Quotes You Always Use

[Reply #80 on:]

hmmm i like a classic bender quote such as, "We're Boned" or "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass" but i also like a few others such as "Morbo is pleased, but sticky." "I Dont want anyone thinking we're roboseuxals, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger", "C'mon, it's just like making love! Y'know...Left, down...Rotate 62 degrees...Engage rotor." and "What Do I Look Like? A De-Bender?" and of course "But I AM in my pyjamas" and some more i cant think of, so so many more.

[Reply #81 on:]

"Dafodil" Benders #2 word

[Reply #82 on:]

Bender's "We're Boned."
"He'll gun you down from here to Pakistan"
"Comedy is dead. Now tragedy, that's funny"

[Reply #83 on:]

In honor of Ben, "Go to Hell, Heather!"

The most random things to shout at people are the funniest.

[Reply #84 on:]

I often say "Sup?" like the Professor in Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles. That line killed me, it was classic.

"Eywhaa?"
"Let's go, damnit, let's go!"

Yes, the Professor is my favourite character 

Maelin

[Reply #85 on:]

"Screw you!"
Obviously this is not a unique Futurama quote, but since Zoidberg said it in Less Than Hero it has taken on new meaning for me 

[Reply #86 on:]

When I do good at work:  "Hooray, Zoidberg is useful!"

When I can't read a doctor's handwriting, I take the prescription to the pharmacist and say "Mordo demands translation!"

I also use "Nyuck nyuck nyuck" as my "sarcastic" laugh, and yell "whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop" when it's busy and I'm running around!

And "we're boned" - I use that very often at work!   

[Reply #87 on:]

"that activats my hilarity unit."

[Reply #88 on:]

"GUH!"  Hey, I'll say that instead of duh from now on. 

[Reply #89 on:]

"Kill All Humans..."
I even wrote a song.

"Bloody chunder!"
with the Australian accent.

[Reply #90 on:]

"Up your face!"

I can't help it, I make 'your face' jokes about my mom so much that was like a miracle quote.

[Reply #91 on:]

I've noticed that lately i've been referring to people as "chumps", "losers", "jerkbags", etc...

Number 100 for me!!! And no one cares   

[Reply #92 on:]

I always quote Morbo at every opportunity.

Other quotes often used:
"Wrong again idiot"
"That stench, that heavenly stench!"
"Awaha?"

This list is sure to be updated.

[Reply #93 on:]

Ok I have used Chump and chumpette, the next pimpmobile outa here, no im dosent, screw you, GAMESHOWS ARE BACK!!! & various Nixon noises.

Oh and I have sung the song from X-mas storey and Hell is other robots the whole way through more than once.

[Reply #94 on:]

Fry's swish motion is now my little victory moton. I do it a lot. Kids in school think its odd but funny.   

I use "each more identical than the last" quite a lot.
"You win again, gravity!"
"Would you like some fries with your salt?" I can't stand salt addicts!!!
"Do the Bender, do the bednder, ohhh yeah" along with the dance   
"but that'd be like Cristina Aguleria singing in spanish. Wait, that's it! I'll fake it!"
"first he bounced three meters in the air. Then six. Then, he bounced 30 meters in the air" use this a lot when I'm explaining jumping or bounceing.

[Reply #95 on:]

Hil: You got the last quote wrong. It goes:

"First he bounced three meters in the air. Then he bounced 1.8 meters in the air. Then he bounced FOUR meters in the air. Do I make myself clear?!"

When I'm playing video games I tend to say stuff like:

"Bah! I've had it with this game! I'm going for a scuttle." (When I'm losing)
"Take THAT, causality!" (When I do something really impressive)
"One of these days, Ndnd, bang! Zoom! Straight to Omicron Persei 12!" (Losing again)
Sometimes I chant "Clawplach! Clawplach!" for no reason. Anyway, that's all I can think of.

[Reply #96 on:]

I will have to use some of those lines when I play games Mylx - Off to the Cube station!

[Reply #97 on:]

 

Originally posted by Mylx:
Hil: You got the last quote wrong.

Yea, I know that. But I make variations of it whenever I'm talking about something specific. Thanks for posting the real quote, I love that line to death!   

