Custom Futurama slogans

[Reply #240 on:]

"Australians may watch, but cant touch."

"Frys jacket brought to us by Shinders List"

"Better than sex!- although as sci-fi fans we doubt you can prove us wrong..."

"Like a sneeze but better."

"Frys pupils brought to us by "Round Dot Logistics'"

"All work and no play...
 All work and no play...
 All work and no play..."

"Worst slogan ever"

"Brought to you by the same people that dealt drugs to Elvis"

"P.T.O"

"Any narrative is 100% coincidental"

"Same bad time
 Same Bad channel" - my favourite one ive ever done, from Batman and so true.

"Free love + V.A.T"

"Baby im bored!"

"Sex sells, u must be broke."

[Reply #241 on:]

'Subtitles in Quizblorgian'

'Look out it's behind you'

'Fry courtesy of Past Times'

[Reply #242 on:]

 

Originally posted by SwanMan3000:
"Same bad time
 Same Bad channel" - my favourite one ive ever done, from Batman and so true.

 Yeah, alright Peter Pretentious! Just because you're the only person around here capable of writing amusing slogans doesn't mean you can do your own commentaries on them as well! 

[Reply #243 on:]

yer lol, sorry  its just thats the first one of my slogans that made me laugh and i thought it may need some explaining. Thanks for voting for me by the way in october 03. dont forget me in the next one 

[Reply #244 on:]

Oh don't worry, I will. 

[Reply #245 on:]

Now with 10% less SubliminAL MessaGOREs

I know, it's off the Simpsons, but I thought it deserved a mention.

[Reply #246 on:]

"Now with less."

"Halfway between the gutter and the stars (or is it NFL and The Simpsons?)"

"Presented in Klingon (where harness is available)"

"FAO Rough Draft: hurry up and finish this episode!"

"Hey, I can see your grave from here!"

"If anyone finds our edge, please return it to the address shown at the end of the programme."

"Dedicated to the memory of whatshisface."

[Reply #247 on:]

while we are on the subject of POTM where can we vote?

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"Channel 4 viewers - What are you doing up so late?"

"The truth is out there"

"People recording the show - Congratulations on having something better to do"

"Like The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy but with pictures" (Doesn't actually work since in addition to the radio show there was a TV series and an upcoming movie but still...)

"Like Futurama, only nowhere near as good"

"The only show that can get a laugh from Mr. Spock"

[Reply #249 on:]

Live from Pirate Radio 8G

[Reply #250 on:]

"If you're watching this, congratulations you're a nerd!"

"Now with 10% more alien nudity"

[Reply #251 on:]

warning: may contain use of offensive language, especially our favorite word,
ass


If your watching this you've probly played D&D


...............sorry's we's kinda's lazy's.....

[Reply #252 on:]

“Don’t Adjust TV sets, she really is a Cyclops”
“If this is our future, we’re history.”
“Doesn’t Get Soggy in Milk (Except on Earth)”
“Reviewed by the Earthican Utilities Comission”
“In case it sucks, blame FOX.”

These are just some of the ones I made for my fanfics.  I also like the ones Kryten made.

[Reply #253 on:]

"Insert Funny Slogan here"
"There wasn't time to write a slogan here."
"Watch this space"
"Keep tuned for new Futurama Episodes" (I wish!)
"From the makers of Futurama The Movie"
"Activate Hilariarity Unit"
"The show with a 1000 yr story laps"

[Reply #254 on:]

"If you're watching this, we welcome you to the dark side"

"This is what we were programmed to do"

"It's like CHEERS, but with a robot"

[Reply #255 on:]

"I love you"

"Homer's now a robot. Bart's now an asteroid."

"Because you'll die first."

"Hungry yet?"

"The Mind-Killer"

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"Never goes sour"

"Open 24 hours"

"If taken properly, leaves a minty aftertaste"

"Do your part, adopt a Nibblonian today"

[Reply #257 on:]

"This space for rent, lease or sale"
"Not a substitute pet"
"Made from kitten slave labour"
"Now it's legal"
"Why is the billboard Leela crashes into always replaced?"
"WARNING: Small parts. Not to be used as entertainment for children under 4 years old."
"The one episode the censors didn't see"
"Imported from UA "
"Look out for Alien Language 3"

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"Soon to be a national holiday"

[Reply #259 on:]

The show they tried to ban!

[Reply #260 on:]

 

Originally posted by Neil McNeil:
"Insert Funny Slogan here" - somebody else has already done this

"There wasn't time to write a slogan here."

