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mads

Bending Unit
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« Reply #40 on: 06-15-2003 07:37 »

I allways uses: Bite my shiny metal ass, when the teachers get`s angry at me.
And D`oh, when i have done a mistake etc.
FlameBoy

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #41 on: 06-15-2003 07:45 »

"This is not a productive area of discussion."

Rage Dump

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #42 on: 06-15-2003 08:15 »

I tell people to take Rage Dumps all the time (from The Lesser of Two evils) *Jamaican Accent optional*
Kazzahdrane

Starship Captain
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« Reply #43 on: 06-15-2003 08:40 »

"Good news everyone!"
"Oh my, yes"
"BAM!"
Rage Dump

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #44 on: 06-15-2003 08:51 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Kazzahdrane:
"Good news everyone!"
"Oh my, yes"
"BAM!"

Oh yeah i forgot about good old BAM!!![/i]
]PaulFSAC[

Professor
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« Reply #45 on: 06-15-2003 09:01 »

I've been known to use  G'uh or B'uh occasionally.
[AdAM]

Bending Unit
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« Reply #46 on: 06-15-2003 17:26 »

"That's more like it" -in Zoidberg Style
"Screw you"
"Up yours, chumps and chumpettes"
"Indeed" -Farnsworth Style
FishyJoe

Honorary German
Urban Legend
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« Reply #47 on: 06-15-2003 18:26 »

 
Quote
By Kazzahdrane:
"Oh my, yes"

Haha, yes! I love doing Professor-isms. "Oh my, no", "Oh yes...", "H-wha?". So fucking funny.
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #48 on: 06-15-2003 18:28 »

Lately, when I'm taking a difficult call, I'll mute the mike and say "Buddha!  Zeus!  God!  One fo you guys help!"  Doesn't help the call, but I feel better.
SamuelXDiamond

Rectum Favourist
Urban Legend
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« Reply #49 on: 06-15-2003 18:34 »

"This is the brass ring, fellas!"

"Hot crackers, I take exception to that!"

"You know the one I mean, the really filthy one"

"I'm not hearing a no..."

"With gusto."

"I've not heard of it?" (Confuses customers)

"Ya filthy crab!"

"No i'm.. doesn't"

And so many more. Can't walk past Brannigan's without saying the name in Nixon's voice.
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #50 on: 06-15-2003 18:43 »

"You still have Satan, YOU ALL STILL HAVE SATAN!"

or,"You still have(your name here), YOU ALL STILL HAVE(your name)!"
*NiBbLeR*

Poppler
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« Reply #51 on: 06-15-2003 19:08 »

"No Spluh!" "guh!" and "sweet three-toed-sloth of ice planet hoth!" hehe..
evan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #52 on: 06-16-2003 02:05 »

Whenever when of my friends makes a mistake, I yell "ROBOT HOUSE!!!" and we all run away. It's our new "you've screwed up horribly."
Pittzoid

Bending Unit
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« Reply #53 on: 06-16-2003 03:42 »

i just say stuff in the characters voice seeing im really good at doing voices.
the other day i wanted some scissors and i said to my friend 'martin, get me some scissors... and a rock' and he just looked at me.
ezy234

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #54 on: 06-16-2003 06:09 »

I call everyone a chump now, used by lots of characters and in other media too...

Chumps.
Andrea Huckstep

Bending Unit
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« Reply #55 on: 06-16-2003 16:05 »

At the end of an episode, everything's always back to normal
joke0

Crustacean
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« Reply #56 on: 06-16-2003 16:17 »

«Interesting. No wait, the other thing: tedious.»
Spanghewed

Crustacean
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« Reply #57 on: 06-16-2003 16:42 »
« Last Edit on: 06-16-2003 16:42 »

SPANGHEWED'S TOP 10 MOST FREQUENTLY USED FUTURAMA PHRASES:

10. Windmills do not work that way! Good night!

9. If, for any reason, you're not completely satisfied, I hate you.

8. This is no ordinary honey!

7. Tell them I hate them!

6. (Sigh.) No, sir.

5. Must kill all humans...

4. Heh heh heh... Poop...*

3. Bad news, nobody!

2. Good news, everyone!

AND THE NUMBER ONE WORD, THE WORD WHICH IF SAID WILL BLOW UP THE PLANET, IS...

1. Awha?

*BOOOOOM!* I'm okay.
Zoidberg MD

Bending Unit
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« Reply #58 on: 06-16-2003 20:10 »

I find myself using Zap lines, "Kiff we have a knundrum" I have referd to numerous locations as "The Sexnasium" used words like "Shampagine" and used Zaps pickup like "I defanitly find the most attractive part of a women is the boobies"
zozer

Bending Unit
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« Reply #59 on: 06-16-2003 20:25 »

"up yours" (just a coencidence its on the show; ive always liked that phrase) and "i find the most erotic part of a women is the boobies"

semper fi. carry on.
Hulkbuster

Bending Unit
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« Reply #60 on: 06-16-2003 21:27 »

"I just took a life." [ecstatic giggle]
-Raging Bender
Mango

Starship Captain
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« Reply #61 on: 06-17-2003 00:14 »

My little sister, who is nine, likes to start conversations with "Good news, everyone!"....it's scary.

