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1 of the gang

Starship Captain
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« Reply #200 on: 11-30-2003 23:22 »
« Last Edit on: 11-30-2003 23:22 »

Now with more funny!

With more hilarity in every bite!

Everyone's doing it!

Do you know where your show is?

*EDIT* 3rd TOTPD in one day!
       I've reached my personal goal!
ooy

Professor
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« Reply #201 on: 12-01-2003 02:46 »

"recommended by dr. zoidberg!" dont use this one because im already used it in a fanfic! 
moonbus69

Bending Unit
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« Reply #202 on: 12-01-2003 05:06 »

Letterman and Leno give it "2 Heads up!"
1 of the gang

Starship Captain
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« Reply #203 on: 12-01-2003 21:41 »

Just add water!
Just Chris

Urban Legend
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« Reply #204 on: 12-02-2003 00:52 »

"Show written in China made. Have a fun!"

"Big Brother is watching you"

"Miss Cleo, predict THIS!"
ooy

Professor
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« Reply #205 on: 12-02-2003 01:13 »
« Last Edit on: 12-02-2003 01:13 »

"now fox free on ooy tv!"
"not to be messed up with the show called 'joey jo jo jn. shabado's life'"
"somthing funny"
"how does frys hair stick like that? the answer is--(reverts to starting)"
"9.95 a minuite"
well thats all in my mind--for NOW! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
and im too young to drink by the way...
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I HAVE BEENTAKEN OVER BY THE BRAINSLUGS! i suggest you ALL go to the brainslug planet! without garlic shampoo or helmets or hats
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #206 on: 12-02-2003 08:21 »

"GAME OVER"
"Made by nerdlingers, for nerdlingers"
"Now with large numbers of Star Trek references"
"Best viewed while drunk"
"David X. Cohen for president"
"Conglaturation!"
"All glory to the Hypnotoad!"
SwanMan3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #207 on: 03-05-2004 16:21 »
« Last Edit on: 03-05-2004 16:21 »

"Grammer aint important"

"written by the sober Dr. Suez"

"like batman- but straight people can watch it"

"Dey 73 in the Futurama 'ouse"

"Stay tuned for 'Frys lust for sodemy' brought to you by Fox"

"May cause epilepsy to the Japanese"

"like marmite- you either love it or decide to cancel it you fox bastards!"

"stay tuned for the 8th deadly sins"

hypknowtoad

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #208 on: 03-05-2004 16:32 »
« Last Edit on: 03-05-2004 16:32 »

Proudly Soaring Over Viewers' Heads Since 2999
Young_and_Angry

Professor
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« Reply #209 on: 03-05-2004 16:45 »
« Last Edit on: 03-05-2004 16:45 »

 It;s ADDICTIVELY refreshing! kinda stupid, but its all i could really think of!
  roll eyes   
Prof. Wernstrum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #210 on: 03-05-2004 19:07 »

"Found encoded within the Bible"
"The show They don't want you to watch"
"[AL1]If you can read this then you have no life[/AL1]"
"Yavin's most popular show!"
"Based on a dream I had after eating way too much cheese"
Unknown

Starship Captain
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« Reply #211 on: 03-06-2004 00:27 »

"In Soviet Russia, Futurama watches you"
"And there was much rejoicing"
(In alien language) "I buried Paul"
Woodbot 2.0

Starship Captain
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« Reply #212 on: 03-06-2004 01:44 »
« Last Edit on: 03-06-2004 01:44 »

"WARNING:May Be Entertaning!"
"Nixon for 3004"
"Made from live Alien eyes!"
"The following is a mix of comedy and Robot Hell"
"Sinners welcome!
"Bender's 2nd favorite show"
"The End is near"
If you watch this,you can kill 30 mins of time"
"Home of the best hackers in the US"
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Made in U.S.A(but my legs came from China)
Birdbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #213 on: 03-06-2004 05:17 »

"To be taken literally"

"As destroyed in the 2nd comming of Jesus"

"Not prescription medication"
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #214 on: 03-06-2004 05:51 »

Eternal happiness is just an intro away...

