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Boxy Robot

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« Reply #560 on: 10-14-2012 21:39 »

Whenever a customer's order totals $10.77, I always mentally append my verbalization of that amount with "same as my pin number."

And how often does that happen? tongue
UnrealLegend

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« Reply #561 on: 10-15-2012 00:54 »

Yesterday I almost said "give me your honest praise."
Now I kinda wish I did.
AllEggsIn1Basket

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« Reply #562 on: 10-15-2012 21:47 »

Whenever my faculty complain about how much of a bite out of their grants indirect costs take, I think to myself that they've got dump trucks of flaming grant money so it shouldn't be a big deal.
Sof

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« Reply #563 on: 10-16-2012 07:34 »

I say "erotic" a lot and well almost everything that Zapp says but...I have to admit it the "Why you so stupid, stupid?" is my favorite quote in Futurama for some reason.

(And luckily where I live Futurama isn't very popular so...I don't have to see all these annoying memes outside the internet big grin,anyways I say "I don't want to live in this planet anymore" or "...with black jack and hookers!" sometimes too...but makes me feel guilty,so I try to avoid them)
CitizenSnips

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« Reply #564 on: 10-16-2012 20:07 »

lately it's been Bender's "let's go already!" from Butterjunk and Naturama.
winna

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« Reply #565 on: 10-16-2012 20:41 »

*BUMPity BUMP BUMP*

I realized the other day at work that I have the following habit: Whenever a customer's order totals $10.77, I always mentally append my verbalization of that amount with "same as my pin number."

I ought to just start saying that part aloud, too; it's not my real pin number, after all. Besides, I doubt people would be interested in stealing from my checking account anyway, seeing as how I am a surly minimum wage employee at a grocery store who's worth absolutely nothing, financially or otherwise.

Funny.  When I  buy things with my debit card, I usually say, "same as my pin number."  And then the clerk looks at me confusedly and wonders why I said that.
JavieR

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« Reply #566 on: 10-16-2012 21:41 »
« Last Edit on: 10-16-2012 21:42 »

I've the "You gotta do what you gotta do" poster at my work. Whenever a coworker complains about his/her work, I ironically mention the poster smile


winna

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« Reply #567 on: 10-16-2012 22:25 »

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend sir!
winna

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« Reply #568 on: 10-23-2012 08:30 »

*BUMPity BUMP BUMP*

I realized the other day at work that I have the following habit: Whenever a customer's order totals $10.77, I always mentally append my verbalization of that amount with "same as my pin number."

I ought to just start saying that part aloud, too; it's not my real pin number, after all. Besides, I doubt people would be interested in stealing from my checking account anyway, seeing as how I am a surly minimum wage employee at a grocery store who's worth absolutely nothing, financially or otherwise.

Funny.  When I  buy things with my debit card, I usually say, "same as my pin number."  And then the clerk looks at me confusedly and wonders why I said that.

Your pin number is 1077?  Idiot.
winna

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« Reply #569 on: 10-23-2012 08:32 »

You know what?  That's it.  Go fuck yourself cocksucker!  Yeah, you wanna bring on more of your asinine fucking comments you shit sucking piece of human fucking garbage?  How about you go somewhere where anyone gives a shit about your fucking rolling commentary prick shit bastard!?  Nobody likes you.  NOBODY LIKES YOU YOU FUCKING WAD.  FUCK YOU.
Tachyon

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« Reply #570 on: 10-23-2012 16:18 »


Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!

Spicy Weasel

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« Reply #571 on: 10-24-2012 18:09 »

Wow, I don't remember winna's quote at all!   Which EP was it in?   Gotta rewatch that one!   
UnrealLegend

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« Reply #572 on: 10-25-2012 14:15 »

"How is work in the lunchroom Frankie?"
"s'alright"
"Poor Frankie..."

My brother and I use this all the time for some reason.
sparkybarky

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« Reply #573 on: 10-25-2012 16:24 »

"Shut up, baby! I know it!"

(My response to whenever my husband says, "I love you." Oh, I'm kidding. laff)
MacaroniSweats

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« Reply #574 on: 10-27-2012 10:12 »

"What!?  No marshmallows!?" 

"Its honey, ordinary honey....this is no ordinary honey!" (only I use whatever it is im talking about rather than honey, I dont like honey that much)

"B-E-N-D-E-R....Beeeeeender!"

"Woooo, we live to suck another day!"

"Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!" (I dont always have a real application for this, I just love saying it because it cracks me up...then it confuses people big grin)

"I AM lost...so long *waves*"

"Hurray, im useful!"
Mr Snrub

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« Reply #575 on: 10-28-2012 16:41 »

"What's not happening?"
My Manwich

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« Reply #576 on: 11-07-2012 22:33 »

Go to hell Heather
UnrealLegend

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« Reply #577 on: 11-07-2012 23:22 »

"If you wouldn't accept my help when you didn't need it, why should I give it to you now when you do need it?"
FutureChild

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« Reply #578 on: 11-10-2012 13:42 »
« Last Edit on: 11-10-2012 13:48 »

might not be futurama but here ya go
Heres two that AREfuturama
UrlMeister

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« Reply #579 on: 11-15-2012 05:56 »

And since when is he a the
Mr Snrub

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« Reply #580 on: 11-16-2012 00:35 »

"That's right, come crawling back like a bird on its belly. Delicious."
Funkycherry
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« Reply #581 on: 12-12-2012 15:37 »

I improvise "I'm Melllvar see'er of the tapes knower of the episodes" all the time to fit my job at work, I change Melllvar to my name see'er to the name of my department and episodes to department. It works perfectly. I also use "look the idiots have the box" at work quite a bit too.
SolidSnake

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« Reply #582 on: 07-04-2013 05:16 »
« Last Edit on: 07-04-2013 05:41 »

I'll just sit here and feed the mosquitos.

My Manwich

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« Reply #583 on: 07-10-2013 07:59 »

Whenever I go to Starbucks I end up saying "Shut up and take my money."
Scrappylive

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« Reply #584 on: 07-10-2013 22:26 »

I'll just sit here and feed the mosquitos.

Mosquitoes always go straight for me, long sleeves, bug repellent, and citronella candles be damned. I think I'm gonna be using this line a lot in the summer months. eek
Eternium

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« Reply #585 on: 07-10-2013 22:29 »

Me to -.-', I sleep in the same tent/room as my siter in summers and no matter what I try it is always ME who gets sting! Damn you mosquitos!
My Manwich

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« Reply #586 on: 07-10-2013 22:46 »

It's because you are so sweet Eternium.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

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« Reply #587 on: 08-17-2013 02:29 »

BUMP my shiny metal ass!

I always use the Professor's 'HWha?' whenever someone asks me a question. I also like to use some of Zapp's words, like 'Champagin', or even just any word with an added 'eh'.
cartoonlover27

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« Reply #588 on: 08-17-2013 02:49 »

BUMP my shiny metal ass!

I always use the Professor's 'HWha?' whenever someone asks me a question. I also like to use some of Zapp's words, like 'Champagin', or even just any word with an added 'eh'.


^ exactly. I often use " It's gonna be fun on a bun", too.
GedeWK

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« Reply #589 on: 08-17-2013 04:09 »

1. Neat!
2. Woo, sparks!
3. Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.
4. Aw, crud
5. Hwaa?

This is not really a quote, i know.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

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« Reply #590 on: 08-17-2013 04:13 »

I'd like to use "Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves" from Bender more often, along with URL's "Awww Yeaahh....."
GedeWK

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« Reply #591 on: 08-17-2013 11:08 »

I'd like to use "Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves" from Bender more often, along with URL's "Awww Yeaahh....."
^hey i often saying that, too!
TheAnvil

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« Reply #592 on: 08-17-2013 11:38 »

"No Thanks" - The EXACT way that Bender says it in the first episode. One of my favorite things ever.
Mr Snrub

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« Reply #593 on: 08-17-2013 22:34 »

Cubert's line in A Clone of my Own. "Hello". Classic.
Lost My Phone

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« Reply #594 on: 08-19-2013 18:30 »

"Did you ever try simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
Destroyer334545

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« Reply #595 on: 08-19-2013 20:01 »

Good News, Everyone! when I talk about good news (In Farnsworth's Voice too)
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #596 on: 08-22-2013 23:30 »

I've the "You gotta do what you gotta do" poster at my work. Whenever a coworker complains about his/her work, I ironically mention the poster smile


Hey, that guy has five fingers.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

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« Reply #597 on: 08-22-2013 23:32 »

Originally, every character was going to have 5 of 'em, but it was scrapped in production. He's the only one left from that version of the show.
Continuity wise, though, maybe he's a mutant?
Lost My Phone

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« Reply #598 on: 08-22-2013 23:38 »

Originally, every character was going to have 5 of 'em, but it was scrapped in production. He's the only one left from that version of the show.
Continuity wise, though, maybe he's a mutant?
Yea, I heard about that. I'm glad they decided to just use four fingers. I think cartoon characters look better like that (except for King of the Hill).
The Sophisticated Shut In

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« Reply #599 on: 08-23-2013 00:31 »

Oh man, so many of these.

- Lately I keep using some variant of Zapp's "Here we are, stealing a supply of birthday grade helium from the unsuspecting moon". Eg "Here I am, stealing a soda from the unsuspecting cooler . . ."  cool

- When someone mentions the sun in conversation, I also like to chime in with "At night it's called the moon."  laff

- "Let's go already!"

- "Hi-yah!"

- "I'm so embarrassed, I wish everyone else was dead."

- "Shut up baby, I know it"

- "But I am already in my pajamas . . ."

- "I'll show ye"

- I now sing "Coma Chameleon" instead of Karma Chameleon. It's just more fun that way.
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