I also do Leela's "hiiiyaaaaa!" when I'm doing something active (i.e. dunking in basketball, doing a cool skateboard move...).
"If my ass was shiny and metal would ya bite it?"
"Comedy's adead art form. Now tradgey, haha, now that's funny."
"No I'm doesn't!"
"Did evrything just taste purple for a second?"
Whever I mess up ona bad picture: "And, this seems to be, uh, a doodle of me as a, uh, cowboy"
Whever I do bad at something, like get a bad grade on a math report, I'll be like: "I lost my calculater in a...volcano!"("I lost it in a...volcano!" )

EDIT; Today in school we were informed that we'd get off tmorow since there's supposed to be that hurricane. Well, the teacher's like, "but you'll have an extra day in June!" (end of school year)I'm like, "an extra day in June? That dog won't hunt, mosignor." hehe, no body understood it. 

[Reply #98 on:]

 

Originally posted by Jamesbondcja:
I will have to use some of those lines when I play games Mylx - Off to the Cube station!

Hooray! I inspired someone!

Sometimes while playing a fighting game or whatever, I hum the Decapodian national anthem in my head.

Hey, I just had an idea. The next time I'm in a steam room (or some other situation that involves being naked) with two or more other people, I'm going to lean over to one of the people, point to the other and whisper, "Psst, look what life was like before genetic engineering."

[Reply #99 on:]

The line I probably use the most is Bender's "Another job well done!"  (Was that from Hell is Other Robots?)

Another one I use is "[insert holiday] - another pointless day where I accomplish nothing!"

[Reply #100 on:]

"Can do!", "Oh crud!", "Yeah, we're boned!", "Damn you merciful Posiedon!", "Bluh-day Chon-dah!", "Bam!", "Why you so stupid, stupid.", "That equals true.", "I'm gonna drink 'til I reboot."

[Reply #101 on:]

"Screw you!" in Zoidberg's voice from "Less Than Hero."

My friends use "Look at me! Dr. Zoidberg - homeowner!" a whole lot (from "The Deep South" ) though I don't know why.

I'll think of more later.

EDIT:
"Shi'ney" like Zapp reading the list of Bender's most frequently used words from "War is the H-Word."

[Reply #102 on:]

whenever somebody says something rude to me or is just being a complete a**hole i tend to say, "bite my shiney metal ass!" confuses them but, hey, it's affective. i also use "we're boned" when me and my little brother get in trouble.

[Reply #103 on:]

[Farnsworth]"Bullpies!"[/F]

[Reply #104 on:]

I try to slip in "Oh. Your. God." from time to time. That and "No, you shut up!" in response to a polite request for quiet, which I have now extended as an answer to absolutely anything.

[Reply #105 on:]

anything that Zoidberg ever says and normally the most random and unapplicable quote i can think of compared to the topic of conversation... but particularly I say
"woob,wooob etc..." a lot an "awwwwwwwww"

[Reply #106 on:]

I like to use The professor's "Nothing, except an even equally big monster!" line from AOI1 whenever possible, which isn't often. Of course, I change it to fit the need.

[Reply #107 on:]

I refer to orphanages as orphanariums and everyone thinks im crazy.

[Reply #108 on:]

Ever since I saw Spanish Fry I've been barking "Up your face!" at my mom... I also try to say "Silence, hack!" when I can...

Recently I got the Hell Is Other Robots song stuck in my head, though none of the lines are practical. Well, not in my situations.

[Reply #109 on:]

"Wee'l be safe in here"

[Reply #110 on:]

A friend and I were playing Pacman recently and when he died I just had to say "Tend to the widow Pacman". Other random phrases I try to use a lot include "Good news everyone!" and "Well I'll build my own _____! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the _____!". Also, I've been pronouncing Xmas as it's spelt for ages, even before Futurama did it.

[Reply #111 on:]

I tend to say

"Ooh, burn!" a lot, also "I'm sick of this room and everyone in it." and "I'm bored, you're boring (insert name), I'm gonna go watch TV." also, I do Fry's
"he he he" little snicker all the time. It's fun on the bun.

[Reply #112 on:]

For some reason, all this evening I've been shouting "Windmills do not work that way!" at my computer/the internet in general whenever either one does something really stupid, which is often.

[Reply #113 on:]

"I find that offensive!"

[Reply #114 on:]

Hooray, I'm useful! I'm having a wonderful time

[Reply #115 on:]

You stink, loser

[Reply #116 on:]

I use BAM a lot. And yesterday I even used the quote:

Hahahahahahaha!
Oh wait...you were serious, let me laugh harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA! 

[Reply #117 on:]

I always break into a Zoidberg voice when I tell someone, "Let's go, already!" or anything like that. Classic.

[Reply #118 on:]

"All glory to the hypnotoad"

[Reply #119 on:]

 

Originally posted by JRay:
I refer to orphanages as orphanariums and everyone thinks im crazy.

You mean they're orphanages?!