Try to spot when it's Bender, and when it's his stunt double!

SILENCE, OR FUTURAMA WILL BITE YOU.

Is this episode worth watching? Watch and find out!

If you just read this, you have 7 days to live...

Guest starring 17 restless cats and a button-up shirt!

We highly recommend that you watch this episode.

Homeless people adore my legs.
SwanMan3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #215 on: 03-06-2004 11:00 »

"If you are watching this without the aid of a TV how the hell are you watching this?"

"changing channel funds terresium"

"Contains no weapons of mass destruction"

"Backing Bush since it became illegal not to"

"Congratulations you have won 12, 13 or 14 millian dollars watch till the end to find out how to claim from 'fake prize logistics'"

"Now organic"

"Watch it today, ONO"

"Stay tuned for prequal Pastorama"

"Putting the work Ram back into futurama since 3000BC"
Gleno

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #216 on: 03-06-2004 11:45 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by ooy:
"recommended by dr. zoidberg!" dont use this one because im already used it in a fanfic! 

Don't use it in what....new episodes....?  laff

Oh you were serious, let me laugh even harder.... laff laff


Let me break....let me break you down....for your sake....I will break you down...."[/small]
bish

Starship Captain
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« Reply #217 on: 03-06-2004 13:18 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by SwanMan3000:
"Grammer aint important"

"written by the sober Dr. Suez"

"like batman- but straight people can watch it"

"like marmite- you either love it or decide to cancel it you fox bastards!"



these made my sides hurt with laughter
SwanMan3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #218 on: 03-06-2004 15:03 »
« Last Edit on: 03-06-2004 15:03 »

thankyou i knew i had a talent....making short jokes for a canceled american cartoon. Batmans great though int it? i watched it today that made my sides hurt. Anyway i digress im rambling, ta.

Oh yer, remember me when voting for POTM ive never even been considered   frown
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #219 on: 03-06-2004 15:16 »

"Futurama: Shoving ourselves down your throats since 2999"

"Zoidberg's Odor: It's bearable now!"

"Now with .2% more Bender"

"Watch it. You know you want to!"

"Drink LoBrau Beer!"

"Presented in Night-time vision (if we were on in primetime)."

"C'mon, only an hour till The Simpsons"

"Let's salute our bearded overlord, Matt Groening!"

"David Cohen for president in 3004"

Birdbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #220 on: 03-06-2004 21:37 »

"Not a cause, prevention, cure, symptom, or by-product of insanity"

"Refreshments made on Cannibalon"

"Not just part of your imagination"

"=pi((3A+3B)-sqrt((A+3B)*(B+3A)))"
^approximate formula for the circumference of an ellipse

"Now with nothing extra included"

"Based on the Futurama video game"

"Now with emotions"

"Matt = G-d"

"It's the meaning of life"
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #221 on: 03-07-2004 17:19 »

"Cures baldness!"

"You are now entering The Frylight Zone!"

"For best results use daily"

"It's not as bad as you think"

"Not a substitute for The Simpsons"

"Now on DVD"

"Celebrate Futurama (we replaced King of the Hill)!"
Woodbot 2.0

Starship Captain
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« Reply #222 on: 03-07-2004 18:40 »

Zoidberg's Happy Place

Farsworth's worst invention

Also known as an Animated Comic Book Covention

Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #223 on: 03-07-2004 18:43 »

"Fresh From Korea"

"Missing in action from the Fox schedule"

"Hey Rupert, bite this!"

"Zapp says: 'Join the Earth Army'"

TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #224 on: 03-07-2004 19:11 »

"Surrender your eyes now puny human"

"Voted the zbrobiest cartoon by the Fergnord people"

"Tastes like chicken"
Shaucker

Professor
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« Reply #225 on: 03-07-2004 19:14 »

"Do not take on empty stomach"
"For the last time, this is not the Simpsons!"
"May cause slight burning sensation"
"We are future of the Robo-vaccuum"
Gorky

Space Pope
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« Reply #226 on: 03-07-2004 19:19 »

"Believe it or not, we're the best thing on television"

"Watch Morbo and Linda on the news at 11!"