As for me, I've been known to burst out shouting "Woobwoobwoob!" or make other Zoidberg-y noises when I'm happy.
LAN.gnome

Urban Legend
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« Reply #62 on: 06-17-2003 01:13 »

My personal favorite, that I use whenever possible, in the Professor's "Geez-o-man!" from A Big Piece of Garbage. I also say "That's right off the funkometer" whenever something smells horrible, usually after that first quote.

I use a lot of Professor-isms, and Brannigan's BAM!, "sweet, sweet candy." I use "Would you care for some sham-paggin?" whenver I pour out drinks of any sort.

Whenever I want to end an arguement, I use the story about the grasshopper and the octopus Fry told in My Three Suns.
Future Angel
Bending Unit
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« Reply #63 on: 06-17-2003 01:15 »

Bite My Shiny Metal Ass

I'm going to get a personalized licence plate holder that says that when I get my own car (Right now I'm stuck driving with my mom's "Get Outta My Way I Need A Latte" )
MuscaDomestica

Professor
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« Reply #64 on: 06-17-2003 10:37 »

"...Each more identical then the last"

"Dear___ God, I don't usually pray to you, sometimes I even doupt you exist..."
Bender-1729
Bending Unit
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« Reply #65 on: 06-17-2003 10:48 »

"It makes you think -- No it doesn't" 

:-D
SwanMan3000

Starship Captain
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« Reply #66 on: 06-17-2003 10:56 »

is 'no im doesnt' quite possibly the best line ever? i made me laugh for like a month
Timo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #67 on: 06-17-2003 12:44 »

While squinting: "Where?!"

Generally used as commentary when someone - myself included - misses the obvious.
MattyB

Bending Unit
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« Reply #68 on: 06-17-2003 14:14 »

lol yeah i use that one quite a bit.
And:

"Oh monkey trumpets"
from the same episode.
SunshineWalking

Crustacean
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« Reply #69 on: 06-17-2003 15:05 »

Zoidberg's "I don't hear a no..."
~FazeShift~

Moderator
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #70 on: 06-17-2003 16:13 »

"It's like sex, except I'm having it!!" when I had a great BLT once, it killed my friends laughing, woo!
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #71 on: 06-17-2003 16:15 »
« Last Edit on: 06-17-2003 16:15 »

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

The best choice to hide the fact that you did run out of "reasonable" arguments...   wink
Hulkbuster

Bending Unit
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« Reply #72 on: 06-17-2003 16:19 »

When anythings broken: " fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it........    fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it."

A noprize for anyone who names the episode.
Gocad

Space Pope
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« Reply #73 on: 06-17-2003 16:20 »

Guh, A clone of my own.

Now, where is my noprize?  wink
Hulkbuster

Bending Unit
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« Reply #74 on: 06-17-2003 16:22 »

*Points* Over Nowhere.
boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #75 on: 06-17-2003 16:25 »

When we're almost readly (but not quite) to go somewhere: Everything operational but the cup holder, and I should have that within 10 hours!

Or, if someone beats me to that: You've got 8!
Hulkbuster

Bending Unit
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« Reply #76 on: 06-17-2003 16:36 »

does anyone know if "that dog won't hunt monsignor" actually has an origin.
j w wimpy
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #77 on: 06-17-2003 19:40 »

"This is as good as sex, except I'm having it!"

(When you're married as long as me, you'll understand)
M Jackson
Professor
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« Reply #78 on: 06-17-2003 19:54 »
« Last Edit on: 06-17-2003 19:54 »

I don't know if this counts but one of my mates at work is called Kit, i have frequently found myself calling him Kiff. I don't think he noticed, which is good because it's not intentional, i guess i'm just so used to hearing the name Kiff.
Oh and whenever i come home my dogs are always really happy to see me, wagging their tails and jumping up and down, I always respond to this with a Zoidberg style Woop, woop, woop, woop they seem to like it, they get even more excited.

I can't really remember how, when or why i used this quote, but i remember saying "No world, you put your hands up!" a couple of times before.
Oh yeah and I always say, "Man all this pro-longed exposure to radiation is making me thirsty" No i'm just kidding. I think it's probably impossible to make that phrase fit into an everyday conversation, i just wanted to mention it because it's one of my favourite lines from Futurama.
SamuelXDiamond

Rectum Favourist
Urban Legend
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« Reply #79 on: 06-17-2003 19:58 »

Underpants have permanently replaced Underwear in my vocabulary. Even when referring to female underpants.

"What up?"
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