Custom Futurama slogans

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"Is this not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars!?!"

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"Is this not what man has had nightmares about since first he looked up at the stars!?!"

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"No i'm doesn't"

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"Too good for you"

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"Now with 10% more space! (it's constantly expanding)"

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"Its Futurtastic!!!"

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"The following people will be killed: Fry. That is all"

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"Bite our collective metal asses"

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"Now with underwear!"

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"Don't knock it"

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"Run home to your mummy!"

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"Watched by smegheads"

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Originally posted by shinyass:
"The following people will be killed: Fry. That is all"

Hahahaha  nice one shinyass 

"We're watching you, watching us, watching you!" 

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"Look out, Earth! The slime's coming home!"

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Originally posted by Dave B:
 Hahahaha    nice one shinyass   

"We're watching you, watching us, watching you!"   

Cheers, your one is kinda chuckly too.

"Here's our brochure"

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Originally posted by shinyass:
"The following people will be killed: Fry. That is all"

I bet I know where you got that from mate, did you get it from the Simpsons when the new German owner of the Power Plant says "The following lay offs will now be read out in alphabetical order... Simpson, Homer... That is all." lmao     

"Discontinued, or so it may seem..."

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This should be one for the new episodes:

"rumours of the return of futurama are baseless"

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"Give us a break, it's our first day!"

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Originally posted by Dave B:
    I bet I know where you got that from mate, did you get it from the Simpsons when the new German owner of the Power Plant says "The following lay offs will now be read out in alphabetical order... Simpson, Homer... That is all." lmao     

Yes, good guess, Dave!

"Futurama is now owned by the Dave B corp"

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"Scripts dictated by phone psychics"

"Now with 75% more shock-value!"

"All living things were harmed during production of this episode."

"9 out of 10 computers agree: DOES NOT COMPUTE"

"Side effects may include headaches, oily discharge, and immaculate conception."

"Warning: Changing channels has been proven to cause cancer in Neilson families."

"This is not a real news program" (for some reason, that one cracks me up.)

"'It's better than sex!' claim virgins"

Finally, my choice for the first new episode in '08:
"Now celebrating 5 years without a bad episode!"

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Originally posted by shinyass:
 Yes, good guess, Dave!

"Futurama is now owned by the Dave B corp"

Cool! I'm rolling up the corporate ladder! lol  *Shouted from Fox: We're ruined!*

"Futurama, where the Future comes alive! Its like looking into the year 3000!!!"

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"Acception isn't acceptional, so deal with it."

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"Nobody destroy fox...  unless you have to"   

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"Watch your step, NOT!!"

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"NEW TO THE SHOW: Now enjoy family unity as Fry ressurects the dead!"

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" PC Compatible"

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"Time to get busy!"

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I'm looking for a quote from Zoidberg. When everyone is playing poker. He tells what he has in his hand and some of the quote goes something like..."two human females....and a king/man performing brain surgery"
It was so funny and now I can't remember.
Please Help!!!

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"Three human females, a number and a king giving himself brain surgery" - I think, what? I'm not gonna check! If it's so important why don't you do it!

Edit: welcome to peel      

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Futurama *cue that cheesy music*

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[trivia] The king performing brain surgery would be the king of hearts, which is the unique in the deck for haing it's sword through it's head.

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"Good luck reading this incredibly long slogan and/or caption before the Planet Express ship flys past because unless you're an incredibly fast reader I just don't think it's possible"

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Just add water

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"May cause wandering bladder"

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"Blink and you'll miss it!"

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Originally posted by H. G. Blob:
"Good luck reading this incredibly long slogan and/or caption before the Planet Express ship flys past because unless you're an incredibly fast reader I just don't think it's possible"

Nice one   

"Take a picture because it's the last time you'll remember it"

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Shinyass's made this one pop into my head..

"Where were all of you people durring our first run?!"

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"stays crunchy in the milk!"

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"Why are you reading this, watch the show!!"

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And now a word from our monster....

And you thought this job is easy? Well the ship has problay flown past now and I don't care so I'll tell you my life story. It alll started when I was 5...
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