Quotes You Always Use

[Reply #160 on:]

Spongy and bruised. Classic episode.

TOTP "I'm useful! I'm having a wonderful time!" Dance

[Reply #161 on:]

in constant use are:
"eywhaa?"
"bam!"
and "what do i look like, a guy who's not lazy?"
if we're going drinking, this is often our motto (and yes, we're always using the english quotes):
"goodbye moderation!"
or "let's go get drunk!"

lots of other quotes are used if it fits the situation.
and yes, people always look at you in a very confused if you quote something in english. which actually makes it even better. 

[Reply #162 on:]

Why don't anyone ever use "Why should I believe you... You're HITLER!"
I use that one often, when people state even the most easily believable things...
And Calculon's "That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer!" (of course I have to translate them into Danish, or nobody in this culture&language-forsaken country would get it)
And there are more.
"Champaggin", "Puke-a-tronic!", "Hazaa!", "Hooray!", "Youi win again, gravity!", "Jam a bastard in it, you crap!", "I've not heard of it"
Also, i like to scuttle sideways with my hands pinching and exclaim "Woopwoopwoopwoopwoop!"
 

Originally posted by futuramamama:
Zapp: The spirit is willing, but the flesh is... something something. anybody know?

It's "...spungy and bruised." (oops, this has been said.)
I wish I'll one day get to use "hahaha- oh God, you're killing me. OOOH GOD, YOU'RE KILLING ME!!" (no- I don't, but if I get in a situation where it would be valid, I'll use it)
[EDIT]added the "oops" commentary[/EDIT]

[Reply #163 on:]

My union called a meeting today to discuss what our demands at the upcoming tarif negotiations should be. Higher salary? More vacation? More retirement savings? Me and a few coworkers talked it over, since I couldn't make the meeting they asked me what I was asking for. Since I knew one of them liked Futurama (mainly from borrowing my DVD's) my answer was "Quarters! A million allowances worth of quarters!".

After the two of us had enjoyed a good nerd laugh we explained the joke to the other 2, who stared vacantly at us. Sure, I don't always use it, but it was nice to use a Lrrr quote for once.

[Reply #164 on:]

Wasn't that actually Donkey's line, Teral?

_____________Fork 'em over
Fork 'em over

Can't leave it unsaid

[Reply #165 on:]

It was? Damn, I'm slacking in this. In my defence I haven't seen AOI II in a couple of months.

[Reply #166 on:]

"Well, i'm Boned" and "Fixed for ever" 
works great! 

[Reply #167 on:]

when i et pissed off at my sister i always say "sir you forget yourself, SHUT UP"

[Reply #168 on:]

"That dog won't hunt, monsignor."

[Reply #169 on:]

i forgot two very important lines i keep using (once again, the english original, of course):
"hello lawsuit"
and that "ooooh yeah" from the cool-o-meter.

[Reply #170 on:]

 Whenever someone says  "Its Beautiful"

 I like Fry's line

   "So's a parrot but you don't eat it till its           
    cooked"

[Reply #171 on:]

Zoidberg: Two meals in one week?
          or
Zoidberg: Friends, help! A Guinea Pig tricked me!

both great zoid lines, definitly usable


also
"You've watched it... you cant unwatch it!"
very clever

[Reply #172 on:]

There was a line in "Fears of a Bot Planet" - something that Leela said to prep Fry for behaving like a robot.

It was something like "... so we'll have to start using complex differential equations..."

I was joking around with my sister and I quoted the line - she was shocked, and told me that that was exactly what she was doing at that moment as she studied for an Engineering exam. I was younger at the time (well, duh  ) and she was amazed that I actually knew what they WERE...

I never got around to telling her it was a quote from Futurama.   

[Reply #173 on:]

hawking: "great...the entire universe was destroyed."

fry:  "destroyed?! then where are we now?!"

gore:  "i don't know..but i can darn well tell you where we're not...the universe"

[Reply #174 on:]

oh yeah.. and..."my manwich!!

[Reply #175 on:]

"My crappy [something] crapped out on me"

I used it today in the form of

"My crappy mobile phone crapped out on me"

[Reply #176 on:]

ah, my personal favorite when something goes wrong... Or when my neighbor caught me
*accidentally* breaking into his house and he got a restraining order...  I probably shouldn't have told you that.

"I Hate My Life, I Hate My Life, I Hate My Life."   

[Reply #177 on:]

it's not exactly the quote but I use their way of saying "ask" and I use "Xmas" instead of Christmas

[Reply #178 on:]

Holly Kamole!

I don't even know if it that's the correct way to write it.

A little land mammal! (usually referred to a dog)

Ohh funny funny stuff.

[Reply #179 on:]

 

Originally posted by Invader_Tak:Whenever someone says  "Its Beautiful" I like Fry's line "So's a parrot but you don't eat it till it's cooked"

Wasn't the original line "So's a PEACOCK, but you don't eat it until it's cooked"?

