Custom Futurama slogans

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"Get drunk to recive the special bender meal"

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^
He's got himself a TOTPD!

"Remeber: alcohol's bad(unless your a robot)"

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For the first of the new episodes:

"WE TOLD YOU SO!"

        

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the show that refuses to die through civil disobedience

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"One sheep, two sheep, yawn, three sheep, SNORRR."

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it'l touch you (don't press charges)

[Reply #486 on:]

"Because we can. Thats why."

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spoiler alert

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"Please, don't read this. It sickens me"

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"Cheese it!"

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"If you can see this, i ran you over!"

[Reply #491 on:]

"Ow, I meant ass-whiplash!"

[Reply #492 on:]

"False alarm, folks!"

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"Yo, you're cramping our style"

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"As told by an audience armed with death rays"

[Reply #495 on:]

"And so we're back, from outer space, to see you gaping at us all over again with that same look upon your face..."

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"Wo? Wie? Was? Futurama, es ist nicht!"

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Reading this permits you to watch the following the episode

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"Citizen SNIPPS!"

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"Filled with jokes you just wont understand."

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"Rated R"

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it's like family guy with jokes

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3,2,1, will the owner of a white padiack bird... oh never mind, ZERO!

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"add me"

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"Killing is acceptable"

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Originally posted by shinyass:
"Rated R"

for robot

[Reply #506 on:]

 

Originally posted by Pedro La Loco:
for robot

Don't.

"Sold to the gentlemen of un-inmaginable horror."

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It's like the Simpsons, except it's set in the future and it's not spewing out rubbish plots. 

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"Your unfortunate loss."

Welcome to PEEL, capybara.

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 Thanks shinyass! I hate that stupid Nixorbo. He always is mean to me. Hmmmpppphhhh.
"Voted best at Crufts"

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Originally posted by Capybara: I hate that stupid Nixorbo.

carefull mate! He's an ubermod (moderator in other words) He's only being mean because you are doing something wrong that is against the rules, or mabey that is the family gynes. Don't worry, he was mean to me but if you get on the right side of him, you'll be OK.

"meat included"

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"anyone who laughs is a communist!"

[Reply #512 on:]

This next one is for a kinda MA15+ audience. So read on at your own risk!

Show spoiler

"Fuck me? Fuck you, punk-ass bitch!"

[Reply #513 on:]

tisk tisk tisk lol.

"Inapropriate lanuage will be used in tonights episode"

[Reply #514 on:]

and then something less entertaing.

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thanks for watching!(or not)
25,000 thumbs up!
bendre's wardrobe provided by hugosoft
who should U trust
where is the fun?
an exact spin-off of the X-files
WARNING:if u watch this show it'll drain your beautiful brain cells
this is a cubert heavy episode anyway
i like this show,dont u?

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post only one slogan.

"stupidity has been banned from the show since 2008."

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" I got paid fifty bucks to write this. Suckers!"

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Originally posted by LoveForFry:
" I got paid fifty bucks to write this. Suckers!"

lol, funny   

"Make your investment now"

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"the views expressed by bender reflect those of the creators and their affiliates"