"Paid for by the President Richard Nixon for president presidential commitee"

"Spot the mutant and win a coke!"

"Something on Fox that's NOT football!"

TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #227 on: 03-07-2004 19:27 »

"Finally rid of that crappy aftertaste"

"Mix with other episodes to make a delicious fruit smoothie"

"Voted the stupiest poopiest cartoon by 4-year olds"

"You'll finish watching in 30 minutes or less, or your money back"

"Gotcha!"

"Melts in your mouth, not in your ass"

"Turn the bass up for extra grooviness"

"Hell is other cartoons"

"Kid tested, mother probed"
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #228 on: 03-08-2004 00:47 »
« Last Edit on: 03-08-2004 00:47 »

"Avoid contact with eyes, mouth, or skin"

"Active Ingredient: Laughter
Inactive Ingredient: Sodium Hydrogenated Soybean Oil from Extract"

"10% Real Fruit Juice"

"BroUght to You with abSoLUtely no secRet subliMinal messages!"

"From the Makers of "Aloha Mars" and "Doomsville"!"
ooy

Professor
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« Reply #229 on: 03-08-2004 01:22 »

"cheak the tv listings, were the only thing on right now"

"hey, you with the gum, i hope you brought anoth for everyone!"

"spilling nit important"

"bought by russia in 1992, we hadda get it back but we didnt until 1999"

"you figure somthin'"

"not to be mistakin' by a cheeseburger"

"stick face here for instant cameo"

"bender sez"so long jerk wads" 2 times to day, se if u can fin 'em"

"wheres waldo?"
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #230 on: 03-08-2004 02:02 »

My friend suggested:
"All your base are belong to Zoidberg"
ooy

Professor
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« Reply #231 on: 03-08-2004 22:04 »

"serving you funniness since 1999!"
Zeep

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #232 on: 03-09-2004 01:01 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by ooy:
"cheak the tv listings, were the only thing on right now"

"hey, you with the gum, i hope you brought anoth for everyone!"

"spilling nit important"

"bought by russia in 1992, we hadda get it back but we didnt until 1999"

"you figure somthin'"

"not to be mistakin' by a cheeseburger"

"stick face here for instant cameo"

"bender sez"so long jerk wads" 2 times to day, se if u can fin 'em"

"wheres waldo?"
ooy, no offense, but it seems like you are just spewing these out as fast as you can. also, with most of them, your grammar, spelling, and puctuation are horrendous.  no no
please slow down and only post really good ones, or at least try not to do anything like that last one about "bender sez."  mad

nerdlingus

Professor
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« Reply #233 on: 03-09-2004 05:02 »

"Pirated"

"Knocked up in our lunch break"

"Bought to you by Kazaa"
Coilette

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #234 on: 03-09-2004 05:19 »

'New Marmite Flavoured'

'What are you looking at?'
Birdbot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #235 on: 03-09-2004 06:31 »

"Made in a secret laboratory"
"Presented in 0D (Where blind)"
"What if a cop sees the PE ship?"
"Slightly acidic"
"The 120th element"
"Sci-fi concepts by Copybot 4000TM"
"A division of MomCorp"
"Now classified as a weapon of mass laughter"
"Part of a healthy lifestyle"
"A state of Australia since 2101"
"Due to circumstances beyond our control, Smell-O-Vision users may experience vomit inducing smells"
"Not to be used as pet food"
"Fit for alien consumption"
"Better than your life"
rach_the_tall

Space Pope
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« Reply #236 on: 03-09-2004 10:00 »

"Film made from recycled Family Guy entrails"
Mouse On Venus

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #237 on: 03-09-2004 17:32 »

"And another one writes the dust!"
m00nsafar1

Crustacean
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« Reply #238 on: 03-10-2004 06:39 »

- watch or the lobster gets it!
- please turn off all cell phones now
- made from pure guatamalan cocoa beans
- for all you sexlexics
- now kosher!
- not as sci-fi as the x files, not as funny either
- endorsed by richard nixon

EspanolBot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #239 on: 03-10-2004 07:34 »

Now with more gasps!
200% more Doctor Zoidberg!
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