[Reply #180 on:]

"cheese it!"  and " oh, my yes."

[Reply #181 on:]

*01000010011101010110110101110000*

I say...

"Holy Kamolie! A Seven Leaved Clover!" (Dorky, yes, I know.)

"Spluh!"

"Hey! What smells like blue?!"

"STTIINK PIIIG!"

"No I'm...doesn't."

"Isn't that Ironic?"

(sung) "The use of words describing something other than their literal intention!" (When people misuse the word "Irony", which they seem to do a lot.)

"I'll just give it the John Q. Nixon."

and last, but not least:

"Ereh dnuora stnap emos teg yug a nac erehw?"

Of course nobody understands that last one.

I also say "Bite my fleshy, meatbag ass", but nobody actually said that in Futurama.

[Reply #182 on:]

Sometimes I say:

"Shut up and get to the point!"

"Up yours! Up wherever your species traditionally crams things!"

"Shut up baby I know it."

"No I'm... doesn't"

[Reply #183 on:]

"And if I'm right we're all going to die horribly! Aahahh..ha. oh." I've used that before, in a restaurant.
"Magic. Got it." I used this awhile ago when my friend was explaining something complicated to me.
"James, what do you do when someone gives you something?" Replaced the 'son' with my best friends name after somebody gave him something in class.

[Reply #184 on:]

morbo is pleased, but sticky

morbo forgot how to say that letter that looks like a man wearing a hat...

yeah, you better run!

goin' through the bot wash!...woow woow woow woow bot wash yeah!

now it is time for you to digest sandwiches from my compartment.

you smell like smokiiiing....and drwinkiiing!
i've had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive...

sir, you forget yourself. shut up!

jombeh! the chocolate icing! ohhh, ohhh yes ohh my...mmmmm....

[Reply #185 on:]

"How gloriously decadent!"
I like that one.
And - "Bite my glorious golden ass!"
"Cheese it" also.

[Reply #186 on:]

"You win again, gravity!" for reasons unknown to me.

[Reply #187 on:]

The Proffesor:  Whaaaa!!!!
Bender (mainly): Were Boned!!

[Reply #188 on:]

i have my qoutes which i like to use, mainly stuff by zapp,  ie

whenever some says "you've made a mistake"
"a sexy mistake"

"now ur officially my woman (friend), kudos, i cant say i don't envy you"

"woobwoobwooobwooob"

[Reply #189 on:]

hehehe, to get people realy staring at you all you have to say is 'Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoop' in a Zoidberg like manner. it can fill any hole in conversation

[Reply #190 on:]

At work:

I like to combime Zoidberg's "Screw you" with "I'm going for a scuttle."  I also use "I'll be in the angry dome."

And "You changed the outcome by observing it" gets thrown out a bit. 

I also like just using the really random lines for the hell of it.  Top two: "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn" and "I only put my name up there as a show of faith to the other robots".

[Reply #191 on:]

'If everyone's finished being stupid'

'Capital idea old Bean'

'Don't make me clamp you'

'Spluh' (or other Amy explitives)

[Reply #192 on:]

My roomate & I tend to quite Zoidberg a lot..even when its just completely random.  I also usually quote the professors "Good News", & Fry's "Crud...", & the occasional "Morbo is pleased..."

[Reply #193 on:]

“You fool! You foolish fool!”

“I’m gonna fix you like Kennedy fixed the 1960 election.”

“Everyone’s for saving Hitler’s brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark-oooh! suddenly you’ve gone to far!”

“Murder isn’t working and that’s all we’re good at.”

And of course, the classic:
“I WILL DESTROY YOU!”

[Reply #194 on:]

"I've not heard of it."
"No I'm.. doesn't!"
"I'll be whatever i wanna do!"
"Would you kindly shut your noise hole?"
"That's right off the funkometer!"
"Hooray!  I'm helping!"
"Cheese it!"
"Magic.  Got it."
My own version of using chump:  "<something that can be avoided, mainly with technology>'s for chumps!"
For example:  "Writing's for chumps!"

[Reply #195 on:]

Ive just noticed that im starting to use 'Bite my shiny metal ass!!! alot altho i admit my ass is more of a meat bag than metal or shiny. LOL

[Reply #196 on:]

i like using any of amy's explatives, eg gleesh, spluh, etc. also any Futurama put-downs i can think of. "you fool. you foolish fool." i also have started to carry dice with me so i can go
"its a ...(roll dice)pleasure to meet you"

[Reply #197 on:]

My new line to quote is "WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!"

I have yet to find a suitable reason to say it, but that hasn't stopped me yet!

[Reply #198 on:]

Always interesting to say to a pal when a girl is nearby talking:
[Zoidy]Look what you did (pal), she won't shut up![/Zoidy]

[Reply #199 on:]

today some bad things happened. wanna see?

good way to greet your loved one. or gasses.