"Watch this space"- isnt this one a real one?

"Keep tuned for new Futurama Episodes" (I wish!)

"From the makers of Futurama The Movie"

"Activate Hilariarity Unit"- ive already done this one.

"The show with a 1000 yr story laps"

[Reply #261 on:]

I think one could be
"If not COMPLETELY Satisfied..."
Then it cuts off to the theme

[Reply #262 on:]

From the people who brought you 'Olive the Other Reindeer'!

[Reply #263 on:]

"Programed on a graphics calculator"
"Now available in binary and hexadecimal!"
"Created using Ascii Art"
"Now with alkalinity"
"A carbon based lifeform"
"Not to be confused with the TV show 'Futurama'"
"Now without pop-up ads"

[Reply #264 on:]

These are all pretty cool.... NOT! no I'm kidding you guys ur all right.

[Reply #265 on:]

"When you see the robot, beat tom123 into the dust!"

[Reply #266 on:]

"now whith 10% more violence"

[Reply #267 on:]

"Don't not watch it"

"Watch the flying ship. When you hear the crash, stay tuned for the next half hour."

Tom and Lamp, you are both turning into horrible spammers.

[Reply #268 on:]

Hey, come on buddy, that was a serious post. I honestly meant for that to be a slogan. If I didn't, it wouldn't have been in quotes. And it was a take on "When you see the robot, drink!"

Just so this isn't spam, I'll make some more:
"Has foiled four conspiracy assassinations so far"
"Made in the Xygmrzqd Galaxy"
"More far out than a surfer dude"
"Ancient Earth's most sacred artifact"
"Programmed to be greatened, not blurred"
"Now comes in five new flavors"
"Spawned from a Decapodian's cloegel vent"
"Doesn't that name just sound so cool?"

[Reply #269 on:]

"If you can read this, Your eyesight is definately ok"

[Reply #270 on:]

Isn't that just an eyechart? 

[Reply #271 on:]

Okay, I know I'm resurrecting a dead horse here, but I had some ideas that could have worked.

"For future airdates, consult Ouija board."

"If you read 'Ender's Game', you'll love this episode."

"Now olestra-free!"

"No, this isn't football, that's next week.  And the week after.  And the week after that..."

"...and starring Dr. Zoidberg as 'That Lobster Guy'."

"Not a university course in Film Studies...yet."

"We appreciate the effort, but stop mailing us your fan scripts!"

"Now a major motion picture playing in an alternate universe."

"Who's your friend?"

"In order for this episode to make sense, please watch episode 3ACV17 again.  You'll know what I'm talking about."

"For the antisocial nerd in all of us."

[Reply #272 on:]

"Now with 10% more made-up statistics"

"Entertainment for pedantics"

"Not to be confused with something worthwhile"

"Not suitable for idiots"

[Reply #273 on:]

'Sleep inducing madness'
'spin in a circle for the remainder of this episode and win a prize'
'may contain nuts' (im getting a feeling that one is a real one)
'amarutuF'
'Written by 1000 monkeys fighting over 1 typwriter'

[Reply #274 on:]

!POOD EHT NIOJ (with 25% more sublimital messages

[Reply #275 on:]

"requires humorbot 5.1 or higher"
"over 2 million pop-ups blocked"
"when you see the earthikins, drink!"

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" " (no slogan at all. You're expecting some sort of joke about there not being one, but there's seriously nothing at all)

"Human-tested, Omicronian-approved"

"Made by people, for people, of people"

"This is a very large block of text that you will probably not be able to read during the time it is onscreen, unless you tape this episode or view it on DVD. Wow, this is such an original idea! It would be even funnier if this was written in some kind of odd language or something that the average viewer couldn't read! We are soo clever." (written in AL2)

"Not starring a random popular teen idol, and proud of it"

"In 3-D" (shows up as a Magic Eye picture)

"...Or is it? Yeah, it is."

"Based off the television program of the same name"

"You better damn like it"

[Reply #277 on:]

"You couldn't keep us away,even if you tried."

"Proudly made with Granny Smith apples."

"Come on,you know you wanna!"

"Back from the dead."

[Reply #278 on:]

"your mother"
"made entirely by saucy puppets!"
" watch it, Morbo commands it"

[Reply #279 on:]

"the only show that will make even the most disgusting aliens go 'eww'"
"planet Zorgon gives it eleven thumbs up"