!
*Caution: Eye Irritant
Chriswell

Bending Unit
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« Reply #111 on: 06-25-2003 02:57 »
« Last Edit on: 06-25-2003 02:57 »

"Stay tuned to see Zapp's gizmo."

"Just like The Simpsons except it's funny."

"I am Futurama please insert comedy."

-cs
VRRR

Crustacean
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« Reply #112 on: 06-25-2003 20:08 »

"Winning Lotto Numbers 0 1 1 1 0 1"

"May contain traces of slug"

"Press any key to continue"

"Visit our website
uvtp://uww.futurama/fox/earth/sol/
sect3458284753900002/milkyway.com"

"buy a new TV"

"your fly's undone"
spacepilot3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #113 on: 06-25-2003 23:09 »

"Upon watching the show, you win the lottery!"

"Which letter will the ship fly into today?"
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #114 on: 06-25-2003 23:33 »

"By reading this, you have agreed that you do not have the right to sue us for brain damage"

"Now animated with colours you can taste!"

"We now own your souls"

"If you can't see this message, please put on your visibility glasses"

By the way - welcome to PEEL, SPGLink!
Zoidberg MD

Bending Unit
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« Reply #115 on: 06-25-2003 23:35 »

"Please stare deeply into the flashing lights to recieve free sezuire."
Spice Weasel

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #116 on: 06-25-2003 23:57 »

"It's just a cartoon"
Fryvilous

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #117 on: 06-26-2003 00:23 »
« Last Edit on: 06-26-2003 00:23 »

- Now supporting smission!
- Now with 20% more Zoidberg.
- Rest in Peace   
- You'll watch 'til you drop!
- Beware the Leapord
- Don't Panic
- Finally, we're getting enough Oxygen.
   
Idlesaint

Bending Unit
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« Reply #118 on: 06-26-2003 01:06 »

"You'd rather watch 24.. but it's on Tuesday.... HAHAHA!"
Chriswell

Bending Unit
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« Reply #119 on: 06-26-2003 01:14 »

"Don't worry, Simpsons starts in about an hour"

"Good news everyone! Futurama's on"

"It's like Red Dwarf without the smeg"

"Warning: Hattie's going to be nude this week"

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